Week 1 chat and predictions

[Certain]

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Season 3



Welcome back, guys. There are an unbelievable 22 matchups this week, which will be posted shortly. But you can get started now, as here are your opponents and topics for famous novels week. (Note: You don't have to write about or know anything about the book. The title is your topic.)

Exoduzt vs. ZYG | "The Stranger"
maths debate vs. El Pancake | "Invisible Man"
Split Eight vs. Mike Wrecka | "Great Expectations"
Vulgar vs. King Ra. | "The Double Helix"
Soulstice vs. Adonis | "Sons and Lovers"
H4ZE vs. dead man | "Darkness at Noon"
Diode vs. neutral | "The Idiot"
oats vs. Rawn MD | "Brave New World"
YDK vs. Ink | "Dead Souls"
Objective vs. Just Write | "Freedom in Chains"
sacrifice vs. Frank | "Things Fall Apart"
Genocide vs. TYSON | "The Trial"
Clockwerk vs. WZA | "Blindness"
Witty vs. Innovator | "City of Glass"
patrown vs. Aesthetic | "One Lonely Night"
timeless vs. dyedinthewool | "On the Road"
Kyzo vs. ZeeDee | "Native Son"
Mr. J vs. dull boy | "Goodbye To All That"
Totoro vs. Alphabet | "Parade's End"
Vividlyvague vs. Verb | "The Sound and the Fury"
Dill Pickle vs. Greed | "The Good Soldier"
Cereal_Killa vs. Black Glacier | "As I Lay Dying"

[TYSON]

I will show

[Ink]

not to sound like an idiot... but do the verses have to be about the book? can it just play off the title?

[Certain]

not to sound like an idiot... but do the verses have to be about the book? can it just play off the title?

I would recommend not writing about the book. The title is your topic, not the book itself.

[Ink]

shweet thanks

[Ink]

Cereal_Killa ! whats upp

[NYCSPITZ]

FICE vs Frank BOTW

[Certain]

We have too many battles for the first page.

[Black Glacier]

Exoduzt vs. ZYG | "The Stranger"
maths debate vs. El Pancake | "Invisible Man"
Split Eight vs. Mike Wrecka | "Great Expectations"
Vulgar vs. King Ra. | "The Double Helix"
Soulstice vs. Adonis | "Sons and Lovers"
H4ZE vs. dead man | "Darkness at Noon"
Diode vs. neutral | "The Idiot"
oats vs. Rawn MD | "Brave New World"
YDK vs. Ink | "Dead Souls"
Objective vs. Just Write | "Freedom in Chains"
sacrifice vs. Frank | "Things Fall Apart"
Genocide vs. TYSON | "The Trial"
Clockwerk vs. WZA | "Blindness"
Witty vs. Innovator | "City of Glass"
patrown vs. Aesthetic | "One Lonely Night"
timeless vs. dyedinthewool | "On the Road"
Kyzo vs. ZeeDee | "Native Son"
Mr. J vs. dull boy | "Goodbye To All That"
Totoro vs. Alphabet | "Parade's End"
Vividlyvague vs. Verb | "The Sound and the Fury"
Dill Pickle vs. Greed | "The Good Soldier"
Cereal_Killa vs. Black Glacier | "As I Lay Dying"

[TYSON]

U are fasho an alias.

[Black Glacier]

U are fasho an alias.

if that's what you think haha..just a fast learner

[TYSON]

I dont have a problem with ya tho. The site needs more female textcees but its alias like this that lead to most real females being run off cause we gon always think they are dudes trolling...

[Black Glacier]

I dont have a problem with ya tho. The site needs more female textcees but its alias like this that lead to most real females being run off cause we gon always think they are dudes trolling...

What's an alias? you mean an additional identity or something...?
I just signed up bud. i've never made an account on this website.
like i said. imma fast learner. i dont waste time
i already read what happened last season nd i signed up today

i dnt troll either. here for 1 reason

[Black Glacier]

i just wanna say one last thing too on this.
if you guys keep assuming stuff like this. it's just gonna be a continuous thing of hopping on every female. which makes you sexist. if i was a white guy from the UK with this name, i bet we wouldnt even be talking right now.

[Aesthetic]

Exoduzt vs. ZYG | "The Stranger"

Newcomers? I voted on name.

maths debate vs. El Pancake | "Invisible Man"

dudes solid.

Split Eight vs. Mike Wrecka | "Great Expectations"

Vulgar vs. King Ra. | "The Double Helix"

Tha king got some word.

Soulstice vs. Adonis | "Sons and Lovers"

H4ZE vs. dead man | "Darkness at Noon"

More experience.

Diode vs. neutral | "The Idiot"

My boy gonna rap about himself.

oats vs. Rawn MD | "Brave New World"

Cool as topic

YDK vs. Ink | "Dead Souls"

Objective vs. Just Write | "Freedom in Chains"

Lately I been feeling write.

sacrifice vs. Frank | "Things Fall Apart"

Da god.

Genocide vs. TYSON | "The Trial"

Dont know what genocides storytelling is like.

Clockwerk vs. WZA | "Blindness"

Voted on name

Witty vs. Innovator | "City of Glass"

patrown vs. Aesthetic | "One Lonely Night"

Im the best ever. lel

timeless vs. dyedinthewool | "On the Road"

voted on the name

Kyzo vs. ZeeDee | "Native Son"

Mr. J vs. dull boy | "Goodbye To All That"

Totoro vs. Alphabet | "Parade's End"

Vividlyvague vs. Verb | "The Sound and the Fury"

Dill Pickle vs. Greed | "The Good Soldier"

Cereal_Killa vs. Black Glacier | "As I Lay Dying"

How the fuck you gonna place new guys against veterans. Goodluck guys and welcome to netcees.

