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Allen Knight
04-22-2014, 10:16 PM
https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1004500_329350583866081_829934269_n.jpg



Looking like he storing a cannon ball in his skull

Destroyer
04-22-2014, 10:18 PM
oh helllllll naw
you wanted to pink slip pic battle me?

Destroyer
04-22-2014, 10:19 PM
hands spellin out 'not boy'

Destroyer
04-22-2014, 10:20 PM
this dudes forehead needs to hook up w/ chyeaahhs chin

Split
04-22-2014, 10:20 PM
fuckkkkckcckk

Allen Knight
04-22-2014, 10:21 PM
Nigga gotta sow 2 fitteds together to wear one

big baby
04-22-2014, 10:23 PM
rofl omg @ pinky & the brain but reverse fuckin ethered real tears pinky & the brain reverse http://ventureburn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Pinky-and-the-Brain.jpg

lmao omg you look like WHATS THIS? KWALITY STOP THIS ISNT FUNNY I CANT MOVE WTF NO STOP MAKING ME SLAP MY FACE HOW R U MOVING ME WITH UR MIND
lmlfaofaomfao i was joking he really not doing that but goodness omfg.

dead @the replica chain you got of yourself. in street fighter your signature move is the headbuttouken jesus omg. you got a cro magnon skull dude. rare specimen lmao museum pay top dollar for your skeleton display case you neanderthal rat pinky and the brain mutant motherfucker.

conversation with girl he likes:

kwal: hey
girl: who is that?
kwal: its me. im behind the tree
girl: how the FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT?
kwal: its a secret. just come.
*JAWS THEME SONG STARTS PLAYING*
kwal:closer
kwal: closer
girl: STOP IT GET OUT OF MY HEAD

lmao you look like professor xavier when he was a young lad lmao you definitely do mma and just block everything with that boulder. dead @ you can go head-to-head with lyrs..literally. dude if you got a toothpaste hairdoo that toothpaste cut keep a family of 6 hygienic for a good decade. my lord gosh bb impressed and in awe and disgusted

Allen Knight
04-22-2014, 10:24 PM
Lookin like green lanterns arch enemy

Destroyer
04-22-2014, 10:25 PM
dude got a fisheye head

Split
04-22-2014, 10:25 PM
got his shorts design tattooed as sleeves, going for the fullbody trashy NBA player look

big baby
04-22-2014, 10:28 PM
If Native amazonian tribes ever got a hand on you and wanted to cannibalize you, when they put you on a spit-roast they'd need the entire squad to rotate you once you got to a full rotation from the gravitational pull your head makes towards the ground you bigheaded buffoon. rofl

native tribe: dude we need EVERYBODY TO COOK THIS BITCH
chieftain: i accept, everybody, even the woman join to help move this monstrosity
*entire squad on three*
one two THREE
*moves the stick off of the spitroast*
*rolls down hill at ungodly velocity never to be seen again*

rewaoinfalkfaofaroflom i can just imagine hungry native tribes chasing you like from Pirates of the Caribbean except your gigantic dome works to your advantage as a wheel cog to accelerate you down the amazonian forests like a fucking runaway boulder you brickheaded leviathan. Build like an octopus

Split
04-22-2014, 10:30 PM
smartest dude in his Home Ec night class. Jimmy Nootropics. Got his GED and makes his friends call him Boy Genus. Ironic because he's a homo neanderthal.

big baby
04-22-2014, 10:31 PM
dead @ kwality acing all his school exams. he'd write the answers on his forehead in ink then smack the test sheet with his forehead exchanging the ink since the 8x10 paper is the same size as his noggin. lol @ feel bad for mom. lol @ scientists use her vagina as a scientific blueprint for demonstrating sinkholes in tectonic plate shifting. you destroyed momma kwality. rip. lmao is anybody in here (echo) FUCK LIGHTTOWER HEAD

Mike Wrecka
04-22-2014, 10:32 PM
allen knight why you photo shop this guys head to look like that?

takes the fun out of it

big baby
04-22-2014, 10:34 PM
lol @ pinky ring. what are you in a frat? phi alpha cant fit a cap'pa

CtrlF4
04-22-2014, 10:36 PM
Dis nigga got that vegeta line up

Allen Knight
04-22-2014, 10:36 PM
allen knight why you photo shop this guys head to look like that?

takes the fun out of it

Bro I didnt do shit to it lmaoo that really this niggas head
I swear ahhahha

CtrlF4
04-22-2014, 10:48 PM
This nigga head got a magnetic field

CtrlF4
04-22-2014, 10:49 PM
Niggas throw horseshoes at his head

Split
04-22-2014, 10:49 PM
nm jus thinkin bout all that unpaid child support u?

