The Most Retarded Laws IN USA

[KennyCerealBowl]

10. Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.
9.Long Beach: Cars are the only item allowed in a garage
8.Long Beach: It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
7.Colorado: Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday
6.Durango: It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
5.In Colorado it's now legal to remove the furniture tags that say, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law."
4.It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.
3.It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
2.Atlanta: Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp
Number 1?Okay,here comes number one,I didn't make this up,it's just pure coincidence,here we go...
1.In Quitman, It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

[KennyCerealBowl]

Oh! and of course, weed is illegal.

[bleak]

In KY, where I live, it is illegal to walk around with ice cream in your back pocket.

Apparently people used to steal horses like that.

[Immaculate]

10. Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.
9.Long Beach: Cars are the only item allowed in a garage
8.Long Beach: It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
7.Colorado: Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday
6.Durango: It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
5.In Colorado it's now legal to remove the furniture tags that say, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law."
4.It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.
3.It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
2.Atlanta: Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp
Number 1?Okay,here comes number one,I didn't make this up,it's just pure coincidence,here we go...
1.In Quitman, It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

LOLOLLLOLOLMGFSDHIFVWAVNSWASFBK

[Objective]

3.It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Why the fuck is this retarded? It's illegal in Norway as well. A couple of my friends told me horsing under the influence can get fucked up. Steering the horse out of the road can get you into some accidents and also cause injuries to the horse. Or you can do sudden ''commands'' the horse doesn't understand and a sudden stop can throw you off the horse etc. You have less control while riding as well. Makes sense to me. Not to mention, this shit is retarded;

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Source: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama

And about the chicken.. Do you mean that it's illegal for them to die, or did they made the law for fun wich accidentally tell everyone else that gets it that they didn't? -.O

[KennyCerealBowl]

Its a retarded law bro.