at the china buffet for lunch....shit is usually dead.....today it is jam pack with darkskinned patronage.....i think to myself....is it payday...lol silly question....then it dawns on me....oh its the 15th....enjoy lunch on me u fucking spooks!

[Ghost1]

Smh.

My general tsoas taste like middle america bending me over.

[SiK]

LMFAO....Racist, bold and careless. great post

[Destroyer]

clocking much dollars on the 1st and 15th

[Untold]

isn't it the 14th?

:(

[Ghost1]

Dude in line repeatedly asks me.....is dat fish yo!?....nah...i dont think so BRO....o aight....ayo....but...is dat fish yo?....nah....i dont think so...bro....u ever been here before? ....o ok....ay but...let me ask u this.....is dat fish yo?

NO U FUCKING APE NONE OF IT IS FISH OTS ALL QUESTIONABLE ANIMALS CARVINGS FLAVORED TO MIMIC CHICKEN... R U FUCKING NEW GUY!?!?

[Rawn MD]

but where's the fish?

[Diode]

chyyyin gonna be v upset with this post, bags

[Allen Knight]

Dude in line repeatedly asks me.....is dat fish yo!?....nah...i dont think so BRO....o aight....ayo....but...is dat fish yo?....nah....i dont think so...bro....u ever been here before? ....o ok....ay but...let me ask u this.....is dat fish yo?

NO U FUCKING APE NONE OF IT IS FISH OTS ALL QUESTIONABLE ANIMALS CARVINGS FLAVORED TO MIMIC CHICKEN... R U FUCKING NEW GUY!?!?

Aka Wat bags really said....oh its not fish sir...but I can see the.mix.up I do it all
Time (does a white.person laugh) if u want ill stop gettin my whole food and show u
Where the fish is an help u scoop it matter of fact fuck it have mine..(gives an awkward hand shake)

[Diode]

devils suck
marty sucks

[Ghost1]

Had my chicken an brocolli smellin like the domestic relations office.

Fu blakcs.

[Sick]

Lmao

[PancakeBrah]

Bags that was a funny topic title because your use of ellipses made it read like your thought process and at the end it was a commentary on the state of race relations and poverty but in a surprise racist way.

[Diode]

Bags that was a funny topic title because your use of ellipses made it read like your thought process and at the end it was a commentary on the state of race relations and poverty but in a surprise racist way.

What number post is this?

Don't want to use it up too early, now.

[Paradigm]

isn't it the 14th?

:(

[PancakeBrah]

What number post is this?

Don't want to use it up too early, now.

Friday/Weekend quota is 10

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Say this outloud did you?

[Ghost1]

Yea, chyoda

I just told a mob of black people i think theyre gov leaches eatin up all the white mans taxes.....

That is wat i did

[Ghost1]

Fuckin fortune cookie said - HOW I NO WAT YO FUTURE IS YO!?!?

even gave me a black fortune cookie!?!

Im done with this place.

[YDK]

Its for the best

[Diode]

Friday/Weekend quota is 10

Convenient.

[PancakeBrah]

Convenient.

This is fukkin murica brah. I can be a hypocrite if I so choose.

Don't do this shit today diode I am in no mood.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Yea, chyoda

I just told a mob of black people i think theyre gov leaches eatin up all the white mans taxes.....

That is wat i did

But of course you did. Youre bout that life though fam

[Diode]

This is fukkin murica brah. I can be a hypocrite if I so choose.

Don't do this shit today diode I am in no mood.

Scary.

:[

[PancakeBrah]

I wasn't trying to scare you, diode. Don't be scared. Were all brahs here, except chyeah. You're in no danger.

[Sicc]

Lies. You avoided eyed contact, ordered your food, sat down and looked at nothing but your Chicken and Broccoli platter.


Don't try and impress your e-friends.

[Ghost1]

Where did i lie?

Do u nit think that dumb nig asked me about the fish?

That was complete truth....

I guess ur insinuating that i told all these black people how i felt about them based on the racist indertones underlying in this thread.....

I dint do that

And i didnt say i did


Learn to read spic.

[Sicc]

You wouldn't say that too my face, tho. So that's all that matters.

[Ghost1]

So u retract ur prvs statement realizing ur error?

[Paradigm]

Bags vs. Trademark

20lines

go.

[Ghost1]

Additionally i would like to add.....


The overly used and obscenely redundant argument of.... " YOU WOULD NEVER CALL ME THAT IRL"

Is absurd.



I would likely not call a white person a fucking dickhead either.....unless they upset me

So i mean yea.....i dont run around calling blacks and hispanics niggers and spics.....but they generally dont give me a reason to....as the whites dont force me too verbally assault them either


But uh....if u act like a fucking nigger spic u will be addressed as such. There is no fear in my blood. I am a gorrilla. These words mean nothing to me anyhow because im an adult.