Destroyer
04-22-2014, 10:49 PM
this dudes head is why Pluto is no longer considered a planet

big baby
04-22-2014, 10:50 PM
now i understand why kwal got an exclamation point in his name

Split
04-22-2014, 10:50 PM
artist representation of what Gamble looked like by page 8 of the Team Devestate thread

Destroyer
04-22-2014, 10:52 PM
neighbors only get wi-fi when this dude at work

david stern razor burns
04-22-2014, 11:10 PM
This nigga doesn't get migraines, gets trigraines. Fuck Tylenol 3's, this nigga takes Tylenol 30's.
When this nigga gets a headache its an emergency life threatening condition. What's a forehead? Nigga rockin a fivehead.
Neck more swoll than masaii's back n shit.

Sharp
04-22-2014, 11:34 PM
jesus christ lol i thought he was like a fat italian guy

dude got a fisheye head

fuckin ethered lol

TYSON
04-23-2014, 04:12 AM
http://www.cnc.hr/images/data/alien2.jpg

Vulgar
04-23-2014, 04:30 AM
lookin like Tha Cerebellum A$$a$in

Vulgar
04-23-2014, 04:32 AM
so you were the one who deflected Nibiru, Planet X and the Mayan Apocalypse

Masaii
04-23-2014, 05:40 AM
That is a genetic lineage of pumpkin head motherfuckers

Masaii
04-23-2014, 05:40 AM
This guys real name is Stewie

Masaii
04-23-2014, 05:40 AM
https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1004500_329350583866081_829934269_n.jpg

Masaii
04-23-2014, 05:42 AM
Guy must have the strongest neck on this side of the galaxy

Masaii
04-23-2014, 05:44 AM
guys hairline is a running back

Masaii
04-23-2014, 05:45 AM
Am I the only one wondering how the fuck he got that necklace around that dome?

Masaii
04-23-2014, 05:49 AM
Duelling banjos ass nigga

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/03/05/banjos1.jpg

Amen
04-23-2014, 07:20 AM
Lol ^ this faggot killing the thread.




This nigga's head is straight out of REMULACK.

CtrlF4
04-23-2014, 07:32 AM
Dis nigga use hoola hoops for headbands

anime_boners
04-23-2014, 07:40 AM
http://theathleticnerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/warlock-qarth-game-of-thrones.jpg

Allen Knight
04-23-2014, 07:41 AM
Dis nigga use hoola hoops for headbands

Lmaoo

anime_boners
04-23-2014, 07:43 AM
Chyeah saw this thread and went black talmbout "THEY'RE REALLY OUT THERE"

Amen
04-23-2014, 07:57 AM
niGGa almost committed suicide as a kid at the playground growing up when he tried to jump through a "Tire Swing" feet first and nearly hung himself.



I thought Kwal and PG are 2 different people, tho? BUAHAHAHA

Batty
04-23-2014, 08:18 AM
That head gotta be shopped!

Looks like Justin Beiber and Megamind had a son that tried to be a lesbian MMA fighter. I mean, that ain't even roasting that's straight up.

I measured his hat size.... It's over 9000!!!!!!!

Looking like he can headbutt shit and change the future.

anime_boners
04-23-2014, 08:20 AM
Looking like he can headbutt shit and change the future.

done

anime_boners
04-23-2014, 08:20 AM
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120912161756/marvelvscapcom/images/c/c6/Head_Crush.gif

Vulgar
04-23-2014, 08:26 AM
lmaoo

This dude head looks like a ninja turtles command center.

Destroyer
04-23-2014, 08:30 AM
and kwal!ty's head read 'Ice Cube's a Pimp.'

Vulgar
04-23-2014, 08:34 AM
lookin like a lightbulb on 8Mile

veritas
04-23-2014, 08:54 AM
Hey ncgs good morning.

