WHATS EVERY1 GOING TO DO TODAY. obligatory dg thread.

[Ghost1]

?

[Witty]

just finished work, now football beer and other stuff probably.

[Allen Knight]

Goin to fuck the shit outta ur mom bags

[Diode]

went to jiu jitsu, re-injured my groin, had a sad/mad/tired drive home, pooping, getting high and passing out. probs.

or skyrim.

then returning sweatpants to walmart and going to the gym since i didn't really roll today.

[Witty]

oh and ur a faggot.

nearly forgot.

[Sicc]

I'm actually snowed in, again. Nothing much to do. I have a 3 day weekend, so debating on whether I want to go out or not. Hope this snow does not continue or else that idea is shot. Also, waiting for my boy to get out of work. I got him some Girl Scout Cookies mixed with OG Grand Daddy Purp. Trying to get some pulls of this new Bong I just purchased.

[Witty]

I'm actually snowed in, again. Nothing much to do. I have a 3 day weekend, so debating on whether I want to go out or not. Hope this snow does not continue or else that idea is shot. Also, waiting for my boy to get out of work. I got him some Girl Scout Cookies mixed with OG Grand Daddy Purp. Trying to get some pulls of this new Bong I just purchased.

give me a cookie or i'll punch ur face.

[Certain]

I have to get a copy of a key made. Thanks for asking.

[Witty]

I have to get a copy of a key made. Thanks for asking.

and then ur gonna fuck dem bitches.

right?

[Sicc]

Lol Witty

[Certain]

and then ur gonna fuck dem bitches.

right?

I am going to watch the NBA All-Star contests and reply to a few Open Mic verses.

Then I will have sex with Bags' mother.

[Witty]

I am going to watch the NBA All-Star contests and reply to a few Open Mic verses.

Then I will have sex with Bags' mother.

Hahahaha

Penetrating bags' mom never gets old.

[Sicc]

Has anyone smoked "Girl scout cookies" before? That particular strand of bud?

[Diode]

Has anyone smoked "Girl scout cookies" before? That particular strand of bud?

yes why

look it up on leafly if you have questions

[ill nik-A]

Well gonna either go to the winery or chill home and watch the UFC card

[Ghost1]

NO1 IS GOING TO UAVE SEX WOTH BAGS MOTHER

[Sicc]

Bags is beginning to type like GoW. With his elbows, not cool.

[God Of War]

Going to write a bit of code. Pretend I'm on schedule with my schedule and reward myself fir pretending I'm on schedule by getting high n playing someone else's game

[Sicc]

Speaking of the devil, lol.


Word Diode


What the hell is leafly?

[Certain]

NO1 IS GOING TO UAVE SEX WOTH BAGS MOTHER

The Mind Assassin, help Bags with his Oedipus complex please.

[CtrlF4]

I'm actually snowed in, again. Nothing much to do. I have a 3 day weekend, so debating on whether I want to go out or not. Hope this snow does not continue or else that idea is shot. Also, waiting for my boy to get out of work. I got him some Girl Scout Cookies mixed with OG Grand Daddy Purp. Trying to get some pulls of this new Bong I just purchased.

I thought this was kind of gay.

[Sicc]

Referring to bud tho. How's that gay?




Maybe the presentation of it? Not sure.

[Hush]

Has anyone smoked "Girl scout cookies" before? That particular strand of bud?

Yea


What u pay for the 0

[Witty]

it's gay cuz u fuck men.

[Hush]

Referring to bud tho. How's that gay?




Maybe the presentation of it? Not sure.

It's gay cuz ur boy should buy his own weed
It's kinda gay cuz ur sitting home with the weed waiting on him


Just sayen
U asked

[Sicc]

Yea


What u pay for the 0

Didn't buy an O, my boy did but I got it for him for $450.

[CtrlF4]

Referring to bud tho. How's that gay?




Maybe the presentation of it? Not sure.

It's gay cuz ur boy should buy his own weed
It's kinda gay cuz ur sitting home with the weed waiting on him


Just sayen
U asked

[Hush]

Didn't buy an O, my boy did but I got it for him for $450.

Damn

U should PM me

I'll give it to you for 100 less

[Sicc]

Eh. Not really waiting for him, he told me he wanted to smoke up today when he got out of work, so I guess... W/e. Lol

[Ghost1]

Trynna spend sum money on sum delicious food thats already been prepared......

