Mormons Are Whack

[Aesthetic]

Just got done talking to some Mormons I invite over every week as part of my spiritual obligation.


Heard some shit about having to fuck a girl through a hole in a bedsheet. How Indians are demons and impure humans. They also told me and I quote

Practice all religions, just take the time to ask yourself why we are right and everyone else is wrong. Because, I know for a matter of fact; all other branches of christ are wrong.

They also told me that god picks their prophets (which they currently have)

And each prophet is picked by 12 apostles who all pray until everyone votes on the same person. Claiming that god is talking to them when they make a nomination.

They also say that nobody has god given authority that is left on this planet, except their prophet and 12 apostles.

Fucking couldn't even make eye contact with these guys.

until next week \suicide

[PancakeBrah]

Aesthetic is 15.

[Objective]

One of my better friends is a mormon. Sometimes I hang out with him and people from his church. We play football, go to the beach and whatnot. Never had this problem unless I asked and wanted answers about his/their religion. Until then they keep their mouth shut. It's their religion and most religions are fucked up anyways so I refrain from asking questions I don't want the answers to. If they want to judge my choices I don't give a fuck as long as they respect that I'm atheist. Heck, I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't mind them judging me, I'm somewhat judging their religion as well. So it's kind of a mutual understanding to just not talk about it tbh.

So, instead of talking about religion, we just hang out and have fun like normal people. I don't know what you are doing wrong tho'.

[oats]

El Pancake I approve of your aesthetic related boarding.

[Mael]

There is so much wrong with your assessment.

[Seyance]

my mother and sister are mormons, me and my father are not. i ask them things like where do the dinosaurs fit into the bible and watch them squirm. they think some crazy as fuck things like the planet kolob is a real place, as the heavenly body next to god. they can't understand that joseph smith who was already a convicted con artist in new york.. could've just been completely bullshitting about seeing a vision, finding and then translating some ancient gold plates (rumoured to be egyptian scrolls purchased) that where some how found in america.. buried by the nephites to stop the lamenites getting them.. those people are jewish, apparently also the forefathers of indigenous american indian.. i don't think american indians would agree they are jewish, they have a completely different spiritual belief system than religion... yada yada yada yada..etc

all religion is just a plagiarism of egypt anyway.

just questioned my mother on a lot of things and it's hard to think she thinks all this is believable, kept finding so many dates and times that just don't fit into the real history of the world. weird how it all happened in america when the first vistors weren't for hundred of years after.. which is why she claims it's to do with american indian tribes. so much bs.

i agree with the quote below though..

They spend so much time and energy trying to help one another and even non-mormons as well. They learn true morals and values and unlike other Christian religions, they are expected to live these morals and values. They are taught that alcohol, tobacco, and illegal drugs are harmful. Who knew? The Mormon church donates millions of dollars to humanitarian projects and disasters. Practicing Mormons are generally more happy and honest than other people too.

[Sick]

Mormons are rich as fuck though Seyance


I heard you have to pay 10% or more of your income to them and their churches got real gold and shit on the chairs

[Seyance]

yeah she pays 10% of her yearly income, its called a tithing. ridiculous as fuck paying for solid marble cattle decorations and shit.

[Sick]

Yeah, well tbh shit looks dope as fuck wow

http://www.lds.org/bc/content/ldsorg/content/images/inside-the-temple-baptismal-font.jpg

http://graceforgrace.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/atlanta-sealing-room.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2Es770n5wkc/TWGXcuZgAaI/AAAAAAAAALQ/PwnYCLGvY6s/s1600/EndSaltLake4Terrestrial2.jpg

[Destroyer]

this is my problem with all organized religions
passing out a basket for money with gold statues hanging on the walls
how many poor people could one statue feed?
fuck outta here. the hypocrisy is epic.

[Sick]

this is my problem with all organized religions
passing out a basket for money with gold statues hanging on the walls
how many poor people could one statue feed?
fuck outta here. the hypocrisy is epic.

terrible logic


why spend money on Jordans when you can use it to feed poor people?


As if the Mormon church doesn't feed poor ppl (read Seyance's quote)


come on, Des

[Objective]

I actually agree with Des even tho' I see Kyzo's point completely. That's more money that could have gone to help more people, but instead it's more important to hold the values of the church along with standards higher than actual human life. I can see how that's questionable as buying expensive clothes/shoes is more about greed with no underlying values that can be questioned, the church holds rules of how to live life and do everything to help the poor etc. yet spend shitload of money on other stuff. It can't really be compared. Someone buying 300$+ shoes is in a different league because they're not bound by any moral values that could be questioned in the same way.

I still love the stuff they're doing when it comes to humanitarian work etc. tho', can't really front on that. The vatican on the other hand...

That said, the pics Kyzo posted looks absolutely amazing. Aint none of that shit in the mormon church in my town, haha. Either way, as long as people are respectful, do work that's positive for the community and is overall decent human beings I couldn't give a fuck what they believe in.

[WZA]

That's some crazy shit man, lol

[Destroyer]

to kyzo's point:
I'm not a church, and I don't collect money for the poor while I'm out buying Jordan's
also, churches are tax exempt. meaning, poor ass people who live in a shack pay property taxes to live there. Churches, do not.

