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veritas
04-08-2014, 08:23 AM
Strikta
Uhoh
Genocide
Anthony

Neighbor
04-08-2014, 08:25 AM
That's only 4 scumbags

veritas
04-08-2014, 08:32 AM
the boogers that look like mini-raw oysters seldom smell like paint. The stickier, dryer crustier kind more often do.

Exis
04-08-2014, 08:32 AM
Put me at number 5...

veritas
04-08-2014, 08:33 AM
maybe if I knew who you were.

Exis
04-08-2014, 08:46 AM
You tried to chat me up not long ago...don't tell me you forgotten already, that's heart breakin' Veronika.

veritas
04-08-2014, 08:48 AM
it there is chum in the water, you can bet that they will bite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6M5BmmfxDY

Sick
04-08-2014, 09:00 AM
Strikta
Uhoh
Genocide
Anthony

Stritka nah dude just likes to fuck with people

Uhoh he's a scumbag in the literal sense that he looks like a homeless guy but hes too close minded to be scum

Geno? nah

Anthony is a softie by my standards, hes probably a mamas boy



Your list sucks

Sick
04-08-2014, 09:01 AM
Only real scum on the site is Rawn not for his crimes but for getting away with the amount of bs he spews

veritas
04-08-2014, 09:09 AM
Only real scum on the site is Rawn not for his crimes but for getting away with the amount of bs he spews

I don't talk to you.

Geno
04-08-2014, 11:20 AM
fucking excellent thread

Strikta
04-08-2014, 11:35 AM
Sup.

veritas
04-08-2014, 11:42 AM
your face angers me. change it.

Strikta
04-08-2014, 11:43 AM
Lol. K

veritas
04-08-2014, 11:49 AM
Change it now boy.

Strikta
04-08-2014, 11:53 AM
Veritas, why can't we be pals tho?

Why do u hate me so much?

I bet ur wife was in the back like "OH, who's THAT? He's fine af.. I would suck the life outta him".

Is that why u want me to change it, bro?

veritas
04-08-2014, 11:57 AM
Guess why we can't be friends Timothy.

Strikta
04-08-2014, 11:58 AM
Rather not.

veritas
04-08-2014, 12:00 PM
exactly. now hold these pockets and keep quiet while we pace the yard looking menacing.

uh-oh
04-08-2014, 06:03 PM
SUP NIGGA

Ghost1
04-08-2014, 06:05 PM
Lol.

Tell us moar of this oblerion crystal

uh-oh
04-08-2014, 06:07 PM
where you at V?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nz3DL6EXtQ

veritas
04-08-2014, 06:19 PM
Lol.

Tell us moar of this oblerion crystal

I do not know what an oblerion crystal is.

Ghost1
04-08-2014, 06:22 PM
Olberion Crystal?

uh-oh
04-08-2014, 06:51 PM
since this thread is a giant failure lets talk about a dope dude named sesostris

he was an egyptian pharoah whose legacy should piss in the face of most celebrated conquerers, but he wasnt white so who cares amiright? WRONG. he was a fucking G.

he conquered a territory similair in scope to alexander the great, yet you've probably never head of him.

his army was full of GOONS and SAVAGES. mainly ethiopians, like most white coaches in all sports leagues he figured out 8000 years ago that black people are physically superior, and he used them and arabs to fuck up every arab and some of the savagest white tribes of the time.

when he came to a nation, and conquered them, if they were worthy of RESPECT, and HONOR, and fought VALIANTLY, he put pillars in place with his name, his image, and a message basically saying, SESOTRIS WAS HERE AND CONQUERED THESE DUDES.

when he came to a nation, and conquered them, and they put up a weak fight, or even gave up willingly, he put pillars in place with his name, his image and a message saying SESOSTRIS WAS HERE AND CONQUERED THESE DUDES, and he put a picture of a giant vagina on the pillars so all would know they were WOMEN.

thuggin

also after conquering thrace, and SCYTHIA, he returned to egypt, and INVENTED GEOMETRY, he was such a dope ruler that he gave every single egyptian an exact equal slice of land. he taxed this land that he gave, and if by some circumstance the river or something else wreaked havoc on that land, he would send out inspectors to see if it was true, and had to devise a way to figure out how much of that dudes land was lost, and how much less to charge that dude on taxes.

his answer?