Racist coward.

[Sicc]

Lol

[Diode]

Additionally i would like to add.....


The overly used and obscenely redundant argument of.... " YOU WOULD NEVER CALL ME THAT IRL"

Is absurd.



I would likely not call a white person a fucking dickhead either.....unless they upset me

So i mean yea.....i dont run around calling blacks and hispanics niggers and spics.....but they generally dont give me a reason to....as the whites dont force me too verbally assault them either


But uh....if u act like a fucking nigger spic u will be addressed as such. There is no fear in my blood. I am a gorrilla. These words mean nothing to me anyhow because im an adult.

Racist coward.

channeling your inner uh-oh

da god is impressed

[Sicc]

Lol @ Diaode referring to himself as a "God"




You wiggas are wild with this troll'n nonsense.

[Diode]

Lol @ Diaode referring to himself as a "God"




You wiggas are wild with this troll'n nonsense.

you are so fucking dense that light can't ever possibly hope to escape you

faggot

[Rawn MD]

Sicc wants to know where the fish is still

[Diode]

Sicc wants to know where the fish is still

hahaha nox got got by rawn

fuck

[TYSON]

So u being there the exact day they are with their welfare money is ironic. Im guess your was funded to u too. See yall got something in common.

[Sicc]

Sicc wants to know where the fish is still

Every nigga know's where to find that, dawg. Underneath your mothers panties, bruh.

[Rawn MD]

It took u an hour to think of that.

thats one clever trademark.

[TYSON]

Im craiglisting some niggas to pay bags a visit. I dont want u dead just hurt u are funny racist jew.

[Rawn MD]

guinea*

TYSON

Jews dont go to all u can eat china buffet's, they order in.

[TYSON]

Yall all look the same

[Witty]

BAGS IT'S THE 14TH YOU FUCKING MONGOOSE.

[Diode]

BAGS IT'S THE 14TH YOU FUCKING MONGOOSE.

welfare don't pay on the weekends tho

[Witty]

He's still a mongoose.

[Ghost1]

Im craiglisting some niggas to pay bags a visit. I dont want u dead just hurt u are funny racist jew.


We all kno damn well u have a lifetome ban from craigslist due to your reprehensible behavior in regards to luring children to your home to "purchase discounted video games"

Our lord and savior will be paying YOU a visit when the rapture comes.

[Diode]

We all kno damn well u have a lifetome ban from craigslist due to your reprehensible behavior in regards to luring children to your home to "purchase discounted video games"

Our lord and savior will be paying YOU a visit when the rapture comes.

dead

[TYSON]

And we know u hide spare underwear in your beard. Got to be cautious of heavy lifting.

[Sicc]

It took u an hour to think of that.

thats one clever trademark.

Nah, my bad. I don't sit in one thread and refresh for hours. I was too busy writing a verse for my Picture battle with Salamander (Or whoever he is) on RB, bruh.

[Rawn MD]

well if there is any corrollary to that and ur writing, i would say you should prob give that verse at least 3 more polishes and then 2 proof's before posting.

Just being helpful.

[Sicc]

Ok

[TYSON]

Sicc are u a negro?

[TYSON]

Sicc are u a negro?

[PancakeBrah]

Sicc are u a negro?

[Witty]

Sicc are you a negro?

[Inno]

U should of brought your sister.

Ease the tension a bit.

an ice breaker if u will.

"My sister's vaginal is down...does that make down?"

[Rawn MD]

in b4 christmas dinner at chineese buffet

[Sicc]

Sicc are u a negro?

Yea

Sicc are u a negro?

No

Sicc are u a negro?

Yea

Sicc are you a negro?

No

[Diode]

U should of brought your sister.

Ease the tension a bit.

an ice breaker if u will.

"My sister's vaginal is down...does that make down?"

given that TYSON is ITT

http://mechupaelno.bligoo.cl/media/users/8/443196/images/public/37414/1293671078827-combo-breaker.jpg?v=1293671090203

[Badweather]

Walt Bagsney, the most racist mother fucker on earth.

[uh-oh]

i knew this had to be a bags thread when i tried opening it on my phone but my finger slipped clean off from the overall guinea greaseball content

[Ghost1]

BEHOLD ...... BAGOVELLI DA GRATE!

[Diode]

i knew this had to be a bags thread when i tried opening it on my phone but my finger slipped clean off from the overall guinea greaseball content

i woulda thought your pizza stained wifebeater started tingling

[uh-oh]

if only i had any wifebeaters or eaten pizza in the past year you would probably be correct

im losing weight and fucking hating it. just working and shit. i eat like a hooligan to keep my weight up but i've dipped below 240. its a free fall

but word i can wear wifebeaters again which is the point. my man titties burned off enough to not look weird in it.

just a hairy barbarian with stretchmarks on my biceps and shoulders

but word it never feels right insulting bags racially since im half greaseball too.

i just ain't comfortable with the racistness this site loves so much. its cowardly. da god does not approve

[TYSON]

Sicc do u only eat chicken or have u ever tried pork or beef? Just trying to understand your race more..

