Knucklehead vs. namix {Knucklehead wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

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Knucklehead namix

[namix]

check, 12-16?

[~RustyGunZ~]

We can go 14 probably won't go beyondthat

[namix]

so I mentioned this kid’s name to some vets; holy shit, they sure did laugh…
got ‘em all going “hehe who, hehe who” like a mothafuckin birthing class‼
picture a 500 pound slouch, watchin TV on the couch, and eating some chips..
^ that bitch is actually more active than the cypher match the week he won it!
like the pic tourney! 2 no-shows? now ya first battle’s vs. nik-A, who’s a ton better…
congrats man!! ya finna be the first finalist EVER to finish wit an o-and-1 record!
I don’t bump knuckles, but I’ll pound him casually while still rapidly hitting down
until his chest gets the kind of dentyne that prevents cavities from sticking out!
yo- enuf of his weekly thoughts! hope he shuts up, gets gagged, ‘n takes a fuck
shiiit, this cat’s only next to Matt Groening in terms of making a Maggie suck!
cuz his opinion don’t matter - it’s a disaster, get canned with no back pay…
as his every thread gets written off faster than a jewish tailor this tax day!
after a few weeks of this - ya know what’s good and ya know what’s played;
i been testin the waters for a minute, so I know his bloodbath is full of aids!
forget the loss to sn00p - join the tourney he runs ! bro, learning from me is fun!
maybe someday OneDuh can even show ya how to win ya own league for once!!!


it’s a sweet 16, if the extra bar is that deep i can delete one, holla.

[~RustyGunZ~]

ext.....................

[~RustyGunZ~]

vs. Dynamix

Ur girls goin' out while u stay at home minding some scotch
She don't wanna 'Mix it up.. she wants drink Cocktails at Raves & grind on my crotch
Ur losing relevance, in death u'll be no more than a lame
U ain't exactly a Spring Chicken.. shit, even Metts wouldn't bother to BBQ ur remains
I'm the one who freed Excalibur, ur not fit to hold a candle to this
U'll never see Dy by the sword.. unless he's doing THAT while I grip the handle & twist
U been at this to many years, so watch closely who ya testin
If u practiced the Art of Battling.. the style is a dead end like the new URL redirection
Some things are better w/ age, others aren't. & ur pen will show..
..You're not a Testament to quality.. you were just there when Moses made 10 of those
Txt & ur real life are starting to clash. that shit is really wrong
Ur boss asked u to work w/ Excel.. & u said "nah, Sharp used that concept against Dom"
I'm bout that vampire life.. 4am & i'm still gettin' my cake up
U're more than Long in the Tooth.. even ur kids are to old to fight over Edward & Jacob
Nice w/ dem hands, punch u in the kidneys & smash ur grill in walls
Leave Dyna sore on the ground then deliver a blow harder than the one that killed them all

[Dominate]

so I mentioned this kid’s name to some vets; holy shit, they sure did laugh…
got ‘em all going “hehe who, hehe who” like a mothafuckin birthing class‼
Lmao! that really made me lol. Funny as fuck bar, and dope
picture a 500 pound slouch, watchin TV on the couch, and eating some chips..
^ that bitch is actually more active than the cypher match the week he won it!
Ehhhh pretty week simile an the rhyme was off for me
like the pic tourney! 2 no-shows? now ya first battle’s vs. nik-A, who’s a ton better…
congrats man!! ya finna be the first finalist EVER to finish wit an o-and-1 record!
Cooolll... Bit statementish
I don’t bump knuckles, but I’ll pound him casually while still rapidly hitting down
until his chest gets the kind of dentyne that prevents cavities from sticking out!
Cool, little bit of a stretch- dent in/dentyne...
yo- enuf of his weekly thoughts! hope he shuts up, gets gagged, ‘n takes a fuck
shiiit, this cat’s only next to Matt Groening in terms of making a Maggie suck!
Noo... Never ever heard someone call a mag a maggie... Sometimes appending a "ie" or "y" suffix on a word can work OK but in this instance I thought it came out really corny
cuz his opinion don’t matter - it’s a disaster, get canned with no back pay…
as his every thread gets written off faster than a jewish tailor this tax day!
Heh, cool only bc of the 'Jews are cheap' part of the punch and the fact that Knuck is jewish
after a few weeks of this - ya know what’s good and ya know what’s played;
i been testin the waters for a minute, so I know his bloodbath is full of aids!
I don't think the concepts tied together well enough here with how u worded... Was OK
forget the loss to sn00p - join the tourney he runs ! bro, learning from me is fun!
maybe someday OneDuh can even show ya how to win ya own league for once!!!
I don't get this reference to OneDuh... But unless there's something I'm missing it seems ur just comparing him to some guy who IS winning in a league he runs... And if so... Meh

