facebook is depressing.

[uh-oh]

i feel so lost in 2014

everyone is married with kids, and have had kids long enough to where now IM weird, for not knowing they cant come party and do blow and finger 20 year olds. like "nah i gotta take blahblah to wherever early in the am"

i can't relate to anybody yo

its all literal gays, and people who have kids, and women and shit

whatever happened to being fucking AWESOME

if you can't party cuz your girl is trippin, kill that bitch wtf

oh you can't go half on an 8ball cuz you got your girls nails done. wtf are you doing with your life.

your bitch looked good in tenth grade but now shes fat with sloppers.

im disappointed in humans yo

whatever happened to just sexing a slut who you know is only after your drugs, just to put an amazing memory in your head to jerk off to for the next few months

[Passenger]

find new friends

finger their barely legal sisters

problem solved

[dull boy]

Posting this on Facebook. My friends and family will enjoy the laugh.

[Certain]

I've stopped using Facebook for anything but work. But you're 24. Anyone your age who is married is going to be divorced in three years. Be happy you're not them.

[Ghost1]

Never had a FB

Cuz im an adult.

My beard is rugged.

I eat steaks & lift weights.

And i have sex 1-2 times a month with filthy creatures i would not entertain during hours the sun is out.

[Sick]

PEER PRESSURE

[Sick]

Lmao @ 24 and not married



Indian daughters get in on at 17


Shame on you DJ beard

[Bender]

Never had a FB

Cuz im an adult.

My beard is rugged.

I eat steaks & lift weights.

And i have sex 1-2 times a month with filthy creatures i would not entertain during hours the sun is out.

I could double the amount of sex your are having by you making your own FB page.....

[Bender]

Dude think about it , you could be sexing 2-4 times a month !! All you gotta do is LIKE a few DUCK LIPS and next thing you know you are making out in a Mickey D's parking lot with that fat girl from High School.....Tickling her pushed up bra titays with your Man BEARD.

[Ghost1]

Not worth it.

[Ghost1]

Tho i will fuck sum fat bitches DOE. I am not particular.

[Sicc]

Fat bitches could suck a mean dick. This one thick chick, not even fat, man... I felt like she was sucking the skin off my dick. Hurt so good, tho. Never fucked a fat bitch. Don't think I could, tho. I should try. Weekend goal.

This weekend goal:

Fuck a fat brawd.

[Ghost1]

I cant go whaling with u this weekend....but i hope u catch sumthin big bro!

[Bender]

I cant go whaling with u this weekend....but i hope u catch sumthin big bro!

Herpes

[Sicc]

Lmao @ Whaling.

[Certain]

Don't think I could, tho.

Would your pedophile uncle being in the room help?

[Batty]

Facebook is the most tempting stage ever created for attention whores.

[Lars]

And i have sex 1-2 times a month

wowzers

i guess sometimes a lot of truth is said in jest

bags still beating up more than Fig and certain, but he still only getting in a month what your boy is in a week minimum


bet

[tyler]

Trust me bud there are always slutty girls that do drugs out there at every age.. I've never went into a bar without seeing or meeting or fucking one

[Swerve]

Durden fucks in the bar.

G status confirmed.

[Lars]

lmao he in the club gettin pussy like a true NCG

aint tyler durden the one fucked with that cougar though?

been a long time, didnt realise he/she was back

[tyler]

That was sooo long ago I was like 18 or 19 few years back

[Lars]

lmao what happened?

full story plz

[tyler]

Fuck that lol I told it already. I'm sure there's some weirdo on here that remembers my life as good as I do

[Ghost1]

I was getting ready to tell the cougar/seven eleven debacle but then tyler said im a loser for remembering it :/

Man


I have a brain. I remember things that i have read in the past. FUCK ME THO RIGHT!?!?

NO


FUCK U TYLER




Ps

Im not showin for nbl. My bad.

[Destroyer]

rofl

[Allen Knight]

I was getting ready to tell the cougar/seven eleven debacle but then tyler said im a loser for remembering it :/

Man


I have a brain. I remember things that i have read in the past. FUCK ME THO RIGHT!?!?

NO


FUCK U TYLER




Ps

Im not showin for nbl. My bad.


U better u son of a bitch

[Swerve]

I'll take Bags spot.


It'll be a change since someone talented is writing verses in his place.

[tyler]

Haha Idc