LMFAO I'M HIGH AS FUCK LIKE A BAWSE AT WORK, LET'S PLAY A GAME!!!!

[Lars]

WOULD YOU RATHER?

First question: would you rather have a pussy on your forehead like a unicorn, or a row of dicks down your back like a stegosaurus?

roflzzz

[veritas]

Dick back

[...the Nagger]

dick back obv

Why would u want a vagina

[fresh]

lmao
Dick back

[Rawn MD]

My hands make me a tyranosauras


But i cant make a bed for sht

Lesobo dino is a likolotapus
Gay dino is megasauras

[Lars]

lmaoaoaoaoao okay okay i didn't make the op clear

the pussy on your forehead about... the size of the top of a coke bottle?... i'm improvising here

only really noticeable at lets say, 10 yards

but noticeable enough that you would be questioned about it by any chick you encounter EVER!

the yoghurt slingers on your back are all erect and at least 9" in length, 3/4" in girth

you're a walking masterbatedon here

a giant jizzosaurus spine of erectile roflzzz

which one do you choose now?!

[mimic]

If I chose the vagina head would that open the doors to dating lesbians? I need answers here

[Sicc]

lmaoaoaoaoao okay okay i didn't make the op clear

the pussy on your forehead about... the size of the top of a coke bottle?... i'm improvising here

only really noticeable at lets say, 10 yards

but noticeable enough that you would be questioned about it by any chick you encounter EVER!

the yoghurt slingers on your back are all erect and at least 9" in length, 3/4" in girth

you're a walking masterbatedon here

a giant jizzosaurus spine of erectile roflzzz

which one do you choose now?!

Dead @ the bold, WTF.

[Lars]

If I chose the vagina head would that open the doors to dating lesbians? I need answers here

lmao i think we can safely assume you being a lying white crumpet eating britfag with wooden teeth who pretended to be a chris brown backing dancer to impress a forum full of other guys pretty much shut that potential door in your faggoty faggot face already faggot

roflzzz

[Lars]

lmao p.s how's your grandad?

[SiK]

Lars is still a giant faggot. Good to see

[veritas]

Dick back ftw. Chicks would love me.

[Sicc]

SiK

Are you from Metaphorical Siccness. From way back in the day, bro?

[mimic]

lmao p.s how's your grandad?

Wow you seriously going there?

[SiK]

Yeah thats probably me

[Sicc]

Word. I remember hating your name, bro. I was "Sicc"

[SiK]

Ahhh. I remember. Slightly

[Sicc]

Word. I was going to go back to Sicc, but saw your name, lol. Said, fuck it. Nevermind.

[Lars]

Wow you seriously going there?

lmao fuck you gonna do? you softer than the damn material on those cossacks i wear pussy

my hat game built out of the hearts of feather soft faggots like you

type of lame faggot to no show his own g pops funeral and shit

either that or you got a disco ball twirling at the wake & give the fam a 'Run It' dance routine while blacked up as a Chris Brown back-up dancer you pathetic virgin toothpick

you literally look like Charlie Brown come to life, only with acne and in a cheap tracksuit

your favourite film prolly "Dude, Where's My Grandad?"


roflzzz

[THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

lmao fuck you gonna do? you softer than the damn material on those cossacks i wear pussy

my hat game built out of the hearts of feather soft faggots like you

type of lame faggot to no show his own g pops funeral and shit

either that or you got a disco ball twirling at the wake & give the fam a 'Run It' dance routine while blacked up as a Chris Brown back-up dancer you pathetic virgin toothpick

you literally look like Charlie Brown come to life, only with acne and in a cheap tracksuit

your favourite film prolly "Dude, Where's My Grandad?"


roflzzz



..............

[Sicc]

Brutal
mimic - This is why you don't speak your RL GOVT. on rap battle forums.

Are you one of the .MIMIC from, RB? I know like 10 Mimics, tho. Lol

[Allen Knight]

Word. I was going to go back to Sicc, but saw your name, lol. Said, fuck it. Nevermind.

