RND1 - Knuckhead's Grandparents vs Snoop's Grandparents KNUCKLEHEADS GRANDPARENT WINS

[Defiant]

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RND1 The Quick & The Dead II (The Masquerade)
Alias Tournament
10 Lines
No Biting/Swaying/Feeding ETC
Due Sunday 21st April 11.59EST
House Rules

[Defiant]

recieved snoops grandparents verse

[Defiant]

Knuckleheads grandparents verse -

You're both skinny as fuck. Prolly got AIDS...but who can blame ya
Sex for you two was like rubbing sticks together...it's no wonder Snoop's a flamer
The Grandpa goes after chicks...when he tries they lose a few tears
Trust me...Anne Frank wasn't the only girl to hide from you for two years
Plus that dude's an old fuck...Out of spite I'm diggin' in his spouse...
I'll have that bitch shave her twat...'til it looks like I'm fucking Hitler in the mouth (pause)
I wish you guys could've read this...I would've told you Snoop is a loser
Congrats! Your grandson wins text battles...Too bad you're too old to use a computer
Snoop, your grandparents died in squalor...should've tried to work more, dude
They were part'a the Nazi party...we threw one when they died in World War II

[Defiant]

Snoops grandparents verse -

lets forget the past, being friends with you two is easy,
ofcourse you could use our shower, step in, breath deeply/
the grandson that we produced is a source of national pride,
while the grandson you two produced, is a fag that you actually hide/
we got so many lines, they're guaranteed to cause trauma,
only lines these two got, is on their striped pajamas/
when you say your underground, its not cause of unpublicized rap tours,
its cause at the first sight of a german, you hide under the floor boards/
but us Krauts stay positive, so heres what I will do,
below this line, im gonna list the redeeming qualities of a jew/

[Split]

notsureifsrs

Snoops grandparents had an okay line in there, I am sure.

Knuckleheads grandparents were not much better but definitely connected more of all fronts. Better wording. A little corny. Doesn't matter, ethered

V/Knucks grandparents

[Sharp]

Flamer and Anne Frank were alright

V

Pajamas was a nice idea


Knucks grandparents were okay, but consistent enough to win pretty easily.

V/Knuckles grandparents

[Cereal_Killa]

Knuckles grand parents:

LMAO fucken Hitler in the mouth..

This was a smooth verse, tight bars, quirky, punchy a few lol moments.. Nice one..

Snoops grand parents:

Look straight up snoops grand parents are BOSS.. they be battle rapping and then taken your gold teeth for donations.. This was real tight..

i think there was one line i was a bit meh on but that's pretty dope..

Vote = Snoop's grand pappy's and obediant wife

[Fart]

Eh both went for some WW2 lines. I thought Knux's hit harder, as did his verse as a whole. Snoops had a couple good ideas but less connections imo.
V/Knux's granparents

[Vinny]

Knucks Grandparents

The Grandpa goes after chicks...when he tries they lose a few tears
Trust me...Anne Frank wasn't the only girl to hide from you for two years
Plus that dude's an old fuck...Out of spite I'm diggin' in his spouse...
I'll have that bitch shave her twat...'til it looks like I'm fucking Hitler in the mouth (pause)
I wish you guys could've read this...I would've told you Snoop is a loser
Congrats! Your grandson wins text battles...Too bad you're too old to use a computer
Snoop, your grandparents died in squalor...should've tried to work more, dude
They were part'a the Nazi party...we threw one when they died in World War II


vs

Sno0ps Grandparents

when you say your underground, its not cause of unpublicized rap tours,
its cause at the first sight of a german, you hide under the floor boards/


mv/ Knucks peeps

[IamBenT]

Knuck's - Funny, relevant, personal, and pretty dope.. I like the style too,easy to read.

Snoops - Wow some funny lines in here, the closer was nice, but the opener was not so great, but understated in an original way.

I think snoop's was more original but Knuck's was harder hitting.

Vote -Knuck's Grandparents

[Defiant]

5-1 knucks grandparents

Uppin

[Allen Knight]

You're both skinny as fuck. Prolly got AIDS...but who can blame ya
Sex for you two was like rubbing sticks together...it's no wonder Snoop's a flamer
The Grandpa goes after chicks...when he tries they lose a few tears
Trust me...Anne Frank wasn't the only girl to hide from you for two years

Vs

when you say your underground, its not cause of unpublicized rap tours,
its cause at the first sight of a german, you hide under the floor boards/


V/Knucklehead grandparents, snoops grandparents verse had some good
concepts but the wording came off weak tbh i think knucks grandparents took this by a little imo, cool battle