View Full Version : So I conned this retarded fat bitch at my building into..
Strikta
02-14-2014, 07:49 PM
Going to the doctors & getting pain med prescriptions to give to me.
LOL
She's like 45 & def has autism.. & weighs like 330 I'm guessing.. & has neglected CHRONIC back pain/issues for years. I'm pretty sure she likes me, but I've just been friendly w/ her & drink coffee w/ her some mornings cuz she'll be outside smoking when I do, & always has a pot of some gourmet shit goin'. After weeks upon weeks of the java talk over Newports & Pall Mall Blues.. she finally took my advice & went & saw a pain management specialist.
THis bitch comes out of the doc office talmbout she just wants to do the therapy & doesn't need the pills she's getting prescribed & THAT I CAN HAVE THEM. 180 Hydrocodone 10/665 & 90 Morphine 60mg.
Says as long as I come over & chat w/ her in the mornings I can have her prescriptions of pills. LSDshfjkjajsefg
I've yet to get them from her, but can at any moment right now.
Shits worth some bread if I flip em.. I don't even take them like that.. here & there yeah.
But yo that's some hundreds of dollars monthly... but she might be setting me up in some kinda way? She ain't gettin' no dick from me doe. Naw.
Just thought I'd share.
Neighbor
02-14-2014, 07:51 PM
The saga continues
Strikta
02-14-2014, 07:51 PM
She pressing me for the valentines day visit... I KNEW there was a catch.
Awwwwwwwww nawww.
Ghost1
02-14-2014, 07:52 PM
This is the bitch u fisted with the dirt devil aint it?
For shame.
Neighbor
02-14-2014, 07:52 PM
Take a bunch & fuck her all pilled out
why you gotta do Dia like that?
veritas
02-14-2014, 07:52 PM
I despise you Timothy. Thank whatever God u believe in that we will never meet.
Alphabet
02-14-2014, 07:53 PM
op IS a troll post right.....
right?
big baby
02-14-2014, 07:53 PM
I hope its a undercover cop and she forces you to fuck her with a undeniable deal of like 20gs a month and you go to jail fucking loser
Strikta
02-14-2014, 07:54 PM
lmmaooo wow.
Bags.. nah it ain't the same one bro. lmao
Strikta
02-14-2014, 07:55 PM
Nah. Not a troll post. Srs could take her pain pills & sell them, just for 30 minutes of my company a morning drinking coffee & smoking cigs.
Strikta
02-14-2014, 07:56 PM
I hope its a undercover cop and she forces you to fuck her with a undeniable deal of like 20gs a month and you go to jail fucking loser
Baaahahahahahaaa
Neighbor
02-14-2014, 07:56 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/crime/1/7/Z/T/1/justin-bieber.jpg
Alphabet
02-14-2014, 08:06 PM
Nah. Not a troll post. Srs could take her pain pills & sell them, just for 30 minutes of my company a morning drinking coffee & smoking cigs.
pretty sleeze bag shit tbh aha...
but if your cool with capitalizing off and extorting a semi retarded persons drugs/friendship might as well make em duckets i guess.....
Strikta
02-14-2014, 08:10 PM
lmaaaooo
I'm not really about to take that girls pills yo.
Come on now.
I COULD tho.. she straight up offered them to me.
You are either god tier troll or may seriously be living a episode of it's always sunny gone terribly wrong
U my nigga tho
Fuck that sea cow without repute
uh-oh
02-14-2014, 08:15 PM
take them pills wtf
Strikta
02-14-2014, 08:17 PM
take them pills wtf
IKR
Either that or them shits gonna go to waste or be given to someone else.. or she'll find out how to sell em' herself.
uh-oh
02-14-2014, 08:23 PM
yea fuck it i'd take em
i don't like them, but i'd see how much my boy would pay per pill, and i would just charge him half what he's willing to pay and hook him up
everyones happy
but the fat chick. slide her some dick yo
if your worried about the smell pull some smooth FLY SHIT
when i was doing coke and drinking all summer i convinced this one fat chick to drive me around and buy me drugs/booze. but i gave her dick, cuz im a good samaritan. the key was i told her i've had a shower fetish, so i would have her get butt ass naked in the shower, and cover herself in soap suds
then i'd swoop in and murk
don't eat it or nothing, gross
but fat chicks cum from just being groped crazy
all covered in soap your shit will get hard just from getting enveloped in soapy flesh
murk it out, push her out of the way, rinse off and pretend someones calling you and bounce
fat bitches 101
Strikta
02-14-2014, 08:26 PM
Gooonnneee
Ghost1
02-14-2014, 08:44 PM
This shit is like choose ur own adventure ....dirtbag edition....lmfao
I personally would like for ztrik to start doin chores.for her.....like cleanin the crib an shit.....u kno....cuz she old an fat an gross.....an then tho.....he would start robbin her crib while she watchin general hospital....then when things escalated....he.would hit her.
