...the Nagger
05-22-2013, 02:12 PM
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You know you're a male dime when you catch a girl staring at you out the corner of your eye, you glance at her and she quickly looks away
When you don't ever have to blow up a chicks phone
You feel no pressure when you go through a dry spell because you know any given night you can get cheeks
Girls approach you instead of the other way around http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9240/exaipfg.png
Regular, mundane conversations with women are littered with subtle compliments and sexual innuendos
Girls smile or play with their hair when you make eye contact
You can cut off a chick simply because you're bored http://imageshack.us/a/img338/7520/q9amn.png
Never thirsty
Random Facebook friend requests from females you don't know
Cuties ask the first question that comes to mind when they see you, just to have a convo
People tell you you resemble a famous celebrity http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4195/jbotm9msbzt0ew.png
CHICKS ARE EAR TO EAR GRINNING CUZ YOU DECIDED TO SPEAK
RANDOM OLD WOMEN LET YOU CUT IN LINE @ WALMART
THE MUNSTER
I'M HERE
WHATS GOOD
None of you troll fuck bois better not try me neither. I'll slap flames out of you http://imageshack.us/a/img444/7352/ojicu1.png
You know you're a male dime when you catch a girl staring at you out the corner of your eye, you glance at her and she quickly looks away
When you don't ever have to blow up a chicks phone
You feel no pressure when you go through a dry spell because you know any given night you can get cheeks
Girls approach you instead of the other way around http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9240/exaipfg.png
Regular, mundane conversations with women are littered with subtle compliments and sexual innuendos
Girls smile or play with their hair when you make eye contact
You can cut off a chick simply because you're bored http://imageshack.us/a/img338/7520/q9amn.png
Never thirsty
Random Facebook friend requests from females you don't know
Cuties ask the first question that comes to mind when they see you, just to have a convo
People tell you you resemble a famous celebrity http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4195/jbotm9msbzt0ew.png
CHICKS ARE EAR TO EAR GRINNING CUZ YOU DECIDED TO SPEAK
RANDOM OLD WOMEN LET YOU CUT IN LINE @ WALMART
THE MUNSTER
I'M HERE
WHATS GOOD
None of you troll fuck bois better not try me neither. I'll slap flames out of you http://imageshack.us/a/img444/7352/ojicu1.png