netcees im drunk and my coworker is a magnet for old ladies. im drunk and dont care. give

[PancakeBrah]

Me questions to ask this 48 year old sex therapist. I'll ask and tell response

So srs

[Fig]

Ask her what her nipple girth is

If thats too much, ill go subtler

[PancakeBrah]

Lol subtler

[Fig]

Say

"you know... you can tell a lot about a women by how the hair bristles on her skin"

As an additional option, when she tries to reply, shush her while trying to listen to her hair bristle

Then look her in the eyes, smirk, then say "yeah. your ready"

[Witty]

Do not ask her a thing

Show her a picture of The Fox.

You are welcome.

[Greed]

I move to ban fig and witty from netcees.

[Witty]

I move to ban fig and witty from netcees.

lol please.

go...try and make this happen if you must.

You are no threat.

[Fig]

I move to ban fig and witty from netcees.

But more people like us than you?

[Just Write]

Ask her what her favorite position is

[PancakeBrah]

Ask her what her favorite position is

Will do

[PancakeBrah]

Ask her what her favorite position is

Cowgirl

[Certain]

Ask her if she prefers Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy.

[Fig]

ask her, do you know how I know we're going to have sex tonight?

...because I'm stronger than you

[Fig]

Ask her if foreskin matter

Plz

[PancakeBrah]

Ask her if she prefers Dostoyevsky or Tolstoy.

Dostoyevski

I asked her repeatedly if she knew what I was talking aboit

[PancakeBrah]

Ask her if foreskin matter

Plz

As a professional; no

As a woman;

Its beyond sexy






She asked me two times if I had foreskin after thos

[Certain]

Ask her whether she prefers real or fake Christmas trees.

[PancakeBrah]

Ask her whether she prefers real or fake Christmas trees.

Fake.

She's the only of the 4

[Fig]

As a professional; no

As a woman;

Its beyond sexy






She asked me two times if I had foreskin after thos

I cannot tell you what this means to me

[Certain]

I think you've lobbed enough softballs to return to the nipple girth question.

[PancakeBrah]

Lol I keep going to my phone then a ski g questions. They asked if I'm asking for a text message.

I have to go covert bros.

Hit me

[Fig]

http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/go-on-gif.gif

[Fig]

Ask them if theyd be willing to try the new sex position you created called the cell phone

Where they grip your dick between their cheek and shoulder like tryna hold.a cell phone up, and you thrust back n forth

[Just Write]

Cowgirl

Front or reverse? Thats important

[Fig]

Or sideways like a park bench?

[Just Write]

Or sideways like a park bench?

^This

[PancakeBrah]

Front or reverse? Thats important

I asked tgis at the time

Front

[Just Write]

I asked tgis at the time

Front

Nice, but would she conform?

[PancakeBrah]

FYI she's felt me and my coworkers crotch two times apiece

Her friend is a 18 year marriage divorcee on her bd

[Just Write]

<ass man

[Certain]

Ask her if she's ever seen a sex therapist.

Then inform her that one could help given her proclivity toward public groping.

[Just Write]

FYI she's felt me and my coworkers crotch two times apiece

Her friend is a 18 year marriage divorcee on her bd

Pancake.... SMASH!! :D

[Fig]

Ask if shes ever been waterboarded by someones load before

Then ask if she wants to

[PancakeBrah]

Lol as in was.married 18 years tho jw

[PancakeBrah]

Lol @ tag

As if I'd make this thread if I was interested in these cougars

[Fig]

I made the tag

Don't be so insecure

Jokeses

[Certain]

I think you've lobbed enough softballs to return to the nipple girth question.

[PancakeBrah]

Going for the thicker Norwegian bartender.

This was fun

Wisje me luck

[Sicc]

What fucking losers. Let's all act like we've never met a cougar before.




Fucking faggots.

[Eŋg]

i had trouble decoding some of your posts in this thread.

[PancakeBrah]

Lol as you shouldve

[Ghost1]

I will now perv on old women at the gym in salute to this thread!

Thanks for the inspiration.