This is the path i choose for my dirtbag adventure
I hope i win!
God Of War
02-14-2014, 08:48 PM
lmao man as fucked as this sounds
if you dont take em someone else will
thats someone else gon get money that could be yuors
your her man now,,get it in strik rofl
Allen Knight
02-14-2014, 08:48 PM
Lmaoo at the catch strik about to fit a whole isle of house hold products in her vag
God Of War
02-14-2014, 08:49 PM
may aswell see if she got bleach while ur at it bro!
Ghost1
02-14-2014, 08:50 PM
Strik out there drinkin drano wit two creamer & this fuckin wretchid sloth on the porch trynna pay for sum dick w a bottle of percs.
Ur aptmnt complex makes me unhappy.
God Of War
02-14-2014, 08:59 PM
Strik out there drinkin drano wit two creamer & this fuckin wretchid sloth on the porch trynna pay for sum dick w a bottle of percs.
Ur aptmnt complex makes me unhappy.
Bags hwo come when we start posting everyone else fucking stops rofl
Ghost1
02-14-2014, 09:01 PM
Word.....lol.
I think i seen a tumbleweed blow by a neighbor thread just now....
Guess ill go write this 10lines for the.nbl real quick
God Of War
02-14-2014, 09:01 PM
Word.....lol.
I think i seen a tumbleweed blow by a neighbor thread just now....
Guess ill go write this 10lines for the.nbl real quick
im still not that BORED YET!
Ghost1
02-14-2014, 09:04 PM
LOL
Word.....
I only like to read.the verses i write when theyre done......i hate writing them...
Allen Knight
02-14-2014, 09:06 PM
LOL
Word.....
I only like to read.the verses i write when theyre done......i hate writing them...
U better drop or ill give u 2 losses for no showing an being a faggot
Ghost1
02-14-2014, 09:11 PM
Fucku fuckboy. Ill punch ur life off with knife.gloves.
Alphabet
02-14-2014, 09:12 PM
lmaaaooo
I'm not really about to take that girls pills yo.
Come on now.
I COULD tho.. she straight up offered them to me.
aha don't be getting a conscience now..
make that money, and pop some downers aha
uh-oh
02-14-2014, 09:47 PM
speaking of apartment complexes theres three firetrucks outside my building. one of the apartments across the way is on fire. they're busting windows and shit
http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr74/uhohitsuhoh/IMG_20140214_213332_zps01b8f1f4.jpg
i need to clean my windows lmao. got cig TAR on them. been here for like 6 years i don't wash windows YO
Aesthetic
02-14-2014, 09:49 PM
Whatchu gonna do when she tries to seduce ur ass next time u ask for drugs.
Just fuck the bitch and get it over with bro.
Strikta
02-14-2014, 09:49 PM
That's pretty wild.
ill nik-A
02-14-2014, 09:53 PM
Strikta u dirty dog u
Mike Wrecka
02-14-2014, 10:05 PM
with that many pills in your possession you might turn into the next gamble
Strikta
02-14-2014, 10:12 PM
Nah. Don't ever say that. Plz.
God Of War
02-14-2014, 10:48 PM
Nah. Don't ever say that. Plz.
just knock it out man
retarded people need love to
Objective
02-14-2014, 11:47 PM
I love how people be advising dude to become some half-retard's personal prostitute for a few pills to sell.
Diode
02-15-2014, 01:03 AM
I despise you Timothy. Thank whatever God u believe in that we will never meet.
Split
02-15-2014, 01:07 AM
Giving an autistic girl an orgasm is one of the Catholic church's 72 ways into heaven
Witty
02-15-2014, 03:35 AM
You people are scum.
veritas
02-15-2014, 07:59 AM
Here is how today will go:
VERITAS begins assault upon o.g. Dirtperson
Tim says I am on his dick/etc./etc.
VERITAS makes Timmy angry
Timmy puts VERITAS on ignore again
Timm says he was trolling.
Hakuna Matata/circle of life
StarFaggot
02-15-2014, 08:01 AM
I say don't use her bc you don't need to you got 35gs saved up
veritas
02-15-2014, 08:12 AM
TRUST....THIS DIRTPERSON HAS ABSOLUTEL ZERO IN SAVINGS. HE IS LIKE A RAPID DISEASED STARVING ANIMAL. LIVING DAY TO DAY WITH NO MIND FOR ANYTHING OF WORTH.
veritas
02-15-2014, 08:12 AM
I HOPE A POLAR BEAR VOMITS ON YOUR FACE.