[Witty]

How the fuck you gonna place new guys against veterans.

That's how it should be done, a baptism of fire.

Let them know exactly what level they are going to have to write at in order to have any hope of doing well in this league.

This ain't games homie.

THIS IS WAR.

[Aesthetic]

That's how it should be done, a baptism of fire.

Let them know exactly what level they are going to have to write at in order to have any hope of doing well in this league.

This ain't games homie.

THIS IS WAR.

Doesn't really keep people enticed though, people gonna lose and not come back. Well I couldn't speak for them simply speculation.


Didn't they add pictures in the sig? Wheres the fox tho

[Witty]

Doesn't really keep people enticed though, people gonna lose and not come back. Well I couldn't speak for them simply speculation.


Didn't they add pictures in the sig? Wheres the fox tho

THEY ARE WEAK, WE DO NOT NEED THE WEAK.

LET THEM RUN AWAY.

And yeah, I don't think that has happened yet.

[dyedinthewool]

i'm scurred.

[Witty]

Don't be frightened little one.

March in to the field of battle with hope in your heart and victory on your mind.

[TYSON]

Black Glacier do u. I wont question anymore. Welcome to the league.

[Black Glacier]

Doesn't really keep people enticed though, people gonna lose and not come back. Well I couldn't speak for them simply speculation.


Didn't they add pictures in the sig? Wheres the fox tho

That's how it should be done, a baptism of fire.

Let them know exactly what level they are going to have to write at in order to have any hope of doing well in this league.

This ain't games homie.

THIS IS WAR.

Lol. ironic

[Black Glacier]

Black Glacier do u. I wont question anymore. Welcome to the league.

Thank you buddy

[Witty]

Lol. ironic

What exactly is ironic about it?

[Aesthetic]

What exactly is ironic about it?

Black Glacier SHOTS FIRED

[King Ra.]

Frank/FICE great match up.

[H4ZE]

I think its a good idea for the newcomers (including me) to go up against the vets it's a good way to make us push our selves to do better and elevate.
I'm excited for this.

But heres my predictions
Exoduzt vs. ZYG | "The Stranger"
maths debate vs. El Pancake | "Invisible Man"
Split Eight vs. Mike Wrecka | "Great Expectations"
Vulgar vs. King Ra. | "The Double Helix"
Soulstice vs. Adonis | "Sons and Lovers"
H4ZE vs. dead man | "Darkness at Noon"
Diode vs. neutral | "The Idiot"
oats vs. Rawn MD | "Brave New World"
YDK vs. Ink | "Dead Souls"
Objective vs. Just Write | "Freedom in Chains"
sacrifice vs. Frank | "Things Fall Apart"
Genocide vs. TYSON | "The Trial"
Clockwerk vs. WZA | "Blindness"
Witty vs. Innovator | "City of Glass"
patrown vs. Aesthetic | "One Lonely Night"
timeless vs. dyedinthewool | "On the Road"
Kyzo vs. ZeeDee | "Native Son"
Mr. J vs. dull boy | "Goodbye To All That"
Totoro vs. Alphabet | "Parade's End"
Vividlyvague vs. Verb | "The Sound and the Fury"
Dill Pickle vs. Greed | "The Good Soldier"
Cereal_Killa vs. Black Glacier | "As I Lay Dying"

[Ink]

Doesn't really keep people enticed though, people gonna lose and not come back. Well I couldn't speak for them simply speculation.


Didn't they add pictures in the sig? Wheres the fox tho

If losing makes them leave, then let them leave. /shrug

didn't predict for ones I'm not sure about

Exoduzt vs. ZYG | "The Stranger"
maths debate vs. El Pancake | "Invisible Man"
Split Eight vs. Mike Wrecka | "Great Expectations"
Vulgar vs. King Ra. | "The Double Helix"
Soulstice vs. Adonis | "Sons and Lovers"
H4ZE vs. dead man | "Darkness at Noon"
Diode vs. neutral | "The Idiot"
oats vs. Rawn MD | "Brave New World"
YDK vs. Ink | "Dead Souls"
Objective vs. Just Write | "Freedom in Chains"
sacrifice vs. Frank | "Things Fall Apart"
Genocide vs. TYSON | "The Trial"
Clockwerk vs. WZA | "Blindness"
Witty vs. Innovator | "City of Glass"
patrown vs. Aesthetic | "One Lonely Night"
timeless vs. dyedinthewool | "On the Road"
Kyzo vs. ZeeDee | "Native Son"
Mr. J vs. dull boy | "Goodbye To All That"
Totoro vs. Alphabet | "Parade's End"
Vividlyvague vs. Verb | "The Sound and the Fury"
Dill Pickle vs. Greed | "The Good Soldier"
Cereal_Killa vs. Black Glacier | "As I Lay Dying"

[zygote]

The Stranger is my favorite fiction book besides the other one by the same author called The Rebel. Zenland likes reading them too. The rule changes to word limits are great, from now on I will just stick to the 650 word limit and disregard the line limit, which is arbitrary. Imagine the scenario where someone writes 49 one word lines, and another person writes 48 20 word lines yet the first user is technically the one who wrote too much? Good change to bring in word limits, this is a great progress, good organizational skills and foresight. Line limit fracas always seem to pop up at least once a season, and word limits can be easily checked with one-click rather than the manual counting of lines.

[Inno]

black glacier is zenland.

Zenland confirm

[Zen]

Eh?

[Inno]

Zenland

where u been son

[Cereal_Killa]

Cereal_Killa ! whats upp

Ahh 1 think you owe me a grudge match mutha fucka..



http://i.minus.com/ibxRx8E5RB2G4G.gif

PS
I turned old boy off less than 3 mins in.. when i saw a cpl of white jocks in blazers..

