Week 8 rankings, chat and predictions

[Certain]

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Season 3


A lot of people didn't vote last week. I forgave this time because, well, I was in a forgiving mood and was glad so many people showed up. But I can promise you that won't happen again this week. If you don't vote and win, you won't get credit for it. If you don't vote and lose, you will be signed out. Voting has been shitty, and it's the only reason anyone joins these leagues.

Anyway, here are the Week 8 matchups, with picture topics that are assigned to each battle:

Championship:
1. oats (7-0)
2. King Ra. (4-3)

Contender match:
3. Mike Wrecka (3-4)
4. El Pancake (3-2)

5. zygote (5-2)
X. MMLP (0-1)

7. Fig (1-0)
8. Bladed Thesis (1-0)

9. Certain (1-0)
10. Witty (1-2)

11. timeless (4-3)
12. Frank (5-2)

13. Vividlyvague (4-2)
14. Adonis (3-4)

15. rhetoric (0-1)
16. Totoro (0-5)

17. d0ubt (0-0)
18. Johnathan Mercy (0-0)

19. TheRealWayneBrady (0-0)
20. Zombie (0-0)

[King Ra.]

First post. Fuck y'all.

[e11even]

second. suck a dork.

[Adonis]

Be in LA all week if anyone wanna brew it up and lives there

[Wise Wiggles]

Take a hint buddy..

[PancakeBrah]

My bad for not voting

Drop some pieces for feed

[Adonis]

Take a hint buddy..

For sure. I've met like 4 to 5 dudes from PR. Not tripping Dick

Meet Ben grim. Cool cat, we chill now and again still

Met beat demon. Big ass alcoholic. Huge person

A few others. Can't remember

[Fig]

1. oats (7-0) vs. 2. King Ra. (4-3)
3. Mike Wrecka (3-4) vs. 4. El Pancake (3-2)
5. zygote (5-2) vs. 6. Brian Bryan (1-0)
9. Certain (1-0) vs. 10. Witty (1-2)
11. timeless (4-3) vs. 12. Frank (5-2)
13. Vividlyvague (4-2) vs. 14. Adonis (3-4)
15. rhetoric (0-1) vs. 16. Totoro (0-5)
17. d0ubt (0-0) vs. 18. Johnathan Mercy (0-0) idk
19. TheRealWayneBrady (0-0) vs. 20. Zombie (0-0) lol

[TheRealWayneBrady]

1. oats (7-0) vs. 2. King Ra. (4-3)
3. Mike Wrecka (3-4) vs. 4. El Pancake (3-2)
5. zygote (5-2) vs. 6. Brian Bryan (1-0)
9. Certain (1-0) vs. 10. Witty (1-2)
11. timeless (4-3) vs. 12. Frank (5-2)
13. Vividlyvague (4-2) vs. 14. Adonis (3-4)
15. rhetoric (0-1) vs. 16. Totoro (0-5)
17. d0ubt (0-0) vs. 18. Johnathan Mercy (0-0) idk
19. TheRealWayneBrady (0-0) vs. 20. Zombie (0-0) lol

Don't laugh at our battle you dick

[Fig]

Don't laugh at our battle you dick

Oh I'm laughing

Laughing like a silly little faggot

[TheRealWayneBrady]

Oh I'm laughing

Laughing like a silly little faggot

Sig check fig newton

[King Ra.]

Lmao.

[Fig]

I'm more Wayne Brady than you bitch

[TheRealWayneBrady]

Fig I would totally lock you in a dryer and turn it on.


Mabe it would de-retard you

[e11even]

cool account tho.

[TheRealWayneBrady]

cool account tho.

I like your topic. I would lay naked with 50 virgin titty bouncing in that water and figs mom feeding me grapes. He can come to, but he can't touch anything

[e11even]

Championship: 1. oats (7-0) vs. 2. King Ra. (4-3)//Oats is on beast mode
Contender match: 3. Mike Wrecka (3-4) vs. 4. El Pancake (3-2)//Mike by a hair
5. zygote (5-2) vs. 6. Brian Bryan (1-0)//Lars for a more stylish read
7. Fig (1-0) vs. 8. Bladed Thesis (1-0)//BT will post a great no-show verse
9. Certain (1-0) vs. 10. Witty (1-2)// Pretty good matchup imo. Cert.
11. timeless (4-3) vs. 12. Frank (5-2)// Franky with the unchallenged dunk.
13. Vividlyvague (4-2) vs. 14. Adonis (3-4)// The winner gets to watch women wrestle in fig's homemade peanut butter... mostly made of fig filling.
15. rhetoric (0-1) vs. 16. Totoro (0-5)// NYC for great wording and flow
17. d0ubt (0-0) vs. 18. Johnathan Mercy (0-0)// meh... i'll read to see what happens.
19. TheRealWayneBrady (0-0) vs. 20. Zombie (0-0) //IRL this would be entertaining as fuck.

[e11even]

I like your topic. I would lay naked with 50 virgin titty bouncing in that water and figs mom feeding me grapes. He can come to, but he can't touch anything


we both attacked fig back to back... pardon my phrasing.