Any thoughts any1?

[Hush]

How you snowed in? This snow ain't shit I'm riding around with a single feel stove car right now

[Sicc]

Damn

U should PM me

I'll give it to you for 100 less

Word? The same shit? I got an O of Grand daddy Purp for 300 Last week. That was OK bud, not really to crazy about it, lol. Looking for some Train wreck or Headbann

[Witty]

Hush is Hushtlin'

[Hush]

Trynna spend sum money on sum delicious food thats already been prepared......

Any thoughts any1?

Sitting in the KFC parking lot right now like a fat fuck

Ain't eat thus shot in over a decade

It's still legit


Butch asked me if I wanted grilled chicken


Hoe please


Gimme the deep fried greasiest shit u got

[Hush]

Word? The same shit? I got an O of Grand daddy Purp for 300 Last week. That was OK bud, not really to crazy about it, lol. Looking for some Train wreck or Headbann

Got headband right now

[Sicc]

Word? PM me.

[Ghost1]

Sitting in the KFC parking lot right now like a fat fuck

Ain't eat thus shot in over a decade

It's still legit


Butch asked me if I wanted grilled chicken


Hoe please


Gimme the deep fried greasiest shit u got

LOL

Word son. Dead@grilled.

I hate the kfc up the street from the crib tho ....they fuck my order up relentlessly.

Fried chicken sounds ill tho

Good suggestion


Any1 else like food?

[Sicc]

White Castle

[Ghost1]

Fuck u.

We dont have that.

[Sicc]

What do you have then?




Damn, White Castle is bomb, son. You missing out.

[PancakeBrah]

Going to binge on 'House of Cards' then ruin my shit @ the gym as penance for drinking last night.

Going to be a good day.

[Ghost1]

Pancake


Do u kno much about starting strength?

I know....DONT FUCK WOTH THE PROGRAM


but.....

Watsay...

I add an hour of cardio to my off days?


How does this make u feel, dan?

[PancakeBrah]

Go for it.

It's all about what you want to get out of your training. Starting Strength is purely for strength, nothing but strength. It's a great program to create a strength base. But if you want to cut some weight, add some cardio. There's always a tradeoff, though. You'll eventually stop your strength gains because of loss of weight. You just have to know what you want to prioritize.

If your goal is to cut weight while still strength training then add some cardio. There's no rule saying you can't do cardio w/ SS. It goes against the point of SS but if your goals aren't just pure strength it's fine bruh bruh.

Some people advocate bulking w/ SS for a long period, until your linear gains stop. That makes sense but the bitches don't understand that. You can't spit game and say you're bulking. They don't understand that word, women are dumb. GET CUT AND FUCK ALL THE SLOOTS BAGATONIOUS.

[Ghost1]

LOL

that was the perfect answer.


Thanks dan.

[uh-oh]

im just waking up like a plebian

didnt crash out till like 5-6 am, wanted to sleep all day and stay up till sunday night so i could sleep right before work for monday

but word

i plan on getting stoned. maybe going up to the store cuz im out of soda and want something to munch on. but im pretty broke with rent coming up so i might not.

downloading house of cards but its taking forever and pissing me off. i could watch it on netflix right now but i'd rather burn it and watch it on my tv since it feels more EVENTFUL that way

will probably end up playing some total war game while listening to podcasts when the boredom sets in

maybe try and make a beat if i feel like digging for some old music/something to sample

[God Of War]

I wait for my people all the time to smoke

[Sicc]

I wait for my people all the time to smoke

Thank you.


Not sure what was so gay about it but I guess how I presented it.

[Malachi]

Homework

[Alphabet]

holy fuck at 300-450 an ounce.. hooolly fuuuuckk

brutal. fucking. shit.


and Bags 5 guys and fries mahfucka

[Split]

I skipped 2 gym days in a row. fuck snow days. Going to FSU to get plastered with my boys
probably getting Wings Over, probably vaping an 8th in their prison showers

[Ghost1]

holy fuck at 300-450 an ounce.. hooolly fuuuuckk

brutal. fucking. shit.


and Bags 5 guys and fries mahfucka

On my life i just left 5guys...lol.

Shit was great.

