New back pic ITT (non lifters need not enter)

[Masaii]

Introducing, jacked daniels

<----

Natural. 205lbs/93kgs

Mirin?

Inb4steroidsObv

[Ghost1]

Why all the misc lately?

It seems kinda pathetic after u harassed pancake for months about taking his whole boarding style from misc (after I made every1 aware)

U need guidance

Cool pic tho i guess


Surely no1 will call u gay

[Exis]

You do know 99% of the board is male right?

[Masaii]

How is this misc?

Its a back pic.

Is this coz i said mirin? Surely you know where zyzz comes from. Surely you are aware.

Or

Are you bedazzled cause youve come full circle back to your former self again and this picture of a young adonis reminds you of how much of a slob u r.

Pls advise.

[Masaii]

You do know 99% of the board is male right?

Right cause im trying to pic up.

Sorry I forgot this isnt rsvp.com

Smh.

[Witty]

Cool back.

[Ghost1]

I'm not bejeweled

But it's obv uve been posting misc style for the last few weeks.

No need to lash out on me tho guy, I just want u to be urself.


This thread is a failthread tho.....have fun defending urself to every poster itt lol

[Exis]

Right cause im trying to pic up.

Sorry I forgot this isnt rsvp.com

Smh.

Was just sayin' queer.

[Masaii]

Ncs who is exis?

Pls advise.

[Strikta]

Lol

Fucking faggot. Smh

[Strikta]

Lol

Fucking faggot. Smh

[Exis]

Strik with twice the love lol.

[uh-oh]

how tall are you Masaii

[Masaii]

how tall are you Masaii

5foot10 and a half or

178cms



Strikta still got his jimms rustled. Obv.

[StarFaggot]

Props on the biggity back y'all tag

[neutral]

Introducing, jacked daniels

Original.

[P.S. You're not gay]

[Certain]

Those muscles must come in handy when wielding a flashlight and defending the world from shoplifters.

[Masaii]

Certain see the part in the thread title that says non lifters need not enter? Yeah that applies to you and your neckbeard.

[big baby]

Those muscles must come in handy when wielding a flashlight and defending the world from shoplifters.

hAHA

[CtrlF4]

Props on the biggity back y'all tag

Thx
Those muscles must come in handy when wielding a flashlight and defending the world from shoplifters.

Rep

[dyedinthewool]

I have to wonder how many women actually find that attractive. I certainly don't. It's just too much and for no good reason. Healthy is great, fit is cool, this is a bit much. Never the less, congrats on progress, all progress is good, always.

[Strikta]

Bro got females in here saying they ain't digging it.

My jimmies ain't rustled none brah.

Do u, faggot.

[Exis]

I thought dyed was a dude...

[Masaii]

Your jims are contorted in ways that most couldnt even imagine.

I got $15 for you strikta, ill WUnion it to you, the password on pickup will be Im a desperate faggot. You want it? I will srs send it...

[Strikta]

Yea send it.

Need some gas money.

[Fig]

Damn masaii hot back pic oh fuck yeah wow that's COOL

[veritas]

this is attention whoring.

[Strikta]

Where the fuck is my Western Union at??

Bluffin Mcmuffin.

[Hush]

I have to wonder how many women actually find that attractive. I certainly don't. It's just too much and for no good reason. Healthy is great, fit is cool, this is a bit much. Never the less, congrats on progress, all progress is good, always.

Lmaoooo

[Hush]

Your jims are contorted in ways that most couldnt even imagine.

I got $15 for you strikta, ill WUnion it to you, the password on pickup will be Im a desperate faggot. You want it? I will srs send it...

U have literally never had an original post

[Inno]

Request strangers pics to make fun of

Check.

Make countless alias' and talk. To yourselves

Check.


Post selfish of one's back.

Check.


Nc is definitely not homo erotic

[Masaii]

U have literally never had an original post

Remember 2 days ago when you tried to hug my nutsuck and post lols and give me reps and i told you i dont need a sidekick? Yeah that still applies faggot.

[Strikta]

Stfu gay boy.

Noone gives a fuck what u say.

[Masaii]

Stfu gay boy.

Noone gives a fuck what u say.

Youll get your $5 gay boy. Wait a couple days ill make a thread and we will go through the appropriate channels.

Pw for money pickup will be something like i am a pathetic scumbag aids carrying faggot. Do not give me money.

And you will post results.

[Strikta]

U said 15 tho.

& I want it today.. not another day.

I'm tryna get high TODAY nigga.

[Badweather]

Introducing, jacked daniels

<----

Natural. 205lbs/93kgs

Mirin?