Google image search:

"hydrocephalus"


/roast

Destroyer
04-23-2014, 09:11 AM
check out the big brain on brad....
http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Pulp-Fiction-Jules.jpg

veritas
04-23-2014, 09:27 AM
check out the big brain on brad....
http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Pulp-Fiction-Jules.jpg

A rare funny. Well played.

Diode
04-23-2014, 09:28 AM
Lol ^ this faggot killing the thread.




This nigga's head is straight out of REMULACK.

Certain El Pancake please send this faggot back to b& so that I may continue enjoying this thread

thx

Batty
04-23-2014, 09:29 AM
Bros... this nigga lookin like Dr. Sheldon Cooper went to Comic Con as Freeza.

When he contemplates shit, 3 blocks of his hood loses Wi-Fi.

Lookin like Tito Ortiz in jr. high and shit

V said "Remember the Future" and this nigga did it

His necklace is the fertility idol from Indiana Jones eating a big ass turkey drumstick.

He got a high speed USB port in his neck

Dude got a headache and now the year 2035 can't exist anymore

He can read comic books before they are written

He sneezes spoilers for movies

He can troll jedi

looking like Casey Anthony in the face and shit

invented a battery operated couch while he was sleeping

To get a good idea of his actual size, in that pic he has his hands on the shoulders of a 47 year old Columbian business man.

Pixar got a new movie.....WIGGAMIND

This nigga got a brainfreeze once from drinking a snowcone truck and invented the Occulus Rift and the NVIDIA Shield in one sitting.

This nigga got The Borg's entire collective stored in his central cortex


Looks like Blake Griffin's final form


This nigga wears a wrestling ring as a headband

anime_boners
04-23-2014, 09:39 AM
all the reps go to Batty

veritas
04-23-2014, 09:42 AM
all the reps go to Batty


Ultra combo

Split
04-23-2014, 09:44 AM
Lmaoooooooo

veritas
04-23-2014, 09:49 AM
The weight of his forehead pushed his eyes into the *sassy mongoose* stare.

veritas
04-23-2014, 09:52 AM
Split eight in a parallel universe with birth defects and strikta wigger traits.

Split
04-23-2014, 09:55 AM
raised his eyebrows all the way up at SeaWorld's ticket prices while swimming w/ Shamu and set Blackfish into motion

Dr. Neo Cortez PhD in Applied Discounts
nigga puts RainX on his brow and can feel the jetstreams shift

veritas
04-23-2014, 09:55 AM
Ole pregnant head ass wigga

Ole garbo self tats ass wigga

Ole jimmy neutron head ass wigga

veritas
04-23-2014, 10:26 AM
Shiitttt moons be tryna orbit this wiggas head

This wiggas dandruff is super swoll from tryna climb his scalp cuz

Batty
04-23-2014, 11:01 AM
dead at sassy mongoose and rain X.


THAT'S NO MOON....THAT'S A SPACE STATION head ass nigga


This nigga looks like a caucasian Akira with elephantitis of the fivehead.


Looking like Modok in high school as a hall monitor

This nigga's brain runs on Linux. He can solve mathematical equations, search the car faqs on Mozilla Firefox and do his taxes while running a Nintendo 64 emulator while daydreaming.

He headbutted the Kool-Aid man behind the Great Wall of China and caused a cherry-red tsunami.

This nigga looking like a child molestor trying to get Carl from The Walking Dead into his mom's 1998 Chevy Astro Van to film him eating Vienna Sausages

His thoughts cause epileptic seizures in Asperger's kids

He remembers every line to every movie ever made. Even home movies.

He can think his way through aluminum foil helmets


This nigga nodded to me once and cranked 4 cars instantly

He bought himself on ebay as a bobblehead doll


Tried the Smooth Criminal lean once.......Hurricane Kartrina to thread.

Wears trampolines as helmets

Tried to headbang once at a Megadeath concert.... 9-11 followed

Gets his hair cut by the Lin Kuei ninja clan on stilts

Solar eclipse was him jumping up to catch a frisbee

Created in a lab from the spliced DNA of Justin Beiber, Tito Ortiz and Chyna's vaginal sauce.