[Cereal_Killa]

"POP!"

Exoduzt vs. ZYG | "The Stranger"
maths debate vs. El Pancake | "Invisible Man"
Split Eight vs. Mike Wrecka | "Great Expectations"
Vulgar vs. King Ra. | "The Double Helix"
Soulstice vs. Adonis | "Sons and Lovers"
H4ZE vs. dead man | "Darkness at Noon"
Diode vs. neutral | "The Idiot"
oats vs. Rawn MD | "Brave New World"
YDK vs. Ink | "Dead Souls"
Objective vs. Just Write | "Freedom in Chains"
sacrifice vs. Frank | "Things Fall Apart"
Genocide vs. TYSON | "The Trial"
Clockwerk vs. WZA | "Blindness"
Witty vs. Innovator | "City of Glass"
patrown vs. Aesthetic | "One Lonely Night"
timeless vs. dyedinthewool | "On the Road"
Kyzo vs. ZeeDee | "Native Son"
Mr. J vs. dull boy | "Goodbye To All That"
Totoro vs. Alphabet | "Parade's End"
Vividlyvague vs. Verb | "The Sound and the Fury"
Dill Pickle vs. Greed | "The Good Soldier"

..

[Certain]

How the fuck you gonna place new guys against veterans. Goodluck guys and welcome to netcees.

Week 1 matchups were entirely random. Week 2 matchups will pit Week 1 winners against each other, and Week 1 losers against each other. That should help even things out.

[Certain]

I consider this week a success because it took ZYG seven hours to post his verse.

[Inno]

double

[Inno]

why does every certain post feels like sacarsm? lol

and jesus christ at zygote

[dyedinthewool]

double

shut up...................

[Inno]

im acting out your avy.

also dyedinthewool

any new bands?

I got circas new one haven't listened to it yet.

[dyedinthewool]

im acting out your avy.

also dyedinthewool

any new bands?

I got circas new one haven't listened to it yet.

which new one violent waves? i haven't checked it out yet honestly....if you can't tell by my username, i haven't been able to get away from blue sky noise.

pirate bay : on an on- give in < album name

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvp305B9FoQ

get their album asap as well.

minus the bear- omni

that is enough music for 3 years my brother

[Inno]

I will peep these as soon as I can.

ama youtube that right nah

hey have you heard of broken bells?

and yes violent waves.


I still gotta get vampire weekends new one jesus im slackin

[Certain]

I prefer Justin Vernon in Bon Iver rather than Volcano Choir.

[dyedinthewool]

I prefer Justin Vernon in Bon Iver rather than Volcano Choir.

i will not disagree but this song is insane to me so right now its all i can take

[dyedinthewool]

I will peep these as soon as I can.

ama youtube that right nah

hey have you heard of broken bells?

and yes violent waves.


I still gotta get vampire weekends new one jesus im slackin

ultra slackin brov. if you're into minus the bear do their older stuff first i would suggest. and instrumental progressive rock for your psychedelic writing tantrums i would suggest el ten eleven o.O

[Inno]

I loved that song.

who are they again?

see what you did....now I gotta download there entire discography. fucking Christ wooly

right now im stuck on this tho....I now its old but jesus I love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nog3J4t3BfE

[dyedinthewool]

I loved that song.

who are they again?

see what you did....now I gotta download there entire discography. fucking Christ wooly

right now im stuck on this tho....I now its old but jesus I love it.




the previous video was volcano choir- comrade download right meow.

and thou shalt not show me death cab at this time of night :( theyve been my favorite band since 2003 :( i see them live more than i see my grandparents goddamn it. you have to listen to death cab from the beginning dawgs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o-f4zMCy14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7IVsFyYuw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20u-GmfiqJE

last one is from a more recent album....and you are welcome

[Zen]

Zenland

where u been son

Working, school and drugs. I have no time to write anymore.

[Inno]

Working, school and drugs. I have no time to write anymore.

dam son you sound like you going through some shit....goodluck.

[timeless]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnvWgklv9mQ


one of my all time favorites

[Certain]

Broken Social Scene are (were?) great.

And if you're bringing up Death Cab for Cutie, how are you not mentioning their best?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNqQC7R_Me4

[Inno]

I like this thread

[dyedinthewool]

Broken Social Scene are (were?) great.

And if you're bringing up Death Cab for Cutie, how are you not mentioning their best?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNqQC7R_Me4

oh my. this has made me smile. you want to know the first time i heard them sing this live? 2004 the siren music festival in coney island in brooklyn. since then i see them every year. its funny to me always how i have gotten old like every other fan! death cab is timeless. give up by the postal service has easily been album of the year for a decade for me

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0AOG7ciuJo

[timeless]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RicJRNgkxIQ

[timeless]

holy shit flaming lips

[dyedinthewool]

Certain really. thats b4 y2k!!!!!!! thats their 1999 album. holy shit you just teleported me to a better time. you are awesome

[Ink]

Ahh 1 think you owe me a grudge match mutha fucka..



http://i.minus.com/ibxRx8E5RB2G4G.gif

PS
I turned old boy off less than 3 mins in.. when i saw a cpl of white jocks in blazers..