Inb4steroidsObv

being 5'10" makes you a jacked russell terrier, homie


lol

[Eŋg]

nutsuck.

parapraxis?

[Ghost1]

Fuckin gone@ masaii so broke he had to rescind his offer to strikta of 15 bucks an lower it to 5. .... While calling HIM a dirtbag....lol.

Inb4 it was a typo


Well....This thread went exactly as I predicted.


Go head an take a break there guy .....maybe use the chaos account for a little while?

[Split]

time to cut brah

[Hush]

Remember 2 days ago when you tried to hug my nutsuck and post lols and give me reps and i told you i dont need a sidekick? Yeah that still applies faggot.

It's normal u remember that right ?
Lol fucking cornball

[big baby]

u so fucking big masaii so strong hold me masaii so muscles much strong lift mountain masaii ;_)

[Masaii]

Hi guise just wanted to let you know, again, im bigger, faster and stronger than anyone here. It is okay, I understand my physical dominance makes you mad....but here is a video for you;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Yq1qAEMFg

[big baby]

i only a baby i literally 2 feet tall u fuckan dumbo fuck

i mentally superior so....yeh

[PancakeBrah]

I highly doubt you're the fastest person here, though.

I bet Diode outlifts as he uses a powerlifting program and from what I remember you use a bodybuilding type routine.

Biggest, yeah.

Good work on the progress, natural or not.

I wouldn't want to get that big, personally, but good work regardless.

[big baby]

wut he mean fast lil baby gewd @ speedbag lmao imagine a baby usin a speedbag, and me and mustachia jog in our diaper sweats everyday 5 miles under half hour she more doe she dumb. how fast u

[Masaii]

diode out deadlifts me this is confirmed.

[Split]

Can we get a moratorium on Masaii meme usage? Thanks. It feels like an episode of the League rawdogged 9gag on prom night, and left its bastard child in the care of Hush and Pancake

I am faster than Masaii in every running event

[Split]

keep my name out your mouth nigga

fuck you think this is

*whispering* repped

[Masaii]

I am faster than Masaii in every running event

Practice running away from bullies?

[Split]

Nah practicing running track

[Masaii]

pics

[Neighbor]

That's an impressive avatar pic, brother

[veritas]

Mas...you my boy and all...but I would hurt you.

Carry on.

[Masaii]

Mas...you my boy and all...but I would hurt you.

Carry on.

I cant sword fight sorry brah

[Split]

pics

...what? still waiting on your pics brah, if you really wanna bring those skeletons out the closet

[veritas]

I cant sword fight sorry brah


You still have much to learn young sir. I will be around.

[StarFaggot]

Masaii let me give you some advice. Cut the chin strap, makes you look like a douche. Also you're too short to be that swole makes you look stumpy and girls don't like that. Work less on mass and more on definition.

[Masaii]

Id like to do aeros advice actually but my diet needs change and i hate cardio. One day tho bruh.

Ps i dnt have a chinstrap its just the light. No cronus.

[Hush]

This I'm stronger routine is wack

Nigga I got way more money
Big deal

[Diode]

Hi guise just wanted to let you know, again, im bigger, faster and stronger than anyone here. It is okay, I understand my physical dominance makes you mad....but here is a video for you;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Yq1qAEMFg

We've already proven that not to be the case.

Why we gotta do dis?

edit: n/m already covered

[veritas]

I am able to out strength all of you in functional strength.

[PancakeBrah]

Like arm wrestling?

[veritas]

mayhaps.....

but more along the lines of physical work over a long period of time.

[veritas]

yeah I bet you were handling a lot of wood.

fact is, I am stronger than you in all aspects that matter, and just as strong as you in your little gym arts, while mocking you with the bodyweight revolution.

Additionally, I far surpass your levels in all and every aspect which matters to you....which ironically, matter not to me.

[PancakeBrah]

'bodyweight revolution'

praise to the lol-gods, you bless me too much some times.

[Ghost1]

AYO but

Bodyweight training is neat an all

But

U do realize that barbell strength training is a superior form of developing functional strength.....?

[attaboy]

Sign up here and see this faggot ass shit. Nigga nobody cares about your back muscles.


Your back in shape in the same way ric flairs pecs are.

[Diode]

hey veritas

my strength functionally ceases the flow of blood to people's brains, hyperextends their elbows, knees, and ankles past the tensile capabilities of their ligaments, and dislocates their shoulders while maintaining a dominant position both standing up and on the ground.

i guess that's functional, eh?