Stop changing ur name or ill ken fireball uppcut

[StarFaggot]

That's whatsup Lars!

Get high like a bawse then get reprimanded for showing up to work late like a subordinate employee.

Do it big

[mimic]

Brutal
mimic - This is why you don't speak your RL GOVT. on rap battle forums.

Are you one of the .MIMIC from, RB? I know like 10 Mimics, tho. Lol

It don't phase me my dude. Baron is a bigger faggot than anyone here knows lol. Thing is he lives half hour from me in scumville so I already feel sorry for him. And yes I am bro

[Sicc]

Lmao Allen Knight

And oh, iight mimic

[Lars]

lmao god made “Mimic Dan” and “wished was black” “missing Gramps is a cancer riddled fag” rhyme because even he doesn’t give a shit about yours or your g.pops pathetic existence on this planet and the worlds a better place for relieving the human race of your bloodline one pussy at a time

[Sicc]

OH, that's mimic Dan? The guy that always wants too battle via Tiny Chat? Lol

[Sick]

lmao I think it's time for billy 12's return

ROFLZZZ

[Hush]

If I had a dick back I would literally be rolling in pussy

[Hush]

It don't phase me my dude. Baron is a bigger faggot than anyone here knows lol. Thing is he lives half hour from me in scumville so I already feel sorry for him. And yes I am bro

Lmaoooooo


Baron living in squalor ?


Cot dayum

[Objective]

With the stipulations you've put forth I choose the vagina with the size of a coca cola bottle cap. Seems easier to hide with a fitted cap, extra gel in my hair to make sure it isn't visible or something. The back with erected dicks would definitely not be a good look at the beach etc., not to mention I have a feeling it would need a lot of blood so falling unconscious would probably prove to be a common problem.

Would you rather fuck 50 extremely obese women with a serious lack of hygiene for at least 20 minutes each or 5 good looking ones with random STD's for the same ammount of time without protection?

[Lars]

lmao hiphop and struggle go hand in hand like you and your 18 other siblings beneath the border faggot

roflzzz

[Destroyer]

objective, is HIV one of the possible diseases?
no strikta

[Objective]

objective, is HIV one of the possible diseases?

Yeah, definitely.

[Destroyer]

then the fattys

[Lars]

lmao yeah i aint tryna get no Strikdick

plus aint nothing wrong with a little chubby love

i been handled worse

[Sicc]

H I V will be forever ALIAS'd on NC as Strikta. That's harsh, tho.

[Destroyer]

he did that to himself tho

[Sick]

Gone Objective talking biology and shit


Rawn mcfagg0t to thread

[mimic]

Lmaoooooo


Baron living in squalor ?


Cot dayum

It's worse than that... He's engaged to a Seahawk...





















http://i59.tinypic.com/2lu89w0.png


























http://i59.tinypic.com/10nutlx.jpg

[Lars]

LMFAO WYR HAVE SEX WITH A MAN THAT WAS BORN AS A WOMAN, OR A WOMAN THAT WAS BORN A MAN THOUGH? LIKE FOR REAL

DATSHITCRAY

[Lars]

lmao mimic in here trying to throw retaliation shots when he cried more over Chris brown getting cut to his chin in that club by Drake than he even did as his lifeless grandfathers sorry corpse was lowered into the funeral pyre

roflzzz

foreveralone.jpg

[anime_boners]

Vagina on my head + karate kid headband 4 lyfe

plus on the sneak tip I could finger my own brain

obligatory mind-fuck pun

[Sick]

lmao though I'm cool with Eng but don't you deal with corpses daily Lars?