[Aesthetic]

Mormons own a large portion of Pepsico

Preaches caffeine is wrong.


\loads gun

[uh-oh]

mormons dont fuck through bedsheets wtf?

i heard that about jews tho

and all religions arent a plagiarism from egypt wtf

things in modern religions were taking from egypt, but also the fertile crescent, (babylonian/akkadian/shit like that) and also every other religion that whatever cultural group today passes through

like modern catholicism and christianity has everything from the fertile crescent to egypt to greek/roman to europagan even russian shit, with elements even stolen from the far east

religion is a melting pot of human ignorance

[Objective]

True uh-oh, but mormons have their own underwear n shit they gotta use. No coffee/tea etc. They on a different level like the Jehovas Witness.

[Seyance]

naa, them witness's don't celebrate christmas or birthdays.. that's on ANOTHER level.

[Fig]

Im curious as to what your religious views are aesthetic

[Ghost1]

15 yr old dishwasher makes yet another predoctable religion troll thread.

I hope jamal cancels his big brother day with u tomorrow. U dont deserve him as a sponsor.

[Fig]

10$ says aesthetic lives with his grandmother

[Aesthetic]

10$ says aesthetic lives with his grandmother

Bitch I have been making that joke about bags for a week now. Fuck oughta here, whack ass fagot. Im 17 and live with the folks; bet u were bullied in highschool and blamed every fight on a sucker punch.

[Paradigm]

jews have horns and tails

just that i heard tho

[Certain]

Bitch I have been making that joke about bags for a week now. Fuck oughta here, whack ass fagot. Im 17 and live with the folks; bet u were bullied in highschool and blamed every fight on a sucker punch.

Fig is in high school, too. No one would ever bully him. He's a good boy.

[Certain]

Bitch I have been making that joke about bags for a week now. Fuck oughta here, whack ass fagot. Im 17 and live with the folks; bet u were bullied in highschool and blamed every fight on a sucker punch.

Ferrari Fig is in high school, too. No one would ever bully him. He's a good boy.

[Fig]

Bitch I have been making that joke about bags for a week now. Fuck oughta here, whack ass fagot. Im 17 and live with the folks; bet u were bullied in highschool and blamed every fight on a sucker punch.

Were in the same grade bro. But you sit with all the weird, estranged children at lunch. Pickin bugs out of each others hair. I relax with the pretty girls and jocks and do things that will matter years from now, like having sex and being attractive. Dressing well. Not being a spazz. Just overall achieving. Your sweater sleeve is encrusted with boogers and tears. You have a courtly love with the down syndrome girl. Your whole life consists of extinguishing rampant, unfulfilled little boners you get when you see me with bitches. then you run home and yell at your deaf and dumb grandma anytime she makes a subtle noise. disgusting. I could fuck your grandma. I.could fuck her and make her leave you, and then you'll be alone for real.

[Fig]

I could make chocolate milk with the powder I'm guna pound your grannys lips into

[Ghost1]

Were in the same grade bro. But you sit with all the weird, estranged children at lunch. Pickin bugs out of each others hair. I relax with the pretty girls and jocks and do things that will matter years from now, like having sex and being attractive. Dressing well. Not being a spazz. Just overall achieving. Your sweater sleeve is encrusted with boogers and tears. You have a courtly love with the down syndrome girl. Your whole life consists of extinguishing rampant, unfulfilled little boners you get when you see me with bitches. then you run home and yell at your deaf and dumb grandma anytime she makes a subtle noise. disgusting. I could fuck your grandma. I.could fuck her and make her leave you, and then you'll be alone for real.

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FERRARI

[Fig]

ugh bags ur gey

[Ghost1]

Dont u dare. dont u fucking dare u fucking cocksucker.

[Aesthetic]

Were in the same grade bro. But you sit with all the weird, estranged children at lunch. Pickin bugs out of each others hair. I relax with the pretty girls and jocks and do things that will matter years from now, like having sex and being attractive. Dressing well. Not being a spazz. Just overall achieving. Your sweater sleeve is encrusted with boogers and tears. You have a courtly love with the down syndrome girl. Your whole life consists of extinguishing rampant, unfulfilled little boners you get when you see me with bitches. then you run home and yell at your deaf and dumb grandma anytime she makes a subtle noise. disgusting. I could fuck your grandma. I.could fuck her and make her leave you, and then you'll be alone for real.

I graduated 2 years early. Talk about success like you living it; have fun chillin with future meth addicts and bums. Guarantee u lost ur V card when you were 15 and it changed ur life. Lol; fuck up out of my face son, I fuck with your daddies friends you aint even the same league. Im macking game with a fake plastic at bars, your popping Corteroid's to get hard.

[Inno]

that last line was ill yo

[Fig]

Stop fucking my dads friends

immediately

[Aesthetic]

Stop fucking my dads friends

immediately

Was hoping for some swag. You tried at least.

[uh-oh]

fig should change his name to

ferrari F. figgy

[Fig]

fig should change his name to

ferrari F. figgy

LET IT BE SO

NESSY GODS

HEED MY REQUEST

[dead man]

Just got done talking to some Mormons I invite over every week as part of my spiritual obligation.
I've been meaning to ask you about this.

not to attack or confront you. i am genuinely interested in these social gatherings with people you hang out with due to a "spiritual obligation"

???