[veritas]

AYO but

Bodyweight training is neat an all

But

U do realize that barbell strength training is a superior form of developing functional strength.....?

you fools. Of course I still use weights....like a 75lb weight vest on my body when I try to do more than one pull up in futility. or when I do 20 pushups with it on.

you fools 2x: If I am moving my body against gravity that is resistant. the only way barbell is effective if it is realistic.

you fools 3x: I lol at you talking about deadlifts and yet you couldn't climb a rope.

4x fools: I still use weights some, I curl 3 sets of 10 with 40 lbs for jokes. All the training I will do will translate to real life...when is the last time you layed down on your belly and lifted your legs up in real life? work those hammies bro.

I mean brah...

I mean fag.

[veritas]

hey veritas

my strength functionally ceases the flow of blood to people's brains, hyperextends their elbows, knees, and ankles past the tensile capabilities of their ligaments, and dislocates their shoulders while maintaining a dominant position both standing up and on the ground.

i guess that's functional, eh?


all that is great, but against me you would lose 10 out of 10 fights. fact.

[Diode]

all that is great, but against me you would lose 10 out of 10 fights. fact.

same as i told that idiot troll sicc, if we're ever in the same area i will gladly entertain you at an open mat. that way no feelings get hurt and no charges get pressed.

will be a lot less likely than sicc though since you live in the middle of nowhere

:\

[veritas]

same as i told that idiot troll sicc, if we're ever in the same area i will gladly entertain you at an open mat. that way no feelings get hurt and no charges get pressed.

will be a lot less likely than sicc though since you live in the middle of nowhere

:\

this quote is the exact reason why you would lose...every time.

[Diode]

olympic lifts are entirely functional strength. pushing and pulling at their most basic and fundamental.

that is all you ever need.

[Diode]

this quote is the exact reason why you would lose...every time.

"okay"

[veritas]

olympic lifts are entirely functional strength. pushing and pulling at their most basic and fundamental.

that is all you ever need.

which is essentially what I do.


I care only about strength, speed, flexibility, and endurance.

[veritas]

"okay"

think it through.....why would I say what I did? why would you lose if we went to the open mat?

[Diode]

which is essentially what I do.


I care only about strength, speed, flexibility, and endurance.

http://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Seinfeld-Leaving.gif

[veritas]

http://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Seinfeld-Leaving.gif

focus.....

[PancakeBrah]

Veritas really has no idea what he's talking about.

Sounding like a crossfit girl lel

Stay ignorant, though. It's worked in every other facet of your life.

[oats]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqb8LKBHFMs

[Ghost1]

Oats u lookin young w/out the beard, hoss

[oats]

just trying to match the testosterone levels of this thread.

BIG BACK MUSCLES AND BIG FEELINGS IN THIS BITCH

[ALIEN]

nice lat spread... #zyzz #mirinbrah

[Certain]

Fighting is for elementary-age children.

[Seyance]

be athletic not hench, you guys crack me up.. can't even do 30 minutes of cardio. completely vain-pointless muscular tone. girls don't even really like it either, they much prefer an athletic well proportioned complete body tone. not some guy with a huge back and tiny legs. y'all look like faggots when you try play sports too, awkward.. usually you guys were small skinny boys in your teens. no natural physique.

[Diode]

be athletic not hench, you guys crack me up.. can't even do 30 minutes of cardio. completely vain-pointless muscular tone. girls don't even really like it either, they much prefer an athletic well proportioned complete body tone. not some guy with a huge back and tiny legs. y'all look like faggots when you try play sports too, awkward.. usually you guys were small skinny boys in your teens. no natural physique.

imagine a world, if you will

in which a complete lifter used compound movements in olympic lifts

in which their physique was proportional

and their 1RM tonnage for OHP/dead/bench/squat was about 1500 lb

and they started and ended every session with jump rope and box jumps

and their "off days" consisted of 2 hours of bjj drilling and live rolling with no breaks

imagine there were a lot of people like that in this world

imagine that

[Masaii]

you guys crack me up.. can't even do 30 minutes of cardio. completely vain-pointless muscular tone. girls don't even really like it either, they much prefer an athletic well proportioned complete body tone. not some guy with a huge back and tiny legs. y'all look like faggots when you try play sports too, awkward.. usually you guys were small skinny boys in your teens. no natural physique.
http://thenewsportsguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/42FrankMirUFC57Weigh.jpg
http://api.mmajunkie.com/files/large/cheick-kongo-16.jpg
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02190/alistairovereem_2190017b.jpg
http://themmacorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/DosSantosTatumMMACorner.jpg


So explain to me again how if you are muscular and large, you must be slow, unfit, out of proportion and get no women?

It's okay, i'll wait.

[oats]

We forgot, masaii is a UFC hw :-/

Btw, Mir is close to retirement/getting cut, Kongo got cut, overeem is washed up with suspicion of roids being his key to success, and cigano is overhauling his training regiment after getting thoroughly thrashed by the smaller, more athletic fighter.

