The netcee truth hour

[Fig]

Some of us spend a lot of time on nc upholding a persona of some sort

I'd like to take this time for the entire community to reveal things about themselves, their real selves, which they would usually abstain from revealing, for fear of scrutiny

I think we can all benefit from this

Ill start

phew.... ok, when I was in elementary school, I used to get boners in class and try to catch eye contact with other girls, all while flexing.my peener, in the hope that they would be impressed with the mysterious, flexing bulge concealed underneath my school uniform blue khakis

Ok you

[big baby]

shut the fuck up idiot yeah fig

[Chaos]

I dont see this going the way you want it to

[Rawn MD]

Everything I've said has been truthful

except I dont legally pratice medicine, however I have practiced medicine, have perfomed surgery, and have worked alongside of doctors.

In addition to diving with sharks, I have wrestled alligators.

I was a band 6 level employee with IBM before I was caught embezzling at which point I pled drug addiction, went to detox, was given a paid vacation and did not have to go to federal prison, only to be later given severence papers and laid off while incarcerated in jail for other charges.

[Ghost1]

Lol....idk why...bur for sum reason i read the ontroduction to ur reveal in the most sincere tone.....so when i read the first line i lold hard. Smh.

[Sicc]

What a fag. I think every dude's done that. As well as jerk off for the 1st time and act like they lost their virginity the next day and shit...

I didn't, tho.

[Fig]

shut the fuck up idiot yeah fig

I'll fuck you gross

[Fig]

What a fag. I think every dude's done that. As well as jerk off for the 1st time and act like they lost their virginity the next day and shit...

I didn't, tho.

Ill fuck you grossest

[uh-oh]

jerk off for the 1st time and act like they lost their virginity the next day and shit...

I didn't, tho.

lol what

[oats]

I don't remember my first kiss, and barely remember the first time I had sex, but I vividly remember the first time I jerked off.

[Just Write]

I don't remember my first kiss, and barely remember the first time I had sex, but I vividly remember the first time I jerked off.

I was 13, my older sisters friend kim mcgarrity, she was 17. She wanted the D. She was my first kiss, first bj, sex... the whole shabang. I'll never forget that ass.. but yea I remember the first peter pull too

[dull boy]

I am the realest human.

[Dope girl]

I agree with fig, speaking of upload we all should a mug shot contest.

[Dope girl]

btw netcees need's more best looking ladies like me.

[Paradigm]

its all downhill from here on out netcees

[Fig]

btw netcees need's more best looking ladies like me.

We need some dirty pics

Like you in the mud

[StarFaggot]

oats suggested a stock to me that took off. I made about $17,000 on that one trade.

[SiK]

Heres a secret. Dia is actually Bags

[Fig]

I'd believe it

[Destroyer]

ok so sometimes I get boxers names wrong

[Greed]

Allen Knight gets howards missles from his plug

[Allen Knight]

Allen Knight gets howards missles from his plug

The fuck u talkin' bout

[Fig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsQm_6I37ek&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Greed]

Howards are, howitzer

Forced af

[Allen Knight]

Ur retarded its how words are like dwight howard Lmfaaoo
U lost mr puss an boots lmao corney shit is that

[Destroyer]

you mean Dwight Howaville?

[Ghost1]

The champ of weed has spoken.

[Greed]

Why you said howard at all is the question. That was the hottest line too niggas was so impressed by the idea nobody saw it was wrong.

This why you not top teir.

[Allen Knight]

Why you said howard at all is the question. That was the hottest line too niggas was so impressed by the idea nobody saw it was wrong.

This why you not top teir.

First off I said it cuz he's on the rockets u dumb fuck dwight howard
Second u lost to a key verse I did in 15 min
3rd u didnt even get it shows how dumb an wack u are
4th u did a fuckin puss in boots line lmaoo
Nigga ur no teir u been trash foreverrr
Enjoy the loss

[Frank Metts]

My puppy just had her first period ....

Getting blood on your pants isn't as comedic as Superbad made it seem

[Fig]

My puppy just had her first period ....

Getting blood on your pants isn't as comedic as Superbad made it seem

Holy fuck this is a real thing I gotta be concerned about now?

