help me charge up my jerk-off crystal

[anime_boners]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/20/16/enhanced-buzz-9731-1279657216-42.jpg

I know I have my own thread for this stuff but this.. this is too strong not too have its own thread

[Sick]

Lmaooooooooooo0o0o

[Frank Metts]

Has to be a troll


Craigslist?

[anime_boners]

shrug

i got the screen shot off buzzfeed, but yeah it seems to have originated on cl

troll or no troll he is a god among ants

[Frank Metts]

Only real question is
Where does one aquire this crystal?

Do I have to leave the shire and battle the necromaner sauron to obtain the one crystal that will jerk us all

[Batty]

I always trust Reed's judgement. So it goes without saying that You did the right thing threading this.

[anime_boners]

Only real question is
Where does one aquire this crystal?

Do I have to leave the shire and battle the necromaner sauron to obtain the one crystal that will jerk us all

I imagine if you defeat the CL ad poster in masturbatory combat, he must relinquish the crystal to you.*










*fun facts about this post

I spelled, "relinquish" right on my first try

spell check tells me, "masturbatory" is an actual word.

[Frank Metts]

I imagine if you defeat the CL ad poster in masturbatory combat, he must relinquish the crystal to you.*










*fun facts about this post

I spelled, "relinquish" right on my first try

spell check tells me, "masturbatory" is an actual word.


What would this combat consist off? We talking speed demon... Distantce drop ... Overall consistently ... Dry of lubed for seperate events ... And who is the panel of judges... Howard stern ?

Is their a summer and winter event like the jack off Olympics?

[anime_boners]

Round 1 is Judged on overall load size and distance. Are you a fire hose or a squirt gun?

Round 2 is accuracy. Moving females face targets are set up from 2 feet back. How many accurate face shots can you make in 60 seconds?

Round 3 is speed. 2 nuts in. Testosterone levels lowered, and barely motivated, how fast can you finish?

Caveat: he is wearing the crystal and it is charged to full power.

[Destroyer]

guys, he's SEEN it glow.

[Diode]

Sicc for details on vanquishing

[Masaii]

Round 1 is Judged on overall load size and distance. Are you a fire hose or a squirt gun?

Round 2 is accuracy. Moving females face targets are set up from 2 feet back. How many accurate face shots can you make in 60 seconds?

Round 3 is speed. 2 nuts in. Testosterone levels lowered, and barely motivated, how fast can you finish?

Caveat: he is wearing the crystal and it is charged to full power.

Goooone.

/genre

[Rawn MD]

Reeds follow ups r even better than OP

lolz

[Frank Metts]

Round 1 is Judged on overall load size and distance. Are you a fire hose or a squirt gun?

Round 2 is accuracy. Moving females face targets are set up from 2 feet back. How many accurate face shots can you make in 60 seconds?

Round 3 is speed. 2 nuts in. Testosterone levels lowered, and barely motivated, how fast can you finish?

Caveat: he is wearing the crystal and it is charged to full power.

Reed we need a tie breaker ...

How about nothing but a back stroke, with tooth picks holding up your eyelids staring at a picture of Phillip Seymour Hoffman in his boogie nights shorts while tea bagging a cup of hot tea ... No krumpets

[veritas]

Dude jacked Pamela Anderson's barb wire tat though.....seems legit.

[Rawn MD]

Frank is obv at the guys house atm...

Is i still glowing, or have u exhausted it's additive energy?

[Batty]

Dude's a noob if he ain't on that Fleshlight Russian Roulette.

[Frank Metts]

Frank is obv at the guys house atm...

Is i still glowing, or have u exhausted it's additive energy?

Chrystal was fake ... It had a watch battery in it that lit up with movement ... This guy was bogus


Nice house though ...

[Diode]

Chrystal was fake

Truer words were never spoken.

[Rawn MD]

Thas fucked...

on both counts.

[anime_boners]

Chrystal was fake ... It had a watch battery in it that lit up with movement ... This guy was bogus


Nice house though ...

Truer words were never spoken.
Well played gents.

[Sicc]

Sicc for details on vanquishing

???

[YDK]

Thread of the year tbh
I've never heard the term bros used so casually during faggotry requests
wat happens if somebody shows up jerks it an shit doesn't glow? Do they get their nut back? Does dude try an play it off like "sorry bro I guess we should try again my confidence isn't peaked yet bro. Pull your dick back out bro let's see if my crystal sparkles."
srs I hope this is a troll or dgirl my get hurt

[Batty]

guys I am worried that this might be an actual real thing...




http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NrFg_KC4Pjc/SXQ1O7CBW4I/AAAAAAAAAu4/Sr7ei61BfxU/s1600/1210011022514495da764vn5.jpg



dead @ 25-70. This nigga is equal-opportunity as fuck

[Diode]

lemee get dat crab meat doe

[Rawn MD]

lol @kick te trainset, but don't break

and a pic of the trainset

[anime_boners]

GONE @ crab meat

[Ghost1]

Ayo

I had forgotten what a good thread looked like....

So.....the OP leaned me way over.....then batties post got me loling in the shitter at work....

Fuckin deaded@then we can kick the trains over an shit

Hahahaha.

Honorable lol to moving bitches facial targets post

[Frank Metts]

Why the second dude look like the first dudes father

[anime_boners]

Why the second dude look like the first dudes father

LOOOOL

[Ghost1]

So far gone@frank

[Neighbor]

looooool

[veritas]

Dead at ya boi jacking pam andersons tattoo though.

[veritas]

Thanatos at the second dude throwing out the obligatory *no homo* clause.