[mimic]

I don't really need to say anything else.. I mean the faggotry here just hurts my eyes..

http://i62.tinypic.com/2lnfnl5.png

[Lars]

lmao whats unfunny, empty and cold?

not Mimic's sad attempts to highlight i've a fiance

but his grandads urn that used to hold his ashes and the thought he'll never be with you again.


foreveralone.jpg

[Sick]

I don't really need to say anything else.. I mean the faggotry here just hurts my eyes..

http://i62.tinypic.com/2lnfnl5.png

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo0o0o0o



please tell me you weren't serious Dawg

[Destroyer]

rofllllz@ all the lonely dudes trying to turn getting pussy into a flaw

[mimic]

rofllllz@ all the lonely dudes trying to turn getting pussy into a flaw

It's not a flaw if she don't peck and live off chicken feed bro

[Destroyer]

post ur girl's pic then

[Rawn MD]

i was summoned

[mimic]

Lars why does your fiancee resemble a character in Chicken Run though

[Lars]

lmao why your grandfather look like he got a silent role in "Time Of Death" faggot?


roflzzz

[mimic]

lmaooo

20 likes and I'll post a pic of my girl....



...wait


faggot

'roflzzz'

[Sicc]

v/mimic - His angle here is far more superior.

[Sick]

This 4 foot midget with the eyebrow density of an Amazonian forest Lars getting ethered as fuck right now


Gone @ 20likes and I'll propose



I hope your first born sees that post when they're old enough to read at the age of 21 and commits suicide due to the overwhelming lvls of fagg0try


roflzzz

[Destroyer]

http://i.imgur.com/fCcfND8l.jpg
here's my girl
say somethin, hoard

[mimic]

She don't look like a seahawk crossbred with an anteater though

[Destroyer]

no, but her technique is flawed

[Allen Knight]

http://i.imgur.com/fCcfND8l.jpg
here's my girl
say somethin, hoard

http://images.tcj.com/2012/10/muppets-sam-the-eagle-1982-590x350.jpg

Des lookin like sam the eagle

[Sicc]

Lmao

[Sick]

http://i.imgur.com/fCcfND8l.jpg
here's my girl
say somethin, hoard

I take back all the negative shit I said about your abortion


But your girl looks half your age



She's cute tho

[Sicc]

Wait, what?


That's Des in that picture?

[Sick]

Obv

[Sicc]

Oh. I thought it was just some random picture found off google. I didn't read the comments, my bad.

[Destroyer]

lol. she is younger than me...

[Sicc]

How much younger? She looks like Katie Holmes, tbh.

[Lars]

lmao strikta's sperm cells up there clowning Mimic Snr in netcees heaven right now for conceiving the faggot who wasted an orgasm giving birth to that lame

roflzzz

[Destroyer]

11 years younger

[Passenger]

im sorry for all the hate i've given u destro

she looks good, props

[Sicc]

11 years, damn bro. How old are you? 40 and shit? Lol

[anime_boners]

http://images.tcj.com/2012/10/muppets-sam-the-eagle-1982-590x350.jpg

Des lookin like sam the eagle

gone

ya'll look like a fun lovin' couple though :3

[Sick]

Uncle Des hitting that prime 20 something punani


Props Destroyer

[mimic]

lmao strikta's sperm cells up there clowning Mimic Snr in netcees heaven right now for conceiving the faggot who wasted an orgasm giving birth to that lame

roflzzz

Keep your beak out of it... #PunIntended

[Lars]

lmao what hurts more, knowing you invented a story about one of your closest relatives dying to avoid seeing me in person at a hiphop event or that your breath controls as bad as I hope your grandfathers was on his death bed you scrawny lying biting faggot?

[Lars]

lmao on a scale of 1 to your gramps coffin

which had spread further, my girls nose or the cancerous cells attacking Mimic Snr's vital organs before slowly consuming his sorry life?

[THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

Obv

..............