[TheRealWayneBrady]

Wayne brady beast tho

[oats]

3. Mike Wrecka (3-4) vs. 4. El Pancake (3-2)
5. zygote (5-2) vs. X. MMLP (0-1)
7. Fig (1-0) vs. 8. Bladed Thesis (1-0)
9. Certain (1-0) vs. 10. Witty (1-2)
11. timeless (4-3) vs. 12. Frank (5-2)
13. Vividlyvague (4-2) vs. 14. Adonis (3-4)
15. rhetoric (0-1) vs. 16. Totoro (0-5)
17. d0ubt (0-0) vs. 18. Johnathan Mercy (0-0)
19. TheRealWayneBrady (0-0) vs. 20. Zombie (0-0)

[Mike Wrecka]

Fig Pimpin , sexing trees
he be
Fig Pimpin up on NCs
check em out now
Fig Pimpin all up on DG
its just that Figurative guy trying to lose his virginity

[Witty]

Fig reminds me of a younger me.

[Certain]

I was really looking forward to zygote vs. Baron Mynd, two of my personal favorites.

[Witty]

I agree.

[e11even]

Fig reminds me of a younger me.


THAT FRIGHTENS. pardon my caps.

[Fig]

Everyone talk about me more

[Certain]

Fig has the supple buttocks of a young Jack Nicholson.

[e11even]

fig has fantasies of one day becoming the shriveled brown version of the Hulk in the next Avengers.

[Witty]

fig once performed open heart surgery using nothing but his thumb.

[Witty]

I like rhymes, Hi I'm batman, I fight crimes
Might need a catscan, I bite mimes
But just lightly...you'll find me in lapland
That's a lie...psych....Signed,

Witty,

Ps. The limelight's mine.

[Fig]

fig has fantasies of one day becoming the shriveled brown version of the Hulk in the next Avengers.

The winner

[Certain]

fig has fantasies of one day becoming the shriveled brown version of the Hulk in the next Avengers.

I don't understand this. Are you talking about Thanos?

[Fig]

I just took it for what it is

[Witty]

http://media0.giphy.com/media/v8qCCVYVfj1pS/200.gif

[e11even]

I don't understand this. Are you talking about Thanos?

random is random. don't mind me.

[e11even]

http://media0.giphy.com/media/v8qCCVYVfj1pS/200.gif

A+

[oats]

Fig has "living la vida loca" tatted across his buttcheeks. He has no idea who Ricky Martin is.

[dyedinthewool]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfijG7pmMqk

[e11even]

I will punch all your buns... I will punch it for fun!

[Witty]

http://media0.giphy.com/media/ruFxT0B8knWq4/200.gif

[King Ra.]

Y'all cray.

[Witty]

http://media.giphy.com/media/PA4vl489oZDos/giphy.gif

[e11even]

http://media0.giphy.com/media/ruFxT0B8knWq4/200.gif

PRICELESS VINE. grosses me out every time. >.<

[Fig]

Is that girl 12?

Lock me up

[e11even]

ew, Fig. just ew.

[Witty]

http://media2.giphy.com/media/Fzpm7VJ2Iia0E/200.gif

[PancakeBrah]

I've been listening to a lot of Deerhunter lately. A lot.

[Certain]

I've been listening to a lot of Deerhunter lately. A lot.

Which album?

[oats]

Btw, since this is the 20th anniversary of the greatest rap album all time (Illmatic, to be sure), we should have a week where everyone gets a track title as their topic. Kinda like the Beatles. Just a thought.

I've been listening to a lot of radio lately :-/

[Certain]

Btw, since this is the 20th anniversary of the greatest rap album all time (Illmatic, to be sure), we should have a week where everyone gets a track title as their topic. Kinda like the Beatles. Just a thought.

I've been listening to a lot of radio lately :-/

Week 9 is phrases again, and the topics are going to be based on 1994 rap tracks and albums. Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik was released April 26, 1994, one week after Illmatic.

[PancakeBrah]

Which album?

All of them except the new one. Haven't gotten around to that.

Mostly Weird Era Continued and their EP's though

[oats]

Nice Certain. Goes without saying 94 was the pinnacle year. Ready to die I believe was also released, and doggy style and strictly for my niggas were around then (possibly 93 though).

[Certain]

I didn't like Monomania as much as all their previous work. Halcyon Digest was the first album I'd heard from Deerhunter and remains my favorite.

[Certain]

Nice Certain. Goes without saying 94 was the pinnacle year. Ready to die I believe was also released, and doggy style and strictly for my niggas were around then (possibly 93 though).

DoggyStyle and Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z... were both 1993 releases. I made this list for a previous thread:

Nas, Illmatic
Notorious B.I.G., Ready to Die
Common Sense, Resurrection
O.C., Word ... Life
OutKast, Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
Method Man, Tical
Redman, Dare Iz a Darkside
Jeru the Damaja, The Sun Rises in the East
Gravediggaz, 6 Feet Deep
UGK, Super Tight ...
Beastie Boys, Ill Communication
Organized Konfusion, Stress: The Extinction Agenda
Gang Starr, Hard to Earn
Warren G, Regulate ... G Funk Era
M.O.P., To the Death
Coolio, It Takes a Thief
Da Bush Babees, Ambushed

[oats]

Beast, forgot about that organized konfusion album. That year was the equivalent of the 96 nba draft

[Certain]

Beast, forgot about that organized konfusion album. That year was the equivalent of the 96 nba draft

I actually would compare it to the 2003 draft, with tremendous top-heavy talent that really overshadowed much of the depth. The 1996 draft was all about its depth (even with Kobe Bryant eventually overshadowing everyone else).

