Would cavemen like Doritos?

[PancakeBrah]

Interesting question.

On the one hand, Doritos are delicious. But would they be delicious to the untrained caveman palate? Is the inherent deliciousness of Doritos and other such food snacks a product of hundreds of years of Darwinian taste evolution? As in, imperceptible shifts in the tastes and preferences of man over countless years renders the now sought after deliciousness of Doritos repugnant to the caveman in this example, as he is our forefather and only has the basest of palates, not knowing the journey the history of our species traversed to arrive at this point, where Doritos are a highly enjoyed flavor?

Who knows.

[Certain]

They would. Give them the guacamole or spicy sweet chili flavors.

[PancakeBrah]

There are two flavors of Doritos. Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese. That's it.

[Diode]

There are two flavors of Doritos. Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese. That's it.

This man gets it.

[Certain]

You both are slaves to nostalgia.

[maths debate]

gud question



when i gave a dorito to Cheyeahhh he stared at it for 5 minutes straight then ate it and went off in a fit of rage



not sure what that implied

[Just C]

gud question



when i gave a dorito to Cheyeahhh he stared at it for 5 minutes straight then ate it and went off in a fit of rage



not sure what that implied

It implied you're a terrible boarder and an even worse alias.

[Objective]

Ofc. they would. The dorito is designed in such a way it should be tempting to anyone. (In theory, apparently triangle-shaped food makes you hungry.) With ingredients to never make you feel full, mesmerizing color and a satisfying sound when you eat it. The taste makes you want more. It is designed to mentally fuck with you without your knowledge and you'll just be craving more.

Since cavemens brains aint that well developed yet they'd be extremely prone to the evil nature of the dorito and get addicted to that shit on the same level as drug addicts are to heroin.

[Just C]

Look at it like this.

Gordan Ramsey's pallet would hate Dorito's and see them for the junk food they are.

You are more caveman than Gordon in that respect due to your under developed pallet ergo caveman would love dorito's. more than you

[maths debate]

It implied you're a terrible boarder and an even worse alias.

just c proves he reads my posts




this nigga 1 step away from a calling me the other word meaning homo

[maths debate]

lmao Just C


this nigga had an argument with Sharp Nine & Aero over claiming a tag anime boners thought was funny


u cant be srs, dawg


everytime Just c gets an lol he takes screenshots & calls it a day

[Just C]

I did?

[maths debate]

lol @ "I did?"


just c with the top tier cumback


good shit, fagget


dude calls me terrible boarder/worse alias & follows through w/ 1 dimensional creativity that rivals the exotic plots of a deliciousgirl open mic


anime_boners to remind this anti-mainstream hipster cumedian of his unparallelled lulz capabilities

[Just C]

I didn't argue with Aero or Split though?

[maths debate]

thats not the point, son


the point is that Malachi could make $15/hr on YT uploading ASMR videos featuring audio recordings of people responding to your posts, i.e. ambience & bg noise, you intentionally obscure mentally linear fagget


plz dont respond, dawg

[maths debate]

lol @ asking if you argued w/ aero or sharp



you're a step away



just get the links & quotes for fuck sakes

[maths debate]

kill me if i see another string of primeval syntax ending w/ a question mark aided by the hands of this Just Cause 2 mod tweaking dildo jelqing fagget

[Just C]

You get the links and prove yourself wrong. I'm sure you favored the thread.

Your name is a play on masturbate and you spell faggot with an e and come back and comedian with u's.

You're a lame try hard. You don't need assistance from me, you euthanize yourself every time you press post.

[maths debate]

ethered


with 100 posts i've got more than enough of my share of appreciation for the lulz from ppl who actually matter on the boards

gone @ me using cum references, 1997 wordplay represent

you been on here longer than me w/ more posts and not a fuck be given about you, dawg



masaiiyonara, son (@anime_boners for a lulz for this irrelevant soul)

[Just C]

It's ok Lars you can calm down now.

[maths debate]

lmao Lars


how in the fuck am i even bothering to address a creature of your stature?

you aren't in the slightest funny, creative or even relevant

you're just that guy w/ 1,000 posts who comes around and calls someone out for being a tryhard cuz they get more lulz than you do and no one gives 2 fucks about



hold up, dawg. oh shit i just got an idea to get a lulz - its a np on masaii and sonyanara = masaiiyonara

anime_boners plz tell me i'm funny

[Just C]

ok, Lars.

[Certain]

This was a good thread at one point.

[maths debate]

Just C with the shitty "little effort" responses trying to pass off as the cool guy in the convo but proves without a doubt he has nothing to say cuz he's absolutely useless


uses Lars gimmick to get back at me for making things up


stfu you one trick pony

[Mael]

you're just that guy w/ 1,000 posts who comes around and calls someone out for being a tryhard cuz they get more lulz than you do and no one gives 2 fucks about

This.