Started dope but the rest was a mix of OK/cool and misses... I've read some of your old verses, think you used to be better... The statement bars you're doing more recently aren't as dope as your heavy wp style bars... Even in the cypher I thought you were better. Go back to that style. You're better than what you've been dropping lately, IMO... Sorry if that's harsh. I consider you dope but I've been disappointed with the last couple verses from you.


it’s a sweet 16, if the extra bar is that deep i can delete one, holla.

vs. Dynamix

Ur girls goin' out while u stay at home minding some scotch
She don't wanna 'Mix it up.. she wants drink Cocktails at Raves & grind on my crotch
OK/cool
Ur losing relevance, in death u'll be no more than a lame
U ain't exactly a Spring Chicken.. shit, even Metts wouldn't bother to BBQ ur remains
Heh, cool, kinda funny
I'm the one who freed Excalibur, ur not fit to hold a candle to this
U'll never see Dy by the sword.. unless he's doing THAT while I grip the handle & twist
Not bad. Dy/die is obv done but the rest of the wp was enough to overcome that, wording was pretty good
U been at this to many years, so watch closely who ya testin
If u practiced the Art of Battling.. the style is a dead end like the new URL redirection
Ehhh OK, recent event concept... Not great
Some things are better w/ age, others aren't. & ur pen will show..
..You're not a Testament to quality.. you were just there when Moses made 10 of those
Aha, cool
Txt & ur real life are starting to clash. that shit is really wrong
Ur boss asked u to work w/ Excel.. & u said "nah, Sharp used that concept against Dom"
Ehhhhh Okaaaayyy
I'm bout that vampire life.. 4am & i'm still gettin' my cake up
U're more than Long in the Tooth.. even ur kids are to old to fight over Edward & Jacob
Deeeaaadddd. Lotb, dope personal with a funny as fuck flip.
Nice w/ dem hands, punch u in the kidneys & smash ur grill in walls
Leave Dyna sore on the ground then deliver a blow harder than the one that killed them all
Has to be played on him... I haven't seen it personally so ill give it some credit, but yeah


1 dope standout and the rest mostly just cool/OK. Decent showing, not your best but not bad.



Overall, both had 1 very dope bar. The rest of Nam's was a mix of ok/cool and misses, the rest of Knuck's was OK/cool, with his worst bar being just "meh" but not a bad miss, IMO... Whereas nam had a couple that I really disliked

Vote = Knuck with better misses

[Cashius]

Hehe who who, bloodbath

Vs.

Spring chicken, art of battling, dyna sore (barely)

Namix had some old concepts...the thread thing is played. The two I quoted were cool tho.

Knucks misses were a little fresher and I think he took it.

Knucklehead.

[Untold]

cuz his opinion don’t matter - it’s a disaster, get canned with no back pay…
as his every thread gets written off faster than a jewish tailor this tax day!
after a few weeks of this - ya know what’s good and ya know what’s played;
i been testin the waters for a minute, so I know his bloodbath is full of aids!