[oats]

I'd say your list lends itself to the depth, rather than the top heavy talent, though with illmatic and ready to die I can see the Lebron/Melo comparisons (wade being the outkast).

[Certain]

Whoa, whoa, whoa ...

Dwyane Wade has had a much better career than Carmelo Anthony.

What I meant was the second-tier albums from 1994 mostly fly under the radar, like The Sun Rises in the East, 6 Feet Deep and Stress: The Extinction Agenda.

[oats]

He has, but in 2003 wade was an afterthought. I'd say outkast has had a better career than biggie, though an untimely death may make that comparison unfair.

I see what you're saying, but....


I DISAGREE. El Pancake for commentary on the impending showdown.

[Witty]

I walked 9 miles today.

[Certain]

oats, I've come to realize that OutKast is my favorite rap group, and Andre 3000 might be my favorite rapper. The New York snob 13-year-old me would be very upset by this development.

I can get behind that assessment. Chris Bosh is Method Man? Darko Milicic is Coolio?

[oats]

Def agreed at the darko comparison lol. High expectations, later to become a punchline.

Whichever of those albums is overrated and buoyed by guest appearances would be an apt comparison for bosh.

[Certain]

Whichever of those albums is overrated and buoyed by guest appearances would be an apt comparison for bosh.

Don't do this. Chris Bosh was ridiculously good in Toronto.

[oats]

Easy to standout on a weak team in a weak conference. Not saying he's bad, but worth mentioning alongside Lebron and wade? Only because of affiliation.

[Certain]

Chis Bosh's last five years on the Raptors: 22.8 points, 9.9 rebounds, 2.5 assists and 1.1 blocks a game, 50.0% from the field and 81.1% from the line, with a 23.3 Player Efficiency Rating. And he was the best player on two playoff teams in that span. He also was (and still is) a rather good defensive player, particularly when he is allowed to play power forward instead of center.

He subjugated himself to win championships. I'm not going to shit on him for that, especially not when he has broadened his offensive repertoire in the process. I absolutely think he still could average 23 points a game on a .500 team. That isn't what the Heat want out of him.

[oats]

Look at mcgrady on the raptors and then on the magic. Above-average talent will reveal itself as elite when surrounded by bums.

I would have made the same choice as bosh, not hating on him at all. I just chuckle at the idea of him being part of "the big three." That's like saying MJ, Pippen and kukoc were the big three, or Payton, kemp and Schrempf. One of them is not like the other.

[Certain]

Look at mcgrady on the raptors and then on the magic. Above-average talent will reveal itself as elite when surrounded by bums.

I would have made the same choice as bosh, not hating on him at all. I just chuckle at the idea of him being part of "the big three." That's like saying MJ, Pippen and kukoc were the big three, or Payton, kemp and Schrempf. One of them is not like the other.

Bosh was a five-time All-Star when the Heat signed him. He was an Olympic gold medalist. He was the best player on two playoff teams. And he now has a bigger impact than Dwyane Wade, at least over the course of a full season.

A better analogy would be that it would be like saying James Worthy was the Lakers' third star in the 1980s. No one thought Worthy was on the same level as Magic Johnson or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (until toward the end of the run, at least).

[Frank]

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Season 3

Anyway, here are the Week 8 matchups, with picture topics that are assigned to each battle:

Championship: 1. oats (7-0) vs. 2. King Ra. (4-3) - King Ra first championship match up in 3 seasons. A qualified candidate capable of ending Oats streak. I see King Ra turning up the heat on Oats with a scorcher. Oats is 7-0 and has lived up to the hype and has been a mighty contributor in season 3. I don't see Oats going undefeated but I don't see him being beaten easily either. It will take valiant effort. One a King can put together. Vetwork represent! Represent!
Contender match: 3. Mike Wrecka (3-4) vs. 4. El Pancake (3-2) - El Pancake is reeling and is prime for another beating. Just Write took him out in the opening week and he hasn't regained traction since. Mike Wrecka could take this opportunity to knock him out of the power ranks and put his name in a championship match. The Writers Challenge Champion has never graced an AOWL title match. I expect this match to change that.
5. zygote (5-2) vs. X. MMLP (0-1) - Not many people can beat Zygote. I've beaten him 3 or 4 times but each time it was a pressure cooker. I don't see MMLP getting a single vote. Not sure who the fuck he is. Baron mynds drinking buddy will get drunk under the table.
7. Fig (1-0) vs. 8. Bladed Thesis (1-0) - Bladed Thesis. I read one piece in the open mic forum that seemed to shake the rust off. A weathered warrior will come out swinging the sword at the Fig Tree. Will the fig tree be rustled or will the Fig Tree chop itself down and crush the opponent.
9. Certain (1-0) vs. 10. Witty (1-2) - Two competitors with clout in their own neck of the woods. Respected, wiley veterans whom have never crossed paths until this week. At its potential I'd call it BOTW. I got Certain in a neck and neck classic.
11. timeless (4-3) vs. 12. Frank (5-2) - Timeless thinks the topic is wack. Goodluck.
13. Vividlyvague (4-2) vs. 14. Adonis (3-4) - Middle Tier showdown. Neither will blow you away but they have the ability to amaze in interval phases. Similar skill level. Interested in this battle more than any other this week. I got vividlyvague in an vital match up in his young netcees career.
15. rhetoric (0-1) vs. 16. Totoro (0-5) Who is rhetoric? Totoro will win and be 0-6 next week.
17. d0ubt (0-0) vs. 18. Johnathan Mercy (0-0) - ....
19. TheRealWayneBrady (0-0) vs. 20. Zombie (0-0) - ...