[Rawn MD]

tyson just ask if he been to one of these buffets

if so

he eats it all

[TYSON]

Diode i bet she got a hot mouth tho. Look like a flawless combo to me..

[Sicc]

Sicc do u only eat chicken or have u ever tried pork or beef? Just trying to understand your race more..

Don't question me or even try to understand me for that matter, bruh. Worry about gettin' your life together, son.

[TYSON]

Don't question me or even try to understand me for that matter, bruh. Worry about gettin' your life together, son.

Every time i try to reach out they insult me. Ill continue to lock my doors when they around. Aint no helping u people.

[Rawn MD]

tysons good man, well not good, but very self-informed
Sicc

he knows what he likes

fat white women, and little kids

he entices the kids with video games

he maybe the only non-opiate user on the board who'd benefit from naltrexone tho

[TYSON]

tysons good man, well not good, but very self-informed
Sicc

he knows what he likes

fat white women, and little kids

he entices the kids with video games

he maybe the only non-opiate user on the board who'd benefit from naltrexone tho

Shut up cracker. How your new job at the cracker barrel going? Did they catch u stealing crackers yet?

[Ghost1]

Lol... call him a honkey too

ask him how he likes workin at the honkey barrel....

[Rawn MD]

i didnt work at cracker barrel ever

i dont like crackers

and

why u pullin the race card on me? I've never to u.

smh

u could have been accurate and said 'outback' instead that whole time and it wouldve been better too.

[Sicc]

Lol Opiate abusers.

[TYSON]

I have more respect for honkeys. Crackers crumble honkeys rumble. Think thats how they say it.

I pulled the race card cause i was fucking with nigga and u had to bring the nigga out me. I was pulling off the non aggressive pussy white boi but i guess u seen yourself in that.

[TYSON]

Sicc im black too was just fucking with ya.

[Rawn MD]

tyson ive fought n won verse more blk doods than white

u 4get who ur speaking with n where i been

ive been where there r real racial divides

[TYSON]

Yea when niggas in the pen were dividing your butt cheeks

[Frank Metts]

The Chinese buffet should have a cocoa butter section in the dressing area


Subtle hint ?

[Sicc]

Sicc im black too was just fucking with ya.

You straight, bruh. I'm not black tho. Puerto Rican, lol.

[Frank Metts]

I'm sheamus white but have learned the ways of the black man

[TYSON]

Lol fa sho

[Frank Metts]

Argued with a black dude one day who swore white people couldn't get ashy ...

Please, the crackers so ashy you'd swear crumbs were falling of his ass

[TYSON]

Argued with a black dude one day who swore white people couldn't get ashy ...

Please, the crackers so ashy you'd swear crumbs were falling of his ass

Yall dont get ashy tho.

[Frank Metts]

Bligga please

Ashy = dry skin

Ashly Larry = cocoa butter bath

Frank Metts = psoriasis = medically ashy

[Inno]

ITT

PERSONAL HYGIENE IS BLACK.

[TYSON]

So pretty much yall feel ashy instead of looking ashy? Niggas look ashy.

[Ghost1]

Lol@the term "ashy"

I DUNNO DARRYL....I JUST DUNNO IT LOOKS LIKE NEWPOWT ASHES DOE....DAMN NIGGA U ALL ASHY LOOKIN TOO!


Here in civilization its referred to as dry skin.....and oddly enoigh....its not racially explicit.....Oh u blacks.

[Frank Metts]

Niggas look ashy cause their skin is dark

Just like white people look burnt cause their skin is light

Lightly scratch a white dudes arm ... You'll uncover the truth you seek then

[Sicc]

Real nigga shit. Punched a white nigga in his face one time and a plume of dusty flakes surrounded my fist. Shit was wild. I thought smoke came out his ears. It was just dandruff and dry ass skin on his cheek bones.

[TYSON]

I stand by what i said.

[Batty]

Meanwhile, Chinese people are laughing all the way to the bank.

Guys, don't fall for this trap. They want us divided, then they will conquer us.

[Ghost1]

Obliterated Watermellon stirfry

[Ghost1]

Obliterated Watermellon stirfry

[Sick]

I was hoping for Fried Chicken chowmein

[Frank Metts]

I stand by what i said.

Stand by it all you want but you can't see the truth because it's behind you

Ashy is a slang term for dry skin mostly used by African Americans because you can see it easier on darker skin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFuakJS5akI

Here watch a little of the bill burr stand up as he kind of explains it better but if you watch the whole stand up you learn a good bit