I have to agree with seyance on this one. I do light weights and mostly plyo and calisthenics, and I'm positive I'd outperform most people here athletically. Ie in actual function or competition (obv not a weight lifting comp). I don't knock being a muscular meathead, but I don't get it unless you are trying to be a trainer or bodybuilder of some sort.

[Witty]

Some people like looking like that, some people don't.

Doesn't really matter what anyone looks like really, it is of no consequence.

It doesn't matter bros.

[Just C]

Massai looking like a fucking boss right now.

[Ghost1]

We forgot, masaii is a UFC hw :-/

Btw, Mir is close to retirement/getting cut, Kongo got cut, overeem is washed up with suspicion of roids being his key to success, and cigano is overhauling his training regiment after getting thoroughly thrashed by the smaller, more athletic fighter.

I have to agree with seyance on this one. I do light weights and mostly plyo and calisthenics, and I'm positive I'd outperform most people here athletically. Ie in actual function or competition (obv not a weight lifting comp). I don't knock being a muscular meathead, but I don't get it unless you are trying to be a trainer or bodybuilder of some sort.

In regards to the last paragraph.....don't that seem kinda stupid wen u read it too?

Lol

HEY WEIGHT LIFTER

I WILL BEAT U IN ANY ATHLETIC COMPETITION

EXCEPT WEIGHT LIFTING

LOLZORO-!

[veritas]

In regards to the last paragraph.....don't that seem kinda stupid wen u read it too?

Lol

HEY WEIGHT LIFTER

I WILL BEAT U IN ANY ATHLETIC COMPETITION

EXCEPT WEIGHT LIFTING

LOLZORO-!


LOLZORD!?

[oats]

Right, because weight lifting on its own is not functional. When in everyday life are you mimicking flies, bench, etc. if anything squats is functional. My point is that I will get dominated lifting things in a weight room, but lifting things in real life that gpa will be significantly smaller.

[veritas]

Agree with oats.

[Diode]

Right, because weight lifting on its own is not functional. When in everyday life are you mimicking flies, bench, etc. if anything squats is functional. My point is that I will get dominated lifting things in a weight room, but lifting things in real life that gpa will be significantly smaller.

The answer is: constantly if you are an athlete

pulling and pushing.

that is all it is.

[Ghost1]

Maybe vs a bodybuilder

But vs someone who lifts for strength ie Olympic lifts.....squat, deadlifts, bench, ohp etc

U lose....

Those r the epitome of functional movements based on strength

We just did this convo 2 pages ago?



But yea.....I think at the very least we can all agree we don't want to be like or ever look like masaii.....

Church.

[oats]

Honestly though, I've competed athletically at a level higher than most people here, I'd think at least, don't know for sure. And while those things help in active competition, hardly anyone here actively competes (I know you're an exception, diode - do you just train or do you also compete?). If anything, you can certainly attest to the muscle bodies who come in after a big UFC event who get smashed because their muscles aren't functional outside of the weight room.

Big muscles takes a lot of discipline and hard work, which I respect. I just don't get it for casual life. I'd rather be lean and strong than big and bulky.

[Masaii]

Honestly though, I've competed athletically at a level higher than most people here, I'd think at least, don't know for sure. And while those things help in active competition, hardly anyone here actively competes (I know you're an exception, diode - do you just train or do you also compete?). If anything, you can certainly attest to the muscle bodies who come in after a big UFC event who get smashed because their muscles aren't functional outside of the weight room.

Big muscles takes a lot of discipline and hard work, which I respect. I just don't get it for casual life. I'd rather be lean and strong than big and bulky.
I have been training BJJ for the last 2 years and played at a state level for rugby union whilst receiving a scholarship to the best private school in the state. My explosive movements and speed are very good. Just because someone is big and others could never get that big they dismiss it as steroids or nonfunctional (although I would agree in some cases, it is not the case for me).





But yea.....I think at the very least we can all agree we don't want to be like or ever look like masaii.....

Church.

You never could look like me because your discipline and skill is low tier. Whilst you sleep I train, whilst you party I work and whilst you work I train. Face it, you are IRL a pathetic beta male who grew a beard because he wanted to look tough because he is fat and has the haircut of a 16 yr old lesbian. What a joke, dont ever approach my threads and act like youve lifted a day in your miserable life you fraudulent faggot.

[Fig]

whilst your party I work and whilst your work I train.

[veritas]

I have been training BJJ for the last 2 years and played at a state level for rugby union whilst receiving a scholarship to the best private school in the state. My explosive movements and speed are very good. Just because someone is big and others could never get that big they dismiss it as steroids or nonfunctional (although I would agree in some cases, it is not the case for me).