[Frank Metts]

Yes, female dogs bleed from the doggina like twice a year for up to 3 weeks at a time


This bitch is getting fixed though, it looked like she was playing bingo on our kitchen floor

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I have gear that comes in the mail almost everyday. I think I have a problem

[Fig]

I open and close my foreskin to make my dick look like its talking

[oats]

Aero you the man, I made a a good chunk on it too. Btw I forgot about that pm you sent, I'll get back to you when I'm home later.

[Batty]

- I have had a Playboy Playmate on my couch before.

- I sold some of my art to the assistant art director of Fight Club.

- I was once lead singer in 2 different rock bands.

- I've had full blooded wolves as pets

- I've gotten a blow job while parked at Sonic

- I have an American flag that I had Hacksaw Jim Duggan sign for me

- Newsweek magazine has called me before to do an interview

- I stole a drink machine once

[Fig]

I used to hold my poop because it felt good

[veritas]

I am the realest human.

liar.

I am a character in a book

I am not a human

I have telepathy

I once took a dump on the side of my gf's best friend's house and wiped it with a p.e. shirt.


The blessing way.

[SiK]

Lmao Allen Knight you know better bro, dont waste your words on him

[Batty]

I used to hold my poop because it felt good

Real talk, this wigga that my homeboy Jason works with drives a train, he used to hold poops for long periods of time. He had to have surgery because of it. They had to remove parts of his intestine. Fucked him up

[Fig]

Real talk, this wigga that my homeboy Jason works with drives a train, he used to hold poops for long periods of time. He had to have surgery because of it. They had to remove parts of his intestine. Fucked him up

Batty you tease!

[Masaii]

I slept over at this girls house, woke up at 3am and painted her toilet brown then went back to her bed.

[Fig]

Why would you paint her toilet brown?

Thats fucking retarded, masaii

retarded

[Masaii]

my asshole released fecal matter in a garden hose manner. I couldnt hold it anymore.

LOL who was the guy who shit in his girlfriends bathtub? Oh Lawd. Bags was that an albert rhymstein or eddie story?

[Fig]

my asshole released fecal matter in a garden hose manner. I couldnt hold it anymore.

and what the FUCK does this have to do with you painting that poor girls toilet

[SiK]

Its been way over an hour


And Masaii you showing tomorrow. According to my screen you removed the pic

[Masaii]

Its been way over an hour


And Masaii you showing tomorrow. According to my screen you removed the pic

yeah, i thought id be inspired to try again...im not.

sorry.

[SiK]

You killing me. Aight well at least gimme the picture so I can post the verse I wrote

[Greed]

delivery w/ no concepts mean shit, ill burn this sucker
Idc howards are spit out ur mouth once i rockit w/ punches it turns to studders

Lollll i see it now i guess. rocket with punches. Howards. Its the " 's " that throws you off. Brilliantly misleading. The line is so poorly constructed you actually look for it to be something more, thinking it must be more complex then it really is.

This like a blue bayou line circa his 11th birthday tf.

Really I was mad cause what I THOUGHT you said was cold, and was just gonna give you a hard time for saying it wrong. That was a weak as fuck connecction tho.

Like.....If i knew you could make that vague of references..... id do it all the time

Slightly adjust the name so the sports reference is well spit
You know your bitch just lets me Humphrey, if you wanna watch I'll celtics

Ether. Should have said that obv.

[Greed]

Lmao Allen Knight you know better bro, dont waste your words on him

Cup the balls while your down there sucking dick ya bitch.

[Ghost1]

That celtics line was fire tho....

[SiK]

Cup the balls while your down there sucking dick ya bitch.

Thats original. Maybe next time you battle Allen you can throw something fresh like that inn there. Youll be sure to win skipper

[Allen Knight]

delivery w/ no concepts mean shit, ill burn this sucker
Idc howards are spit out ur mouth once i rockit w/ punches it turns to studders

Lollll i see it now i guess. rocket with punches. Howards. Its the " 's " that throws you off. Brilliantly misleading. The line is so poorly constructed you actually look for it to be something more, thinking it must be more complex then it really is.

This like a blue bayou line circa his 11th birthday tf.

Really I was mad cause what I THOUGHT you said was cold, and was just gonna give you a hard time for saying it wrong. That was a weak as fuck connecction tho.

