some British guy just hit me in the face with a pen

[Destroyer]

hahahha
this fucking Limey comes in the store talking about how customer care told him he could come in and get a laptop stick
I'm like we don't have laptop sticks
dude gets all irate like well customer care told me you did
I'm like well, sorry, they told you wrong
dude starts mumbling under his breath about how there's one deal for Americans and another for foreigners
I straight up just laughed at dude and was like, you got it bro, all I have left are American laptop sticks and we're all out of British ones
dude throws a pen at my face and runs out
wtf?

[StarFaggot]

lol but you should've saved this thread for later. I'm on fire

[Geno]

thats great stuff

[Zen]

Fuck him and his pen.

[Allen Knight]

Lmaoooo des hates foreigners

[Diode]

fuck yo pennnn nyyyucckkaaaaa

ps

was it lars

[Sicc]

I would have sold him something else nigga. You not a real salesmen. You get commission?

[Destroyer]

I tried
we'd moved past that

[Chyeahhh!!!]

just hang in there. You retire next year right?

[Destroyer]

yep, u hit that right on the.... something.....

[StarFaggot]

just hang in there. You retire next year right?

Lol'ed

[Chyeahhh!!!]

bet you it was an AARP pen......

[StarFaggot]

bet you it was an AARP pen......

Unrofl

[Sicc]

I tried
we'd moved past that

Moved past what? Commission.

A true salesmen can sell a opened packet of ketchup to a women in white gloves.

I remember my young retail days. All I cared about was my commission check, lol. I would scam the fuck out of idiots, made them feel like it was a deal of a life time.

[Destroyer]

yeah, I hear you.
but sometimes, when the person is a real dick, I prefer to fuck with them versus make the 10-12 in commission I could have made

[Sicc]

Lol, word. I've done that on several occasions, as well

[fresh]

Moved past what? Commission.

A true salesmen can sell a opened packet of ketchup to a women in white gloves.

I remember my young retail days. All I cared about was my commission check, lol. I would scam the fuck out of idiots, made them feel like it was a deal of a life time.

what did u sell?

[fresh]

hahahha
this fucking Limey comes in the store talking about how customer care told him he could come in and get a laptop stick
I'm like we don't have laptop sticks
dude gets all irate like well customer care told me you did
I'm like well, sorry, they told you wrong
dude starts mumbling under his breath about how there's one deal for Americans and another for foreigners
I straight up just laughed at dude and was like, you got it bro, all I have left are American laptop sticks and we're all out of British ones
dude throws a pen at my face and runs out
wtf?

this story is great lmao

did you yell at him or chase him or sumshit?

[Sicc]

Drugs. Lol, nah.


Worked in all kinds of retail, bruh.

[fresh]

Drugs. Lol, nah.


Worked in all kinds of retail, bruh.

i sell construction lasers and total station and theodolites n shit. i get 3% comission on sales

[Sicc]

Only time I ever got 3%, was probably with in my 1st week of employment. Then smashed the tops salesmen in every company I worked for, they bumped my shit from 5 - 7%. Eventually they got tired of me raping the company so they tried to promote me and make me salary and shit so they didn't have to payout in commission anymore, lol.

[fresh]

Only time I ever got 3%, was probably with in my 1st week of employment. Then smashed the tops salesmen in every company I worked for, they bumped my shit from 5 - 7%. Eventually they got tired of me raping the company so they tried to promote me and make me salary and shit so they didn't have to payout in commission anymore, lol.

i get salary and commission

[Sicc]

I know.

They wanted to pay me in FULL salary as the Sales Manager. There for the extra money I made in commission, in most cases was like up to $7,500 a month (REALLY Good month) would come to an end.

[Lars]

fuck yo pennnn nyyyucckkaaaaa

ps

was it lars

lmao I showed up for a confrontation at this pussies workplace and all he left with was the same biro I wrote his latest NBL loss with before he signed out like a faggot

AGAIN

[fresh]

I know.

They wanted to pay me in FULL salary as the Sales Manager. There for the extra money I made in commission, in most cases was like up to $7,500 a month (REALLY Good month) would come to an end.

ahh got u. cheap fucks. u should get promoted for being top salesman not demoted SMH TBH OMG

[Just C]

hahahha
this fucking Limey comes in the store talking about how customer care told him he could come in and get a laptop stick
I'm like we don't have laptop sticks
dude gets all irate like well customer care told me you did
I'm like well, sorry, they told you wrong
dude starts mumbling under his breath about how there's one deal for Americans and another for foreigners
I straight up just laughed at dude and was like, you got it bro, all I have left are American laptop sticks and we're all out of British ones
dude throws a pen at my face and runs out
wtf?

You're lucky I didn't stab you with it.

[Ghost1]

Lmao

[Hush]

So Strikta has aids?

[Destroyer]

The more I replay the situation in my head the happier that I am that I didn't fucking just hit this dude in the face
because throwing pens at my face means you're putting my eyes in danger

[Passenger]

damn communists

[Sicc]

So Strikta has aids?

H I V.

[anime_boners]

lars owned your irl