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PancakeBrah
04-07-2013, 06:04 PM
life" and I have found that black people, by nature, are more philosophical than white people, and Indian people are prone to aggression.

Ghost1
04-07-2013, 06:37 PM
Elaborate....

Zen
04-07-2013, 06:40 PM
Tbh I had a cool ass conversation with this drunk black dude a few weeks ago. I never met the guy before but he was wasted and walked up to me and we were talking and getting drunk and all of a sudden he started speaking about third eye meditation. I was shocked to say the least.

Ghost1
04-07-2013, 06:44 PM
What u consider interesting sounds irritating to say the least

Zen
04-07-2013, 06:45 PM
Haha how is meditation irritating Bags

Ghost1
04-07-2013, 06:47 PM
Meditation isnt irritating ....sum random drunk black guy preachin me up at the bar about it is tho

Zen
04-07-2013, 06:49 PM
Ah I see what you're saying now. That would be irritating but we were having an actual conversation about it so it was cool

PancakeBrah
04-07-2013, 06:50 PM
The white folk would just look at me like a drunk asshole. Usually didn't say anything or said something sarcastic.

Whereas the black folk's responses ranged from "It's as real as it gets" to "No" to "The fuck you talkin bout n*gga". One particular gentleman wanted me to elaborate, to which I had to improvise that I was on mushrooms. He told me to drink water and have fun.

I got a drug dealer named Shod's number for any marijuana needs I may have in the future.

White girls thought I was either stupid or funny. Many a flirtation was had.

The two Indian people, though, were not receptive. One responded that the spilt beer on my shirt made it look like I was lactating. I told him I was stronger than him.

EDIT-

black girls were not receptive to my question

Ghost1
04-07-2013, 06:52 PM
Lol.good post.

Wise Wiggles
04-07-2013, 10:03 PM
Ahahahaha .. you shoulda knocked that red dot the fuck off their forehead.

Ghost1
04-07-2013, 10:11 PM
U need to bang sum black bitches son.@cake

PancakeBrah
04-07-2013, 10:20 PM
I'm afraid.

Ghost1
04-07-2013, 10:21 PM
Its only one way to overcome ur fears shun

Fig
04-07-2013, 10:31 PM
I'm going to put this out there, because ive never felt it was right to say, but here it's safe.

I am not sexually attracted to black women, and on the rare occasion I am, they are light skinned or mixed. I'm positive im not the only one here that feels like this now... cmon guyz

Split
04-07-2013, 10:36 PM
deadddd

Tom Sparks
04-07-2013, 11:05 PM
Blk gyals > white gurlz

Common sense

PancakeBrah
04-07-2013, 11:08 PM
White Girls > Black Girls


Common sense.

Tom Sparks
04-07-2013, 11:10 PM
U ever fuck a blk chick?

PancakeBrah
04-07-2013, 11:12 PM
I've already answered this question and I will not answer it again, Tom.

Fig
04-07-2013, 11:13 PM
This is going to sound immature for real but, sweaty black people smell funny, like rotten srambled eggs. Im not trying to have raunchy breakfast scent stinking up my bedroom or drippin on my bedsheets.

Alsoooo, in the case of black women verses white... white women win, they are waaaay more submissive, and their pussies dont look like chopped liver.

PancakeBrah
04-07-2013, 11:15 PM
Ok, that was racist.

Fig
04-07-2013, 11:15 PM
Its not racist, Im not white.

wait...

Split
04-07-2013, 11:16 PM
FIGURATIVE DOES NOT LIKE WAKING UP TO BRUNCH IN BED


DISCUSS

Tom Sparks
04-07-2013, 11:23 PM
White girls are a dead lay n u gotta always tell em whut to do and always askin "u like that, u like that, yaaaaaaaaa" fuck outta here

Gimme a blk gyal with donk that'll just throw that ass back on me.. Also blk girls are better dancers n sex is all about rhythm which white girls lack

I wanna girl that'll talk shit back to me durin sex n pump me up n shit.. They also have the best lips for suckin dick

uh-oh
04-07-2013, 11:26 PM
so this threads taken a turn

back on the main topic tho. if i didnt know you cake and you said that to me outta nowhere i'da just looked at you like wtf? dont talk to me unless you wanna get stabbed. i wouldnt say anything. thats just what the facial expression and body language would convey in the moment. i wouldnt slow down or anything just keep walking like wtf

but if it was a black dude that asked me that i'd laugh and be like i dunno man. it could be. it could all be a simulation. WHO KNOWS. and basically be friendlier to him because secretly white people want black people to like them.

my hypothesis is it goes both ways and thats why they were friendly to you

could be way wrong.

now as for black chicks. depends on the layers of black. i banged a superblack chick like the type who's hair was like a boar bristle brush and ready to snap off if put in a pony tail. he ass was perfect. she was short. her titties were dope. she was ugly as fuck tho. her pussy was the wettest and fattest i've ever had. and it was pretty yo. her cooch area was super black. and then its like PINK PINK. but word best pussy i've gotten off merits of the pussy alone. i didnt eat it tho i was still young and thought that was for lame-o's

white bitches are the baddest tho. but they gotta be thoroughbred white bitches. not no wannabe black white bitch and shit. she's gotta be proper. type of slore who wheres sundresses and has pretty hair and the baby blues. if she's dark haired with baby blues OH SHIT.

but yea im gonna choose white chicks 9 out of 10. but im white as fuck. i wont turn a black chick down if her bodys banging tho i just aint trying to date her yo. mixed chicks are fine tho and lighter shades of full black i'd date. when im talking black im talking this bitch has funnel titties and can balance a basket she weaved on her head

/noracism

Tom Sparks
04-07-2013, 11:31 PM
I despise white girl wiggers, more than I do white guys

They always be like "all my blk friends say I'm blk on the inside, so yea, u know..."

