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...the Nagger
05-22-2013, 02:12 PM
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You know you're a male dime when you catch a girl staring at you out the corner of your eye, you glance at her and she quickly looks away

When you don't ever have to blow up a chicks phone

You feel no pressure when you go through a dry spell because you know any given night you can get cheeks

Girls approach you instead of the other way around http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9240/exaipfg.png

Regular, mundane conversations with women are littered with subtle compliments and sexual innuendos

Girls smile or play with their hair when you make eye contact

You can cut off a chick simply because you're bored http://imageshack.us/a/img338/7520/q9amn.png

Never thirsty

Random Facebook friend requests from females you don't know

Cuties ask the first question that comes to mind when they see you, just to have a convo

People tell you you resemble a famous celebrity http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4195/jbotm9msbzt0ew.png

CHICKS ARE EAR TO EAR GRINNING CUZ YOU DECIDED TO SPEAK

RANDOM OLD WOMEN LET YOU CUT IN LINE @ WALMART

THE MUNSTER

I'M HERE

WHATS GOOD






None of you troll fuck bois better not try me neither. I'll slap flames out of you http://imageshack.us/a/img444/7352/ojicu1.png

IamBenT
05-22-2013, 02:19 PM
Nice.

I can't relate with any of this, really.

No Pretty Boy Swag over here.

~RustyGunZ~
05-22-2013, 02:20 PM
SUP YOUNG GAWD

...the Nagger
05-22-2013, 02:27 PM
whats good i'm bout to join the league

KennyCerealBowl
05-22-2013, 02:27 PM
I'm a male quarter I haven't posted one shit on my fb for over a year and I get
daily request from bitches daily.

And my dick is a pretty 7 and 1/5 inches.

Chyeahhh!!!
05-22-2013, 02:30 PM
Eddie, how I've missed you

...the Nagger
05-22-2013, 02:33 PM
Eddie, how I've missed you

who is this chyeah?? whats good

detour
05-22-2013, 02:38 PM
agree with all of it except the part bout it describing u...booyakah!!! nice to see y'all got the face smilies here...

...the Nagger
05-22-2013, 02:39 PM
actually, they don't. lol

wuddup tho

...the Nagger
05-22-2013, 02:39 PM
I'm a male quarter I haven't posted one shit on my fb for over a year and I get
daily request from bitches daily.

And my dick is a pretty 7 and 1/5 inches.

mine too

pretty sure thats not too tall tho

but the solidness and my athletic ability makes up for it

I'm like Charles Barkley

~RustyGunZ~
05-22-2013, 02:41 PM
edster send me all the smileys you have so I can add them to the database

...the Nagger
05-22-2013, 02:44 PM
idk If I want everyone just having access to my smilieys

they might use them before me, lol

just add them as I use them? a lot of them are from boxden anyway

detour
05-22-2013, 02:49 PM
enjoyin the start of summer...probably bout to watch b magic 3-0 ya boy chilla again for old time sake...

~RustyGunZ~
05-22-2013, 02:52 PM
idk If I want everyone just having access to my smilieys

they might use them before me, lol

just add them as I use them? a lot of them are from boxden anyway

deal

...the Nagger
05-22-2013, 03:02 PM
chilla battles soon I forgot who

somebody he's gonna eat

DNA?

dna I think

Subtitles
05-22-2013, 03:07 PM
You know ur a man dime when gay niggas ask you if you're gay.

the correct response is a 3 piece.

Chyeahhh!!!
05-22-2013, 03:10 PM
doin good ed

Witty
05-22-2013, 03:24 PM
Hello.

Geno
05-22-2013, 05:51 PM
Lol @ this thread. Whaddup eddie welcome back

Orc
05-23-2013, 09:57 AM
i like this thread

Strikta
05-23-2013, 10:39 AM
Wadup fool