You never could look like me because your discipline and skill is low tier. Whilst you sleep I train, whilst your party I work and whilst your work I train. Face it, you are IRL a pathetic beta male who grew a beard because he wanted to look tough because he is fat and has the haircut of a 16 yr old lesbian. What a joke, dont ever approach my threads and act like youve lifted a day in your miserable life you fraudulent faggot.


Solid retort

[PancakeBrah]

bench/squat/deadlift/press are functional. that's just a fact. they're compound movements that do more than add muscle.

also, idk why people keep calling them olympic lifts. they're powerlifting lifts. olympic lifts are snatches and cleans and shit like that. although squats are an olympic lift. ive never heard of the big four being referred to as olympic lifts. you're freaking me out Diode Bags

using the big 4 will give you "functional strength" (that phrase has become a buzzword that i just ignore at this point). will bodyweight exercises give you functional strength? yes. i would argue they're not as effective at building that "functional strength", though. show me someone who can rep out an impressive weight on bench and i bet they can hold their own in dips. pull-ups are included in any serious lifting routine. it's a blend. people who disregard heavy lifting aren't necessarily wrong, but they could be more right. there's literally no downside to powerlifting. all the old wives tales about being too muscle bound/losing flexibility/etc. have been proven false.

do what you want to do. i personally believe that focusing on those aforementioned compound movements with some pull-ups and other accessory work is the best and most efficient means of becoming "FUNCTIONALLY STRONG". if you think that a strong bench doesn't translate to functional strength, you're wrong. point blank. same with the rest of the big four.

powerlifts+accessory work+HIIT+LISS=functional strength.

being huge like masaii isn't for everybody. even as a proponent of weightlifting i don't want to be that big. but to say it's not practical is short sighted.

[Ghost1]

Now who's Jimmies are dazzled :(

Vintage massaii gorilla razzle video from misc to thread.

[Fig]

Yo this German hoe.just hearted my instagram photo from way back

Is this sex?

[uh-oh]

i just do diamond pushups and wrestle deer in the wild

[oats]

I think there's value in power lifting, I may have jumped to too solid a conclusion when in fact there are caveats. The most fit people I know do a hybrid crossfit and power lifting regiment.

My point was more geared towards the roid monkeys in the gym I go to, the stereotypical monster chest/arms/back who can barely run a mile etc. At least being muscular like that is better than being a fatass.

[uh-oh]

you know whats disappointing THO

i got a bowflex and the shit sucks

it was free, but still, i remembered the commercials like im bout to get diesel on these HO'S

but i fucked with it for like three weeks and there was no change except i was better at bending the BARS

meanwhile i could go to my boys and bench 2 45 plates, like 30 times, not all at once lmao, and be dead for days swoll like a G

either way. its all malarkey because i'll just shoot you in the dick

[ill nik-A]

In my prime I curled 2 plates and two quarters, preacher curls yea
Bench 3 plates on each side
8 plates on each side in leg presses

I too am 5'10 but my strength was sick

I'm retired and eating is much funner, still own guns though doubt they ever go away tbh

[Diode]

Honestly though, I've competed athletically at a level higher than most people here, I'd think at least, don't know for sure. And while those things help in active competition, hardly anyone here actively competes (I know you're an exception, diode - do you just train or do you also compete?). If anything, you can certainly attest to the muscle bodies who come in after a big UFC event who get smashed because their muscles aren't functional outside of the weight room.

Big muscles takes a lot of discipline and hard work, which I respect. I just don't get it for casual life. I'd rather be lean and strong than big and bulky.

yes, i compete.

muscle bodies who come in and try to smash with no experience do get wrecked, sure.

but strength is definitely advantage vs not having it.

[Ghost1]

Lol da god functional strength plan - messin w sasquatch

[veritas]

Life was our ancestors gym.

[Diode]

In my prime I curled 2 plates and two quarters, preacher curls yea
Bench 3 plates on each side
8 plates on each side in leg presses

I too am 5'10 but my strength was sick

I'm retired and eating is much funner, still own guns though doubt they ever go away tbh

you did not curl 275 weirdo

nor did you curl 185 if you meant 45, 25 on each side

leg presses are dumb

i will pay you money to see a video of you benching 315

[veritas]

I use weights too...but they are not essential.

The body weight revolution has begun comrades.

[Masaii]

I use weights too...but they are not essential.

The body weight revolution has begun comrades.
Bruce Lee who use to only do isometric exercises even advanced onto weights and said there is nothing else like it to build STRENGTH (not size but strength). Pls V, I want you to evolve. Wont you evolve with me V?