I am not participating in the voting process until the Rank thread is clearly visible.

[Certain]

Your rank is listed, Frank.

[oats]

Big game James was the third star, though cooper was a mega beast on the defensive end. That team was too stacked.


You're probably right on that comparison, but I maintain bosh was nothing more than an above average forward in a weak setting. He's a solid contributor though, no doubt. At this point, I'd say Allen is a more important member of the big three.

[d0ubt]

my apologizing for not finishing my required votes for signing up. completed forgot about finishing that last vote until now, and when i came to do so i was too late. i won't be tardy on deadlines from here on in.

[Certain]

Big game James was the third star, though cooper was a mega beast on the defensive end. That team was too stacked.


You're probably right on that comparison, but I maintain bosh was nothing more than an above average forward in a weak setting. He's a solid contributor though, no doubt. At this point, I'd say Allen is a more important member of the big three.

Chris Bosh is involved in 22.6% of the Heat's possessions when he is on the court. Ray Allen is involved in 16.6%. Bosh also plays 5.3 more minutes a game than Allen. He also has substantially larger defensive responsibilities.

Bosh was about as good as LaMarcus Aldridge is now when he was on the Raptors. He proved himself. Above-average players don't average 24 points a game on 51.8% shooting while surrounded by mediocre talent, including a lack of ballhandlers and shooters to help free them up. Ask anyone around the league about Bosh, and they all will tell you he is one of the 10 best big men in the league.

No one thinks or ever thought he was as good as LeBron James or Dwyane Wade. No one suggested that. But he's a star.

[Frank]

Ranking thread

No cluttered corny numbers plz

[Certain]

Frank, you don't have to vote. You won't get credit for any wins if you fail to, though, and you therefore won't advance in the rankings that you care so much about. Stop being a petulant child.

[Frank]

You non competitive journalist. You got the ranks all wrong. Math is not your strong suit. Somebody help this dude set up a fucking ranking thread.

[Fig]

You can't spell Frank without rank

Or karnf

[dyedinthewool]

You can't spell Frank without rank

Or karnf

Please change name to figgy newton. <3

[King Ra.]

How would you rank everybody? Frank

[timeless]

Yeah why are the rankings so weird?

[PancakeBrah]

Frank just being butthurt bros. Don't mind him.

The struggle for relevance...it's too real right now.

It's just the internet Franky. Small little fella.

[oats]

How would you rank everybody? Frank

[Fig]

Possible name changes

figgy newton
Figger
Figaroni
Fag
Figgles
Figaro
Figstro damaus
Figalonious X

[oats]

Chris Bosh is involved in 22.6% of the Heat's possessions when he is on the court. Ray Allen is involved in 16.6%. Bosh also plays 5.3 more minutes a game than Allen. He also has substantially larger defensive responsibilities.

Bosh was about as good as LaMarcus Aldridge is now when he was on the Raptors. He proved himself. Above-average players don't average 24 points a game on 51.8% shooting while surrounded by mediocre talent, including a lack of ballhandlers and shooters to help free them up. Ask anyone around the league about Bosh, and they all will tell you he is one of the 10 best big men in the league.

No one thinks or ever thought he was as good as LeBron James or Dwyane Wade. No one suggested that. But he's a star.


Are you originally from NY? If so this is crazy déjà vu. This sounds exactly like how my buddy from ny used to argue with me, I mean word for word "ask anyone in the league..." Not a bad thing at all, just tripped me out.

[King Ra.]

Fig is racking up lolz-points.

[e11even]

Possible name changes

figgy newton
Figger
Figaroni
Fag
Figgles
Figaro
Figstro damaus
Figalonious X

BOLDED.

[dyedinthewool]

BOLDED.

No!

Figgy newton is pretty :)

[e11even]

I'm allergic to the word "pretty" but I concur.

[TheRealWayneBrady]

Mermaids, lulz

[Fig]

I don't fucking trust you Wayne Brady

Not one bit

[PancakeBrah]

Fig you're pretty funny.

Good job.

[Fig]

Fig you're pretty funny.

Good job.

I read everything you type with a snide tone

So ya you're an ass

But you're probably cool

But you're probably a dick

So fuck you

[TheRealWayneBrady]

Last night it got wild and i was at a party doing a bunch of coke off these hot bitches tits and then this fat girl walks in and nobody wanted to take the line cuz she was fat. But dem titties were HUGE then someone yelled out who's line is it anyways and I totally sniffs a 12 inch line off some double D's. Fuckin awesome. I owned that line!

[Fig]

You've earned my trust

[TheRealWayneBrady]

I don't fucking trust you Wayne Brady

Not one bit

Don't you write at me in that tone of text. Ill fucks you up gay boy

[TheRealWayneBrady]

Don't you write at me in that tone of text. Ill fucks you up gay boy

I didnt mean this

[Mike Wrecka]

Certain

94 albums you didn't mention


Craig Mack - Project Funk Da World

Keith Murray - The Most Beautifullest Thing in This World

don't forget my LI brethren famo

[PancakeBrah]

I read everything you type with a snide tone

So ya you're an ass

But you're probably cool

But you're probably a dick

So fuck you

I was being genuine.