[mimic]

LOL @ posting a status asking for a certain amount of Facebook likes in order to propose

LOL @ your girlfriends seventh-wonder of the world Grand Canyon nose

LOL @ your clubbed thumb body figure

LOL @ actually thinking I was "scared" to meet you in real life.. I see AT LEAST one of you every year at a Santa's Grotto in the shopping center

I can keep spewing these facts while you fluently decide to babble about the same thing over & over you chunky monkey, youuu

[Sicc]

You 2 should fist fight, youtube it and post it on NC. You do live close to one another, no?

I heard Lars is bout that Life, hahaha.

[mimic]

You 2 should fist fight, youtube it and post it on NC. You do live close to one another, no?

I heard Lars is bout that Life, hahaha.

This is a true story... Lars acted like he was a gangster and posted on NCs that he robbed a money vault and beat someone up for it... I called him up via phone and he started bitching out and sounded like he was about to cry...

TRUE STORY. No fabrication. 100% real. Signing out.

[veritas]

This is a true story... Lars acted like he was a gangster and posted on NCs that he robbed a money vault and beat someone up for it... I called him up via phone and he started bitching out and sounded like he was about to cry...

TRUE STORY. No fabrication. 100% real. Signing out.

Sounds legit.

[mimic]

Lars confirm or deny that I called you about this incident

[veritas]

Lars

[Lars]

lmao I aint ever posted a single thing here that was a falsehood, i'm real as it gets

you rang me up while I was at my day job withholding your number like a giggling teenager and trying to pretend you were about that life

i told you straight up to come meet me if you had a problem you wanted resolving and I'd knock you the fuck out even though you were playing anonypuss refusing to say who you were or where and dodging like a faggot bitch

anything else is a lie

you on the other hand look and sound the type to play that 'hey baron, what's up, it's mimic from netcees bro!" friendly shit when I finally catch up to you outside of here

the fact is, I set you up with a battle down here purely to take your jaw off had you the balls to turn up and say what you're quick to type on here. you no-showed, were too shook to answer my calls when I rang then sent me a handful of apologetic text messages on some fictitious "my grandad just died today" bullshit

if I'm such a puss you know my number, you know where I live, come check my credentials faggot

[veritas]

Legit retort

[Sicc]

v/Lars




This shit getting interesting. Fight/Youtube/Make Thread on NC <-- In that order.

[mimic]

lmao I aint ever posted a single thing here that was a falsehood, i'm real as it gets

you rang me up while I was at my day job withholding your number like a giggling teenager and trying to pretend you were about that life

i told you straight up to come meet me if you had a problem you wanted resolving and I'd knock you the fuck out even though you were playing anonypuss refusing to say who you were or where and dodging like a faggot bitch

anything else is a lie

you on the other hand look and sound the type to play that 'hey baron, what's up, it's mimic from netcees bro!" friendly shit when I finally catch up to you outside of here

the fact is, I set you up with a battle down here purely to take your jaw off had you the balls to turn up and say what you're quick to type on here. you no-showed, were too shook to answer my calls when I rang then sent me a handful of apologetic text messages on some fictitious "my grandad just died today" bullshit

if I'm such a puss you know my number, you know where I live, come check my credentials faggot

LMAOO why feel the need to lie on a rap forum?

Baron don't act like you're some huge, gigantic Kimbo Slice guy when It's a KNOWN fact you look like a clubbed thumb. I have yet to see ANY evidence of what you claim and I'm speaking for everybody else that you've ever spoke bullshit too. You say you're about that life and make out Wolverhampton is rough as shit yet your city doesn't even show up on the Crime Statistics lmaoo.

Baron also if that was your "evil" plan for me to get down there so you can "break-my-jaw-off" then I did you a favor lmao.. I can put money on it you would end up worse.

All those lies you tell OBVIOUSLY reflect back on your girlfriends nose. 24 meters worth of lies, bro.. not cool.

[veritas]

Mimic waxing strong....

[Sicc]

Damn, mimic just came back with the only ether.

[Lars]

lmao i'll ignore the fact you completely ducked me saying if you feeling brave, come see me

weren't you the one earlier in this thread had Hush egging you on after commenting I lived in squalor?

word.