It boils my blood

Fig
04-07-2013, 11:31 PM
I dont know man, havent you seen white girls now a days? theyre new and improved. They can dance, ride, a lot have big ol asses too. I guess it may depend on what area youre from though.

uh-oh
04-07-2013, 11:33 PM
I despise white girl wiggers, more than I do white guys

They always be like "all my blk friends say I'm blk on the inside, so yea, u know..."

It boils my bloodword they're the worst of all time

say shit like your a cute "whiteboy"

lucky i live in a culture where its unacceptable to introduce there face to my hands.

Tom Sparks
04-07-2013, 11:34 PM
I live in an area where it's multicultural as fuck n u have any race at ur disposal

But real talk, I'm more attracted to blk girls

I have an easier time hollerin at blk girl than I do a white one

Fig
04-07-2013, 11:34 PM
I despise white girl wiggers, more than I do white guys

They always be like "all my blk friends say I'm blk on the inside, so yea, u know..."

It boils my blood

she probably means all her blk friends put their blk in her insides

Tom Sparks
04-07-2013, 11:36 PM
word they're the worst of all time

say shit like your a cute "whiteboy"

lucky i live in a culture where its unacceptable to introduce there face to my hands.

Oh I hate that whiteboy shit

it's like BITCH, UR FUCKIN WHITER THAN ME U DUMB PASTEY CUNT

Aesthetic
04-07-2013, 11:37 PM
My white girls get sun tans
My white girl doesn't get a sun tan (yadida)
My black girl dresses white
My brown girl does whatever the fuck the bitch wants; girl would have me pussy whipped on complexion.

I ain't racist half yall would agree




On the real

Culture isn't a fucking fashion design.

Split
04-07-2013, 11:38 PM
hispanic girls get me.

Fig
04-07-2013, 11:42 PM
yeah, any latin or spanish shit. I think thats where all men come to an agreement.

Tom Sparks
04-07-2013, 11:47 PM
Latinas with that long Indian hair bro n them small waists apple bottoms..

Mmmmhmmmm

Split
04-07-2013, 11:49 PM
Latinas with that long Indian hair bro n them small waists apple bottoms..

Mmmmhmmmm

yes, yes, y'all

uh-oh
04-07-2013, 11:52 PM
word to the latins

there rare around here tho

its all cornfed white chicks and black girls

occasional arab/indian

Fig
04-07-2013, 11:58 PM
Man here in California, you cant get away from them. It's amazing.

Oh and latina girls with accents get the big ups.

Split
04-08-2013, 12:23 AM
bilingual> accents

plus it gets interesting when her family members/ friends assume you dont speak spanish

Fig
04-08-2013, 12:41 AM
bilingual> accents

plus it gets interesting when her family members/ friends assume you dont speak spanish

I have the opposite problem, the family members assume I speak spanish, and then they ask me why I dont as if that's a question I can even answer.

accents are amazing though. They make every plain stated comment sound like a plea for your dick in her mouth.

anime_boners
04-08-2013, 08:23 AM
This is going to sound immature for real but, sweaty black people smell funny, like rotten srambled eggs. Im not trying to have raunchy breakfast scent stinking up my bedroom or drippin on my bedsheets.

Alsoooo, in the case of black women verses white... white women win, they are waaaay more submissive, and their pussies dont look like chopped liver.
you know all sweaty people smell funny, right? it's part of being a human..
anyway..
Oh I hate that whiteboy shit

it's like BITCH, UR FUCKIN WHITER THAN ME U DUMB PASTEY CUNT
you do realize that you being white, and taking the stance you do on white women, makes you the exact male vesion of the girls you describe, right?

Split
04-08-2013, 08:54 AM
anime_boners what's your opinion on Flights? picked up a pair the other day. they feel cheaper than Jordan's but i really like the amount of cushion..

anime_boners
04-08-2013, 09:00 AM
they're ok.

I'm not that into bball sneaks what I got is mostly air maxes / dunks > jordans > misc

Tom Sparks
04-08-2013, 09:21 AM
you know all sweaty people smell funny, right? it's part of being a human..
anyway..

you do realize that you being white, and taking the stance you do on white women, makes you the exact male vesion of the girls you describe, right?

Naw, not really ombré

Strikta
04-08-2013, 10:42 AM
I swear uh oh is my favorite boarder.

I don't know which topic to touch on tbh.

BUT

White girls >>> Black girls

Just how it is.

