BEARD CHECK.

[Diode]

http://i.imgur.com/aeOoF3dl.jpg

i HAVE BEEN KEEPING THE NECK UNDER CONTROL

BUT I AM DEBATING LETTING IT GO FULL BAGS

EVERYONE LIKE MY BEYOND IMPERSONATION?!

[Destroyer]

you have no hair?
I apologize for everything I said

[Diode]

you have no hair?
I apologize for everything I said

lol what? that's a cap dude. plenty of hair. too much, actually.

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/936352_10100882155280725_835456205_n.jpg

[Destroyer]

oh thank god, I thought you were bald
carry on with hating me

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/KsVSkzs.jpg

[Ghost1]

Let it go.

The neck does not need cleaned.


Beard pic pending

[uh-oh]

beard in da building

id take and post a pic but im physically dead and don't want to get up and get my phone off the table

its about where bags' at prolly

hard to tell tho. iits not as full as it was before i messed up and buzzed it

but whenever i made that thread was the last time i trimmed it

edit- forgot i had this avy on here lol. its about that length now, the longest i ever had it was probably a month after that stage. once it gets a certain length it stops looking as impressive week to week. feels like it dont grow, but it does its just hard to tell when a hair an inch long becomes an inch and a 1/4. instead of stubble becoming longer or whatever

[Evolve]

I wouldn't normally say it but... those eyebrows are screaming "pluck me"... looking like they weighing your forehead down

[Diode]

I wouldn't normally say it but... those eyebrows are screaming "pluck me"... looking like they weighing your forehead down

soooo.. you pluck your eyebrows then?

[ill nik-A]

U an ultra pretty boy huh

[Mike Wrecka]

the real question is , why was Prince Dubai in your wedding party?

[oats]

not impressed so far

[Aesthetic]

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/936352_10100882155280725_835456205_n.jpg


You seem to be the only one taking that napkin seriously.

[Certain]

the real question is , why was Prince Dubai in your wedding party?

[Split]

lol what? that's a cap dude. plenty of hair. too much, actually.

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/936352_10100882155280725_835456205_n.jpg

so when are you giving me the # of the girl on the right

[Destroyer]

yeah gives split 8 that number yo
The girl looks like she needs a good laugh

[Split]

yeah gives split 8 that number yo
The girl looks like she needs a good laugh

this

do it for the children, diode

[Evolve]

I don't get why your suit is whiter than you are though

[maths debate]

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/936352_10100882155280725_835456205_n.jpg

so who invited Mayim Bialik?

and why is she eyeing that elongated Okwerdz's forehead like she could use 1/5th of it to balance out her own

[Evolve]

lol what? that's a cap dude. plenty of hair. too much, actually.

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/936352_10100882155280725_835456205_n.jpg

Did you hand make that Easter egg basket yourself?

[Aesthetic]

I cant get that picture out my head.

Hes so fucking content and serious about whats in his hands.

[Split]

Diode

[Diode]

so when are you giving me the # of the girl on the right

that bitch is crazy. that was my best man's gf at the time. you can have her. butterface.

[Diode]

I don't get why your suit is whiter than you are though

khaki and white. seersucker. it's a southern thing.

lol @ whiter than you are.

do you know what site you are posting on?

[Split]

that bitch is crazy. that was my best man's gf at the time. you can have her. butterface.

Wood smash

[Diode]

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/936352_10100882155280725_835456205_n.jpg

so who invited Mayim Bialik?

and why is she eyeing that elongated Okwerdz's forehead like she could use 1/5th of it to balance out her own

he had probably lost her cigarettes or something. that was his gf at the time probably being all wtf. this was at my wedding, whole thing was a blur.

[Diode]

Did you hand make that Easter egg basket yourself?

i chortled @ this. that's like a half step above snicker. gj.

i think my lapel thing was in there.

[Diode]

I cant get that picture out my head.

Hes so fucking content and serious about whats in his hands.

i was an hour late to my wedding and about to walk into the ceremony

pretty srs bsns.

[Destroyer]

I like the pinstripes personally
I just want to know how you got pre-swole masaii to attend your nuptials

[Certain]

So then you don't have hair anymore?

[Fig]

You look like pee wee herman got his shit together

this is the positivity roast

[Diode]

So then you don't have hair anymore?

apparently in ran off my head shortly after this photo was taken like in the old spice commercial

tbh i have way too much hair right now. i grew it out but it's so thick that it ends up like an afro unless i slick it into a part.