[Allen Knight]

On my life i just left 5guys...lol.

Shit was great.

Im going to give ur mom that type of sex if u walked in on u think im brutally raping her

[Aesthetic]

Buying a 2002 kia with 120k miles on it.

Pic's when it happens. Yall aint ready for my swag.. Gonna sweep the Internet like a white bitch with a broom.

[NYCSPITZ]

I'm bout 2 take milk thistle because my kidneys been hurting from that alcohol abuse.

Find a new job on craigslist...prob some restaurant shit because restuarant and bar staffs are always incestual ORGIES.

Gonna run 5 miles in lieu of squats and leg day bc tired due to bikram YOGA last night. bikram YOGA is hard but boy r there fly hunnies there.

Gonna plan how to get my cake up

I must reach at least god of war levels @godofwar...50k checking acc not bad son

I need to begin my magnum opus and sell it for a dollar on amazon via free publishing so I can make an extra 50 cents/month, can buy some chips and shit

[Hush]

Buying a 2002 kia with 120k miles on it.

Pic's when it happens. Yall aint ready for my swag.. Gonna sweep the Internet like a white bitch with a broom.

Dead

Dope troll bro

[Split]

Buying a 2002 kia with 120k miles on it.

Pic's when it happens. Yall aint ready for my swag.. Gonna sweep the Internet like a white bitch with a broom.

Don't do this... tell me what kind of car you want and I will give you car models

[NYCSPITZ]

Pancake


Do u kno much about starting strength?

I know....DONT FUCK WOTH THE PROGRAM


but.....

Watsay...

I add an hour of cardio to my off days?


How does this make u feel, dan?

Bags I run 3 miles at 18 minutes. I suggest you do the same, the military did a comprehensive study and those who ran every other day, or even 3x/wk three miles really fast were in better shape than those who ran more or less than 3m, or those who ran more frequently in general. The army lives and breathes the shit so they know what they're talking about. I'm personally in the best shape of my life due to it. It's NOT FOR PUSSIES

[Ghost1]

Running is over rated imo.

I was running 5ks last year ......i wasnt lifting tho....

Idk.....

Ill prolly be running a bit now tho again....

[Split]

Bags I run 3 miles at 18 minutes. I suggest you do the same, the military did a comprehensive study and those who ran every other day, or even 3x/wk three miles really fast were in better shape than those who ran more or less than 3m, or those who ran more frequently in general. The army lives and breathes the shit so they know what they're talking about. I'm personally in the best shape of my life due to it. It's NOT FOR PUSSIES
What's urbest 5K time

[Fig]

Today there is a 500 person crab feed at my work. Then after work I smoke and go to bed. Day over.

[Ghost1]

Im going to give ur mom that type of sex if u walked in on u think im brutally raping her

U SHUT UR TRASH MOUTH ALLEN.

ILL FUCKIN BEAT U TO DEATH WOTH A BRICK THAT HAS A DICK DRAWN ON IT SO WHEN THEY SHOW UR BODY AT THE VIEWING U HAVE DICK SCARS ALL OVER UR GREASY CORPSE.

[veritas]

shutup.

[Fig]

lol @ 3 miles in 18 minutes.

Yall know I'm the fucking mile master

Jump on this mile long dick if you disagree

[Split]

VERITAS resembles, dresses like, and boards like that one seventh grade social studies teacher who considers himself the funny teacher, but no one laughs at his jokes because his moustache is untrustworthy

[Alphabet]

On my life i just left 5guys...lol.

Shit was great.

ahaaaa no shit, i'd punch an infant for five guys to be delivered to my door right now.

[Split]

lol @ 3 miles in 18 minutes.

Yall know I'm the fucking mile master

Jump on this mile long dick if you disagree

5k time?

[Fig]

VERITAS resembles, dresses like, and boards like that one seventh grade social studies teacher who considers himself the funny teacher, but no one laughs at his jokes because his moustache is untrustworthy

I hated mr. webb fuck

[NYCSPITZ]

What's urbest 5K time

never tried that

[NYCSPITZ]

lol @ 3 miles in 18 minutes.

Yall know I'm the fucking mile master

Jump on this mile long dick if you disagree

I can do 1 mile in 5 min flat.

Can you see me?

