NBL Week 10 Magazine

[~RustyGunZ~]

Introduction

Actually doing this on time. Well only 6 weeks to go until the playoffs, and things are doing somewhat well. Quite a new no-showers still, including Dominate who lost the title last week because of it. Cashius is still up for the title, against yours truly this week. Anyways, lets get to the bidnezz...

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Song of the Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-n8YeQ_Un0

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Reviews

Champ Match: Dominate vs Cashius

Very dissappointing no show by Dominate. Cashius did not get the title, but is still up for it.

Defiant vs. Knucklehead II

Diso did not want it with the gawd again and declined to show.

Sharp Nine vs. Def_fuckin_5

Defcon called Sharp out saying he would demolish him if he signed back in. He was horribly wrong, and Sharp took care of him quite easily with one of his best verses I've personally read. This hopefully will push Def to really shake off the rust, cus ATM it is looking like he doesn't got any left in him.

megatron vs. Untold

Decent battle here but pretty one sided. Mega still needs to work on his wording and push some nicer concepts. He had LOTB for me, but the rest wasn't very good. Untold showed he is progressing fast, and with a few more tweaks he is in line to really stir things up.

Flo Real vs. non azn Bob

Decent and actually closer in votes than I would have imagined. I think Bob slept on Flo a bit and that could have hurt him, but he came through in the end with the W. Flo is shaping up to be a threat in due time though. Looking forward to his verses in the future if he stays on the right path.

Lotto Smirk vs. bleak

Lotto got busy I guess and couldn't show, bleak won with a stellar 1-10 verse.

Twenty One vs. Vinny

Mediocre battle, both need to step it up a bit. Vinny is getting better with the change of style though, be on the look out when he hits his stride. Twenty One just needs to elevate in most areas but does show some promise.

Patrick vs. R!canTheoryz

Rican da God lost with grace as usual. Swerve dropped a cool quick verse and took out the latino legend.

Aero vs. Ctrl Alt Elite

CTRL no showed which sucks.

kami vs. Dystopian

kami no showed

... vs. fathead

This was not as good as I was wishing it would be. Mr. Dot came pretty good, and fathead was not an alias and needs a whole new approach to txt.

Cereal_Killa vs. VENgeance

Cereal won by DQ, VENgeance was banned for propoganda.

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Song of the Week

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3hTdQ89quo

[~RustyGunZ~]

Battle of the Week

Sharp Nine vs. Def_fuckin_5

Sharp Nine

Wow... as if it wasnt obvious enough id be cookin this lame
thats a shady move w/ Bags that put the marathon security footage to shame
ANYONE can beat this 'tard. I'm amazed how dumb dude be
I gotta crack a Smirk seein that noob crush him TWICE in the 1-2 leauge
that shirtless pic was roflz. hes a zero n that killed the little respect i had
n that pose.... We'll never see this O lay a chick when he look like onea their rejected ads
ur chubby ass got sonned AOB... treated like a trashbag filled w/ fat
shit, after makin the jump back to NCs im surprised your knees are still intact
rusty? gettin back to where he was?. gotta stop that dumb shit
Texting well is just like riding a bike - dudes NEVER fuckin done it
n his prime was shit... Mid-tier was this cat's best level
Any league Defcon won musta been in a state bad enough for THAT threat level
seen him beef with Ill like hes a txt legend... drop that dumb act
Whenever we eye con/nik... we're just reminded how far you are from that
ya steez is a lie. keep up the braggin n you'll bleed quick
those boasts are so fake, bud...
if an image is 1000 words, ur whole careers covered by bleaks weed pics


<3 <3 <3

Def_fuckin_5

I believe in family first..but ur kin is so insane it's madness
ya'll are so inbred u could open ya own Deli shop with chain attachments
ur a bland writer..the facts r kinda saddenin kid
i dunno if ur a ill nik a but ur concepts r older than he actualy is
we're different..my saturday nights are live..ur a wack loner dude
I always keep my dick in a box..i'll make sure she washes up before comin back home to u
ya mom's a diseased bitch..ya birth came with frozen stares
ya lil body came flyin out of that burnin hole quicker than solar flares
let's be real ya G status has never been thinner
i ride the streets..ur known to put aside the beef like vegetarian dinners
geeky ass dude, approachin girls? u try it n get nothin
scary ass won't even have cyber sex without virus protect runnin
i been dope..ur just a rook so u need to slow ya hatin
i'll put this 9 to the side like successful peace negotiations
u talked tough i'll give u that now i'll hurt ya intentions
ur just a knucklehead..n i hoped u asked him to edit ur verse when u sent it

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Verse of the Week

Untold (vs. megatron)