Now who's Jimmies are dazzled :(

Vintage massaii gorilla razzle video from misc to thread.

Nice retort lesbian, ignore everything I said because you know it is true. Life must be too hard to face atm for poor Anthony.

[veritas]

You owned Anthony. Well done.

I am with you. I just saod I used weoghts.

I use my body weight also. I am 6 feet tall and 220 lbs. I aint no slouch trust.

I just did 25 pushups with a 60lb weight vest on. Try it.

Strength is different.

[ill nik-A]

I warmed up with plates gtfoh weakling

[Ghost1]

LOL life lessons from autistic fonzy with muscles

Oh lawd

Keep saying the lesbian joke tho....it might catch


I could never take u seriously tho.

U cant even muster ur own unique personality on an Internet forum based solely on imagination.

Uve proven countless times that your emotional attachment to this site is so deep that uve been forced off of it in shame multiple times.

Ur a stocky bellhop at holiday Inn who jerks off to bodybuilding.com memes and u have a handmade collage dedicated to when lars and hush used to let u ride their coattails and steal an occasional lol that even Maestwoh wouldn't cosign

Uve become a running joke on a site that was built to harbor skills you don't posess.

Oh

An split still waiting on u to post a picture with a girl.

[veritas]

LOL life lessons from autistic fonzy with muscles

Oh lawd

Keep saying the lesbian joke tho....it might catch


I could never take u seriously tho.

U cant even muster ur own unique personality on an Internet forum based solely on imagination.

Uve proven countless times that your emotional attachment to this site is so deep that uve been forced off of it in shame multiple times.

Ur a stocky bellhop at holiday Inn who jerks off to bodybuilding.com memes and u have a handmade collage dedicated to when lars and hush used to let u ride their coattails and steal an occasional lol that even Maestwoh wouldn't cosign

Uve become a running joke on a site that was built to harbor skills you don't posess.

Oh

An split still waiting on u to post a picture with a girl.


Solid retort.

[oats]

Diode what tournaments you been in? I always wanted to try my hand at naga to get the sword, but I heard they stopped doing that. What belt?

[trap]

I bench 225 and run a two mile in anywhere from 1140 to 1230, depending on the day at 34 years old. I am the total package.

[big baby]

i bench mustachia and can throw her for a mile she go like mustachio plz mustachioooo-o-o-o- o (echo) (as she flies away) lmao bitch

[Masaii]

LOL life lessons from autistic fonzy with muscles

Oh lawd

Keep saying the lesbian joke tho....it might catch


I could never take u seriously tho.

U cant even muster ur own unique personality on an Internet forum based solely on imagination.

Uve proven countless times that your emotional attachment to this site is so deep that uve been forced off of it in shame multiple times.

Ur a stocky bellhop at holiday Inn who jerks off to bodybuilding.com memes and u have a handmade collage dedicated to when lars and hush used to let u ride their coattails and steal an occasional lol that even Maestwoh wouldn't cosign

Uve become a running joke on a site that was built to harbor skills you don't posess.

Oh

An split still waiting on u to post a picture with a girl.

So in other words you only exceed me in an online fantasy world of ones and zeros. LMAO!

Real life awaits you Anthony, time to face your depression and become a man.

Or maybe if I put it in a language you'll understand: LOLZORD YOU'RE A FAGGOT.

[veritas]

And masaii returns the volley with the tried and true challenge for anthony to return to real life....

[Ghost1]

Oh.. so....today ur veritas ...

Who are u irl?


It's always awkward whilst (lol who fuckin says whilst 9 times in a 3 paragraph rage post) hanging out with socially inept losers like you irl because you latch onto the most dominant personality in the group and then begin to act as if it is yours. You think your fitting in and making every1 see how neat you are! Contrarily it is awkward for the rest of the group and embarrassing to watch you desperately mimic another individuals habits in an attempt to feel comfortable in a recreational environment.

I'd cut my own skin off if I wasn't comfortable in it. You on the other hand settle for displacement and compensate by lying :(

I'm not the one who's unhappy. Brah.

[big baby]

lol @ bags took the pill that makes u smart

[Ghost1]

Lol. NEIGHBOR TAKE DINOCEPTOR IT MAKES NUMBERS SEEM LIKE COLORS

[Masaii]

IRL I am my own person. Believe. Nice of you to go off on a tangent though.
How is your daughter today? Good? Nice to see you like to play fantasy poet rather than be a father. That is fact. Go and play with your deprived child and do something about your physical appearance, you are hard to look at you disgusting slob.