I'm trying to be less sarcastic. It's difficult.

[e11even]

https://soundcloud.com/zygote


zygote confirm or deny.

[Certain]

He is not British.

[oats]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXLiapfBy5Q

[Certain]

Disclosure and Bishop Nehru:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIEENoi2xNk

[Vulgar]

WHEN I SIGN BACK INTA THIS LEAGUE IMA HAVE TO LAY IT DOWN FOR YALL

[PancakeBrah]

If you center your verse I generally dislike you as a human.

[TheRealWayneBrady]

If you center your verse I generally dislike you as a human.

Well fuck you too..

No, not really because I dislike it also

but for alias sake it has to be done.


On a sidenote

Waffles> pancake

[TheRealWayneBrady]

El Pancake, I changed my format for you, friend.

[King Ra.]

Sup with y'all niggas?

[Witty]

I am eating chocolate :)

[Mike Wrecka]

Witty vs. Certain is the most anticipated match up this season for me

[King Ra.]

Only you, Witty. Only you.

[Witty]

Me too tbh.

No offense to any other writers at all, but I'm feeling a lot more motivated for this one than in previous weeks. I'm pretty sure it's going to be botw.

I'm gonna have to write my best tho, which I don't think I have been doing so far in anything I have written on Netcees really, my pieces from a year or two ago were much better than my current pieces, so I gotta find that again and drop my best stuff because I know Certain will.

I'm hyped for it.

[King Ra.]

Adonis vs Vivid is another good match this week. Two different styles and both come up with some good concepts.

[Certain]

Me too tbh.

No offense to any other writers at all, but I'm feeling a lot more motivated for this one than in previous weeks. I'm pretty sure it's going to be botw.

I'm gonna have to write my best tho, which I don't think I have been doing so far in anything I have written on Netcees really, my pieces from a year or two ago were much better than my current pieces, so I gotta find that again and drop my best stuff because I know Certain will.

I'm hyped for it.

I probably won't be able to write until Thursday now, since I wasn't able to last night.

[Witty]

I probably won't be able to write until Thursday now, since I wasn't able to last night.

I can also write on Thors Day.

[Just Write]

Witty vs. Certain is the most anticipated match up this season for me

Nice avy mike lol

[King Ra.]

Just Write Zenland Innovator when y'all joining again?

[Just Write]

Just Write Zenland Innovator when y'all joining again?

This next week. I was gunna sign in but I couldnt find the thread for it.

[Mike Wrecka]

Nice avy mike lol




I have a huge Nike Factory store right in my town so I be going swoosh heavy on days I don't have work


Nike clothing is more prestigious than any other brand when it comes to casual clothes imo

[Just Write]

I have a huge Nike Factory store right in my town so I be going swoosh heavy on days I don't have work


Nike clothing is more prestigious than any other brand when it comes to casual clothes imo

Avy check, and agreed.


Maybe 3/4 of my wardrobe is nike, we have this place called cabazon nearby and it has 100 and some odds outlets

Nike being one of them, they also have super comfy clothes and are not expensive even at retail price.

[PancakeBrah]

GUYS

IMPORTANT UPDATE:


HAIR GAME PROPER, CURRENTLY. REACHING GOD TIER SOON.

[Fig]

Cake got a mullet!

[e11even]

Cake got a mullet!


http://ilarge.listal.com/image/2531522/936full-infamous-2-artwork.jpg

[Fig]

I don't understand

[PancakeBrah]

Fig you're pretty funny.

[Fig]

Cake plz

[PancakeBrah]

Cake plz

Action Bronson and 'DailyRapFacts' are talking shit to each other Twitter.

It's interesting.

[Inno]

Just Write Zenland Innovator when y'all joining again?

Signing up next week.

I miss losing to you guys

[Wise Wiggles]

Cake got a mullet!

Don't you mean a Jheri curl?

[Fig]

Don't you mean a Jheri curl?

No

I didn't. Those are nasty.

El Pancake action Bronson retweeted a picture I drew of him once. True story.

[e11even]

Adonis where is that quote [in our battle thread] from? is that bernie mack?


edit: nvm. thats from Friday. john witherspoon's ass.

[Adonis]

Adonis where is that quote [in our battle thread] from? is that bernie mack?


edit: nvm. thats from Friday. john witherspoon's ass.

The fact that you didn't know automatically proves you've blown less coke than cock....true story. Wanna collab?

On
Pm's are in order

[e11even]

The fact that you didn't know automatically proves you've blown less coke than cock....true story. Wanna collab?

On
Pm's are in order



Bolded. I have a LOT of half-drafted ideas if you're open-minded.

[oats]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8b0XbtpFsA

[Adonis]

Bolded. I have a LOT of half-drafted ideas if you're open-minded.

Lol at me saying you blew cock and you're response asking if I'm open minded...

True story though

[Adonis]

Jason Williams will forever in nba history have a top 10 highlight reel

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8b0XbtpFsA

Better or worse than Chris Bosh?

[oats]

You know better than to compare positions. Obviously I'd take bosh in a heartbeat - Williams was a turnover machine. But I'll take his highlight reel over Bosh' every time.

[Just Write]

Bolded. I have a LOT of half-drafted ideas if you're open-minded.

Send me sumn

[e11even]

Jason Williams will forever in nba history have a top 10 highlight reel

The OTHER Jason Williams will always have a top ten IRL kill cam.