Trons no leader. We don't need a chemist to say ya lackin
Cuz whoever would electron has a chemical imbalance like unstable atoms
I'm a college kid, acknowledge this. Ur a wack goon
Funny how when it's time for finals.. U couldn't pass in this league or a classroom
Ya trash dude. N ya sluts cunts deranged n soiled
The bitch is so jacked up.. Guys crawl from under her like mechanics changin oil
When I sock this hoe, he'll rock n roll. N bleed a whole pool
Y'all gon see a Megadeth show minus the long hair, mosh pit n screamin vocals
One more name play for this lame gay I wouldn't stand beside
Cuz we all know Mega dumb bitch whose relatives hate her on Family Guy

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No Show Shine

Knucklehead (vs. Defiant)

Quick 10

This brits gonna feel pain again. U gettin' slaughtered whore
I'll murder some fuckin' English, man.. without a pos tfrom the mightyGod of War
& u faggits never win. The HOF is for the illest sonnets
No one wants to see Redcoats on the Wall.. Unless I'm smearin' ur blood up on it
We seeeen ur pic.
U got a blockhead no1 could love. I got hoes on each side of my chair, mate
Bitches love my Squareface Watch.. u Watch bitches from bushes w/ a Squareface
Srs. U ain't about ur stacks. Ur wallets empty u fat prick
I Hustle for the Bread & Butter.. u shuffle @ 50mph to any table serving that shit
Have u eatin' out of tubes when elbows & fist grind
U'll never again be Drinking Out of Cups.. when I leave u more fucked up than his mind

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Top Punches
by Sharp Nine


#5 Defcon 5 v Sharp Nine
ya mom's a diseased bitch..ya birth came with frozen stares
ya lil body came flyin out of that burnin hole quicker than solar flares

#4 non azn Bob v Flo Real
I lie alotttt. Saying I got gwap & ain't really have it...
cuz if I ever dropped a Realll verse- i'd be wack as fuck & labeled a faggot/

#3 Patrick v R!canTheoryz
The predictions say this is a clean sweep cause the fact is you’re ass,
Matched up with me? This Joeckel always get picked second like the NFL draft.

#2 Knucklehead v Defiant
This brits gonna feel pain again. U gettin' slaughtered whore
I'll murder some fuckin' English, man.. without a pos tfrom the mightyGod of War

#1 megatron v Untold
this nigga think he swaggin, but he rocks purses n skirts i think he faggin
Its sad when ur dad has to tell u to go get abu, then hangs hiself when u bring a lad in

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Power Ranks

5. non azn Bob - has to get himself back up to contender status, but he will in a few weeks unless something crazy happens

4. Untold - I think he's a sleeper and can impress some people and maybe get a chance at gold this season

3. Sharp Nine - He's in and out the league, but on track for a title shot

2. Knucklehead - I have climbed back up to take what is mine

1. Cashius - Got no showed on last week, but still knocks Dom off as the top battler in the league.

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The Week 9 Cypher
Best Bars & Winner

Allen Knight

queers like u cant throw hands, i punch till ur blood vessels bruise
your a faggot throwing more flaming fist than a M.bison special move
that ho u call a wife is a smut, her pussy i beat & womp dude
the bitch calls me juggernaut, cuz i run thru her walls anytime i fuckin want too
u talkin about commitin murder's a joke, n i really do this thug shit
stop wit all that jazz, cuz its more embarrassing than u playing that music in public
not even mid tier & that shits funny, im laughin at this wack bitch
while i was chillen as the ultimate writer...u were beggin for advice from me in that shit
i been on a roll beatin all the legends, that u'd neva fight bitch
i run the hall of fame...u just walk thru it after hours wit a flash light & night stick


Sharp Nine

lmao @ AK in here. No one else cares - you need a sojurn
been playing w/ yourself online so much even Malachi's gettin concerned
talkin to me about fluke accomps? now im sittin here w/ a fat grin
actin like you hold the keys to greatness... when you just had to beat DIA for that win
I had thick competition. You slid by against thin shit
you think you left everyone in that BA cypher dead? thats all it was to begin with
n your tourney run was a joke. That competition was idle
you dont have much to show... if THATs all you needed to get to B2Bs finals
lolzzzzz @ you talkin style. ur like the weakest txt cat i know
I Chanel text legends when i rhyme... you just have that bitches name on half ya clothes

Untold

g shit? al, peep this. ur a square clown
only time u switchin clips is decidin whether or not to let ur hair down

Paradigm

This chickens got herpes, u giving head lock jaw? is simply pause worthy
always droppin feeble and nerdy...
...never up to Par but I bet you can see the Eagle, Birdie

Knucklehead

Sharp ain't a G, against ME he ain't fairin' long
If this faggot says he holds the Nine.. he means Redtube marathons
got fame, bitches & scrilla. when it comes to u no1 gives a raw fuck
you'll never see Sharp on TV.. unless you're viewing on one of their products


Winner: Sharp Nine
Tied in quotables for me, both him and Allen came hard but overall the factor of Sharp being more consistent and his quotes being a bit harder at times got it for him. I may get another person or two to help next week cus it was hard for me to decide a winner, but gotta go with Sharp tbh.

