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Chyeahhh!!!
04-09-2013, 03:07 PM
red flags that I have been looking for are going up that I've had a trained eye for. Prominent world leaders/ figures dissappearing from the public eye are falling ill.

The Pope stepping down
Queen Elizabeth falling ill
Mandela falling ill
Bush senior falling ill

Thatcher dying (you may call that a reach but take a look at this from December)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4713297/Bush-joins-Mandela-and-Thatcher-in-hospital-sick-list.html

Warren Buffet quietly sank on the list of the worlds richest people. I predicted that, not a tough prediction to make given a man of his financial stature wouldn't keep taking part in making money hand over fist if he's too busy investing in other things that pay off more than the dollar does! King lose crowns and kindgoms fall but at the sametime, his #2 man stepped down for no apparent reason early last year, young guy, and would have gotten everything when Warren stepped down.

I think these people were cloned! yep I said it. I've been thinking this for a while now, what if these people are checking in only for there clones to check out and the real folks are being wisked away in those mach 5 underground trains to the hideouts. Something is afoot. I don't think that was the real Thatcher that died either. I'm telling you right now something is seriously wrong here. Be alert and aware people.

Aesthetic
04-09-2013, 03:29 PM
Prominent world leaders/ figures dissappearing from the public eye are falling ill.

For real?

bleak
04-09-2013, 03:43 PM
Ever read House of the Scorpion?

uh-oh
04-09-2013, 10:19 PM
old people getting sick and dying

i smell a conspiracy afoot

Geno
04-09-2013, 10:23 PM
..something big is gonna happen, soon. Did you read about the fema camps and prison cell style train cars they're making. Oh yeah, its gonna be hitler all over again, only on american soil

Fig
04-09-2013, 10:26 PM
red flags that I have been looking for are going up that I've had a trained eye for. Prominent world leaders/ figures dissappearing from the public eye are falling ill.

The Pope stepping down
Queen Elizabeth falling ill
Mandela falling ill
Bush senior falling ill

Thatcher dying (you may call that a reach but take a look at this from December)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4713297/Bush-joins-Mandela-and-Thatcher-in-hospital-sick-list.html

Warren Buffet quietly sank on the list of the worlds richest people. I predicted that, not a tough prediction to make given a man of his financial stature wouldn't keep taking part in making money hand over fist if he's too busy investing in other things that pay off more than the dollar does! King lose crowns and kindgoms fall but at the sametime, his #2 man stepped down for no apparent reason early last year, young guy, and would have gotten everything when Warren stepped down.

I think these people were cloned! yep I said it. I've been thinking this for a while now, what if these people are checking in only for there clones to check out and the real folks are being wisked away in those mach 5 underground trains to the hideouts. Something is afoot. I don't think that was the real Thatcher that died either. I'm telling you right now something is seriously wrong here. Be alert and aware people.

Ok, they were cloned.

so what now?

Masaii
04-09-2013, 11:41 PM
old people getting sick and dying

i smell a conspiracy afoot
I actually sat here and laughed my ass off at that. Greatness.

Im not even going to dignify the supposed 'no troll' OP with a proper response.

Split
04-09-2013, 11:53 PM
..something big is gonna happen, soon. Did you read about the fema camps and prison cell style train cars they're making. Oh yeah, its gonna be hitler all over again, only on american soil

Lol ironic avy/ username/ post combo. Link??? To the train cars?

anime_boners
04-10-2013, 08:12 AM
I'm not even gonna front, things like this seem fishy to me, and the list of all these people being sick at once seemed weird.. so I almost bought this thread's hype until i got here,

I think these people were cloned! yep I said it. I've been thinking this for a while now, what if these people are checking in only for there clones to check out and the real folks are being wisked away in those mach 5 underground trains to the hideouts.

then this thread becames typical Chyeaahhh comedy.

Destroyer
04-10-2013, 08:24 PM
people die nigga

Seyance
04-10-2013, 08:52 PM
the pope was replaced. the rest are old, not up to your usual standard of bs.

anime_boners
04-11-2013, 08:14 AM
yeah, and it isn't like there wasn't shit tons of sexual scandal going on when Pope Sidious stepped down....