Also, the idea that the cavemen palette wasn't developed enough in order to enjoy the full potential of a Dorito chip seems skeptical. As in, the tongue has the sweet/sour areas hardwired into us from the start. I could be wrong, though. They'd probably get addicted to it like Objective said.

[Just C]

Just C with the shitty "little effort" responses trying to pass off as the cool guy in the convo but proves without a doubt he has nothing to say cuz he's absolutely useless


uses Lars gimmick to get back at me for making things up


stfu you one trick pony

But you are Lars.

[maths debate]

word, dawg



i'm Lars

[maths debate]

WINTER TOURNEY FINALIST RIGHT HERE, SON


CANT SEE ME ON THAT TOPICAL TIP YOU INSISTENT LOW TIER FAGGET


JUST BEAT VULGAR, SUP

[Just C]

Zzzzzz

Calls 1 trick pony.

After undercover troll Account 109820201 fails.

Have fun making another failed alias due to your inability to change/adapt. :)

[maths debate]

Zzzzzz

Calls 1 trick pony.

After undercover troll Account 109820201 fails.

Have fun making another failed alias due to your inability to change/adapt. :)

are you fucking retarded, dawg?

10 replies in and the best you got is claiming i'm Lars (lulz) and saying i'm a failed alias when Allen Knight proved i'm no one else & i've been getting props from top tier roasters? (let the truth sink in, fagget)


when worst comes to worst, i suppose pulling out lies w/o substance suffices for the disregarded scum that you are


its almost warranted that you're this retarded


keep it 100, son

[Sick]

Just C



Worst boarder of the year 2013-2014

[Lars]

lmao its clearly kyzo and not me

mods to thread for confirmation?

Certain Bags Hush El Pancake Allen Knight namix

[Sick]

It isn't me

[Just C]

are you fucking retarded, dawg?

10 replies in and the best you got is claiming i'm Lars (lulz) and saying i'm a failed alias when Allen Knight proved i'm no one else & i've been getting props from top tier roasters? (let the truth sink in, fagget)


when worst comes to worst, i suppose pulling out lies w/o substance suffices for the disregarded scum that you are


its almost warranted that you're this retarded


keep it 100, son

Lol have you heard yourself?

the only reason I stepped forward for that tag was because Aero lied. If he hadn't of posted I wouldn't have said anything.

I don't need anyone's acceptance.

You try and act like I crave acknowledgement?

All you've done for the last page and a half is try to prove to me in pretty much every post how accepted you are while racking your brain for "lulz" for the board.

And thats funny to me. You're a jester, You're a try hard. Point blank period.

Is there anything else?

I don't need to be funny when I can just call it how it is.

[Strikta]

Smokey Red BBQ

RIP.

1997-98

[Strikta]

http://www.inthe90s.com/food/smokeyredbbqdoritos0.shtml

Some of those comments made me lol.. cuz I feel the exact same way.

& yes cavemen would like Doritos.

[Destroyer]

spicy nacho is the third flavor

[...the Nagger]

smh ban ryan 12

[Strikta]

UMM TACO MAYBE??

Taco is my current favorite.

[Destroyer]

that makes sense
taco is trashy as fuck son
maybe taco in 1992

[Destroyer]

nah for real tho, taco was fire back in the day
somethin changed...

[Strikta]

Blasphemy.

Take a plate of Taco Doritos.. throw some taco meat & velveeta mixed up on that bitch.. top w/ scallions & serve w/ sour cream.

d,h;alshfdlhsfdygvihnwig;dkskjng,xsznfb,nka;n;d

DONT TELL ME TACO IS TRASHY

DONT U TELL ME THAT

[Destroyer]

lmao
you're making taco salads with the shit?
that's hardly fair
that's like me being like " what son? what???? grill up a fillet wit some roasted potatoes on the side with grilled asparagus and then eat a spicy nacho Doritos and TELL me that shit ain't fire as fuck!"

[Strikta]

Aye Des.. on some real shit tho.... these right here are the fucking truth bro.. they had em' in the Circle K's out here. lol

http://www.usafoods.com.au/core/media/media.nl?id=77802&c=3406539&h=2e3623fad4f4efec59c3

[Strikta]

lmao
you're making taco salads with the shit?
that's hardly fair
that's like me being like " what son? what???? grill up a fillet wit some roasted potatoes on the side with grilled asparagus and then eat a spicy nacho Doritos and TELL me that shit ain't fire as fuck!"

HAHAHAahaha

[maths debate]

Lol have you heard yourself?

the only reason I stepped forward for that tag was because Aero lied. If he hadn't of posted I wouldn't have said anything.

I don't need anyone's acceptance.

You try and act like I crave acknowledgement?

All you've done for the last page and a half is try to prove to me in pretty much every post how accepted you are while racking your brain for "lulz" for the board.

