Rudeboy 2-0 vs Bender 4-1 - BENDER WINS

[Allen Knight]

NBL Season 7
Week 15

Due FRIDAY, March 14th

Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 16 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

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RudeBoy Bender

[RudeBoy]

Here. 10

[Bender]

here

[Bender]

He brings nothing to the table and must’ve forgotten his manners
So if he’s throwing elbows up, it’s just to get a better position over his platter
And if Rude Boy is Jamaican then I’m a Blood Clot
Making his girlfriend have a Stroke…up and down on my fuckin’ cock
When it comes to dropping down to your knees, you’re obviously weak
Because Boy Blew worse than the kid who fell asleep instead of watching the sheep
Hello Clarice….I’m like the Hannibal Lector of sex and it’s nothing but thrills
You just stand over holes with your dick tucked between your legs like Buffalo Bill
I was gonna no show but then I thought about what’s worse
Me losing or you going 3-0 without posting one verse

[RudeBoy]

Worldstar bitchs u lookin at hard, white boy a girl at heart, fuckin mark
Pussys such a no go only wiff of black ass he got, was a chief keef fart
Leave ya body in the park, the only way ull be live on TV, fuck the hype
Jimmy fallon all attempt 2 be fresh,hint y they both login on the late night
Think u good? right, plz kid has no fight, u aint demolish shit
Never known 2 be a destroyer! But hes beating u in a thread before this
Funny twist, called u white ealier its tru, nothing I overlooked or miss
Couldnt show 4 weeks the way a nika stripped u of ur dignity like a bitch
Fuck this shit, u poor fagot this quick key will hit harder than a rocket
While Im in real life fuckin dimes pieces, thats just real life in ur pocket

[Sharp]

He brings nothing to the table and must’ve forgotten his manners
So if he’s throwing elbows up, it’s just to get a better position over his platter
ok
And if Rude Boy is Jamaican then I’m a Blood Clot
Making his girlfriend have a Stroke…up and down on my fuckin’ cock
eh
When it comes to dropping down to your knees, you’re obviously weak
Because Boy Blew worse than the kid who fell asleep instead of watching the sheep
cool
Hello Clarice….I’m like the Hannibal Lector of sex and it’s nothing but thrills
You just stand over holes with your dick tucked between your legs like Buffalo Bill
not feeling haha
I was gonna no show but then I thought about what’s worse
Me losing or you going 3-0 without posting one verse
just a statement


Worldstar bitchs u lookin at hard, white boy a girl at heart, fuckin mark
Pussys such a no go only wiff of black ass he got, was a chief keef fart
okish
Leave ya body in the park, the only way ull be live on TV, fuck the hype
Jimmy fallon all attempt 2 be fresh,hint y they both login on the late night
flip barely works but its a nice thought
Think u good? right, plz kid has no fight, u aint demolish shit
Never known 2 be a destroyer! But hes beating u in a thread before this
done to death
Funny twist, called u white ealier its tru, nothing I overlooked or miss
Couldnt show 4 weeks the way a nika stripped u of ur dignity like a bitch
statementy, didnt realyl hit
Fuck this shit, u poor fagot this quick key will hit harder than a rocket
While Im in real life fuckin dimes pieces, thats just real life in ur pocket
again kinda done



ok battle, thought bender did better with basically the boy blue line

v/bender

[KwaL!ty]

Bender had his opener


Vs

Rude had his opener



So it comes down to better misses and concepts. Which I would have to give to bend he just failed at connectingn properly and making the bar have impact.



Vote bend

[Clash]

And if Rude Boy is Jamaican then I’m a Blood Clot
Making his girlfriend have a Stroke…up and down on my fuckin’ cock
I was gonna no show but then I thought about what’s worse
Me losing or you going 3-0 without posting one verse

Vs

Nothing



Damn close battle, shit only complaint I got is, rudeboy need to work on his choppy ass lines, flow my nigga Flo


Mvgt bend

[Destroyer]

this battle was eh
bender's opener was decent, then he fell off
wasn't feeling much at all from rude boy
concepts are there kinda, just need to execute better


v/bender

[Tic]

Bender had the opener & Buffalo Bill (lol). I didn't really like anything RudeBoy had. Like Floss said, your lines are pretty choppy. It seems you actually need to ADD some words to make them flow better.

V/Bender

[Allen Knight]

Opener, boy blew

Vs

Opener


V/bender, this was close, rude has decent concepts but wording is off u need to make shit harsh.
Bender was decent seen him drop better but he did enough to win.
His verse was more consistent here

[Greed]

Buffalo bill

Vs

Nothing

V bender

Keystyles from both. Nothing legendary.

[Tettris]

Hello Clarice….I’m like the Hannibal Lector of sex and it’s nothing but thrills
You just stand over holes with your dick tucked between your legs like Buffalo Bill
I was gonna no show but then I thought about what’s worse
Me losing or you going 3-0 without posting one verse

vs

Fuck this shit, u poor fagot this quick key will hit harder than a rocket
While Im in real life fuckin dimes pieces, thats just real life in ur pocket

ehhh...both seemed rushed...Bender had a little better verse here

v/Bender

[KwaL!ty]

9-0 Bender