Chyeahhh!!!
04-11-2013, 10:14 AM
http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/super-pod-100000-dolphins-spotted-coast-california.html

dolphins are very sensative to the algorhythms/biorhythms/ vibrations of this planet, more so than any other inhabitant of this planet. I was told a very long time ago to pay attention to the dolphins.

Chyeahhh!!!
04-11-2013, 10:35 AM
keep yer peepers on Putin. If he's MIA by the end of May, then you will know.

Strikta
04-11-2013, 11:28 AM
Why do u do this?

Vulgar
04-11-2013, 12:21 PM
http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/super-pod-100000-dolphins-spotted-coast-california.html

dolphins are very sensative to the algorhythms/biorhythms/ vibrations of this planet, more so than any other inhabitant of this planet. I was told a very long time ago to pay attention to the dolphins.

Sorry but dead.

uh-oh
04-11-2013, 12:53 PM
putin will never die

hes a G

Orc
04-11-2013, 12:55 PM
lmaooo i keep a close eye on dolphins

Chyeahhh!!!
04-11-2013, 02:10 PM
gahead and think it's a joke

Just C
04-11-2013, 02:17 PM
You know when Chyeaah brings out that Avatar it's conspiracy troll time.

uh-oh
04-11-2013, 02:19 PM
chyeahh what are your thoughts on the increased activity of great white sharks. i remember reading a bunch coming into the san francisco bay for instance.

do you think its maybe planet x's proximity to earth affecting the tides?

you know that planet that no astrophysicist will claim exists? obviously because they are paid by the illuminati to cover up such things???

Witty
04-11-2013, 02:21 PM
I would love to have been able to hear the conversation in which somebody told you to keep an eye on the dolphins.

Chyeahhh!!!
04-11-2013, 05:38 PM
You know when Chyeaah brings out that Avatar it's conspiracy troll time.

nigga you used to be my cheerleader and shit. Gahead with all that fluckery. You's my son. I had you dreaming about Elenin and shit lmao

Chyeahhh!!!
04-11-2013, 05:39 PM
I would love to have been able to hear the conversation in which somebody told you to keep an eye on the dolphins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yydpWtjqa8

Chyeahhh!!!
04-11-2013, 05:40 PM
people die nigga

says the nigga thats like 2 years away from it. Fuckin birthday cake be looking like a 4 alarm blaze and shit lol

Chyeahhh!!!
04-11-2013, 05:41 PM
chyeahh what are your thoughts on the increased activity of great white sharks. i remember reading a bunch coming into the san francisco bay for instance.

do you think its maybe planet x's proximity to earth affecting the tides?

you know that planet that no astrophysicist will claim exists? obviously because they are paid by the illuminati to cover up such things???

I think shit is flucked up all around, but it's all apart of the cycle

Chyeahhh!!!
04-11-2013, 05:42 PM
Why do u do this?


you's a "eybody wanna be a nigga but nobody wanna be a nigga" ass nigga wigga

Chyeahhh!!!
04-11-2013, 05:49 PM
Sorry but dead.

I saw that pic battle you had. That pose you were in with the M16 was inspired by your great grandfather....a via kong member....who had the exact same pose during the Vietnam war....but he was holding an SKS. You've defiled your family and your homeland by holding the weapon that mowed them down so many moons ago. For shame you shameful sham.


EDIT:

still my man though vulg lol

Vulgar
04-11-2013, 08:52 PM
I saw that pic battle you had. That pose you were in with the M16 was inspired by your great grandfather....a via kong member....who had the exact same pose during the Vietnam war....but he was holding an SKS. You've defiled your family and your homeland by holding the weapon that mowed them down so many moons ago. For shame you shameful sham.


EDIT:

still my man though vulg lol

bahaha more like the Mossad. *wink*

Strikta
04-11-2013, 11:19 PM
Nigga u make 0 sense.

I'd bet my life I'm more nigga as a white guy than u ever could be as a black one.

Nigga.

Red glare
04-12-2013, 01:22 AM
Chyeah what are your views on Garbage Island ?

anime_boners
04-12-2013, 08:12 AM
says the nigga thats like 2 years away from it.

lol'd xD
gahead and think it's a joke

To be fair, we went ahead and thought elenin was a joke (it was)

went ahead and thought prject blue beam starting at the olympics was a joke (it was)

we went ahead and thought 12/21/12 was a joke (it was)

see a pattern?