PS if you look at the thread title it says (non lifters need not enter). Like Certain, you also shouldn't have clicked on this thread as you obviously are out of your element talking about things you dont know (again).

[veritas]

Masaii...please dont say lolzord ever again. Good play on the lack of his parenting.

Anthony: well played. Call him on his toolshed personality.


Round three go.

[veritas]

Oh.. so....today ur veritas ...

Who are u irl?


It's always awkward whilst (lol who fuckin says whilst 9 times in a 3 paragraph rage post) hanging out with socially inept losers like you irl because you latch onto the most dominant personality in the group and then begin to act as if it is yours. You think your fitting in and making every1 see how neat you are! Contrarily it is awkward for the rest of the group and embarrassing to watch you desperately mimic another individuals habits in an attempt to feel comfortable in a recreational environment.

I'd cut my own skin off if I wasn't comfortable in it. You on the other hand settle for displacement and compensate by lying :(

I'm not the one who's unhappy. Brah.

I would cut off your skin for other reasons.

[Ghost1]

Lol. WAHHHHHHHHHHHH DONT COME IN MY THREADS :(:(

I run this site faggot

I will take a steaming shit in any single one of ur embarrassing threads showcasing ur pathetic crys for attention

OH WAIT HOLD ON

I NEED TO GO PUSH MY DAUGHTER ON THE SWING AT 10PM

tell me moar of ur parenting skills based on ur field trip to nigger valley to go take pictures with a bunch 9f starving tar baby's for an hour.

OH HEY GUYS ITS ME JOHNNY BRAVOS H9MESCHOOLED COUSIN I SPIT IN THIS GATOR ADE BOTTLE NOW UR VILLAGE CAN DRINK FOR A WEEK-!

quickly back to netcees! I have to let every1 know how profound I am.

[Masaii]

Answer me this, do you think you are winning at life? Is this what you envisioned?

Arguing with more dominant Alpha males on the interwebz who IRL you stare at the ground whilst walking past?

Is this your way at getting back at the world for your failure? Through text on a board that means nothing?

You're pathetic Anthony. Your lack of self control is evident through your body. Get a grip.

[Neighbor]

Lol. NEIGHBOR TAKE DINOCEPTOR IT MAKES NUMBERS SEEM LIKE COLORS

What is this sorcery you speak of?

[veritas]

Lol. WAHHHHHHHHHHHH DONT COME IN MY THREADS :(:(

I run this site faggot

I will take a steaming shit in any single one of ur embarrassing threads showcasing ur pathetic crys for attention

OH WAIT HOLD ON

I NEED TO GO PUSH MY DAUGHTER ON THE SWING AT 10PM

tell me moar of ur parenting skills based on ur field trip to nigger valley to go take pictures with a bunch 9f starving tar baby's for an hour.

OH HEY GUYS ITS ME JOHNNY BRAVOS H9MESCHOOLED COUSIN I SPIT IN THIS GATOR ADE BOTTLE NOW UR VILLAGE CAN DRINK FOR A WEEK-!

quickly back to netcees! I have to let every1 know how profound I am.

You dont run this site. Tjis was a good play against masaii playing captain planet recruiting planeteers in africa.

[Ghost1]

Lol. If you and I were in a social environment together woth a group of people you would not be the alpha male.

Lol....U don't really think u would be......? Do you really?

Ur not even an alpha male on the internet....how could you possibly be one irl!??!?!

I'm sorry this has just become unrealistic.

Like it or not this board translates into the real world and you have never been and will never be an alpha male.

My personality would shine brighter if we were in a social setting. Period. U wouldn't be mad tho...ud have fun..I would include you in some of the jokes. But this weird fantasy u have where ur in the bar flexing and curling barstools while I stumble by awkwardly in embarrassment and fear of ur awesomeness is just.....idk...Wat it is this? A short story your writ8ng?

[veritas]

Answer me this, do you think you are winning at life? Is this what you envisioned?

Arguing with more dominant Alpha males on the interwebz who IRL you stare at the ground whilst walking past?

Is this your way at getting back at the world for your failure? Through text on a board that means nothing?

You're pathetic Anthony. Your lack of self control is evident through your body. Get a grip.

Cmon masaii....hit him. This was weak.

[veritas]

Lol. If you and I were in a social environment together woth a group of people you would not be the alpha male.

Lol....U don't really think u would be......? Do you really?

Ur not even an alpha male on the internet....how could you possibly be one irl!??!?!

I'm sorry this has just become unrealistic.

Like it or not this board translates into the real world and you have never been and will never be an alpha male.

My personality would shine brighter if we were in a social setting. Period. U wouldn't be mad tho...I'd have fun. But this weird fantasy u have where ur in the bar flexing and curling barstools while I stumble by awkwardly in embarrassment and fear of ur awesomeness is just.....idk...Wat it is this? A short story your writ8ng?