Neighbor
02-15-2014, 08:47 AM
yea fuck it i'd take em
i don't like them, but i'd see how much my boy would pay per pill, and i would just charge him half what he's willing to pay and hook him up
everyones happy
but the fat chick. slide her some dick yo
if your worried about the smell pull some smooth FLY SHIT
when i was doing coke and drinking all summer i convinced this one fat chick to drive me around and buy me drugs/booze. but i gave her dick, cuz im a good samaritan. the key was i told her i've had a shower fetish, so i would have her get butt ass naked in the shower, and cover herself in soap suds
then i'd swoop in and murk
don't eat it or nothing, gross
but fat chicks cum from just being groped crazy
all covered in soap your shit will get hard just from getting enveloped in soapy flesh
murk it out, push her out of the way, rinse off and pretend someones calling you and bounce
fat bitches 101
How did this get overlooked?
Strikta
02-15-2014, 08:57 AM
Some ppl here are seriously angry tho. LMAO
veritas
02-15-2014, 09:36 AM
Some ppl here are seriously angry tho. LMAO
the irony is that you are like the herpes you probably will contact later in the life, the way I murk you and you keep coming back.
I want chuck e cheese to rape your mouth in the ballpit. I want you to freeze to death in a cardboard box.
I am not mad. I am just serious. I despise you. Not because I think I am better than you, just that you brag about being a dirt person, then get mad and say you are trolling.
veritas
02-15-2014, 09:48 AM
I just want to punch your face until you stop breathing.
Strikta
02-15-2014, 09:57 AM
The feeling's mutual baldy.
Lord ur fucking corny tho.
Get mad & say I'm trolling??
Not me, faggot.
veritas
02-15-2014, 10:01 AM
The feeling's mutual baldy.
Lord ur fucking corny tho.
Get mad & say I'm trolling??
Not me, faggot.
DONT EVER FUCKING ADDRESS ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AGAIN YOU DIRTPERSON SCUM BAG I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH A FILET KNIFE DRIPPING BACON GREASE.
veritas
02-15-2014, 10:04 AM
Get mad & say I'm trolling??
HOW MANY POSTS YOU MADE ABOUT THIS WIGGERSCUMBAG? HUH? YOU MEAN NOTHING. YOUR LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE. END IT. END IT SLOWLY BY FEEDING YOURSELF TO FIREANTS.
Strikta
02-15-2014, 10:04 AM
Lame.
Baldy.
veritas
02-15-2014, 10:16 AM
what is lame about me?
and I am bald. I love being bald. One day that receding hair line you got is gonna uh-oh you into oblivion.
I hope Tiger Woods sodomizes you.
CtrlF4
02-15-2014, 10:27 AM
Well...If she is setting you up IF you take them NOW you made it EXTREMELY easy to be charged w/this thread
Niggas these days don't do shit without speaking on it...yall tell on yaself most of the time
Don't do it now.
veritas
02-15-2014, 10:28 AM
Well...If she is setting you up IF you take them NOW you made it EXTREMELY easy to be charged w/this thread
Niggas these days don't do shit without speaking on it...yall tell on yaself most of the time
Don't do it now.
captain obvious to thread
Strikta
02-15-2014, 10:43 AM
Well...If she is setting you up IF you take them NOW you made it EXTREMELY easy to be charged w/this thread
Niggas these days don't do shit without speaking on it...yall tell on yaself most of the time
Don't do it now.
I'm not too worried about this website being my downfall if I was to take her meds(which I am not).
We had a chat & got everything figured out.
veritas
02-15-2014, 10:46 AM
did you tell her that you have a strong death urge?>
veritas
02-15-2014, 10:48 AM
and lol...your down fall has already happened, it will just keep on repeating at worse and worse severities....because you are a fraudelent abominable person. karmasutra....you getting f'd.
Strikta
02-15-2014, 11:36 AM
lol I always make u dbl post w/ ur tantrums. Ur a fucking idiot who hasn't got a clue wtf he's talking about. U ramble just to ramble... & nobody gives a rats ass.
Dope girl
02-15-2014, 12:58 PM
you are a blessing cuz you open to her, anyway, She trying to be more open to u, Maybe she see something in you.
veritas
02-15-2014, 01:02 PM
lol I always make u dbl post w/ ur tantrums. Ur a fucking idiot who hasn't got a clue wtf he's talking about. U ramble just to ramble... & nobody gives a rats ass.
wrong. You are so wrong. I am not your enemy. I am trying to help you. Why can u not see that? U must be destroyed if there is to be hope for you.