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Mixtape of the Week

http://edge-img.datpiff.com/me19d95d/Various_Artists_XXL_2013s_Freshmen_Class_The_Mix-front-large.jpg (http://www.datpiff.com/DJ-Drama-XXL-2013s-Freshmen-Class-The-Mixtape.484406.html)

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Predictions
by knuck & Sharp

Champ Match: Cashius v Knucklehead
Dope matchup between two of the best active text heads. I know both can bring absolute fire when they're on, the question's probably just going to be who's drop is less hot. This is definitely gonna be one of the best champ matches we'll see all season, too close to predict a winner IMO.
Either way: 50/50

Sharp Nine vs. Untold
This will be pretty dope. The Ultimate Writer winner against one of my favorite newer guys. Sharp Nine is obviously turning into a dope txtcee and showing us new heads can emerge and drop qaulity verses. Untold, IMO, is doing the same. I still think Untold could you use a bit of work, but all around he is pretty good. I do see Sharp as the stronger txtcee ATM though, and he should win this in a good one. Untold could come with some heat and take it though.
Sharp Nine: 65/35

non azn Bob vs. bleak
This could either be good or a land slide, in either situation Bob will come solid. Bleak can drop some nice stuff, but typically it is mixed between mediocre bars. He also could very well no show proclaiming how he doesn't care and Bob can have the win like that needs to be pointed out when you're no showing.
Bob: 80/20

Patrick vs. Vinny
Swerve showed he's still got it, no idea how long he's been inactive. Vinny still needs to work on wording and being more consistent. If Vinny improves greatly this week he could take an upset, but for now I'd say..
Patrick: 80/20

Aero vs. ...
Aero the GOAT, but I have no idea how rusty he really is. He may have to channel the txt gods. Mr. Dot isn't bad, so if Aero is indeed off his game he could easily take this. My gut feeling is Aero is pretty rusty and lame alias will give it his best.
Mr. Dots:60/40

megatron vs. Def_fuckin_5
This could be good or really bad depending on how hard they try. Megatron has bars when he wants to, but also has some wack shit. Def is still rusty, maybe he will bring it this week and get out of the slump though. I think Def will be more consistent though.
Def_fuckin_5: 55/45

R!canTheoryz vs. Flo real
Rican has obviously been doing this for awhile, but has a weird longbar swag still. He also is really inconsistent. Flo Real almost beat Bob last week, so if he keeps evolving and brings it even harder this week he will get this easy. He could slack though and let Rican grab a W.
Flo real: 60/40

Twenty One vs. Defiant
21 has a lot of work to do if she wants to beat Diso. I don't think she can crunch something together just yet to compete at that level, but I look forward to seeing what she drops.
Defiant: 80/20

kami vs. Split
I actually have no idea how good Split is in real battles. He is a quality boarder and a decent topicalist as far as I know. I do know he is newer though. kami is sick though, idk if he was on .com before it closed or has been inactive, but I still think he will most likely win.
kami: 70/30

Jay vs. Boredom
Jay isn't to bad, still has room for improvement. Boredom I haven't seen battle in awhile, but he's been decent before. This is a toss up, I'm gonna have to go withhh..
Boredom: 51/49

fathead vs. Dystopian
Plot isn't the greates but he has experience and can drop some bars. fathead did not show much last week so I can say pretty easily..
Dystopian: 80/20

Lotto Smirk vs. Chyeahhh!!!
Lotto is still growing. Chyeah is a vet and not a top-tier vet. He can drop some nice shit though, and I think his age might get it for him. Lotto has the potential to compete at a decently high level though..
50/50, depends who is just on.

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Outro

No time or motivation for Tip of the Hat and Wag of the Finger, also not much going on for it. Let's try to keep no shows down this week fellas, it would be much appreciated.

[~RustyGunZ~]

bleak Lotto Smirk Chyeahhh!!! Allen Knight non azn Bob Defiant Dystopian ... Orc Sharp Nine Split Twenty One R!canTheoryz Patrick Cashius Dominate Def_fuckin_5 Flo Real Untold Aero megatron Jay Boredom kami fathead

[Allen Knight]

no cyph shit smh, but dope mag homie

[~RustyGunZ~]

shit completely forgot about that, not used to it

[Jay]

word AK, we was all in that Cypher! But dope mag tho. Good read. PRediction section needs some help, but other than that, good shit... lol

[~RustyGunZ~]

added the cypher

[Allen Knight]

dope shit, an jay ur mixed up wit this weeks cyph

[Sharp]

Dope and timely

[Flow]

Nice mag Knucklehead @whoever else was involved

[Untold]

Dope mag mang. Preciate the love.

[Zen]

I'm not even in the league and I read this. Dope mag fellas.

[R!canTheoryz]

Dope shit

[Sharp]

yo Knucklehead do i get an accomp for the cypher?