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Fig
03-25-2014, 11:32 PM
(inspired by dantes inferno)

List the ways nc members would be punished in hell, in accordance with the sins they have committed

For instance

Sicc would be punished by being given a knife, and a box that he has to fit inside of. The box will give him refuge from the giant cock demon who is constantly running his sphincter thin, but he is only able to fit in by mutilating his body in such a way that he'll fit in the box

However

His body always regenerates and the box is constantly changing

He never FITS IN no matter HOW MUCH he CHANGES himself

Okay go

oats
03-25-2014, 11:34 PM
lmao

Masaii
03-26-2014, 12:33 AM
Was this because of my avatar?

Fig
03-26-2014, 12:39 AM
NOOOOO...

we're actually reading the divine comedy in my world literature class and this is kind of the assignment we were given. To create our own punishments for the circles of hell.

oats
03-26-2014, 12:49 AM
Fig you're in high school? Are you in AP?

Fig
03-26-2014, 12:51 AM
Fig you're in high school? Are you in AP?

Yes. AP English and world literature.

oats
03-26-2014, 12:52 AM
there you go, good shit.

Fig
03-26-2014, 12:55 AM
Yeah that ap English class is a fuckin joke though

But college credits is good

Masaii
03-26-2014, 01:07 AM
NOOOOO...

we're actually reading the divine comedy in my world literature class and this is kind of the assignment we were given. To create our own punishments for the circles of hell.

I think its an advanced piece of literature that schoolchildren cant appreciate. Greatest book of all time.

Fig
03-26-2014, 01:24 AM
I think its an advanced piece of literature that schoolchildren cant appreciate. Greatest book of all time.

Well maybe you're just pretentious?

Masaii
03-26-2014, 01:55 AM
No, I just think that the immaturity of all 17/18 yr olds cannot comprehend the complex masterpiece that is the comedy.

Fig
03-26-2014, 01:58 AM
I see...

Good day sir

Sharp
03-26-2014, 02:00 AM
Lol cmon masaii

Tbh i feel likr that's one of those things that you can always get more out of as a person

I read it at 15 and plenty went over my head but what I got was cool, reread at 19 and got a lot more, I'll prolly read it again in awhile and appreciate it more/for different reasons. And I could say that til I die. Its not like you need to understand everything about beethoven to understand, appreciate, or even just enjoy the music

Good on you tho Fig

Can you make a punishment for me haha?

oats
03-26-2014, 02:02 AM
Idk, I agree with the idea that the older you are the more you appreciate literature, but I wouldn't go so far to say that there aren't 17/18 year olds who can't appreciate it at all. I'd argue there is a substantial enough percentage that do. Just because most of the kids nowadays are dumb as shit, don't underestimate how smart many of them are (plus I'm pretty sure most of my generation was dumb as fuck too, strikes me as a generational certainty).

Read away, fig. You have my blessing.

Fig
03-26-2014, 02:11 AM
Lol cmon masaii

Tbh i feel likr that's one of those things that you can always get more out of as a person

I read it at 15 and plenty went over my head but what I got was cool, reread at 19 and got a lot more, I'll prolly read it again in awhile and appreciate it more/for different reasons. And I could say that til I die. Its not like you need to understand everything about beethoven to understand, appreciate, or even just enjoy the music

Good on you tho Fig

Can you make a punishment for me haha?

You will run a disturbing baby on baby death league where you have to update the records on your asscheek with a chipped tooth from battle

Fig
03-26-2014, 02:17 AM
But honestly sharpie, you're going to heaven :)

Muah

Sicc
03-26-2014, 06:08 AM
Gay thread alert.

Sharp
03-26-2014, 04:18 PM
still slayed at updating records being my punishment

its too fitting lmao

Ghost1
03-26-2014, 05:14 PM
Gone@never being able to fit in.....

Awesome analogy

Fitting punishment.

Wise Wiggles
03-26-2014, 05:36 PM
How my tag fail though?

Fig
03-26-2014, 06:00 PM
How my tag fail though?

It made me feel personally attacked and so I acted out irrationally

I.have changed it to something friendly

Sicc
03-26-2014, 06:57 PM
Fig - your avatar is confusing me. I'm losing track of who is posting at this point. Keep up the good work, your troll antics are working.

Superb job.