Lets do it

[oats]

Exoduzt vs. ZYG | "The Stranger"
maths debate vs. El Pancake | "Invisible Man"
Split Eight vs. Mike Wrecka | "Great Expectations"
Vulgar vs. King Ra. | "The Double Helix"
Soulstice vs. Adonis | "Sons and Lovers"
H4ZE vs. dead man | "Darkness at Noon"
Diode vs. neutral | "The Idiot"
YDK vs. Ink | "Dead Souls"
Objective vs. Just Write | "Freedom in Chains"
sacrifice vs. Frank | "Things Fall Apart"
Genocide vs. TYSON | "The Trial"
Clockwerk vs. WZA | "Blindness"
Witty vs. Innovator | "City of Glass"
patrown vs. Aesthetic | "One Lonely Night"
timeless vs. dyedinthewool | "On the Road"
Kyzo vs. ZeeDee | "Native Son"
Mr. J vs. dull boy | "Goodbye To All That"
Totoro vs. Alphabet | "Parade's End"
Vividlyvague vs. Verb | "The Sound and the Fury"
Dill Pickle vs. Greed | "The Good Soldier"
Cereal_Killa vs. Black Glacier | "As I Lay Dying"

Sac-Frank or Split-Wrecka BOTW

[YDK]

i'm bringin straight fire this week...fallin asleep writin my verse with headphones on but nothing playing for the past hour lol

[Certain]

Certain really. thats b4 y2k!!!!!!! thats their 1999 album. holy shit you just teleported me to a better time. you are awesome

The Soft Bulletin is one of my all-time favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVsyJtCsqeA

[dyedinthewool]

The Soft Bulletin is one of my all-time favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVsyJtCsqeA

incredible album. crazy how time flies right?

[dyedinthewool]

a spoonful weighs a ton is also my favorite song on that album so kudos smh this took me back tonight

[Certain]

I have to admit that I hadn't heard it or anything by the Flaming Lips except "She Don't Use Jelly" until about 2007. I used to only listen to rap.

[dyedinthewool]

I have to admit that I hadn't heard it or anything else other than "She Don't Use Jelly" by the Flaming Lips until about 2007. I used to never listen to anything but rap.

well aren't you glad thats changed? :)

[Rawn MD]

Working, school and drugs. I have no time to write anymore.

poor excuse imo

at work u think of concepts
at school u think of concepts n write
on drugs u write, the thinking part can b a big error on drugs bc although u may think somethings dope, it maybe ur just high, or it dope

so proceed w caution...

but zenland thats a cop out

dissapoint.

[Black Glacier]

Lol

[Just Write]

Objective can i get a line ext sir. Probably won't need it but just in case i want to be sure

[Mike Wrecka]

AOWL

aka


indie rock hipsters writing really good raps league

or

the IRHWRGRL


its catchy

[Just Write]

AOWL

aka


indie rock hipsters writing really good raps league

or

the IRHWRGRL


its catchy

Lol

[YDK]

I don't listen to indie anything tbh

[Zen]

poor excuse imo

at work u think of concepts
at school u think of concepts n write
on drugs u write, the thinking part can b a big error on drugs bc although u may think somethings dope, it maybe ur just high, or it dope

so proceed w caution...

but zenland thats a cop out

dissapoint.

No.

[YDK]

Zen :( I like drugs as much as the next addict but c'mon man i'm writin for 3 different leagues plus other non league battles while dealin with 2 sick kids workin and 40hrs a week. join up broseph

[Rawn MD]

word, diode put it down...

but yea zen, im evading the law, working on a million dollar enterrpise, reconstructing teh guzman cartel, while shark diving and i write

[YDK]

Rawn even lasso's ufo's for the cia with his cock Zen...c'mon...you can write once a week

[Just Write]

Zenland, whats up brotha man

[Zen]

Bout to get stoned and watch some basketball Just Write. What you been up to holmes?

Ill join later most likely, but I'm welding for work right now and me and my buddy are very behind on orders right now so when I'm done with classes at 12 I'm working til 8-10. So yeah when I say there's no time...there's no time.

[Rawn MD]

u an ironworker Zenland

[Zen]

I don't listen to indie anything tbh

And this.

[Inno]

word zen work hard man....

[Zen]

u an ironworker Zenland

That's what I'm welding now and it's a very long process hence why I'm behind. Plus I'm just now learning all this.

[YDK]

zen write your verses with ta mig welder bruh it can be done lol

btw for anybody who cares I proposed 2 days ago an she said yes, so we officially engaged
http://i59.tinypic.com/14xjrm9.jpg

[Zen]

Congrats.

[YDK]

thanks man

[Inno]

dyedinthewool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2yTiDlr8Mc

god I love this entire album.

[Just Write]

Don't do it YDK

It's a trap!

[Just Write]

38 lines in the bag, took some of Geo Oats and Vulgar's advice from the mag on not choosing the first thing that comes to mind. Good advice lol, i like where mine is going vs. Where i probably would have took it.

[NYCSPITZ]

Alphabet, I'm gonna need the line extension. If you prefer, I can format it into paragraph form so as to meet the requirements but I prefer how it is now. Up to you.

[Certain]

Alphabet, I'm gonna need the line extension. If you prefer, I can format it into paragraph form so as to meet the requirements but I prefer how it is now. Up to you.

The more I think about it, just using the word limit maxes sense.

[dyedinthewool]

AOWL

aka


indie rock hipsters writing really good raps league

or

the IRHWRGRL


its catchy


Oooof I like dat

[Just Write]

The more I think about it, just using the word limit maxes sense.

Bro, i respect you as a writer and a great leader in this topical league but I am not fucking counting how many words I type lmfao

[dyedinthewool]

dyedinthewool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2yTiDlr8Mc

god I love this entire album.

I work a double today but this album will b playing the entire time. <3

[YDK]

Don't do it YDK

It's a trap!

lmao a trap i'm stupidly asking for

[Just Write]

lmao a trap i'm stupidly asking for

We'll talk about this again 1 year into your marriage. Papa knows best son.

[Inno]

I work a double today but this album will b playing the entire time. <3

word. I was actually surprised the whole album was good.

so rare these days to listen to an entire album from front to back.

or maybe im not looking hard enough


should ask Vulgar for some new music.

[Vulgar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fV9CGaGW10

[Inno]

yes!!!!!!