[Destroyer]

he's wearing a shadow hat
they're big in the east
when you're balling like diode, you'll know

[Split]

hour late? that's why that ho looks like shes about to twist your nuts off with her bare hands?

[Diode]

hour late? that's why that ho looks like shes about to twist your nuts off with her bare hands?

one of these days i will regale netcees with the story of my wedding.

it is so fucking ridiculous how many things went wrong 30 minutes before we (me and my groomsmen) were supposed to be picked up to head to the venue

[Diode]

he's wearing a shadow hat
they're big in the east
when you're balling like diode, you'll know

i assure you my hair is real and it is fantastic des

http://i.imgur.com/xpqPkFl.jpg

here's me beating up on a 16 year old as proof (jk just drilling with our black belt's kid)

[uh-oh]

hey you dont gotta keep rubbing it in you FUCK

i get it im BALD

[Destroyer]

lmao

[Certain]

My dad went gray at 25 but kept his hair to the death. I have no gray, though I wouldn't mind it.

[Diode]

My dad went gray at 25 but kept his hair to the death. I have no gray, though I wouldn't mind it.

My grays started showing up around 28 or 29. Nothing noticeable yet, but they are popping up regularly at closer look.

You can dye grays though.

Can't grow hair if you're bald.

I'll take it.

[uh-oh]

grey hair is ill

im pissed cuz my pops is a wizard. but i guess hair genes come from your moms father or some shit. the best i can achieve is evil sorceror status. the evil dudes are always bald. its a conspiracy. i wanna be a wizard

[Diode]

grey hair is ill

im pissed cuz my pops is a wizard. but i guess hair genes come from your moms father or some shit. the best i can achieve is evil sorceror status. the evil dudes are always bald. its a conspiracy. i wanna be a wizard

yeah they do. also your beard genes.

[Destroyer]

I don't really have too much gray hair on my head
my fucking chin though

[Certain]

You dye your hair?

[Diode]

You dye your hair?

no, i said you can't see the grays yet

but if i was to go all steve martin at say.. 35. hell yeah i'd dye it.

[Certain]

John Slattery is the man.

[big baby]

THIS DUDE DIODE HOLDIN A TYE DYE NAPKIN READY TO BLACK BELT JUDO WEIGHTLIFTING 445 SQUATLIFT SOME CHLOROFORM WITH HIS 125K+ PAYING A YEAR JOB SKILLS. lmao

dudes groomsemen look like they need a groomsmen. looking like a trigger happy iraqui special ops team. look like he's about to throw a teletubby hand grenade into a battlefield of rainbow hippie lesbians with his AK69 fucking weirdo.

sike nah i like diode. cani have ur jacket im a baby it wont fit but i look kewt walking around in diaper

[Diode]

John Slattery is the man.

nah, the guy in your avatar was more the man.

though johnny cash is the man today.

happy 82nd, john.

[Diode]

THIS DUDE DIODE HOLDIN A TYE DYE NAPKIN READY TO BLACK BELT JUDO WEIGHTLIFTING 445 SQUATLIFT SOME CHLOROFORM WITH HIS 125K+ PAYING A YEAR JOB SKILLS. lmao

dudes groomsemen look like they need a groomsmen. looking like a trigger happy iraqui special ops team. look like he's about to throw a teletubby hand grenade into a battlefield of rainbow hippie lesbians with his AK69 fucking weirdo.

sike nah i like diode. cani have ur jacket im a baby it wont fit but i look kewt walking around in diaper

mustachio da god

have whatever you please

you entertain me greatly

[Certain]

I keep reading this thread subject as "BREAD CHECK." Hook me up with a roll.

[Diode]

I keep reading this thread subject as "BREAD CHECK." Hook me up with a roll.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/baby-fat-rolls-13166261.jpg

how many u want?

[dyedinthewool]

http://i.imgur.com/KsVSkzs.jpg

Where can I find that. Got damn. Who is that human?

[Diode]

Where can I find that. Got damn. Who is that human?

kevin love. he isn't hard to miss.

[dyedinthewool]

kevin love. he isn't hard to miss.

Thank you kindly sir

[Certain]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/baby-fat-rolls-13166261.jpg

how many u want?

TYSON