This is all on the treadmill @ BALLY'S TOTAL FITNESS rocking to eminem songs

[uh-oh]

runnings retarded

walking is a million times better for you. just walk at a stupid incline for a long time

[veritas]

VERITAS resembles, dresses like, and boards like that one seventh grade social studies teacher who considers himself the funny teacher, but no one laughs at his jokes because his moustache is untrustworthy

try 3rd grade teacher who all the other female teachers love because he has a huge cock.

you nerd virgin.

[Fig]

5k time?

Never ran one, but I.would run it faster than you and then rip through your sissys hymen like a finish line

Totoro I ran a sub 6 minute once... like 550 somethin, but that was a few years ago, which makes it more impressive

[Witty]

I CAN RUN REALLY FAR IN A REALLY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

[NYCSPITZ]

NC best mile #1 champion

distant #2 oats 5:10 80 yrs ago

[Fig]

Ill live with 3rd

[Witty]

YOU'LL DIE WITH AIDS.

[Fig]

you'll be alone for a long long time witty

and I'm sorry

[Witty]

you'll be alone for a long long time witty

and I'm sorry

:(

[NYCSPITZ]

I CAN RUN REALLY FAR IN A REALLY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

no u can't my nigga

[Witty]

ok

sorry.

[NYCSPITZ]

it's not ok.

[Witty]

y?

[Paradigm]

recover from last night... write a site diss lol

[Witty]

No1 ever disses the site in a site diss.

Fuck netcees, netcees sucks penis
and ur skin is green cuz....penis.

[Sicc]

ahaaaa no shit, i'd punch an infant for five guys to be delivered to my door right now.

That sounded gayer then me waiting for my boy to get off of work and smoke.

[Alphabet]

ahaaaaa WHOLY fuck

i never even noticed that until you pointed it out.. my fuck i just burst out laughing.

PAUSE

[Allen Knight]

Lmaooo

[Lars]

worked this morning, married an Asian couple at a new venue with the HUGEST chandelier I've ever seen

shit was the size of NAQ, prob weighed twice as much too tbh

came home, went to the 'rents for dinner, our fucking water boiler is playing up atm but its probably just the fuse needs changing

i'll have a look tomorrow, aint long got home

hoping it aint prove too costly yo

[maths debate]

impressive thread



99% of netcees admitting their life boring as fuck



"holy shit yesss. so what you doing today, bro?"
"ya know, holmes. bout to catch that late night sleep, dawg"

[maths debate]

but word





i'ma go fishing

[Certain]

White Castle sucks unless you're high. Bags, get some Five Guys Burgers and Fries. Don't eat like a pauper.

[Certain]

impressive thread



99% of netcees admitting their life boring as fuck



"holy shit yesss. so what you doing today, bro?"
"ya know, holmes. bout to catch that late night sleep, dawg"

Boring is the best.

[Aesthetic]

Don't do this... tell me what kind of car you want and I will give you car models

Totally ended up being trashy as fuck, fake ass picture lacked the info like

"No window"
"No fucking interior doors"
"No fucking tires"

It's easy, I got 1000 dollars, dont fuck me and you get my money. people retarded as fuck.


Im honestly looking for any car, 1000$ is my budget; im really digging neons, escorts or anything honda. Something that can last me a few months until I can put money into it.

[trap.]

Worked nightshift, slept until 630pm, now I'm just lounging. Boring Saturday. One of my jumpoffs moved from where I'm at to HBurg so I might visit and smash this weekend or next.

[Ghost1]

I thought u were in japan or sum shit?

Ur back in MD?

[trap.]

I've been in MD for over a year and a half now. Yeah, was in Korea.

[Lars]

watched an extreme couponing marathon

downloaded True Detective after someone recommendation here

need to watch later

[Split]

im really digging neons, escorts or anything honda

dawg i cant help u

[Fig]

Cleaned my room :)

[Certain]

Cleaned my room :)

And it's about darn time.

[WZA]

I don't smoke weed anymore, but it's like 200 an ounce TOPS here. I used to get them for 100 back in highschool lol.

[Ghost1]

dawg i cant help u

Lol

[Lars]

ive just watched the first two seasons of Amish Mafia in one mad binge

I don't know what it is about that show that draws me in, but there you have it

still not seen true detective because of that shit hahaha