[PancakeBrah]

Boob division.

[Certain]

Bro, i respect you as a writer and a great leader in this topical league but I am not fucking counting how many words I type lmfao

http://wordcounter.net

It's actually easier than counting lines.

[Zen]

Or type it up in Microsoft word and it'll count it for you automatically. Plus that checks your spelling.

[Just Write]

Dope. Good lookin Certain.
Zenland, i write everything from my phone bro. I just vote on a computer when i can

[Just Write]

Objective, posted bro.

[Sick]

Ah, if it ain't the "I write everything on my phone" excuse



1996 nostalgia kicking in

[Zen]

Yeah I do everything on my phone now. Computers are so 1998 nawmsayin?

[Vulgar]

What is Geo Oats?

[Certain]

What is Geo Oats?

It's a car that drives over Lamborghini Bags.

[Just Write]

Ah, if it ain't the "I write everything on my phone" excuse



1996 nostalgia kicking in

Again, isn't. And i am not making excuses, i actually write very well from my phone. There just isn't a word counter on my phone little guy. Before you jump in a conversation you wern't invited to you should probably find out what the people are talking about.

[Certain]

Well, 650 words is a relatively generous allotment to be an equivalent to 48 lines.

[Sick]

Again, isn't. And i am not making excuses, i actually write very well from my phone. There just isn't a word counter on my phone little guy. Before you jump in a conversation you wern't invited to you should probably find out what the people are talking about.

lmao @ weren't invited to


is this your little poem club, woops sorry I didn't see the sign

[oats]

What is Geo Oats?

the first car I ever had was a 92 Geo Metro. basically the Lamborghini of the lower middle class. I didn't think my name was actually going to get changed tbh lol

[Zen]

the first car I ever had was a 92 Geo Metro. basically the Lamborghini of the lower middle class. I didn't think my name was actually going to get changed tbh lol

Oats you fuck with stocks right? What's the best brokerage firm you know of? From what I've seen no matter what I'll be getting fucked from commission fees.

[Cereal_Killa]

Again, isn't. And i am not making excuses, i actually write very well from my phone. There just isn't a word counter on my phone little guy. Before you jump in a conversation you wern't invited to you should probably find out what the people are talking about.

This is the exact feeling I have writing ANYTHING on my phone..


http://cf2.imgobject.com/t/p/original/5lF5VMyS93XyF8ClGKX6oP35ISU.jpg

It's so accurate that, im pretty sure someone took a still frame trying to unlock one of them..

No lie..

[Certain]

the first car I ever had was a 92 Geo Metro. basically the Lamborghini of the lower middle class. I didn't think my name was actually going to get changed tbh lol

Want it changed back?

I preferred my explanation.

It's a car that drives over Lamborghini Bags.

[Just Write]

This is the exact feeling I have writing ANYTHING on my phone..


http://cf2.imgobject.com/t/p/original/5lF5VMyS93XyF8ClGKX6oP35ISU.jpg

It's so accurate that, im pretty sure someone took a still frame trying to unlock one of them..

No lie..

Lmfao, i dont know man i never just sit down to write. Im always on the go so ill think of a few lines, write them down and then come back later ect. Ect. Anyways nice to see you're still around bro. Where you been?

[oats]

Oats you fuck with stocks right? What's the best brokerage firm you know of? From what I've seen no matter what I'll be getting fucked from commission fees.

when I was in college I used SogoTrade, it was 3 bucks a trade at the time, not sure about now. I use scottrade now (7 bucks a trade) just because there's a physical office nearby, and I like to have the option of yelling at someone who can't hang up if the need arises.

it all depends on what you want. I think e-trade has more tools, but it's also a little bit more of a commission fee. what are your investment goals? and how much experience/money do you have? you can PM if you want.

[oats]

lol didn't even see that Certain. much better explanation. I'm fine with it for now, I'll lyk when it's time to change back

[Certain]

Zenland, we also will need your social security, bank account and routing numbers in order to provide this information.

[Just Write]

And your girls number too

[oats]

and a watercolor portrait of her sphincter. standard stuff.

[Zen]

Pm sent @Oats

[Zen]

Zenland, we also will need your social security, bank account and routing numbers in order to provide this information.

Sounds legit.

[TYSON]

Genocide are u showing

[Just Write]

Genocide are u showing

What's it matter? Write anyways

[Certain]

The deadline is about 104 hours away.

He has time.

[PancakeBrah]

Indie music is for lames, bros.

[Certain]

I listened to six hours of David Bowie today.

[PancakeBrah]

Why?

Did you know if you pronounce Suffragette City as suck on ya titty the song is 10x better?

[Eŋg]

that was the original B-Side for a Simon Says remix.

[TYSON]

What's it matter? Write anyways

Hi genocide didnt know this was your alias...

[Certain]

Why?

Did you know if you pronounce Suffragette City as suck on ya titty the song is 10x better?

Why not? I went through my favorite albums of his while I was at work: Hunky Dory, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, Station to Station, Low, Heroes and Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps).

It actually probably was more like five hours because albums back then were rarely a full hour.

[PancakeBrah]

Certain there's a typo in the description of the league.

Jeez.

[Certain]

I think you did that to embarrass me. And I do not approve.

[dyedinthewool]

http://linedpaper1.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/facepalm-cat1.jpg

[PancakeBrah]

I think you did that to embarrass me. And I do not approve.

I didn't change it.

[Certain]

http://linedpaper1.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/facepalm-cat1.jpg

That cat is upset.

[Just Write]

Hi genocide didnt know this was your alias...

Now you know

[dyedinthewool]

That cat is upset.