[e11even]

Lol at me saying you blew cock and you're response asking if I'm open minded...

True story though

Fucking lol'd.

Send me sumn

Werd.

[Certain]

The magazine is up: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=66034

[King Ra.]

Got killers with me right now, youdontevenknowit.

[Witty]

My brain is really slow right now.

it's weird.

interesting weird.

[Zen]

Just Write Zenland Innovator when y'all joining again?

It'll be awhile. After being out in the real world for awhile I realized its much better.

[PancakeBrah]

It'll be awhile. After being out in the real world for awhile I realized its much better.

my nigga

[e11even]

It'll be awhile. After being out in the real world for awhile I realized its much better.


you are missed :)

[Zen]

<3

[King Ra.]

The Zenmaster has spoken.

[Inno]

I'm gonna write a poem for my next verse

[Certain]

We have our first battle of the week open for votes:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=65570

[Brian Bryan]

lmao how has King Ra not heard of me?

is that Ra Ill etc from RnR

- Lars Da Gawd



re-posting this for him to see

[Witty]

I got a chest infection yo.

The stuff I am coughing up looks like, if left long enough, it may actually develop conscious thought.

[Split]

Someone get Essen to join

[Mike Wrecka]

El Pancake

what did you rank me in that Winter tournament again?

[Witty]

Someone get Essen to join

where is he?

[Witty]

Out

:(

[PancakeBrah]

El Pancake

what did you rank me in that Winter tournament again?

23-ish?

You trynna get dat dere motivation brah?

No God Turns the Leaves

[Mike Wrecka]

ty

[PancakeBrah]

Explain yourself or get killed brah

[e11even]

everytime i read 'brah' i imagine a samoan thug with a flaring local accent. its jarring considering who's writing it.

[Wise Wiggles]

El Pancake

what did you rank me in that Winter tournament again?

not low enuff.

[Mike Wrecka]

not low enuff.

I agree


single digits would have been more appropriate for the person with the most topical wins on this site

[Wise Wiggles]

oh godddddd. u so good man can I suk u? I want you to autograph my tongue w ur jizz scooters.. pls pls pls

[Wise Wiggles]

btw how far did you go in that tourny?

[Mike Wrecka]

oh godddddd. u so good man can I suk u? I want you to autograph my tongue w ur jizz scooters.. pls pls pls

repped

[PancakeBrah]

Wise Ways v. Mike Wrecka beef out of nowhere.

Good match up.

[Mike Wrecka]

jokes on him


that queer didn't get repped

[Certain]

What's up, guys?

[Witty]

stuff.

[oats]

everytime i read 'brah' i imagine a samoan thug with a flaring local accent. its jarring considering who's writing it.

Lol it's funny how "brah" exists outside of Hawaii.

[Just Write]

jokes on him


that queer didn't get repped

Lmao repped

[Just Write]

Now everytime I hear the word brah I think of fuckin pancakes

[Wise Wiggles]

jokes on him


that queer didn't get repped

3-4

[e11even]

Lol it's funny how "brah" exists outside of Hawaii.

My NJ version of "brah" is less "bra" and more "bruh". Slang is beautiful.

[Adonis]

Out.

I shall miss your sig most of all

Can you randomly free post in my battle threads for the sake of my eyeballs perversion?

K thanks

[Adonis]

Lol it's funny how "brah" exists outside of Hawaii.

Been to Hawaii and have friends/family that live/lived there so I say it all the time. That and I love the beach.

Plus I catch my self saying shoots every now and again.

But yeah, I think brah started as Hawaiian lingo, but is now just surfer speak

[Just Write]

I shall miss your sig most of all

Can you randomly free post in my battle threads for the sake of my eyeballs perversion?

K thanks

Ive sat there and just stared at that fuckin gif waiting for her to turn around so I can see that ass for like 10 minutes before.

[Adonis]

Ive sat there and just stared at that fuckin gif waiting for her to turn around so I can see that ass for like 10 minutes before.

Great minds think alike

[Just Write]

Great minds think alike

Repped

[Wise Wiggles]

I like how someone got butthutt and negged the shit outta me and someone who is cooler than that first someone saw that and then reppered the holy fuck outta me. only an observation of course

:)

[oats]

Lol every now and then I'll drop a shoots on here without realizing it.

[Split]

Lol but all of Mike Wrecka's losses are actual losses, not no shows

Which brings up the interesting point that he probably has the most consistently hard schedule on the site


Someone like me who can show maybe two, or three times in a row really doesn't face the most dominant members of a league ever, accruing most wins against weaksauce sign-ins and most losses from no-shows or mid-grade opponents

[d0ubt]

i personally consider a no show win on my record a loss, unless i absolutely knew i was going to smash the writer than no showed

[e11even]

Been to Hawaii and have friends/family that live/lived there so I say it all the time. That and I love the beach.

Plus I catch my self saying shoots every now and again.

But yeah, I think brah started as Hawaiian lingo, but is now just surfer speak


bro. me you and oats could def meet up for a few rounds of drinks next time you're out this way. maybe in some hipsterish place deep in the bowels of kailua where oats knows a small coven of extreme hippies. who knows?

[Adonis]

bro. me you and oats could def meet up for a few rounds of drinks next time you're out this way. maybe in some hipsterish place deep in the bowels of kailua where oats knows a small coven of extreme hippies. who knows?