Vs

Ur losing relevance, in death u'll be no more than a lame
U ain't exactly a Spring Chicken.. shit, even Metts wouldn't bother to BBQ ur remains
Some things are better w/ age, others aren't. & ur pen will show..
..You're not a Testament to quality.. you were just there when Moses made 10 of those
Nice w/ dem hands, punch u in the kidneys & smash ur grill in walls
Leave Dyna sore on the ground then deliver a blow harder than the one that killed them all

This was not of a read. But for some reason I wasn't really diggin namix's verse all that much. Some of your concepts I feel could've been worded better. Especially the Matt Groening line. So much potential there. Knucklehead had a pretty consistent verse. The lines I quoted definitely stood out. But some bland ones to. But definitely consistent.

V/ knucklehead

[Flow]

so I mentioned this kid’s name to some vets; holy shit, they sure did laugh…
got ‘em all going “hehe who, hehe who” like a mothafuckin birthing class‼
Liked this nice opener
picture a 500 pound slouch, watchin TV on the couch, and eating some chips..
^ that bitch is actually more active than the cypher match the week he won it!
Missed for me
like the pic tourney! 2 no-shows? now ya first battle’s vs. nik-A, who’s a ton better…
congrats man!! ya finna be the first finalist EVER to finish wit an o-and-1 record!
lol ok
I don’t bump knuckles, but I’ll pound him casually while still rapidly hitting down
until his chest gets the kind of dentyne that prevents cavities from sticking out!
meh not the best
yo- enuf of his weekly thoughts! hope he shuts up, gets gagged, ‘n takes a fuck
shiiit, this cat’s only next to Matt Groening in terms of making a Maggie suck!
lol bit played but worked with a nice personal attack
cuz his opinion don’t matter - it’s a disaster, get canned with no back pay…
as his every thread gets written off faster than a jewish tailor this tax day!
ok ish
after a few weeks of this - ya know what’s good and ya know what’s played;
i been testin the waters for a minute, so I know his bloodbath is full of aids!
lol
forget the loss to sn00p - join the tourney he runs ! bro, learning from me is fun!
maybe someday OneDuh can even show ya how to win ya own league for once!!!
so so

it’s a sweet 16, if the extra bar is that deep i can delete one, holla.



vs. Dynamix

Ur girls goin' out while u stay at home minding some scotch
She don't wanna 'Mix it up.. she wants drink Cocktails at Raves & grind on my crotch
ok
Ur losing relevance, in death u'll be no more than a lame
U ain't exactly a Spring Chicken.. shit, even Metts wouldn't bother to BBQ ur remains
ok
I'm the one who freed Excalibur, ur not fit to hold a candle to this
U'll never see Dy by the sword.. unless he's doing THAT while I grip the handle & twist
cool
U been at this to many years, so watch closely who ya testin
If u practiced the Art of Battling.. the style is a dead end like the new URL redirection
cool
Some things are better w/ age, others aren't. & ur pen will show..
..You're not a Testament to quality.. you were just there when Moses made 10 of those
lol
Txt & ur real life are starting to clash. that shit is really wrong
Ur boss asked u to work w/ Excel.. & u said "nah, Sharp used that concept against Dom"
lmao LOTB funny
I'm bout that vampire life.. 4am & i'm still gettin' my cake up
U're more than Long in the Tooth.. even ur kids are to old to fight over Edward & Jacob
meh
Nice w/ dem hands, punch u in the kidneys & smash ur grill in walls
Leave Dyna sore on the ground then deliver a blow harder than the one that killed them allTight closer

I got Namix on the opener and Knucks on the closer...

I got Namix with more lols but then I got Knucks with LOTB for me...

Hard battle I will have to think on it and come back


OH SIDE NOTE - Knucklehead has just managed an entire site move so I would imagine that his extra time wasnt used on his verse, infact for all we know he may have spent less time on his verse then you...Plus I don't think you would really want a default win would you??? Cmon man let it go.

[megatron]

for namix I had the birthing class and the 0-1 record

kucklehead I had the Url redirection and the moses line


v/Kuckle

his misses were a bit better, like I almost quoted the dinosaur line or the excaliber line. namix had more stuff that I didn't feel

[Def_fuckin_5]

Dyna:

Heehee who
Dentyne
Maggie suck


Knuck:

Dy by the sword
Work w/Excel


vote=Dyna close match though