If you could Matrix style one thing...

[oats]

Either a skill or set of knowledge, what would it be?

[PancakeBrah]

Math.

All the math.

[oats]

That's the winner right there. It would unlock so many doors of knowledge elsewhere.

[Dope girl]

all reading

[Sick]

Godlike picking up skills



See any chick and where anytime and Ill be giving her a good dicking in a matter of seconds

[ill nik-A]

I'd wake up yo

[Ghost1]

Ayo but


When i read the title i thought u meant like.....really bad ass slow motion scene


So thats how i will respond



Id be just walkin.....u kno...mad slow....behind my boss an that GIANT rotund rotisserie.....id have an object in hand.....i would sail the object over her right shoulder then....stealthily id jog towards her left...as her head followed the object....lets call it...a cosmo magazine...my hand would gloriously smash into her donkey creating a ripple thatd disturb tectonic plates...but conveniently ive performed this seemingly career hara kiri right by the 4th floor stair case that the janitor with hepatitus c keeps the door open too cuz he thinks it drys the stairs off when he mops them with this slippery shit that people injure themselves on....an i wouod do a sidewheel aerial thru the door as i look past the magnificent carnage and confusion i just orchestrated....i see my boy jordan.....hes the only one who barely sees me as i dissapear into obscurity....and i mouth to him while im upside down mid aerial....JESUS HANDS IS IN THE BUILDINGGGGGGGG....end scene.

In matrix.


Jesus hands.

[Destroyer]

Kung fu is the only correct answer

[uh-oh]

composer/conductor

it would be my day job, for some crazy orchestra, and when i got off work i would just sample myself and basically rule the world

[Sicc]

Godlike picking up skills



See any chick and where anytime and Ill be giving her a good dicking in a matter of seconds

Lol, wtf.

[Vulgar]

Thugjitsu.

[Fig]

The ability to defocalize my consciousness like a light switch and communicate with my network of DNA

[Sharp]

The ability to defocalize my consciousness like a light switch and communicate with my network of DNA

teehee

[Fig]

teehee

;D

[Eŋg]

Thugjitsu.

http://cdn6.scifighting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/yves-edwards-600x600.jpg

to absorb everything that was ever written, and to retain it? despite the inevitable garbage... yea. dg's idea wasn't that retarded.

that or like proficiency with (all) musical instruments. or the infinity gauntlet.

[maths debate]

Math.

All the math.

nigga

[Sicc]

Still not sure how bags was able to reproduce. That's odd. All thou he looks like he's due to go in to labor. Let me chill before his water breaks on his next anxiety novel.

[oats]

Ayo but


When i read the title i thought u meant like.....really bad ass slow motion scene


So thats how i will respond



Id be just walkin.....u kno...mad slow....behind my boss an that GIANT rotund rotisserie.....id have an object in hand.....i would sail the object over her right shoulder then....stealthily id jog towards her left...as her head followed the object....lets call it...a cosmo magazine...my hand would gloriously smash into her donkey creating a ripple thatd disturb tectonic plates...but conveniently ive performed this seemingly career hara kiri right by the 4th floor stair case that the janitor with hepatitus c keeps the door open too cuz he thinks it drys the stairs off when he mops them with this slippery shit that people injure themselves on....an i wouod do a sidewheel aerial thru the door as i look past the magnificent carnage and confusion i just orchestrated....i see my boy jordan.....hes the only one who barely sees me as i dissapear into obscurity....and i mouth to him while im upside down mid aerial....JESUS HANDS IS IN THE BUILDINGGGGGGGG....end scene.

In matrix.


Jesus hands.

This > any skill or set of knowledge

[Masaii]

The coding knowledge required to create the matrix program

[Badweather]

philosophy


knowing too much would drive me to suicide, knowledge would drive me crazy. but learning how to question things would help keep my mind actively dreaming up dope shit.


philosophy all the way.