I will be out there soon enough. My cousin works for Hawaiian airlines so I get a magnificently discounted flight. He lives on the island with Hawaii university which ever that one is. So that's where I visit when I do go

[e11even]

Fucking dope.

[oats]

I'm in. My friend's band is playing at boardriders tomorrow, more moke than hipster but come down if you can Vividlyvague

[PancakeBrah]

I no-showed to 0-7. Few others in there.

Then I matured and became an adult textcee who only no-shows to passive aggressively undermine Frank.

[Fig]

Yeah what cake said

[PancakeBrah]

Fig you're pretty funny.

[Mike Wrecka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w9D9VTRnV8



writing to this. beat is epic

[e11even]

I'm in. My friend's band is playing at boardriders tomorrow, more moke than hipster but come down if you can @Vividlyvague (http://netcees.co/member.php?u=898)


I will search and Destroy enjoy :)

[Certain]

If oats and Vividlyvague hang out, the time-space continuum implodes.

[oats]

Certain don't be j. You can come, too. Be prepared with lists of your favorite weed strains and reggae albums just in case you need a conversation starter. Space time will be the only thing to get in between our burgeoning romance.

[Certain]

I don't know much about strains, but I will smoke anything you give me.

Except cock.

[Fig]

Fig you're pretty funny.

Thanks bro

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7RokHjYd4

El Pancake, is this music?

[Just Write]

I don't know much about strains, but I will smoke anything you give me.

Except cock .


Ummm... so is smoking cock an actual thing now?


Whotf does that tho?

[d0ubt]

Certain don't be j. You can come, too. Be prepared with lists of your favorite weed strains and reggae albums just in case you need a conversation starter. Space time will be the only thing to get in between our burgeoning romance.

northern lights, hempstar, blueberry, those are three of my favorite strains :D

[PancakeBrah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7RokHjYd4

El Pancake, is this music?

Well it's from my favorite album ever made.

So I would rate it with the very music designation.

I actually wrote an entire verse about it on Netcees 1. True fact.

[Certain]

I'm so torn on Black Sheep Boy vs. Stage Names. I think I lean with the latter's wittiness and grandeur, but the former is so emotional and doesn't lack the wittiness and grandeur either.

[Adonis]

in if i manage to vote on two battles lol

Why don't you go feed the Verse I wrote against you asshole. I joke because I wasn't looking forward to you killing me anyways. Go vote on the open battle now sucka

[Adonis]

You don't have to go through the trouble of moving my banter bro. I will refrain from free posting in random places

[Certain]

In past weeks I've missed sign ins because of clutter in that thread.

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/FqTsgRM.gif

[Just Write]

http://i.imgur.com/FqTsgRM.gif

I stared at this for at least ten minutes.


Thanks for the eye porn yo

[Fig]

I just want her to live in my room

We wouldn't do anything sexual

Just to have her live there. That's all.

[Just Write]

She would be the best Ecstasy partner ever!

[Zombie]

My guess is that Johnathan Mercy would be Oats/Zygote/Deadman, or maybe even El Pancake. My guesses aren't really my own, as I had a conversation with someone who knows these writers better and we concluded that. We also came to the conclusion that d0ubt is either Frank/Nigma/Mr. J, or maybe even El Pancake.

but anyone who uses the word chromatic is probably bwhaha or dull boy. but that doesn't reek of them. Very well, now.

[Certain]

My guess is that Johnathan Mercy would be Oats/Zygote/Deadman, or maybe even El Pancake. My guesses aren't really my own, as I had a conversation with someone who knows these writers better and we concluded that. We also came to the conclusion that d0ubt is either Frank/Nigma/Mr. J, or maybe even El Pancake.

but anyone who uses the word chromatic is probably bwhaha or dull boy. but that doesn't reek of them. Very well, now.

Johnathan Mercy wasn't on this site before.

[e11even]

I love alias mysteries.

[oats]

wayne brady is nigma, right?
doubt is from RB
I have my suspicions of who Mercy is

[Wise Wiggles]

She would be the best Ecstasy partner ever!

My thoughts exactly.

[Witty]

Witty's new life of healthy living and optimism begins today...wish me luck.

[PancakeBrah]

The level of writing in this league is better than last season. Everyone's either been dope or has elevated. After a small rough patch it seems that were better than ever as a league.

Good shit fellas.

[dead man]

I have one account here other than this one and it is not Jon mercy. In fact I have no idea who that is. But yeah. My money is on witty.

[Witty]

As my football teams anthem says 'at the end of a storm, there's a golden sky, and the sweet silver song of a lark'.

Speaking of which, I may be getting tickets to go see them play on the last game of the season, which, all going well, will be the day we lift our first league trophy since 1990...three months before I was born. I am so excite, singing You'll Never Walk Alone wih 50,000 other fans as we watch Liverpool become champions once again will be my dream come true...I will cry.

[Witty]

I have one account here other than this one and it is not Jon mercy. In fact I have no idea who that is. But yeah. My money is on witty.

No sir.

I don't have an alias, other than the obvious one, and even that I didn't make myself.

I do have access to a few of bags' accounts tho, but never use them.

[dead man]

A LIKERY STORY

[Witty]

:O Daz Racizt!

[Wise Wiggles]

all that alias shit is very blah to me now. I used to fuck with them but then i was like lol wot m I doooing?