GEOMETRY. invented that.

he was a fucking G.

thats all.

Fig
04-08-2014, 06:55 PM
We're learning about Egypt in class right now

That was dope

veritas
04-08-2014, 07:06 PM
Olberion Crystal?

It is an extra terrestrial powersource which is used to modify and manipulate human brain frequencies. Of which I have a few arranged in a way to effectively alter you.

Sexually

uh-oh
04-08-2014, 07:10 PM
We're learning about Egypt in class right now

That was dope

word

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sesostris

your history class won't mention him, they think a dude who lived in antiquity and spoke to the ancients was full of shit basically, and he confused like 3-4 different pharoahs as one dude

i'm reading herodotus tho and he doesn't sound confused and his arguments make alot more sense than modern historians

the colchians being a main factor in it. herodotus, and the colchians themselves believed that they were descended from sesostris army that settled the area of modern day georgia.

but word history is dope.

Ghost1
04-08-2014, 07:13 PM
It is an extra terrestrial powersource which is used to modify and manipulate human brain frequencies. Of which I have a few arranged in a way to effectively alter you.

Sexually

Lol.wow.

veritas
04-08-2014, 07:13 PM
since this thread is a giant failure lets talk about a dope dude named sesostris

he was an egyptian pharoah whose legacy should piss in the face of most celebrated conquerers, but he wasnt white so who cares amiright? WRONG. he was a fucking G.

he conquered a territory similair in scope to alexander the great, yet you've probably never head of him.

his army was full of GOONS and SAVAGES. mainly ethiopians, like most white coaches in all sports leagues he figured out 8000 years ago that black people are physically superior, and he used them and arabs to fuck up every arab and some of the savagest white tribes of the time.

when he came to a nation, and conquered them, if they were worthy of RESPECT, and HONOR, and fought VALIANTLY, he put pillars in place with his name, his image, and a message basically saying, SESOTRIS WAS HERE AND CONQUERED THESE DUDES.

when he came to a nation, and conquered them, and they put up a weak fight, or even gave up willingly, he put pillars in place with his name, his image and a message saying SESOSTRIS WAS HERE AND CONQUERED THESE DUDES, and he put a picture of a giant vagina on the pillars so all would know they were WOMEN.

thuggin

also after conquering thrace, and SCYTHIA, he returned to egypt, and INVENTED GEOMETRY, he was such a dope ruler that he gave every single egyptian an exact equal slice of land. he taxed this land that he gave, and if by some circumstance the river or something else wreaked havoc on that land, he would send out inspectors to see if it was true, and had to devise a way to figure out how much of that dudes land was lost, and how much less to charge that dude on taxes.

his answer?

GEOMETRY. invented that.

he was a fucking G.

thats all.

And you are a coke head dirt person who he would call a vagina

Fig
04-08-2014, 07:14 PM
word

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sesostris

your history class won't mention him, they think a dude who lived in antiquity and spoke to the ancients was full of shit basically, and he confused like 3-4 different pharoahs as one dude

i'm reading herodotus tho and he doesn't sound confused and his arguments make alot more sense than modern historians

the colchians being a main factor in it. herodotus, and the colchians themselves believed that they were descended from sesostris army that settled the area of modern day georgia.

but word history is dope.

Na it's my world literature class

Way more interesting than any history class I've been in

We were learning about old nordic literature before this. Cool shit

veritas
04-08-2014, 07:18 PM
Lol.wow.

You were given a chance for a sabbatical. What did you learn during it?

uh-oh
04-08-2014, 07:34 PM
And you are a coke head dirt person who he would call a vagina

does coke once every 8 months = coke head, i got you

but yo lets be real, you know he'd be doing it with me

they found cocaine on the mummified remains of egyptians

OPEN YOUR EYES

PancakeBrah
04-08-2014, 07:37 PM
if uh-oh were ever forced to use citations i feel he would stop posting.