Tom Sparks
04-08-2013, 10:52 AM
It's goes

Latina > Black > Asian > white

Sorry bruh

Wise Wiggles
04-08-2013, 11:19 AM
i don't know much

but I do know that blacks are at the bottom of the fuckingpole.

IamBenT
04-08-2013, 03:14 PM
It's goes

Latina > Black > Asian > white

Sorry bruh

My thoughts as well.

Speaking as a black/dominican man in a predominantly Mexican city.

Some of what yall have said is racist as fuck lol

Black girls (here anyways) do NOT feel me. They want and kill themselves over thugs.
Unless its fat, sassy, greasy mouthed black girls, which I want no part of.

For the longest I have only fucked with Latinas. really thas all thats down here. Asian girls can get it though.
I would love to kick it with a sexy, intelligent sister. But those are the most stuck up, who have no time for a smart brother.

Zen
04-08-2013, 03:18 PM
This thread changed to something completely different than what it started with lol. But with that being said it's Latina, White, Asian, then black to me.

anime_boners
04-10-2013, 01:44 PM
ATTRACTIVE WOMEN TIER LIST

S-RANK (TOP) LATINA/BRIZILLIAN/PORTUGESE/HISPANIC ETC, ORIENTAL, PACIFIC ISLANDER (PHILLIPINES, HAWAII)

A-RANK (HIGH) WHITE W/ NATURAL TAN (ITALIAN, SICILIAN, GREEK ETC) INDIAN/DESI/HINDHI, NATIVE AMERICAN

B-RANK (MID) PASTY/PALE WHITE, BLACK

F-RANK (BOTTOM) FAT GIRLS OF ANY VARIETY

Witty
04-10-2013, 01:48 PM
The white folk would just look at me like a drunk asshole. Usually didn't say anything or said something sarcastic.

Whereas the black folk's responses ranged from "It's as real as it gets" to "No" to "The fuck you talkin bout n*gga". One particular gentleman wanted me to elaborate, to which I had to improvise that I was on mushrooms. He told me to drink water and have fun.

I got a drug dealer named Shod's number for any marijuana needs I may have in the future.

White girls thought I was either stupid or funny. Many a flirtation was had.

The two Indian people, though, were not receptive. One responded that the spilt beer on my shirt made it look like I was lactating. I told him I was stronger than him.

EDIT-

black girls were not receptive to my question

This was a very good post, you seem like someone who would be good to get drunk with, I approve of your personality.

Dove Dozer
04-10-2013, 02:13 PM
ATTRACTIVE WOMEN TIER LIST

S-RANK (TOP) LATINA/BRIZILLIAN/PORTUGESE/HISPANIC ETC, ORIENTAL, PACIFIC ISLANDER (PHILLIPINES, HAWAII)

A-RANK (HIGH) WHITE W/ NATURAL TAN (ITALIAN, SICILIAN, GREEK ETC) INDIAN/DESI/HINDHI, NATIVE AMERICAN

B-RANK (MID) PASTY/PALE WHITE, BLACK

F-RANK (BOTTOM) FAT GIRLS OF ANY VARIETY

this here..

and in referrence to the thread topic, I either wouldn't have even acknowledged dude asking a question like that, or would have been like "the fuck you talkin bout?"

I don't go to the clubs anymore, I've grown past that, Id rather kick it with some friends shootin pool at my place, drinkin and blazin. This way the crowd is the select few Im cool with.

no drama or shit. I worked in clubs as a bouncer for long enough that Im sick of the whole scene. drunk retarded dudes lip me off and get knocked out with the quickness, or stupid hoes asking me to take them home which I aint got time for that.

Chyeahhh!!!
04-10-2013, 02:29 PM
Meditation isnt irritating ....sum random drunk black guy preachin me up at the bar about it is tho

so you'd rather have a white guy preaching you up?



Bags you sound like an undercover racist or an undercover choir boy who likes getting fondled by guys who are future cardinal candidates

Eŋg
04-10-2013, 03:56 PM
The two Indian people, though, were not receptive. One responded that the spilt beer on my shirt made it look like I was lactating. I told him I was stronger than him.

...pussy.

Witty
04-10-2013, 04:03 PM
...pussy.

Was it you?

Ghost1
04-10-2013, 07:26 PM
so you'd rather have a white guy preaching you up?



Bags you sound like an undercover racist or an undercover choir boy who likes getting fondled by guys who are future cardinal candidates

HE SAID HE WAS BLACK U RACIST FAAGGIT

UR MASSIVE CHIN MUST BE WHERE U ARE ABLE TO BUILD AND STORE ALL OF UR RACIAL HATRED.

Chyeahhh!!!
04-11-2013, 09:29 AM
UR MASSIVE CHIN MUST BE WHERE U ARE ABLE TO BUILD AND STORE ALL OF UR RACIAL HATRED.

yes.....yes you're correct in that assertion. I am apart of the Black Gorilla Chins. Now don't you have some accident to partake in some restroom somewhere you clumsey, trip over an invisible rock fuckaroo you. This nigga goes inside of Bed Bath and Beyond and gets followed by asian employees