It was before but not right meow :}

I'm frustrated. I have an exam to submit by 10 and my professor extended it till midnight. I'm at work trying to do both. But on an on is playing so I am having a wooooosah moment so to speak

[Certain]

What's the exam on?

[Inno]

ill tickle that kitty.

[TYSON]

Now you know

So are u showing?

[dyedinthewool]

What's the exam on?

Child Development in low income neighborhoods

[Just Write]

So are u showing?

Tbd

[dyedinthewool]

ill tickle that kitty.

Hijo de tu madre carajo callese!

[Certain]

I did a full-semester project on urban schools. I think I got an A.

[dyedinthewool]

:( Iam nearly finished. Grades are due on the 26th. I was fairly confident till I started this exam

[Inno]

this nigga got game

[PancakeBrah]

http://media.giphy.com/media/HJTBvT7cTQqFq/giphy.gif

[Certain]

http://media.giphy.com/media/HJTBvT7cTQqFq/giphy.gif

The Mind Assassin?

[Split]

I did a full-semester project on urban schools. I think I got an A.

10/10 pun

[Just Write]

Pancake, that is one disturbing picture brah

[PancakeBrah]

lol right?

I saw it on el misc and thought I should share.

[Split]

Exoduzt vs. ZYG | "The Stranger"
>> ZYG. Dude screams Camus. Hopefully writes about more sentient paperclip factories.

maths debate vs. El Pancake | "Invisible Man"
>> Cake will invariably write about a blue collar man no longer extant in the social circles that had come to define his life before the longevity of adulthood bore down on his soul, immersing his work in an atmosphere of existential crisis that furthers his creative genius at the sake of any other form of happiness

Split Eight vs. Mike Wrecka | "Great Expectations"

GL


Vulgar vs. King Ra. | "The Double Helix"
>> If King Ra rhymes well I could see him taking an upset with another mystery// crime // murder thriller

Soulstice vs. Adonis | "Sons and Lovers"
>> Adonis will merk this topic

H4ZE vs. dead man | "Darkness at Noon"
>> DM

Diode vs. neutral | "The Idiot"
>> Neutral

oats vs. Rawn MD | "Brave New World"
>> Oats


YDK vs. Ink | "Dead Souls"
>> Ink


Objective vs. Just Write | "Freedom in Chains"
>> cool matchup, JW should squeeze out a win though

sacrifice vs. Frank | "Things Fall Apart"
>> never read sacrifice, heard good things


Genocide vs. TYSON | "The Trial"
>> TYSON via NS


Clockwerk vs. WZA | "Blindness"
>> dont know


Witty vs. Innovator | "City of Glass"
>> FATworks by NS


patrown vs. Aesthetic | "One Lonely Night"
>> good battle, patrown is seasoned now doe


timeless vs. dyedinthewool | "On the Road"
>> DITW gots dis


Kyzo vs. ZeeDee | "Native Son"
>> could be dope, kyzo is a good writer


Mr. J vs. dull boy | "Goodbye To All That"
>> dulllllllllllll but Q has my full support. namchange to Qwarterz pls


Totoro vs. Alphabet | "Parade's End"
>> NYC by NS (THATS the twist)


Vividlyvague vs. Verb | "The Sound and the Fury"
>> viv.


Dill Pickle vs. Greed | "The Good Soldier"
>> dilly pix

Cereal_Killa vs. Black Glacier | "As I Lay Dying"
>> CKay

[Cereal_Killa]

Lmfao, i dont know man i never just sit down to write. Im always on the go so ill think of a few lines, write them down and then come back later ect. Ect. Anyways nice to see you're still around bro. Where you been?

Man i've been getten engaged, getten unengaged.. and bouncing

wheres you at my lil friend..

[Cereal_Killa]

TOP 3 Battles
#########

patrown vs. Aesthetic | "One Lonely Night"

Vulgar vs. King Ra. | "The Double Helix"

Soulstice vs. Adonis | "Sons and Lovers"

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb293/fairydance2000/b13eb254-ede2-498e-8b54-4fe4159193c3_zps8a782c3e.jpg

[Split]

CK go find BenT

[Cereal_Killa]

The Mind Assassin?

lmfao.. nice

[Certain]

Cereal_Killa, I came across this a few weeks ago: http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/showthread.php?t=44654

[Split]

Certain go get your old topical friends

[dyedinthewool]

I feel like a rusty can Split Eight

[Split]

I feel like a rusty can Split Eight

that is disturbing and concerning

you gonna write pen and pad rhymes with me about it tho?

[Certain]

Certain go get your old topical friends

I tried.

[TYSON]

The music yall listen to makes me feel so out of place here

[dyedinthewool]

The music yall listen to makes me feel so out of place here

And how come? What are u into?

[Certain]

The music yall listen to makes me feel so out of place here

I listen to plenty of slow jams. I know you love the slow jams. We can hang out and blast some Teddy Pendergrass and have sex with overweight white women if you want.

[dyedinthewool]

that is disturbing and concerning

you gonna write pen and pad rhymes with me about it tho?

If only it were that simple my brother :( concerning it is. I've never been this stuck in my life. I need to be shook. I hope to snap out of it after I get my grades on wednesday I only hope?

[Split]

If only it were that simple my brother :( concerning it is. I've never been this stuck in my life. I need to be shook. I hope to snap out of it after I get my grades on wednesday I only hope?

o lawdy

im just going to write something deep and thoughtfulish and PM you, then hit me back whenevr you got time

[dyedinthewool]

Shit just got real in here tho
Split Eight yes por favor send me anythang I got to get out of this hole I'm in

[Certain]

I've now been at work for 13 hours. I have listened to three more David Bowie albums in full, along with some Roxy Music and Franz Ferdinand.

[dyedinthewool]

I've now been at work for 13 hours. I have listened to three more David Bowie albums in full, along with some Roxy Music and Franz Ferdinand.

