Mike Wrecka 0-0 Vs Coogi Sweater Swag 1-2-MIKE WINS

[Allen Knight]

NBL Season 7
Week 9

Due FRIDAY, Feb 28th

Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 16 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

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Mike Wrecka Coogi Sweater Swag

[Passenger]

This'll be fun

going 24

[Mike Wrecka]

im not writing 24 lines for this im down for 16

[Allen Knight]

Mike sent 16

[Passenger]

lie down, you couldn't beat me before so why now?
ya chances of winning are slim like the area between Anthony Davis's eyebrows
peeps ignore you, nobody's invested or interested in you
it's hard being a.bove t.he r.est when you aren't even the best in your crew
let's be real, you're a broke slob, with no job, OH GOD
Mike's latest accomplishment was awarded on the last rendition of FlowGods
ya girl's a whore, don't act like you haven't heard before
she'll swallow nuts and seeds for nutritious reasons just like a herbivore
you're a fat fuck, be like Bags and QUIT EATIN'
Mike's got the type of Situation that MTV couldn't control for 6 seasons
there's two mics on NC now, but truth is ya both are garbage
The only dynamic Mikes we've seen are being used by touring artists
Mike Wrecka? with a name like that, u must be paying homage
cause you're either a white dude inspired by 8 Mile or Malibu's Most Wanted
you're outta shape, outta breath, ur diet should be modified
i'd propose a six pack challenge but it'd mean you're automatically disqualified

16. im bored

[Allen Knight]

Mike wrecka verse

a lot of people lie and falsely claim to be black on this site,
but your such a disgrace to the race, that even Aero has finally admitted to being white/
our chick game is incomparable, everyday I check in and see whores, plural,
while every other weekend you check out sea horses at the aquarium with your Aunt Myrtle/
DLB is an internet gangster, so obviously fake when he writes his raps ,
that after I crush his lines, only Aesthetic will still say he is crack/
this guy wanted to go past the line limit, I said no and did the site a favor while making him annoyed,
that would have been a 24, even the most hardcore Jack Bauer fan would avoid/
remember when you wanted to have a mod battle , me vs you , league vs league,
the Art of Writing put the NBL on life support needing a respirator just to breathe/
good thing this isnt a pic battle, for an atheist like me that would be a big risk,
cause one look at this monkey looking ape gorilla ,would prove that evolution doesn't exist/
go ahead and mention how I write poems about sexing women, but that doesn't make me soft,
cause if YOU wrote about your love life, it would be a 64 line topical on jerking off/
bitch made faggot take a hint, no one here wants you to breathe,
you didn't lose your DLB password, we changed it so you would leave/

[Passenger]

upping for votes

[Clash]

Nothing

Vs.

Jerking off


Weak battle, lot of corny shit, stay up. Punchlines about dudes eyebrows and aunt myrtle, smh.

[Sicc]

Lol @ Malibu's most wanted, tho.

Vs

Topical jerking off.

Being liberal with the quotes here, a lot of failed attempts on both sides. Nothing really stood out, tbh. But I have too say Mike's attempts at dissing were just slightly better, I guess.

V/Mike

[RudeBoy]

Nothing

Vs.

Jerkoff

Weak battle, there were no real punches damn neither everything was statmentish imo, but mike got it the jerkoff line was eeeehhhh but was the best attempt throughout the battle

V/mike

[Sharp]

peeps ignore you, nobody's invested or interested in you
it's hard being a.bove t.he r.est when you aren't even the best in your crew



this guy wanted to go past the line limit, I said no and did the site a favor while making him annoyed,
that would have been a 24, even the most hardcore Jack Bauer fan would avoid/
go ahead and mention how I write poems about sexing women, but that doesn't make me soft,
cause if YOU wrote about your love life, it would be a 64 line topical on jerking off/



kind of disappointing tbh... verses were about on par, felt like DLB had much better wording and mike had somewhat better conceptd, but i thought mike hit a bit harder overall

v/mike