RND3 - Alan Garner vs Mike Tyson ALAN GARNER

[Defiant]

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RND3 The Quick & The Dead II (The Masquerade)
Alias Tournament
10 Lines
No Biting/Swaying/Feeding ETC
Due Wednesday 8th May 11.59EST
House Rules

[Defiant]

Got Mike Tysons verse

[Defiant]

Mike Tyson's verse -

figured id let you know, something they didnt have the heart to do
all your posting abilities should be cut off like your hair in part2
slipped a roofie? Al' your a fat dude with guys as his groupies
i got this hands down! you aint stealing a Cat in this movie
with the gay beards you & ross could make a pair,
Garners never known to get Trim unless its his facial hair
this the battle for the last rnd so im making this worth!
if Alans leaving with his Satchel, only time hes taking a purse
walks & is shakin the dirt! after this youl be needing a hearse
Im tired of this Gar-Bitch thats how we feel after reading his verse

[Defiant]

Alan Garner's verse -

Can't stand listening to this bitch speak. Rather be living with cancer
But I guess you TALKING my ear off is better than what you did to Evander
Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them...
Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum
Stop fakin' guy...you're broke as fuck. He ain't makin' pie like me
And now...
It's tough to build credit...when your last two charges we're of the rape variety
Caught me with a cheap shot in the hotel...Clearly this fuck's immature
Yeh, you tattooed me in the face...but it wasn't NEARLY as ugly as yours
My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice
It's crazy...
Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life



AND I STOLE YOUR TIGER, BITCH!

[Sharp]

with the gay beards you & ross could make a pair,
Garners never known to get Trim unless its his facial hair
(walks & is shakin the dirt! after this youl be needing a hearse
Im tired of this Gar-Bitch thats how we feel after reading his verse)


Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them...
Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum
Stop fakin' guy...you're broke as fuck. He ain't makin' pie like me
And now...
It's tough to build credit...when your last two charges we're of the rape variety
Caught me with a cheap shot in the hotel...Clearly this fuck's immature
Yeh, you tattooed me in the face...but it wasn't NEARLY as ugly as yours
My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice
It's crazy...
Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life




Garner had a lot cooler personals. Mike could do with some stronger wording, had a decent showing but Alan did a lot more damage with no real misses. Good stuff.

V/ Alan

[Orc]

this the battle for the last rnd so im making this worth!
if Alans leaving with his Satchel, only time hes taking a purse

vs

Can't stand listening to this bitch speak. Rather be living with cancer
But I guess you TALKING my ear off is better than what you did to Evander
Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them...
Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum
My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice
It's crazy...
Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life


alan was better, generous w/ quotes

v/alan

[ill nik-A]

Alan Garner was waaaay better, this wasn't close... best attempt was the played satchel line which I saw back in the Indiana jones days, yea that old

vote AG

[FGR]

Mike-

figured id let you know, something they didnt have the heart to do
all your posting abilities should be cut off like your hair in part2
^decent.. didnt pack sting..still mild tho
slipped a roofie? Al' your a fat dude with guys as his groupies
i got this hands down! you aint stealing a Cat in this movie
^ nah man. didnt connect for me..plus cat/category flips have to be dope to work. since there played out
with the gay beards you & ross could make a pair,
Garners never known to get Trim unless its his facial hair
^again..trim/pussy haircut line..ive seen in like 04'
this the battle for the last rnd so im making this worth!
if Alans leaving with his Satchel, only time hes taking a purse
^ didnt hit man, no hate
walks & is shakin the dirt! after this youl be needing a hearse
Im tired of this Gar-Bitch thats how we feel after reading his verse
^cool finisher.. cud have been flipped to hit harder but cool nameplay


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Alan Garner-

Can't stand listening to this bitch speak. Rather be living with cancer
But I guess you TALKING my ear off is better than what you did to Evander
^alright hit..cud have been stronger
Dude's got no game. For a girl to fuck, you KNOW that he had to pay them...
Closest you come to bedroom Magic, Mike...is a poster of Channing Tatum
^lol iight
Stop fakin' guy...you're broke as fuck. He ain't makin' pie like me
And now...
It's tough to build credit...when your last two charges we're of the rape variety
^like it
Caught me with a cheap shot in the hotel...Clearly this fuck's immature
Yeh, you tattooed me in the face...but it wasn't NEARLY as ugly as yours
^ nah
My slut's top notch and sucks dik...but non'ya chicks are nice
It's crazy...
Your first 19 wins were knockouts...but you never fucked one in your life
^cool


vote-> Alan . i thought his verse packed more sting n was more creative.