5th worst city in the world at the end of 2009:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239478/Wolverhampton-named-fifth-WORST-city-planet.html

bbc link for those disbelieving:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8435823.stm

[Hush]

It's worse than that... He's engaged to a Seahawk...









Oh fuck me











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http://i59.tinypic.com/10nutlx.jpg

[mimic]

lmao i'll ignore the fact you completely ducked me saying if you feeling brave, come see me

weren't you the one earlier in this thread had Hush egging you on after commenting I lived in squalor?

word.

5th worst city in the world at the end of 2009:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239478/Wolverhampton-named-fifth-WORST-city-planet.html

bbc link for those disbelieving:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8435823.stm

lmao!

2009 faggot you're reaching right about now lmaoroflz


For all those that think Baron knows what he's talking about... He lives In Wolverhampton.. I live in Leicester...

Let's compare the actual results...


http://i58.tinypic.com/bgqk9g.png

[Hush]

No one cares about charts faggo



Jiminy Christmas tho at some of this ether

[Lars]

lmao how does ANYONE who actually about what they proclaim to be know where to find police figures online for the crime rate in the place they live?

fuck outta here you lying gay black backup dancing wannabe faggot

[Sicc]

Lmao - niGGas breaking it down to science now.

[mimic]

lmao how does ANYONE who actually about what they proclaim to be know where to find police figures online for the crime rate in the place they live?

fuck outta here you lying gay black backup dancing wannabe faggot

Your girls yellow teeth ethered my eyes more than you did in this thread tbh.. looking like she added a sepia tone effect on her mouth











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http://i62.tinypic.com/eiqxps.png









http://img.pandawhale.com/post-30459-Chris-Rock-HUH-WTF-gif-WHAT-TH-oNcJ.gif

[Sicc]

Damn.




niGGas man tit hairs are about to strangle him, tho. That is all. Continue on.

[veritas]

Dead

[Lars]

lmao didn't this lame have such a problem with white things that he made up a fictious profile here pretending to be a gay back up dancer for chris brown though?

hoard so soft body I wouldn't even punch him, I'd let my girl windmill this pussy into roflblivion so he could reminisce with his dead gramps and discuss how high the crime rate was in Leicester through the use of graphs and diagrams

roflzzz

[mimic]

lmao didn't this lame have such a problem with white things that he made up a fictious profile here pretending to be a gay back up dancer for chris brown though?

hoard so soft body I wouldn't even punch him, I'd let my girl windmill this pussy into roflblivion so he could reminisce with his dead gramps

If she uses her nose to hit me then I'll be out of hitting-back range so the probability of me falling would be high...

fuck...she'd need to visit a cattle market if she ever wanted that nose pierced

[Hush]

That's his sister tho right?


They look dead ass alike

[mimic]

That's his sister tho right?


They look dead ass alike

Nope. It is his fiancee'



I think this may be HER sister though..

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/nose1.jpg

Both look so similar

[Sick]

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31400000/witch-the-witch-from-snow-white-31444288-432-346.jpg

[Lars]

If she uses her nose to hit me then I'll be out of hitting-back range so the probability of me falling would be high...

fuck...she'd need to visit a cattle market if she ever wanted that nose pierced

lmao a meet up would require you answering the phone like a fucking man and committing to a place and time to back up you were about what you say

which history tells us you're incapable of doing you ole Hey Arnold snorting down the phone like a school girl ass faggot

[veritas]

Lars seems frazzled...interesting.

[mimic]

lmao a meet up would require you answering the phone like a fucking man and committing to a place and time to back up you were about what you say

which history tells us you're incapable of doing you ole Hey Arnold snorting down the phone like a school girl ass faggot

roflzz why u mad bro?

I would be too though if my girls nose was enough to make Fievel go east

[Sicc]

Someones vexed.