Seyance
02-15-2014, 01:10 PM
people usually have friends to say this to, either you have none or its lies or both. you really care a lot how people on here see you, its obvious, not matter how many time you come back talking bout you dont.
THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
02-15-2014, 01:24 PM
people usually have friends to say this to, either you have none or its lies or both. you really care a lot how people on here see you, its obvious, not matter how many time you come back talking bout you dont.
.................................................
Strikta
02-15-2014, 01:32 PM
Told a cpl ppl.. but tbh if I told this to most friends they'd try to have me get the pills to sell. Ur also an idiot.. completely wrong about me caring about the way other ppl see me. Moron. lol
Eat a bag of dicks.
veritas
02-15-2014, 02:21 PM
wrong. Stop lying. Stop snitching.
Aesthetic
02-15-2014, 02:52 PM
Did she seduce you yet?
I heard fat bitches were real fun, queen told me.
Fat bottom girl they make the wild world go rouuuund.
lmao Strikt bout to fuck this fatty then discover those tabs are just her neglected vitamin pills
King Karaoke
02-15-2014, 07:19 PM
Hi...
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1939659_673327046064257_766873978_n.jpg
Bye...
Greed
02-16-2014, 09:25 AM
All this not to get them pills is just retarded.
trap.
02-16-2014, 10:34 AM
Strikta is my favorite boarder, by far.
Don't ever leave bro.
Also, stop messing with this fat chicks head. You do it just by breathing in her general vicinity. It might work out at first but I don't see this ending well for you.
CtrlF4
02-16-2014, 12:13 PM
I say don't use her bc you don't need to you got 35gs saved up
This was hardbody and deserved a reply.
Strikta
Strikta
02-16-2014, 12:28 PM
Aero is a piece of shit.
Nothing he says has credibility because his persona on this board is a pure hoax.
Why? When did getting more money become a bad idea
CtrlF4
02-16-2014, 12:37 PM
Aero is a piece of shit.
Nothing he says has credibility because his persona on this board is a pure hoax.
Well done.
Strikta
02-16-2014, 12:38 PM
The problem I'm seeing is that the pill epidemic is so huge that u WILL eventually get busted & do some time.
I sold pills in MD & had the Narc Taskforce & State police watching me HEAVY.. I almost got popped & cpl times, & was raided once. It's part of the reason I came to Illinois & have warrants. I had to get the fuck up outta there.. I might even still be getting watched out here in the midwest.. that's no bullshit.
Eventually u'll get busted if u sell pills... the epidemic is so huge now that taskforces everywhere have snitches & crazy surveillance for the shit.
Judges will throw the book at u if u catch a charge for pain pills.. whether taking them for urself, or selling them.... ppl are getting slammed behind it.
There IS money to be made off pills... IMO it's the most profitable drug base to sell w/... BUT the risk is HUGE as fuck.
Iono, I'm kinda shook.
StarFaggot
02-16-2014, 12:45 PM
Strikt I think you should sell as many pills as possible. Should be light work and you've got a great connect.
Strikta
02-16-2014, 12:48 PM
Quit trying to patronize me from ur imaginary high horse.
Don't even post in my threads tbh.
StarFaggot
02-16-2014, 01:12 PM
I want you to be in jail where you can't be an influence on your son.
Joe Metts
02-16-2014, 02:48 PM
Don't take advantage of intellectually disabled people man. It's fucked up.
Ghost1
02-16-2014, 04:20 PM
Aight. Heres my take.
Lets just say this scenario was real.
Both parties r using eachother.
She dont need these pills.....but she can get em....likely for free....courtesy my hard earned tax dollars.
So.....if thats all ot takes is a drs aptmnt to have the company of a young man that would likely never pay her mind otherwise...then y not?
She uses him for his company.....and he her for the pills.
Such is the way of the world. Everybody wants something from sum1 else.
Shes taking advantage of him as much if not more due to the fact that she is preying on his drug addiction weakness.
Life is not black an white. Its grey.
CtrlF4
02-16-2014, 04:24 PM
Hoes emotional it's never "just" what they say it is
Strikta
02-16-2014, 04:28 PM
Bags is absolutely right... & the scenario IS REAL bro.
She wants my company to lead to sex.. that's what it is.
& I'm kinda stuck on what to do right now.
It doesn't matter really at this point tho.. I'm moving back to MD on the 1st of March.
Witty
02-16-2014, 04:37 PM
Aight. Heres my take.