[Just Write]

Dammit, I should be 4-1. I no-showed a no-show and had a verse written for it :( well at least half a verse which was more than enough to win. Sigh, I shouldnt have partied so hard that night.. it was worth it though

[Mike Wrecka]

I can assure you that no person would ever be allowed to participate in this league under two different names at the same time.


Certain is on top of it. and I double check that shit in case one gets through


red glare and frank was not on our watch

[Adonis]

wayne brady is nigma, right?
doubt is from RB
I have my suspicions of who Mercy is

You know exactly who he is....You personally asked me to bring him to this sight and I did. Even though you asked like a year ago it seems.

[Adonis]

As my football teams anthem says 'at the end of a storm, there's a golden sky, and the sweet silver song of a lark'.

Speaking of which, I may be getting tickets to go see them play on the last game of the season, which, all going well, will be the day we lift our first league trophy since 1990...three months before I was born. I am so excite, singing You'll Never Walk Alone wih 50,000 other fans as we watch Liverpool become champions once again will be my dream come true...I will cry.

Which team is this? Hull City?


I'ma Chelsea Man chea!!!! Fuck league cups, we play for continent Cups Sucka!!!!

[Certain]

Johnathan Mercy's user title might provide some clarification.

[Adonis]

I can assure you that no person would ever be allowed to participate in this league under two different names at the same time.


Certain is on top of it. and I double check that shit in case one gets through


red glare and frank was not on our watch



I also don't see a problem with using two accounts as long as voting requirements are met for both accounts. But only one should be allowed in post season

[Certain]

I also don't see a problem with using two accounts as long as voting requirements are met for both accounts. But only one should be allowed in post season

You don't?

There are obvious major conflicts of interest, including what if both end up in the championship or contender matches? And there's the issue of how often do we really have eight battles open for votes?

[oats]

It also gives one person more voting influence than everyone else. Close matches could potentially be decided by a single person with two votes.

[Certain]

It also gives one person more voting influence than everyone else. Close matches could potentially be decided by a single person with two votes.

That's what I meant by eight open battles (if the person's opponents both showed).

[oats]

You're welcome for clarifying.

[Adonis]

Yeah well, say I, or Frank for that matter did have two accounts, they'd never voted on the same battle or own battle so.... I do have character.

[oats]

I'm vivid so idk what the big deal is...

[Certain]

Yeah well, say I, or Frank for that matter did have two accounts, they'd never voted on the same battle or own battle so.... I do have character.

Except that Frank voted on his own battles at least twice.

And again, we'd have to have at least six and as many as eight open battles a week to accommodate.

[oats]

You guys know mercy is dagel, right?

[Adonis]

Except that Frank voted on his own battles at least twice.

And again, we'd have to have at least six and as many as eight open battles a week to accommodate.

He did one time, and it was against himself

[Certain]

He did one time, and it was against himself

Twice, and that changes nothing.

I can't believe you would try to argue there is no problem with someone competing twice.

[Wise Wiggles]

neither doubt or Jon are good so what's the big deal?

You can get in my pants- skip the intro
I love my mom, my dad & my dildo

[Adonis]

Twice, and that changes nothing.

I can't believe you would try to argue there is no problem with someone competing twice.

Why can't you believe it? I feel like you've known me long enough to know I'll argue anything just to be different.

In either case. As I stated. If competitor meets all requirements and doesn't vote on any of own battles then it's just like two different people. If they both make the finals good shit.

I'm certain by the way guys

[Certain]

Why can't you believe it? I feel like you've known me long enough to know I'll argue anything just to be different.

In either case. As I stated. If competitor meets all requirements and doesn't vote on any of own battles then it's just like two different people. If they both make the finals good shit.

I'm certain by the way guys

Except that there's no possible way to generate fair competition against each other, and there's been maybe two weeks all season in which eight open battles were available for voting.

[Adonis]

neither doubt or Jon are good so what's the big deal?

You can get in my pants- skip the intro
I love my mom, my dad & my dildo


http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb430/adonisberg/Cool_f96e9f_1490575.jpg

oats this applies to the hawing lingo convo as well

[Just Write]

^lol

[Mike Wrecka]

neither doubt or Jon are good so what's the big deal?

You can get in my pants- skip the intro
I love my mom, my dad & my dildo

join the league

or continue being a cheerleader

ur choice

[Fig]

neither doubt or Jon are good so what's the big deal?

You can get in my pants- skip the intro
I love my mom, my dad & my dildo

You should join the league

[Wise Wiggles]

You should join the league

You're pretty funnies fig.

[Fig]

I'll just kill myself now

[Wise Wiggles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNtyztLAc4s

[Fig]

I want to kill myself when I'm about, ehhh, 80 or so

I'm guna overdose on a drug cocktail.

[dyedinthewool]

I want to kill myself when I'm about, ehhh, 80 or so

I'm guna overdose on a drug cocktail.

Fair enough so long as you have lived a full life. That's why you said 80 and not 50. A man's peen still works at 50 but I dono about 80 though. I certainly think you chose an appropriate age young man.

[Fig]

Yeah I don't want to be a gross 90 year old beaner with crust face. Ughh

[Wise Wiggles]

Rip Josè.. That was my dude. Worked with him for 7 yrs. nicest person I've ever met. English not so good but it didn't matter. Fool dropped from a heart attack right infront of me. Wtf? Didn't see that coming. It was sad. And intense. Btw, drugs are not good for you.