Like.....If i knew you could make that vague of references..... id do it all the time

Slightly adjust the name so the sports reference is well spit
You know your bitch just lets me Humphrey, if you wanna watch I'll celtics

Ether. Should have said that obv.


You got no game, these hoes don't put out cause that wack shit is weak dude
Last time al saw puss in boots.... the cat had the same accent that he do
^^^^
Wtf really?? U dropped that vs me, u have no right to say shit about anyone
Ur the jobber of nc ur the brooklyn brawler of this site that got lucky once
by barley beating a karpis verse he wrote w/ his eyes closed and he still got votes
Uve been at the same skill level since 09....need help pm me or quit this shit isn't for u.

[Sicc]

lol what

When you jerked off for the 1st time. The very next day, you acted and felt like you weren't a virgin anymore. Confirm or deny?

[Ghost1]

Deny....wat kimda weirdo faggot shit is that?

[Sicc]

You're frontin'. Stop it. Fact, that the 1st time you masterbated, the next day you thought you were cool as shit and lost your virginity, lol.

[Fig]

No. I was ashamed afterwards

Like a normal fucking person

[Sicc]

Why would anyone be ashamed of rubbin one out?



You dudes are on a whole new level of faggotism.

[Sick]

No. I was ashamed afterwards

Like a normal fucking person

Lmao @ being ashamed of rubbing one out tho


You would be ashamed because you probably jack off to girls sucking dog or horse dick you weird fagg0t

[Lars]

ok so sometimes I get boxers names wrong

lmao sometimes i wear my boxers back to front

[Fig]

because i was like 9 and i thought that i was the only one doing that kinda shit

now i dont give a fuck

obviously

[Frank Metts]

Speaking of masturbating

My daughter once choked on a piece of chicken and I laughed at the pun before finger sweeping her mouth to unlodge to blockage

[uh-oh]

how do you guys remember the first time you beat off?

i've been beating off since forever

i pretended i lost my virginity when i got this slut to make out with me in middle school. everyone believed it because when a girl has tits in middle school shes obviously a whore

[Fig]

Jr high boob=whore

[Masaii]

how do you guys remember the first time you beat off?

i've been beating off since forever

i pretended i lost my virginity when i got this slut to make out with me in middle school. everyone believed it because when a girl has tits in middle school shes obviously a whore

Man I was 11, sitting on my dads couch with a movie on pause going at it over some girls tits. It took exactly 5 minutes. I remember that shit vividly.

[Ghost1]

my asshole released fecal matter in a garden hose manner. I couldnt hold it anymore.

LOL who was the guy who shit in his girlfriends bathtub? Oh Lawd. Bags was that an albert rhymstein or eddie story?

Linton**

[Frank Metts]

First time i beat it was when Michael Jackson's beat it was still on the charts doing well

<--- Gary OLDman

[Fig]

Ok lets move away from masturbation for a bit...

true story

when I was 10, I.stayed with my grandma who took care of this paralyzed women at her house. Well one night I was TOO scared of the dark to go to the bathroom down the hall

so I peed under the bed

never heard about it again

[Frank Metts]

I punched a snowman after an the storm of the century ice storm in 93 and now my middle finger is crooked and shorter then my others and my knuckle is .. Well I don't know where the fuck it is

But I told my mom I fell and landed on my hand because I wasn't allowed to punch anything after the screen door of 91 debacle

[Rawn MD]

in 6th grade i had a friend over my house, and was showing him how i could throw a knife up in the air and catch it

i had a dope butterfly knife, the same swivel blade one from 'face-off' that john travolta gives to his hot slut daughter and tells to stab and twist on any dood who takes advantage of her

well after repeatedly throwing the knife up in the air and catching it, i got cocky

i threw the knife up extra high, where it then hit the ceiling changing the trajectory and spin of the knife

well needless to say i still attempted to catch the blade

doing so landed the knife blade directly though the palm of my hand

my friend went crazy, i was in shock and was cracking up

i proceeded to go to the bathroom and manually remove the blade from my hand, pulling it out, releasing a plume of blood bc i nicked an artery or something

after i dumped a bottle of alcohol on the wound, put a cotton ball on both sides with some tape and some band-aides and went to go tell my dad i needed to go to the hospital (my friend and I mutually decided this was a need.)

