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Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 02:56 PM
... And the bitch says " ok, one wolf of Wall Street coming up " and then went to work not saying another word ...

Diode
03-26-2014, 03:01 PM
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/joel-murray-town-mad-men-revue-1bs1xv.jpg

StarFaggot
03-26-2014, 03:01 PM
Al Borland is that you?

Selfie!!!!!

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 03:04 PM
This is a true story in how I got my first haircut in 6 months ... Word for word that's what was said

I wasn't going to cut the shit until I got a settlement but it started to curl instead of get all sons of anarchy so it was time

Hush
03-26-2014, 03:32 PM
Must suck to be 30 going on 48

Wise Wiggles
03-26-2014, 03:33 PM
This fool got a mood-wedding ring roflz

Sick
03-26-2014, 03:41 PM
Do you deliberately rotate your pics sideways or is your world horizontally fucked




Cool haircut btw it was a long time coming my friend

Ghost1
03-26-2014, 04:17 PM
Oh shit lol

Alfalfa and pippi longstockings had a 40yr old kid?

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 04:35 PM
Must suck to be 30 going on 48

33 nukka

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 04:42 PM
This fool got a mood-wedding ring roflz

Tungsten, fairly expensive ... Only time it changes colors is when the blood from your still beating heart is squirting on it in a rhythm that is progressively slowing down after I Kano fatality that shit

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 04:44 PM
Oh shit lol

Alfalfa and pippi longstockings had a 40yr old kid?

Really?

You look like buddy from Charles in charge and Yosemite Sams sperm infiltrated one of Roseanne barrs ovulating eggs at the same time

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 04:45 PM
Al Borland is that you?

Selfie!!!!!

Have me met? I swear I know you from somewhere but the name just doesn't ring a bell?

Hush
03-26-2014, 04:49 PM
U look like Michael from the office ate Dwight

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 04:54 PM
U look like Michael from the office ate Dwight

You get that new yotelefono cinco ese yet

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 04:56 PM
U look like Michael from the office ate Dwight

And you look like greivis Vasquez with muscular dystrophy

StarFaggot
03-26-2014, 05:00 PM
Have me met? I swear I know you from somewhere but the name just doesn't ring a bell?

No we haven't met and we will never meet. I'm your brother's favorite boarder leave it at that Al.

Ghost1
03-26-2014, 05:03 PM
On his way to the ballroom buffet - all u can faggot

Hush
03-26-2014, 05:03 PM
U look like Ricky Gervais tho lol

Hush
03-26-2014, 05:04 PM
On his way to the ballroom buffet - all u can faggot

If this nigga can get the beard to cover up the other 1/4th of his face he will finally be classified as avg looking

dyedinthewool
03-26-2014, 05:04 PM
I think it looks awesome.

Ghost1
03-26-2014, 05:06 PM
Lol@average lookin

Word tho

Ditch that john blaze line up beard....lmaoooo

If your face didnt make you look 40 yhat beard did the trick

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 05:06 PM
No we haven't met and we will never meet. I'm your brother's favorite boarder leave it at that Al.

Ok I'll take a Stab if you want to go home improvement

Your Wilson ... Your white and alone, you hide behind multiple boards, talk shit and weve never seen your face


Good job Wilson, good job

Way to let something backfire

Hush
03-26-2014, 05:07 PM
Ok I'll take a Stab if you want to go home improvement

Your Wilson ... Your white and alone, you hide behind multiple boards, talk shit and weve never seen your face


Good job Wilson, good job

Way to let something backfire

Lmaooo ether

I'm done for the day

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 05:11 PM
Lol@average lookin

Word tho

Ditch that john blaze line up beard....lmaoooo

If your face didnt make you look 40 yhat beard did the trick

Gtfoh

Acting like I got nic crows feet or something

Guess I'd rather look 40 then like a wizard on welfare , casting spells with a magic twig to make his wic checks include items with sugar

Ghost1
03-26-2014, 05:12 PM
Lol. Rip aero.

Ghost1
03-26-2014, 05:12 PM
Gtfoh

Acting like I got nic crows feet or something

Guess I'd rather look 40 then like a wizard on welfare , casting spells with a magic twig to make his wic checks include items with sugar

LOL

ill be back for this thread a little later lmao

StarFaggot
03-26-2014, 05:14 PM
Are you throwing up the peace sign? What's going on there

Neighbor
03-26-2014, 05:29 PM
Too far

StarFaggot
03-26-2014, 05:40 PM
Too far

That bar in your sig you?

Batty
03-26-2014, 05:46 PM
Thread good.

Tags good.

Continue pls.

Batty
03-26-2014, 05:53 PM
http://theboysaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/vader.jpg

Mike Wrecka
03-26-2014, 05:53 PM
next time go to a barber like a real man and say I want to look like myself just with shorter hair


this should not need to be explained tbh but yw

StarFaggot
03-26-2014, 06:55 PM
http://theboysaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/vader.jpg

ftw

uh-oh
03-26-2014, 06:57 PM
minimize pic, then rotate the pic, then repost.

from what i can see tho the beards trimmed proper. not a fan of the HAIR but at least you got hair. so there is that.

Diode
03-26-2014, 07:45 PM
http://theboysaunders.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/vader.jpg

whats joe got to do with frank?

big baby
03-26-2014, 09:14 PM
U look like Michael from the office ate Dwight

fuk

big baby
03-26-2014, 09:16 PM
@aero

Your Wilson ... Your white and alone, you hide behind multiple boards, talk shit and weve never seen your face
=

LOL GOTTEM SON SON

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 09:22 PM
next time go to a barber like a real man and say I want to look like myself just with shorter hair


this should not need to be explained tbh but yw

Barbers are harder to find now a days man ... Family hair salons are about all Hanover has to offer

My old barber Lou would be upset with me as his hot shaving cream and straight razor are very missed

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 09:22 PM
Man Batty I look nothing like vader but I'm flattered Vader is pretty damn awesome

Neighbor
03-26-2014, 09:32 PM
That bar in your sig you?

Jus Allah

Frank Metts
03-26-2014, 09:44 PM
If this nigga can get the beard to cover up the other 1/4th of his face he will finally be classified as avg looking

Nukka you can even grow a mustache to cover half you lip , it looks like some one gave you a constipated dirty Sanchez ...

Look like The guy who changed door locks in the movie crash

Mike Wrecka
03-26-2014, 10:09 PM
Barbers are harder to find now a days man ... Family hair salons are about all Hanover has to offer

My old barber Lou would be upset with me as his hot shaving cream and straight razor are very missed

damn bro that sucks. there are like countless barber shops within a ten mile radius of my house.

sit back watch a flick or some sports on the HDTV and just bullshit. I particularly like to go during Jets games, I enjoy the dirty looks I get when I laugh at every Geno Smith interception. good times

Batty
03-26-2014, 10:26 PM
Man Batty I look nothing like vader but I'm flattered Vader is pretty damn awesome


You was doing the V gangsign thing he always used to do.

Props on that Wilson punch ITT, that shit had me leant.

Well played, thread good.