Q and A with your favorite breakfast

[oats]

Take it away El Pancake

[Bacon and Eggs]

Did I agree to this?

[oats]

Yes, thanks for stopping by. What comprises a balanced breakfast?

[Vulgar]

What are your life goals for writing?

What's the craziest thing you've ever written about?

Who is your favorite rapper?

[Bacon and Eggs]

Yes, thanks for stopping by. What comprises a balanced breakfast?

I eat rappers like part of a complete breakfast.

[Bacon and Eggs]

What are your life goals for writing?

What's the craziest thing you've ever written about?

Who is your favorite rapper?

To get the bacon.
Powdered eggs.
MF DOOM.

[veritas]

CONGRATS BACON AND EGGS!!!

[ill nik-A]

Mf doom is a faggot

Cuban bread and butter is better too

[Bacon and Eggs]

Mf doom is a faggot

Cuban bread and butter is better too

CHUPA MIS HUEVOS, SEÑOR.

[oats]

Better compliment for bacon: pepper or honey crystals?

[ill nik-A]

CHUPA MIS HUEVOS, SEÑOR.

Maricon

[Certain]

Better compliment for bacon: pepper or honey crystals?

I am as much a grammar nazi as anyone

http://i.imgur.com/L4EZpMy.gif

[Witty]

Cheryl Cole <3

[Malachi]

came to smh at mf doom is a faggot

[ill nik-A]

came to smh at mf doom is a faggot

Did u kiss him?
He's a super wack faggot FYI

[Diode]

WHO IS YOUR DADDY UND WHAT DOES HE DOOOOOOOOOO

[Dope girl]

1. Qudoba

2. Apple Bee's

my two favorite breakfast place

[CtrlF4]

I hate oatmeal I used to eat it but one day I sneezed and a booger came out and I looked down at my bowl of oatmeal and was like where the fuck did it go and I just have a image of oatmeal boogers in my head

[Just Write]

I hate oatmeal I used to eat it but one day I sneezed and a booger came out and I looked down at my bowl of oatmeal and was like where the fuck did it go and I just have a image of oatmeal boogers in my head

Lmao gone

[oats]

Certain you underestimate the annoying power of autocorrect. Apologies. *complement

[Fig]

Does a fig have any place in breakfast

[Certain]

No one wants to put Fig in the mouth.

[Fig]

And no one wants certain in their house :(

[Certain]

Fig, why?

[Fig]

Fig, why?

Because you're too fat and gay to fit in

Get it like fit in socially but also physically fitting inside of the house.

aw it's okay I'm here for you

[Certain]

Fig, I'm not gay.

Why are you doing this?

[Fig]

Fig, I'm not gay.

Why are you doing this?

Because people want me in their mouths god dammit

[Split]

1. Qudoba

2. Apple Bee's

my two favorite breakfast place

Jesus Hoover Christ

[Certain]

Because people want me in their mouths god dammit

Did your prom date?

[Fig]

She really did

[Certain]

Good for you.

We await pictures, though.

[Fig]

Good for you.

We await pictures, though.

http://imgur.com/J9ZEmBj

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/r219xAS.jpg

[Certain]

She definitely wants the Fig dick in and around her mouth.

[Fig]

I thought because she's Catholic, that I'd get to put it in her butthole?

[Certain]

I thought because she's Catholic, that I'd get to put it in her butthole?

That depends on how Catholic she is.

[PancakeBrah]

Why's Figs head big as his torso tho?

[Fig]

Religious candles from the grocery store with pictures of virgin Mary, and a bloody Jesus being crucified.

They were all over her house

[Certain]

Religious candles from the grocery store with pictures of virgin Mary, and a bloody Jesus being crucified.

They were all over her house

That only means her parents are religious.

She may be a naughty, vaginal intercourse-having whore behind their backs.

[Fig]

Why's Figs head big as his torso tho?

Cuz I'm smart ;)

Big head = more brain

Everyone knows black people have the smallest little peanut heads

[Fig]

That only means her parents are religious.

She may be a naughty, vaginal intercourse-having whore behind their backs.

I can find a vaginal intercourse having whore somewhere else

I. Want. To. Put. My. Penis. In. Her. Anus.

[oats]

Fig, you're a handsome young man. Congrats.

[Fig]

As are you oats. Although you look the slightest bit like my ex girlfriend. Its weird, but just enough that I'm still comfortable around you

[oats]

sounds like you had yourself a robust young looker for yourself. I'm glad you look at me like that.

[Fig]

Its the eyes

Oats come back to me