You and franz. What album did you choose to listen to the new one? You're at work too huh. Iam too, till morning

[Certain]

Nah, the first one. But that's why I brought it up. I kind of associate Death Cab for Cutie and Franz Ferdinand because I discovered them both while entertainment editor for my high school newspaper.

[Split]

Ben Gibbard is an excellent lyricist. fuck knows how he bagged Zooey tho

[dyedinthewool]

Ben Gibbard is an excellent lyricist. fuck knows how he bagged Zooey tho

He's gorgeous that's how. I'd let him give me hugs and kisses all day urr day. He's a genius. I'm actually not into her side project, she and him...if you've ever heard it? Not feeling it too much. And guess what they divorced so she is back on the market if u wanna call her :p

Anything that came out from 02 to 08 I hold dear to my heart with the exception of a few. And I won't front, all this music talk makes my heart skip a beat. I miss those days

[Certain]

Zooey Deschanel isn't actually talented. She just has nice eyes and a good supporting cast, in life and on New Girl.

[Split]

I


AM THINKING ITS A SIGN


THAT THE FRECKLES IN OUR EYES ARE MIRRORIMAGES


AND WHEN WE KISS THEYRE PERFECTLY ALIGNED

AND I


HAVE TO SPECULATE

[Certain]

It's time for class. We're never late
for first period.
We're always tardy, though.
The dreariness of another day that clearly is
a waste of time.
Your waist and mine.
Chase with wine.
Some part of some great design.

[dyedinthewool]

you look so defeated lying there in your new twin size bed
with a single pillow underneath your single head
I guess you decided that that old queen holds more space than you would need
now it's in the alley behind your apartment with a sign that says it's free

and I hope you have more luck with this than me...

[dyedinthewool]

Smh this album i can't take it!

[patrown]

excite to write . such happy.

[Split]

dew or frost
you were lost, and so were we,
between the stops, we'd hurry, pause
to steam the glass and breathe and cough.
fog that shrouded text of signs/ plaques of addresses
like magnetic tape on wound casettes,
fountain pens forgot, a different age like
Maps and Atlases on round discs compact,
now in slabs thinner than pens and pads...
boxed and packed in lofts, in stacks
like those we dropped on the newest tech.
you'd soon regret not feeling lost, cruising paths
with the GPS set for where I'm not,
because so am I, feeling lost
so late at night before the dew or frost

[dyedinthewool]

O.o

[timeless]

thanks Certain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW9yQvSEuBI


dyedinthewool

[Certain]

Proof of loss. Ring consumed in box.
Closed casket. Cold, coughing.
Your lips are such a feudal cost.
We would sputter down to the cove's crescent.
Corroded essence, with each grain of gravel.
The slope measures how far we've come since the frays unraveled.

[dyedinthewool]

Oh my

[dyedinthewool]

timeless that song is god damned awesome!!! :D

[King Ra.]

Y'all cray. Cereal_Killa good to see you back around homie. Looking forward to your work.

[PancakeBrah]

excite to write . such happy.

This made me lol.

Zooey Deschanel is very attractive but I hate her.

[maths debate]

im gon key something now El Pancake

[PancakeBrah]

Sounds good. I wrote yesterday because I knew I wouldn't have time this week.

[Cereal_Killa]

Y'all cray. Cereal_Killa good to see you back around homie. Looking forward to your work.


Spank you, very much like wise..

[Cereal_Killa]

Cereal_Killa, I came across this a few weeks ago: http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/showthread.php?t=44654

GOTTTTTTT dammmmmmnnnn!!!

http://www.learner.org/courses/neuroscience/text/img_text/stairs.jpg

This is not one word of a lie, i have been looking for that piece for over a year..


You definitely lit my fire :)

[NYCSPITZ]

don't say spank you only bitches type like that smh

[NYCSPITZ]

Don't tell me your youth is running out.......

[NYCSPITZ]

IT'S OOOOONNNNNNNLY JUST BEGUN.

[YDK]

Who is Ink and wats the chances I get no showed by him?

[Vulgar]

Ink is a good writer. I don't think he'll no show.

[Certain]

We have our first open battle of the season:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=54760

[Certain]

Who is Ink and wats the chances I get no showed by him?

If only someone had written some sort of preview for this season, perhaps breaking down the competitors...

[YDK]

lol thanks man I haven't had a chance to read through it all yet

[Split]

*whispering* negged

[Atheist]

Looking good, if I find time I may sign in.

[Certain]

Looking good, if I find time I may sign in.

How have you been?

[dyedinthewool]

This made me lol.

Zooey Deschanel is very attractive but I hate her.

and why u hate her?

[Split]

Gamble

[Inno]

I like her sister better.

bones is the shit.

[Certain]

Emily Deschanel is quite good.

[PancakeBrah]

and why u hate her?

The way she behaves and acts.

[dyedinthewool]

i like mathew gray gubler but i'll never have him. wishful thinking. i can't even watch criminal minds anymore without wanting to commit a crime if you feel me. smfh. its just awful

[dyedinthewool]

The way she behaves and acts.

on the new girl or in her movies? i loved her in elf

[PancakeBrah]

New Girl. And other various things.

OH DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST BEING QUIRKY.

[YDK]

dropped, first time I've been able to write on an actual laptop in 2 years lol I think it shows a difference

[Atheist]

How have you been?


Yea cant complain, been finding it hard to find time to write at the moment, thank you for asking squire :D

[Split]

I would bury my boner so deep in zooey deschanel that by the time anyone managed to get it out it would be fossil fuels



wait

[Certain]

I would bury my boner so deep in zooey deschanel that by the time anyone managed to get it out it would be fossil fuels



wait

Crush syndrome.

