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~RustyGunZ~
04-22-2013, 09:00 PM
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Patrick @r!can theoryz

Swerve
04-22-2013, 10:06 PM
Easy 10 Rican ol' bean.

R!canTheoryz
04-25-2013, 05:32 PM
Lets Go 10 motha Fukaa

Swerve
04-26-2013, 02:28 PM
Lunchtime key...

The predictions say this is a clean sweep cause the fact is you’re ass,
Matched up with me? This Joeckel always get picked second like the NFL draft.
If I’m talking skid row, I’m in bars and clubs looking to pick some snatch up,
If Rican talking skid row…it’s the line of underwear he shit when he saw this matchup.
Your girl can’t even keep her snatch shut, that must kill you inside,
That slut would flash me a smile…tits, pussy and then hop on the dick for a ride.
Shit, even if you COULD win that wouldn’t be the conclusion we’re drawing,
Cause a Rican win would draw more conspiracy theorists than the marathon bombings.
Put up your guns against mine when you’re cryptic all in your basement,
And I’ll remove you from this arms race quicker than Paralympic disqualification.

R!canTheoryz
04-27-2013, 06:01 PM
Ext Ill drop tonight

R!canTheoryz
04-28-2013, 03:47 PM
Nobody likes ya concepts or Hard Lies, The Moore you lose proves ya such a smart guy,
Cuz whenever Patrick sway see, it'll leave voters convinced That he plays ghost while browsing the archives.
When I Leave Holes In This Dumb Blonde, You'll Know I Let My Gunthrob,
Patrick Been A Fuckin Square Longer Then His Relationship With SpongeBob.
Bitch You Have no Pose Or clan Faggot is Clear to be alone,
whenever Pat trolls about saftey procedures, It's Cuz This pussy Manages His Security From Home.
See when I die by the gun it's from the hard work & Dodgeing on all These Rudes Cops,
dude stop! you'll die by the gun quicker then What Society Did To Tupac .
Your No threat In the league Always Been A Fukin Quitter See,
Only Thing 'Swerve Popping outta Place' is His Knee Like Russel WestBrooks Injury

Sharp
04-29-2013, 11:30 AM
Opener, flash. Skid row was Lols

V

Sway see was kinda reaching, Westbrook coulda been done better but I like the concept a lot


Pretty good battle, thought some of ricans ideas could've been worked better tbh but I felt like he had solid ideas. Swerve was basic but still slick, his opener hit the hardest for me and I found him more consistent. Good shit dudes

V/patrick

Orc
04-29-2013, 12:48 PM
RICAN HAD SOME COOL IDEAS BUT THE LINES WERE CHOPPY AND WORDY...MAYBE MAKE THEM MORE CONCISE AND THEY WILL HIT HARDER..THOUGHT THE WESTBROOK LINE WAS COOL THO...OPENER JUST HAD A LILLL TOO MUCH GOIN' ON!! PATRICK HAD THE OPENER WHICH WAS SMOOTH AS FUCK AND THE CLOSER WAS PRETTY TIGHT..I THINK PATRICK GOT IT..VOTE PATRICK..

StarFaggot
04-29-2013, 02:01 PM
Patrick - decent showing. I think the skid row line was predictable but cool nonetheless. Another predictable punch was the flash smiles so better delivery would help.

Rican - all were misses in this one. The Patrick swayze and the patrols line were not very good.

Mvgt - Patrick for less misses and a better verse.

Flow
04-30-2013, 09:13 AM
Lunchtime key...

The predictions say this is a clean sweep cause the fact is you’re ass,
Matched up with me? This Joeckel always get picked second like the NFL draft.
Ok
If I’m talking skid row, I’m in bars and clubs looking to pick some snatch up,
If Rican talking skid row…it’s the line of underwear he shit when he saw this matchup.
Lol bit obvious but good
Your girl can’t even keep her snatch shut, that must kill you inside,
That slut would flash me a smile…tits, pussy and then hop on the dick for a ride.
lol bit obvious again but funny
Shit, even if you COULD win that wouldn’t be the conclusion we’re drawing,
Cause a Rican win would draw more conspiracy theorists than the marathon bombings.
so so - didnt feel this was hard hitting enough for me
Put up your guns against mine when you’re cryptic all in your basement,
And I’ll remove you from this arms race quicker than Paralympic disqualification.lol standard




Nobody likes ya concepts or Hard Lies, The Moore you lose proves ya such a smart guy,
Cuz whenever Patrick sway see, it'll leave voters convinced That he plays ghost while browsing the archives.
clever concept but felt it could of been done better
When I Leave Holes In This Dumb Blonde, You'll Know I Let My Gunthrob,
Patrick Been A Fuckin Square Longer Then His Relationship With SpongeBob.
lol this made me chuckle
Bitch You Have no Pose Or clan Faggot is Clear to be alone,
whenever Pat trolls about saftey procedures, It's Cuz This pussy Manages His Security From Home.
ok another nice concept
See when I die by the gun it's from the hard work & Dodgeing on all These Rudes Cops,
dude stop! you'll die by the gun quicker then What Society Did To Tupac .
hmmm nice flow, but no sting
Your No threat In the league Always Been A Fukin Quitter See,
Only Thing 'Swerve Popping outta Place' is His Knee Like Russel WestBrooks Injury
A fair close

Preferred Theoryz verse but for stronger punches I am going to have to vote Pat.

Vote Pat

Swerve
04-30-2013, 09:16 AM
I'll vote tonight.

...
04-30-2013, 10:05 AM
Swerve had

Joeckel, skid, flash

Vs

Rican had

Patrols almost...but it ended awkward so...sway see was a lil forced to me cuz I thought it was zee...maybe not though idk...but I got swerve

V/pat