Lets just say this scenario was real.
Both parties r using eachother.
She dont need these pills.....but she can get em....likely for free....courtesy my hard earned tax dollars.
So.....if thats all ot takes is a drs aptmnt to have the company of a young man that would likely never pay her mind otherwise...then y not?
She uses him for his company.....and he her for the pills.
Such is the way of the world. Everybody wants something from sum1 else.
Shes taking advantage of him as much if not more due to the fact that she is preying on his drug addiction weakness.
Life is not black an white. Its grey.
Ok, I don't really agree fully but I see what your saying, but just because what she is doing is fucked up doesn't make what he is doing any less fucked up.
I don't like this whole 'if ur doing something wrong then it doesn't matter if I do something wrong' shit.
A man should live by his own morals, nobody elses, just because someone is willing to take advantage of you does not make it ok for you to take advantage of them. And you also forgot to mention the fact that he said the girl is retarded, while Strikta is not retarded, so if this story is true then surely the onus is on the person who is not mentally disabled to not take advantage of the person who is? That's why I didn't really agree fully with what you said. She is a mentally disabled person who is clearly so lonely she will resort to illegality just to have some company, while strik is using this lonliness to get drugs, which is a pretty nasty thing to do imo....I don't see what she is doing as taking advantage, I see it as someone having normal human emotions that aren't being fulfilled, and strik is taking advantage of that, making her believe she has someone who cares about her and is willing to spend time with her when really he has no intention of doing so and does not care at all how she feels as long as he gets what he wants. Trying to find a friend, and being so lonely and desperate for company you will do something like this is not taking advantage of someone, it's the sign of a very unhappy person who craves human contact like anyone does, and Strik is using that for his own means, while making her believe she has found the companionship when really she hasn't.
That's a pretty fucked up thing to do.
Strikta
02-16-2014, 04:40 PM
Well damn lol
Tru.
Witty
02-16-2014, 04:45 PM
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to judge you or make out like I am morally superior in any way, I'm not one of the guys who says shit like that to u on here, everyone has done things they probably shouldn't do....it's easy, you see something you want and a way to get it and that's it, you just do it....I just think if you thought about it for a while you might see the damage you could potentially do to another person's life.
Ghost1
02-16-2014, 05:09 PM
My point was that theyre both scumbags :/
Strikta
02-16-2014, 05:13 PM
Ur moms a scumbag.
Witty
02-16-2014, 05:21 PM
My point was that theyre both scumbags :/
My point was I don't see how you can label someone a scumbag for wanting company from another human, and being so in need of it they are willing to do something that is illegal.
Ghost1
02-16-2014, 05:29 PM
I didnt actually read anything u wrote
LOLZORO!
but srs. Shes a scumbag for doing "something illegal" regardless of the reasoning. The ends dont justify the means.
Witty
02-16-2014, 05:35 PM
I didnt actually read anything u wrote
LOLZORO!
but srs. Shes a scumbag for doing "something illegal" regardless of the reasoning. The ends dont justify the means.
So by that reasoning every time someone does something illegal they are a scumbag?
Ghost1
02-16-2014, 05:53 PM
There are no absolutes fox. Settle down.
veritas
02-16-2014, 07:46 PM
tim is the o.g. scumbag of this place.
trap.
02-16-2014, 08:02 PM
I didnt actually read anything u wrote
I never read anything he writes. Walls of fox text. Go see a therapist or get a bff. Try Rawnmd
Witty
02-16-2014, 08:08 PM
I never read anything he writes. Walls of fox text. Go see a therapist or get a bff. Try Rawnmd
You could address me personally you know.
This was a very feminine post.
Did I hurt you in some way?
Rawn MD
02-16-2014, 08:10 PM
i will withold my comment for thread bc it may encourage or discourage
but i already know how this ends...
Greed
02-16-2014, 09:00 PM
Friend zone the bz if she is that shameful of a fuck.
trap.
02-16-2014, 09:08 PM
You could address me personally you know.
This was a very feminine post.
Did I hurt you in some way?
You're a weirdo. That's all I have to say to you from now on. Don't PM me again. Have a good day.
Ghost1
02-16-2014, 09:28 PM
Lol@dont pm me again hahaha.
Witty
02-17-2014, 05:05 AM
You're a weirdo. That's all I have to say to you from now on. Don't PM me again. Have a good day.
Why so serious man?
I just wanted to know why we can't be friends?
WHY DON'T U LIKE ME????
Strikta
02-17-2014, 05:49 AM
Trap is an old schooler man... he ain't got time to make friends, bro.
Witty
02-17-2014, 06:01 AM
:(
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