[Chaos]

lmao as much as I hate to play captain save a bro this is how mimic actually sounds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7VXCJYmzgA

pussy has the voice of a 12 year old miley cyrus yet posed on NC.1 as a gay black backing dancer

he took the vid down immediately after posting here

how much 'crime' really is there in sesame street for this faggot to have seen, really?

lars big bird looking girl would stamp the fuck out this gonzo sounding pussy

[Hush]

Now mimic in here posting photoshops


This shit stupid

[Hush]

lmao as much as I hate to play captain save a bro this is how mimic actually sounds:

http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=siQDeJL2YOk

pussy has the voice of a 12 year old miley cyrus yet posed on NC.1 as a gay black backing dancer

U my nigga


Don't do that

[Hush]

Nope. It is his fiancee'



I think this may be HER sister though..

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/nose1.jpg

Both look so similar

I mean dead ass how this weirdo mimic gonna post this blatant photoshop in here an niggas playing it off like actually human beings look like this

[Chaos]

great URL to that pic

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/nose1.jpg


seems legit

[mimic]

never said that was the pic of his girlfriend.. I said it looks like her sister..

Chaos dick surfing

[Hush]

It just makes me think u photoshopped the pic of the other chick too

[mimic]

It just makes me think u photoshopped the pic of the other chick too

Which picture do you speak of?

[Allen Knight]

nah mimic had to edit that pic of barons girl her features dont look realistic

[mimic]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201694805075734&set=pb.1348205142.-2207520000.1394223323.&type=3&theater

and.. I also found..

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202916546418504&set=pb.1348205142.-2207520000.1394223311.&type=3&theater
Hush Allen Knight

[Sicc]

Damn

[StarFaggot]

Thread has great potential.

[Sicc]

niGGa aired out his facebook. Wild.

[Lars]

lmao my facebook been public, aint nobody got anything to hide here

this the real face behind the keyboard though? ahahahaha

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/C3jvg_BCUAc/maxresdefault.jpg

that bitch with the deformed nose you posing up look like she could genuinely be dudes first cousin

faggot look like homie off of Scrubs only no self respecting black person would associate themselves with you ahahaha

this faggot asks hair stylist for 'the something about mary' look

this lame faggot posing for pictures with arms across his chest like he still clinging to the ghost of Christmas gramps since his passing

lmao looking like he got an upgrade from moms basement to moms skylite

ahahahaha frailbody talking about facial features like that mole on his lip aint got a mole on its lip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQrEhDJ00HQ&list=UUtqBaMGXdFqc4G6AUL6rfUg

faggots hair looks like it was cut in exact proportions to the crime graph in Leicester he tried to pull up earlier in the thread ahahahhaa

the interweb never ceases to amaze me, it turns the whitest basement dwelling pussies into the blackest gay backing dancers known to man

roflzzz

[Sicc]

Nigga got the Bert and Earnie eye brows, tho. Hahaha...

[Lars]

FUCKING GONE AHAHAHAHHAHAHA


http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/C3jvg_BCUAc/maxresdefault.jpg


http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120609152514/scrubs/images/a/a8/My_New_Coat.jpg

[Lars]

lmao would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for a year or join in once and make it stop?

[mimic]

http://i62.tinypic.com/35au55d.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/35au55d.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/35au55d.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/35au55d.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/35au55d.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/35au55d.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/35au55d.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/35au55d.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/35au55d.png

[Sicc]

Lol @ this still going on, tho. Word. Just meet up and fight, youtube it and make the thread on NC.

[Geno]

Lmfao. Good shit in here Lars

Dickback. But the only thing interesting bout the head hole is being able to see wtf makes women go so crazy when they get off.. iono bout y'all.. but I've been the cause of some severe orgasms. And I would honesyl y like to experience the sensation that they feel. Seems like they get off eaaaayyyy better then we do. No homo and would never sex change of course.. but who feels me on this?

[Geno]

Haha.. the parents shit is fucked tho man.. wtfuckk