[dyedinthewool]

http://studentenkrant.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/baby-facepalm.jpg

[Split]

New Girl. And other various things.

OH DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST BEING QUIRKY.

I forgot, North Dakotans detest personality

[Split]

http://i.imgur.com/dcfzjtu.jpg

[oats]

I like new girl, but it's a good compromise show when you're wifed up. I can understand pancake's sentiment though, that's the reason I hate Michael cera. "Oh I'm just charmingly awkward all the time so I get ignored by the cute girl until she takes the time to discover that I'm a lovable goofball."

[Split]

you leave michael cera out of this

[Certain]

Michael Cera is actually funny, though.

[dyedinthewool]

I hated him in this is the end though :|

[patrown]

dyedinthewool asl ?

[Certain]

He asked me the same last fall.

[Certain]

New Girl added Linda Cardellini to its cast (or at least for an episode). Lindsay Weir is one of my imaginary friends.

[Certain]

Please do not comment on verses other than to vote. And please do not comment on your own verse until your battle is closed.

[oats]

I don't find Michael cera very funny at all. He's on par with deschanel or w/e, just not nearly as pleasant to look at.

[Certain]

I don't find Michael cera very funny at all. He's on par with deschanel or w/e, just not nearly as pleasant to look at.

Have you watched Arrested Development? Superbad? The Alexander Hamilton episode of the original Drunk History? You're embarrassing yourself.

[oats]

I have. Not saying he isn't involved with funny productions, but seldom is he a source of the comedy. If anything, he was most tolerable in Superbad and arrested development, but that's because his shtick hadn't gotten old yet.

Anyone holding new girl and cera on two different standards needs to look in the mirror and take a deep breath before reflecting in a dark room. Same person, just one is female and attractive and the other is a dweeby exo skeleton of a man.

[patrown]

drunk history is the shiiit.

[Certain]

I have. Not saying he isn't involved with funny productions, but seldom is he a source of the comedy. If anything, he was most tolerable in Superbad and arrested development, but that's because his shtick hadn't gotten old yet.

Anyone holding new girl and cera on two different standards needs to look in the mirror and take a deep breath before reflecting in a dark room. Same person, just one is female and attractive and the other is a dweeby exo skeleton of a man.

I think New Girl is a good show. I think Zooey Deschanel is a mediocre-to-bad actress. Those are separate, albeit related, thoughts.

Michael Cera is a very good actor in the roles that he gets cast to play.

[oats]

I HATE MICHAEL CERA AND THERES NO CONVINCING ME OTHERWISE.


Mostly I'm just jealous of his accomplishment to talent ratio, brings out the hater in me.

[YDK]

I agree with oats on micheal cera tbh, he was funny at first but got old quick. and after seeing him in Juno when I suffered through that atrocity for some average pussy....he's just boring as shit and every expression is the same

[PancakeBrah]

Oats is correct. Michael Cera's fame is the product of circumstance and situation. He himself is mediocre as one can possibly be. Everyone worse than him is not funny and everyone better than him is funny. He is the Mendoza Line of comedy. He is as milquetoast as is tolerable and your defending of him, Certain, is confounding and, if I dare say so, a bit damning in my eyes.

[Split]

You people disgust me

[Certain]

This is ridiculous. George Michael Bluth deserves better.

[Just Write]

Mihael cera was funny in this is the end though. That movie was fuckin hilarious btw

[PancakeBrah]

I forgot, North Dakotans detest personality

Boston is the most overrated and self-congratulatory city in the country, same goes for whatever podunk suburb you live in that's close to it.

[Split]

Boston is the most overrated and self-congratulatory city in the country, same goes for whatever podunk suburb you live in that's close to it.

lol Lowell is not quite a suburb. its near NH, decently far from Boston

[PancakeBrah]

Yeah but still

[Certain]

The Midwest is better than New England.

But it's not where you're from, it's where you stand on Michael Cera.

[oats]

If I die tonight and meet our lord and savior at the pearly gates, and my placement in the afterlife is determined by my stance on Michael cera, I'd feel confident about my chances at a heavenly orgy.

[Certain]

If God hates Michael Cera, why is Michael Cera so ubiquitous, rich and better than you?

http://theblemish.com/2013/11/michael-cera-got-wrong-number-text-befriended-texter-made-girlfriend/

[oats]

Cuz he sold his soul to the devil? Explains both qualifiers. If god really knows all, then he would def hate Michael cera.

[PancakeBrah]

http://theblemish.com/images/2013/11/michael-cera-netflix-640x403.jpg

I, for one, welcome our new bird-human overlords.

[YDK]

Cera's an ugly annoying talentless douche.
there, I said it

[Certain]

http://theblemish.com/images/2013/11/michael-cera-netflix-640x403.jpg

I, for one, welcome our new bird-human overlords.

OK, I'm not that big a Michael Cera fan (and am only going out of my way to defend him because I find oats' tirade way over the line). But if we bring Alia Shawkat into this, we might be done forever.

Do you want that, El Pancake?

[YDK]

who the fuck is alia shawshank

[PancakeBrah]

I was just saying Michael Cera has a bird face in that photo.

Is ALea Shawkheart Maybe from the show? She's cool.

[Certain]

OK. Michael Cera is ugly. I agree with that comment.

But that "ALea Shawkheart"/"Maybe" comment hurts me inside. Alia Shawkat plays Maeby Funke on Arrested Development.

[Certain]

I've had enough of this. I'm going to go watch How I Met Your Mother and True Detective.

[PancakeBrah]

So I thought about making this a topic in Disc but thought it wouldn't be that interesting. But this topic is sufficiently weird so here's a porn website's live feed of searches. It's a haunting and hilarious look into the psyche of our internet brethren

http://www.pornmd.com/live-search