And thats funny to me. You're a jester, You're a try hard. Point blank period.

Is there anything else?

I don't need to be funny when I can just call it how it is.


terrible begets hypocrisy with this dumbass

you called me a terrible boarder out of nowhere which implies from the get go that you take this shit srsly & consider yourself an upper tier boarder (lmao @ this whole boarder lvls shit, your pathetic & corny for that)

lol @ i don't need anyones acceptance, dont worry we got that covered cuz you're getting rejected, fagget

and gone @ all i've done is "prove to you i get lulz" - the fuck you expect when you call me a failias? it's called me countering the lies & bullshit you said

lmao as if i go around saying i'm the funniest member on the site

unlike you idgaf & have gone w/o claiming tags even tho i get props for em (mr. masaiiyonara)


keep making yourself look like a bigger fail fagget w/ every post

just remember, you started this you "top tier" boarder you

get a life & stop talking about being a top tier boarder, fagget

(lol @ the paragraphs. what happened to your easy going gimmick, son?)

[2XL]

lmao
you're making taco salads with the shit?
that's hardly fair
that's like me being like " what son? what???? grill up a fillet wit some roasted potatoes on the side with grilled asparagus and then eat a spicy nacho Doritos and TELL me that shit ain't fire as fuck!"

LOL at this.

I kind of view cavemen as dogs. So if they tried em I'm sure they would love doritos. Only the originals though. I dont know if they can handle all the exotic flavors. just too much for their tastebuds

[maths debate]

oh boy, here comes king masaiiyonara w/ the ether post



can't wait to see what new material this holofaghic moron has to offer




*insert lars accusations & lulz claims here*

[Just C]

This really means the world to you huh?

[maths debate]

YEAH, DAWG


CLEARLY, YA KNOW I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN ON PAGE 1 BUT SOME RAND FAGGET HAD TO HEAD DOWN FUCKERY LANE W/ ME



LET THIS ENCOUNTER DIE YOU ANNOYING SON OF A BITCH

[Split]

kill me if i see another string of primeval syntax ending w/ a question mark aided by the hands of this Just Cause 2 mod tweaking dildo jelqing fagget

lmaoooo

[Hush]

Just C



Worst boarder of the year 2013-2014

Yup

[Neighbor]

My cat likes Doritos

I hope this answers your question

[Sicc]

I honestly don't think they would. They were used too eating raw thing such as fish, maybe cooked/smoked over live flames like anything else they ate. I don't think they would have enjoyed them very much. Probably would have had to been one of those things that are like an acquired taste sort of deal.

Like Lobster. Not everyone enjoys the taste, I sure as hell don't.

[Just C]

You've literally been sat in this thread waiting on my replies refreshing to see my name pop up.

[Diode]

Gordan Ramsey's pallet
under developed pallet

El Pancake

[Diode]

v/ maths

[anime_boners]

lol @ "I did?"


just c with the top tier cumback


good shit, fagget


dude calls me terrible boarder/worse alias & follows through w/ 1 dimensional creativity that rivals the exotic plots of a deliciousgirl open mic


anime_boners to remind this anti-mainstream hipster cumedian of his unparallelled lulz capabilities
um

why tf am I being involved in this?

[PancakeBrah]

Well this escalated.

Ate some nacho cheese doritos while watching SOA last night. It was enjoyable.

[uh-oh]

nacho cheese and cool ranch ftw. i went through a phase where flavored chips were amazing. any and everything. alot of it is overdone tho. you dont wanna eat something like that all the time it gets wack and old. its like marinating a steak. its awesome but really the steak itself is fine without marinades

BUT YO

i don't think a caveman would like them, mainly just looking at how tastes have developed in the past 2000 years let alone hundreds of thousands of years

the romans favorite condiment, which they put on EVERYTHING, was fish slime basically. a bunch of these little fish like sardines, i dont know if they were sardines, but those types of fish, they would let sit in the sun in special clay pots for a few days, and the salt content in the fish, combined with the moisture and the heat, would basically liquify the guts of the fish, and after a certain ROTTING period they would strain the shit into bottles/vases whatever they used, and it would be good to go.

they put this slime on everything from the meats they ate, to even dipping fruit in it

it was like the ranch dressing of BC times

and it sounds fucking disgusting

now when you look at doritos they are flavored with cheese basically, which is rotten milk from a COW.

so i think 2000 years from now people will look back on us like wtf so they milked COWS, and then fermented the milk and made it coagulate and then they mixed it with chemicals and etc.

i dont think the cavemen were ready

mainly because they didnt have any dairy in there diets, other than breastmilk from humans. so at the very least it might taste good to them, but the fact they have no tolerance for the lactose or whatever its called, it would lead to violent diarrhea and maybe even full blown sickness

which would lead them away from continiuing to eat it.