We should hang out.

Anthony waxing strong here....looking for mas to counter....

[Neighbor]

We should hang out.

Anthony waxing strong here....looking for mas to counter....

You know Veritas would come out of his study smelling like Sex Panther w/ a bottle of 100 year old scotch like, "I've been saving this for a special occasion" & then try to lick your butthole

[veritas]

You know Veritas would come out of his study smelling like Sex Panther w/ a bottle of 100 year old scotch like, "I've been saving this for a special occasion" & then try to lick your butthole

Did you have that dream too? Except in mine I tonio him. No homo.

[Ghost1]

LOL

This is why it can never be James

[veritas]

You dont ever think about it though?

[Ghost1]

Lol.nqh man. Not even ever.

[veritas]

Im not talking about the tonio thing...talking about us hanging out?

[Neighbor]

Anthony

Tonio

Antonio

It all makes sense now

[Ghost1]

That's what I was referring to.

I was trying not to acknowledge the ttonio bus8ness.

[Diode]

I warmed up with plates gtfoh weakling

congrats on calling the strongest dude on the board weakling.

[Diode]

Diode what tournaments you been in? I always wanted to try my hand at naga to get the sword, but I heard they stopped doing that. What belt?

locals only so far

been blue for about a year and change

debating NAGA in june

yeah no sword, you get a srs champ belt though. like ufc style. thing is huge. that's if you win @ the national though.. still medals for regionals.

[Diode]

I bench 225 and run a two mile in anywhere from 1140 to 1230, depending on the day at 34 years old. I am the total package.

lex luger killed his girlfriend with heroin and became a born again christian after suffering total paralysis from spinal compression by "turning the wrong way" in an airplane seat.

so i mean

aim higher, trap!

[Diode]

What is this sorcery you speak of?

leaned me

good job

[Neighbor]

ha ha ha!

[oats]

Diode for some reason I thought you were higher than that. Come out to the HI and we'll roll. I'll be throwing gogos like nothing (you strike me as more of a top game kinda guy).

[Ghost1]

lex luger killed his girlfriend with heroin and became a born again christian after suffering total paralysis from spinal compression by "turning the wrong way" in an airplane seat.

so i mean

aim higher, trap!

Is that airplane part real?

Wtf?--?

[Diode]

Diode for some reason I thought you were higher than that. Come out to the HI and we'll roll. I'll be throwing gogos like nothing (you strike me as more of a top game kinda guy).

2 stripes. Scott Devine.. you should know him well in HI :)

[Diode]

Is that airplane part real?

Wtf?--?

YouTube search lex luger 700 club

[Masaii]

Like it or not this board translates into the real world


So fucking dead. You just proved how important this board is to your real life.

Omfbeta.

In the meantime keep pretending like you know what a bench press is you slobbish creature. Maybe one day you can be aesthetic....(not rly)

[Neighbor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ge70c89330

[oats]

2 stripes. Scott Devine.. you should know him well in HI :)

Nice. I trained with Franco de camargo after he took over Carlson's gym when I was in California. I trained at relsons gym here, them I got real Jewish and wanted to save money so I trained at this place called no remorse, more MMA than bjj. It's been a while though, mostly I just help my friends get ready for fights now.

[Seyance]

all of those are very static, more a show of raw power. not really functional. i just do cardio, play sports and i skate every now and again.. ive got good genetics so being athletic was a bit of a given aslong as i keep up to it. i'd be competing with oats to be one of the top athletes on here. years of multi sport experience at high levels. it's much more functional in life than being that huge, it makes you more dynamic.

if you doing it cause you enjoy it that's cool, do you. but i'm with oats, i don't get it.

[ill nik-A]

congrats on calling the strongest dude on the board weakling.

Get over urself

Like that shit applies to the I give a fuck foundation

Congrats

[trap]

lex luger killed his girlfriend with heroin and became a born again christian after suffering total paralysis from spinal compression by "turning the wrong way" in an airplane seat.

so i mean

aim higher, trap!

The torture rack was so cool back then. Canadian crippler instead?

[Diode]

Get over urself

Like that shit applies to the I give a fuck foundation

Congrats

stay puft, nik

stay puft

[Diode]

The torture rack was so cool back then. Canadian crippler instead?

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bad-news-barrett-squashes-new-years-hopes-wwe-universe-smackdown-jan-3-2014-620x350.jpg

[veritas]

Ego's to thread.

[ill nik-A]

Power puft to u sir

[Diode]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1493244_627204074034597_4956029376171741034_n.jpg