This niggas brain is the Tesseract from The Avengers

He can smell food before it's cooked before you buy it at the store and before it was harvested and planted.

He plays pool by headbutting planets

looks like a Snorlax is sleeping on his shoulders

he buys shampoo factories with the money he earns from predicting people's futures

Made a small fortune reading cards at Casinos from space

Even his brain has a mind of it's own.

Looking like Leader from Hulk

They had to use the Death Star to give him a CAT scan

His mom got impregnated by Big Head Mode from NBA Jam

Injected his head with gamma rays and mule semen in an attempt to draw people's attention away from his shitty tattoos. This roast is proof that this nigga is genius god tier level troll.

Launches nukes when he second guesses himself

Allen Knight
04-23-2014, 11:01 AM
Bros... this nigga lookin like Dr. Sheldon Cooper went to Comic Con as Freeza.

When he contemplates shit, 3 blocks of his hood loses Wi-Fi.

Lookin like Tito Ortiz in jr. high and shit

V said "Remember the Future" and this nigga did it

His necklace is the fertility idol from Indiana Jones eating a big ass turkey drumstick.

He got a high speed USB port in his neck

Dude got a headache and now the year 2035 can't exist anymore

He can read comic books before they are written

He sneezes spoilers for movies

He can troll jedi

looking like Casey Anthony in the face and shit

invented a battery operated couch while he was sleeping

To get a good idea of his actual size, in that pic he has his hands on the shoulders of a 47 year old Columbian business man.

Pixar got a new movie.....WIGGAMIND

This nigga got a brainfreeze once from drinking a snowcone truck and invented the Occulus Rift and the NVIDIA Shield in one sitting.

This nigga got The Borg's entire collective stored in his central cortex


Looks like Blake Griffin's final form


This nigga wears a wrestling ring as a headband




Lmfaaoo gone

King Ra.
04-23-2014, 11:03 AM
Jesus Christ. Stop the thread. IT'S OVER. ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

veritas
04-23-2014, 11:11 AM
dead at sassy mongoose and rain X.


THAT'S NO MOON....THAT'S A SPACE STATION head ass nigga


This nigga looks like a caucasian Akira with elephantitis of the fivehead.


Looking like Modok in high school as a hall monitor

This nigga's brain runs on Linux. He can solve mathematical equations, search the car faqs on Mozilla Firefox and do his taxes while running a Nintendo 64 emulator while daydreaming.

He headbutted the Kool-Aid man behind the Great Wall of China and caused a cherry-red tsunami.

This nigga looking like a child molestor trying to get Carl from The Walking Dead into his mom's 1998 Chevy Astro Van to film him eating Vienna Sausages

His thoughts cause epileptic seizures in Asperger's kids

He remembers every line to every movie ever made. Even home movies.

He can think his way through aluminum foil helmets


This nigga nodded to me once and cranked 4 cars instantly

He bought himself on ebay as a bobblehead doll


Tried the Smooth Criminal lean once.......Hurricane Kartrina to thread.

Wears trampolines as helmets

Tried to headbang once at a Megadeath concert.... 9-11 followed

Gets his hair cut by the Lin Kuei ninja clan on stilts

Solar eclipse was him jumping up to catch a frisbee

Created in a lab from the spliced DNA of Justin Beiber, Tito Ortiz and Chyna's vaginal sauce.

This niggas brain is the Tesseract from The Avengers

He can smell food before it's cooked before you buy it at the store and before it was harvested and planted.

He plays pool by headbutting planets

looks like a Snorlax is sleeping on his shoulders

he buys shampoo factories with the money he earns from predicting people's futures

Made a small fortune reading cards at Casinos from space

Even his brain has a mind of it's own.

Looking like Leader from Hulk

They had to use the Death Star to give him a CAT scan

His mom got impregnated by Big Head Mode from NBA Jam

Injected his head with gamma rays and mule semen in an attempt to draw people's attention away from his shitty tattoos. This roast is proof that this nigga is genius god tier level troll.

Launches nukes when he second guesses himself



ULLLLLTTTTRRRRAAAA!