Split
04-08-2014, 07:49 PM
one day Uhohzitox VII of Mars Upper Continent will stumble upon the scorched PDA-only archived remains of Nessys, and regale his WoW friends with the tales of the great Split Eight of eons past

History in motion

veritas
04-08-2014, 08:00 PM
does coke once every 8 months = coke head, i got you

but yo lets be real, you know he'd be doing it with me

they found cocaine on the mummified remains of egyptians

OPEN YOUR EYES

Quit lying. Typical dirt person tactic. Foh.

uh-oh
04-08-2014, 08:03 PM
if uh-oh were ever forced to use citations i feel he would stop posting.
the only citations i know about are unpaid

COME AND GET ME COPPERS, I PARK WHERE I PLEASE

but yo all knowledge i have posted in here comes from herodotus-the histories

i am reading the free kindle version, and his telling of sesostiris is about 32percent of the way in.

veritas
04-08-2014, 08:05 PM
I am trying to free you.

uh-oh
04-08-2014, 08:07 PM
Quit lying. Typical dirt person tactic. Foh.

you obviously don't know me BROTHER.

weed is my vice, when i don't have weed, which is very rare, i drink. when i'm drinking with people, which is rare as well, i do peoples blow, so i can drink more.

veritas
04-08-2014, 08:16 PM
I aint your brother FRIEND. You need to get your shit together, this aint me judging you, it is me helping you.

and one of the main reasons I am coming at you like this is because you are so close to becoming free....

uh-oh
04-08-2014, 08:31 PM
I aint your brother FRIEND. You need to get your shit together, this aint me judging you, it is me helping you.

and one of the main reasons I am coming at you like this is because you are so close to becoming free....

i ain't your FRIEND, PAL.

but nah what would constitute getting my shit together in your mind?

Split
04-08-2014, 08:58 PM
Tag game: unroflz

veritas
04-08-2014, 09:00 PM
i ain't your FRIEND, PAL.

but nah what would constitute getting my shit together in your mind?



1. Sobriety
2. Train in mind body and spirit


Let us start there.

uh-oh
04-08-2014, 09:03 PM
1. no
2. see (1.)

Destroyer
04-08-2014, 09:12 PM
wait, did this bald ninja say he has crystals?
thiscantbepsychology

El Muffin
04-08-2014, 09:12 PM
im picturing some bald ED suffering armchair psychologist telling me to hold his pocket .


image.isnt.manifesting

veritas
04-08-2014, 09:12 PM
My point exactly.

veritas
04-08-2014, 09:26 PM
I am saying that I will alter the brainwaves of all of you making you better people, or more like myself.

Witty
04-08-2014, 09:33 PM
y.

El Muffin
04-08-2014, 09:36 PM
i no wan balding
i no wan eternal flaccid dick

veritas
04-08-2014, 09:50 PM
i no wan balding
i no wan eternal flaccid dick

Do you want to learn to be funny?

Destroyer
04-08-2014, 09:54 PM
can you get rid of my hemmorhoid?

veritas
04-08-2014, 10:14 PM
Oh yeah tough guy. Sit on a ***tus.

PancakeBrah
04-08-2014, 10:40 PM
Oh yeah tough guy. Sit on a ***tus.

http://i.imgur.com/nsDXAxQ.gif

El Muffin
04-08-2014, 11:06 PM
and the award for lamest nigga alive goes to.......

Fig
04-08-2014, 11:52 PM
Thread levels weakening

Deploy titty bombs

http://www.llamarepublik.com/hashbrowns/var/albums/Amateurs/big%20glasses%20amateur%20in%20bra%20busty%20perfe ct%20tits%20cleavage.jpg?m=1368610536

Diode
04-09-2014, 09:33 AM
MORE FIG

MORE MORE MORE MORE

big baby
04-09-2014, 09:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nsDXAxQ.gif

i like your more plain view insults humor rsther than the full breakdown ones. like the citation one was gold

lold @ physical superiority