VividEnds
04-12-2013, 08:14 AM
Hurricane Sandy to thread

Chyeahhh!!!
04-12-2013, 09:43 AM
Nigga u make 0 sense.

I'd bet my life I'm more nigga as a white guy than u ever could be as a black one.

Nigga.

you're white wanting to measure my blackness vs your wannabe wiggerdom blackness= your dead

lmao @ "more nigga" you're ignorant as shit white boy

Chyeahhh!!!
04-12-2013, 09:44 AM
lol'd xD


To be fair, we went ahead and thought elenin was a joke (it was)

went ahead and thought prject blue beam starting at the olympics was a joke (it was)

we went ahead and thought 12/21/12 was a joke (it was)

see a pattern?

yeah I see a pattern, that you've managed to stay on my dick for the past 2 years almost and I don' t even know who you are, nor care for that matter lol

Chyeahhh!!!
04-12-2013, 09:45 AM
Chyeah what are your views on Garbage Island ?

haven't heard of it I don't think.

anime_boners
04-12-2013, 09:48 AM
yeah I see a pattern, that you've managed to stay on my dick for the past 2 years almost and I don' t even know who you are, nor care for that matter lol

sheeeesh

you're becoming angry..

before at least when you're crazy shit was proved to be wrong, you'd be all, "I'm just glad we're ok guys"

now you're on here lashing out at people.. it's getting bad.

Chyeahhh!!!
04-12-2013, 09:52 AM
sheeeesh

you're becoming angry..

before at least when you're crazy shit was proved to be wrong, you'd be all, "I'm just glad we're ok guys"

now you're on here lashing out at people.. it's getting bad.

lashing out? I'm actually joking and laughing, nothing serious here so if you or any of you took what I said towards any of you serious or whatever, I could give a fluck lol all in good humor.

Just C
04-12-2013, 10:41 AM
nigga you used to be my cheerleader and shit. Gahead with all that fluckery. You's my son. I had you dreaming about Elenin and shit lmao

swing and a miss lol

Chyeahhh!!!
04-12-2013, 11:38 AM
swing and a miss lol

yeah know that you're safe from me upping a few threads because all this was on netcees so you can fake the funk all you want but you were defending Elenin and all types of shit lol. You's my lil mans. You were shaking the comet pom poms for me n shit, like my lil conspiracy secretary and n shit lol

Chyeahhh!!!
12-05-2013, 05:07 PM
Mandela has passed

Split
12-05-2013, 05:10 PM
fuk bros. nbiru is making old age even deadlier

Chyeahhh!!!
12-05-2013, 05:12 PM
You could argue that actually

ill nik-A
12-05-2013, 05:31 PM
http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/super-pod-100000-dolphins-spotted-coast-california.html

dolphins are very sensative to the algorhythms/biorhythms/ vibrations of this planet, more so than any other inhabitant of this planet. I was told a very long time ago to pay attention to the dolphins.

I just hope they beat Pittsburgh bro

I'm paying attention

Go Dolphins!

big baby
12-05-2013, 05:38 PM
can i be sensative to algorhythms too

algaerhythms http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/ypWJ60tuKY4/maxresdefault.jpg

Witty
12-05-2013, 05:46 PM
I can't remember the last time someone died and there wasn't a conspiracy attached to it.

Nobody famous ever seems to die just because it was their time to die.

Swerve
12-05-2013, 06:05 PM
A 95 year old man falling ill and dying are sure signs of an upcoming disaster.

big baby
12-05-2013, 06:12 PM
A 95 year old man falling ill and dying are sure signs of an upcoming disaster.

he was a clone. the real nelson mandela has a lab full of dolphins. and he's listening to them with other nelson mandelas, of different ages. nelson mandela 25,39,43,50,54, so on with random numbers. he has experimented with algorhythms of sensative dolphin noises and has concluded through, in series of dolphin morse code it'd be best for the oldest mandela clone (95) to die, while the real mandela (132) is constantly given life force by the dying mandelas.

he also created a new dolphin, the mandolphin. it's a mixture of mandela and a dolphin. it has a afro and is unjustly jailed by other 'dolphins' for being half-man.