so i tell my dad that i was outside playing basketball and fell down on some glass that went through my hand

he then barely even acknowledges that im gushing blood, and calmly asks 'did u get all the glass out' - to which i replied, yes - he then says to put a band-aide on it and not to worry

so i did exactly that, well my hand kept bleeding profusely for the next week or so, in fact there was one instance when i was playing basketball and they had to call the game bc blood was all over the ball and court, ect....

i never got stitches, and it eventually healed, and i didn't lose any dexterity in my hand

however, i do have a scar on both sides of my hand, albeit small bc it was a butterfly knife so the puncturing end wasn't large; and my friend still gives me sht about playing with knives to this day
Frank Metts - the sole reason i shared this story.

[Frank Metts]

I took E ...

Literally stripped down and couldn't remember where my clothes were


Then showed up to a party in a red cardinals fitted and white boxer briefs, it was a party my brother J. Metts was at and after embarrassing him my friends took me to another party were I somehow ended up with a pair of green tommy hillfiger cargo pants and an ecko t shirt.

The next morning when I awoke bits and pieces of the evening slowh returned to me as I was confused with what I was wearing Etc etc

Apparently I thought it would be funny to take my clothes off and " nigga " knock on doors in my birthday suit but instead of running id stay until they answered and then run... In the midst of this activity I was so E'ed up I forgot where I ditched my clothing and then the hangover esque shenanigans began.

A week later the dude who was having the party called me and I somewhat regretfully apologized before he could really speak and he told me a guy 3 streets over found my clothes , shoes, Wallet and 10 beers left from a case in his shed laying their as if I positioned them to look like a human laying on the floor.

I still to this day have no idea exactly what happened that night

[veritas]

I once lit a man on fire.

[Rawn MD]

Yes Frank Metts

similiar thing happened to me in like 8th grade but with plastic bottle vodka

i went 2 to 1 shot for shot with a friend of mine, who was a lot smaller in stature

well i got piss drunk, ended up whippin my dick out and propositioned the girl who was throwing the party and some of her friends

next day i woke up in the hospital all sore-throated bc i had ended up getting my stomach pumped bc i had NaOH poisoning

i consumed over 26 shots and blacked out

supposedly my friends rolled me out the car and pushed me to my apt, at which point the knocked on my door, attempted to run from my mom, but ended up puking themselves at the corner of the building

i have no recollection of the whole night, but my room was in total disarray when i got home, my friends gave me mad sht bc of it, and that girl whose party it was that was originally very friendly with me, wasn't so fond of me afterwards

to this day i still can't drink vodka though, i get like an automatic gag reflex

[Frank Metts]

Lol, I swear to god vodka has lead me to blackout in girls beds and then piss on them as my unconscious state woudnt allow me to wake for proper restroom etiquette ... I dream of genie? Shiiiittttt I dream of toilet


So the answer is yes to you internet, video game playing, blisters on your dick from too much palm to penis friction ... I've shared beds and then literally pissed on sexier bitches then you probably know ( however their probably milfs or gilfs now but still the fact remains ) if it wasn't for liquor limpness the first liquid they would of gotten doused with wouldn't of been piss

I use to party pretty damn hard in my teens and early 20's

[Objective]

An actual truth thingy that I usually keep for myself: I play a lot more games and is overall a lot more geekier than I lead out to be. I once went to one of these huge lan-parties in Norway with a couple of friends in '06 or '07. The nr.1 torrent site in Norway had its own row of seats and that's where we got our seats as well. We also went to a restaurant and a cinema during a meet-up with these people from the torrent site, and I played DDR with one of its creators.
I was pretty active on the forum there for some time so it was kinda natural to meet up with them when we first decided to go. The creators also had a good tone with the creators of Piratebay which came to visit the lan-thingy for a couple of days, and we got our picture taken with them. Norway is a lot more lenient on the piracy laws and we got protected by the people running the thing as well. The feds had a lecture about piracy laws, but that's it. They didn't out anyone or was there to jail people, the only thing they looked for was child pornography (2-3 people were caught for sharing that on the network) and they had dogs looking for drugs (about 5 people was taken in for weed).

I don't even know why I'm sharing this tbh. Both me and my friend was skaters, so we went to the local skatepark one of the days, but that doesn't really help my case tbh.