Chyeahhh!!!
12-05-2013, 06:15 PM
My God will somebody please use conspiracy the proper context mandala dying was not a conspiracy it was a sign

big baby
12-05-2013, 06:19 PM
101

anime_boners
12-05-2013, 06:28 PM
big baby is a v good account.

Witty
12-05-2013, 06:43 PM
It wasn't a sign though, there was nothing suspicious behind it...he was a 95 year old man who was ill and died, that's all that happened. How could it be a sign?

Chyeahhh!!!
12-05-2013, 06:50 PM
There was no wrong doing he wasn't killed. But it was a marker in the grand scheme of things that I was looking for.

Vulgar
12-05-2013, 06:53 PM
There was no wrong doing he wasn't killed. But it was a marker in the grand scheme of things that I was looking for.

http://i.imgur.com/IgMyx.gif

TIGERSPITZ
12-05-2013, 07:06 PM
shit negus the space electrons got my dude Half Nelson da god

Witty
12-05-2013, 07:32 PM
Lmfao

Chyeahhh!!!
12-05-2013, 11:36 PM
Lmfao at vulgar

detour
12-05-2013, 11:52 PM
Pope Sidious

lmao spot on...

detour
12-05-2013, 11:54 PM
he was a clone. the real nelson mandela has a lab full of dolphins. and he's listening to them with other nelson mandelas, of different ages. nelson mandela 25,39,43,50,54, so on with random numbers. he has experimented with algorhythms of sensative dolphin noises and has concluded through, in series of dolphin morse code it'd be best for the oldest mandela clone (95) to die, while the real mandela (132) is constantly given life force by the dying mandelas.

he also created a new dolphin, the mandolphin. it's a mixture of mandela and a dolphin. it has a afro and is unjustly jailed by other 'dolphins' for being half-man.

this whole thing had me lol literally but I almost fell out my chair on the last part...

detour
12-06-2013, 12:00 AM
Lmfao at vulgar

I can't help but notice ur signature has a reference to ur warning that once u blacked out ur avatar the end was here...while I'm not gonna debate the importance of making sure to black our ur avatar on a hip hop message board that less than 50 people frequent on a regular basis during a total collapse of civilization, what I will do is note that u've blacked out ur avatar at least two times that I can remember, probably more...an u always just come back like everything's cool an expect people to believe u...ur probably thinkin why does detour always point out when I'm wrong, he must be working for COINTELPRO...however, the reason is that there are a LOT of conspiracy theories that are true, but guys like u make it almost impossible to convince the rest of the world of that, cuz they see someone like u screaming ELF waves an tin foil hats an assume its all bullshit...

how does it feel to know u are the reason nobody will believe the truth u so desperately want to show the world? u are to current events what veritas is to children's psychology...

Split
12-06-2013, 12:24 AM
wooooooooooooooooo


Chyeahh's self-respect just called in sick, deleted all 1000 hrs of video of the 9/11 explosions it had on its Casio Commander, taught itself ebonics, beat him in an AIM cypher using the sheeple of Netcees style under the alias "Avocado CheAp", and then sucker punched him in the scrotum with the force of ten million tumbles down a slippery slope

anime_boners
12-06-2013, 08:30 AM
u are to current events what veritas is to children's psychology...

http://i.imgur.com/dDNxl.gif

Ryan 12
12-06-2013, 08:37 AM
gone @ old ppl falling ill




niggas 90 years old wtf u expect dumbass

Water
12-06-2013, 10:25 AM
Mandela is dead, if the bush and the old queen die. I'm going to a bunker. 12/21/13 End of the world.


http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a7/a7e77c85ec9ae76fd09002ddaa2d9fc6f58ccc839257c1eab7 389a7abb8213c3.jpg

Chyeahhh!!!
12-06-2013, 10:57 AM
Detour

Coming from the same person who pmd me a list of conspiracies he had covered and wanting to know if he was missing any...I'd have to say that you hurt me. I'm crying right now b.

Fart
12-06-2013, 10:59 AM
C&C: Red Alert 2 was de bezzt