Batty
04-23-2014, 11:15 AM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_mNUk9zozlFY/TVknqaX4fSI/AAAAAAAAAp4/9u-72dsp34Q/justin-careca.JPG
"Genesis does...what Nintendon't"

big baby
04-23-2014, 11:20 AM
batty just did that ultra combo in killer instinct with tj combo. He finished what I couldnt. Love batty

big baby
04-23-2014, 11:21 AM
47 year old colombian businessman comparison. Damn

veritas
04-23-2014, 11:22 AM
When this lame lays down in bed...how does he get up?

If this wigga wore a turtleneck he would look like a bulbous cock head ready to skeet out jail tat ink

Dudes body was born on a monday....his cranium wasnt until the following wednesday

Looking like his mommas umbilical cord hooked into the back of his head like a matrix plug

Bears hibernate in his fade

veritas
04-23-2014, 11:28 AM
The old school nintendo tip line's office was inside this wiggas dome.

Strikta
04-23-2014, 11:37 AM
Mars Attacks out dis bitch.

Batty
04-23-2014, 11:58 AM
this niggas suicidal thoughts are genocidal.

This nigga used the Epcot Center for a bike helmet.

Bethany Hamilton surfed his brainwaves and lost her other arm.

His head has a built-in Gameshark

This nigga waved his hand at me and I realized these aren't the droids I was looking for.

This nigga got NC version 1 backed up word-for-word in his mind.

He headbutted the Matrix and Neo got aborted.

His line takes over 2 weeks to carve. Generally 2 highly trained top chefs start on each side on a Monday and meet in the middle 2 Tuesdays later.

He can read books by thinking bout them

He had nostalgia once and an entire town got cancer

His forehead runs on Windows Surface

This nigga thought up the plot for Terminator on the toilet

One time he saw that commercial with all of the hurt and tortured animals with that "Arms of the Angel" song playing and then he felt a bit sad for the animals for 2 seconds. The end result was the entire 2013 Toronto Blue Jays active roster went into a coma for 37 minutes.

This nigga's dreams got Xbox One graphics

Batty
04-23-2014, 12:02 PM
This nigga is cool as fuck. We need to quit roasting him now, cause like I was saying: this nigga is cool.

veritas
04-23-2014, 12:12 PM
If ferdinand megellan was alive this day, he would be trying to circumnavigate this wiggas dome cuz.

Batty
04-23-2014, 12:14 PM
This nigga put a hula hoop on his head and went as Saturn on Halloween.

Diode
04-23-2014, 12:14 PM
This nigga is cool as fuck. We need to quit roasting him now, cause like I was saying: this nigga is cool.

FUCKING GONE AT THIS EDIT

HOLY SHIT'

WE HAVE REACHED A NEW LEVEL PREVIOUSLY UNHERALDED

veritas
04-23-2014, 12:16 PM
This niggas ear canal is the hoover dam.

Allen Knight
04-23-2014, 01:06 PM
Fucking crippled at his mom got impregnated by big head mode in nba jam

Batty w/ the fatality

Amen
04-23-2014, 01:08 PM
I'll be surprised if this nigga ever logs on here again.




I'm sure he packed his bars up an he's HEADin to RB for good.

Diode
04-23-2014, 01:12 PM
I'll be surprised if this nigga ever logs on here again.




I'm sure he packed his bars up an he's HEADin to RB for good.

Certain El Pancake namix please b&. Trolling for RB users again.

Amen
04-23-2014, 01:15 PM
OH no... Don't ban me again... Man, Shut your faggot ass up, son. Get the fuck off my dick.

Split
04-23-2014, 01:16 PM
Charlie Brown and the Great Blumpkin

lookin like even Atmosphere got fucked by global warming oleeee greenhouse gas in the cabeza ass dude

this nigga can 3D print four states of matter out his domepiece. Lookin like when he kicks ideas back and forth niggas show up with microscopes lookin for the Higgs Boson. Lookin like he fought his custody battle twirling akimbo Swiffers, solving trig problems tryna get noticed at Massachusetts Institute of Autoworkers Technology. Lookin like this dude's brain cancer downloaded a BIOS, installed MS-DOS and hosted a fuckin chess LAN party inside that auditorium of a snapback scrapper. Lookin like his favorite comic strip is Doonesbury

veritas
04-23-2014, 01:19 PM
split I wouldn't even clown on duke, cuz real talk he looks just like you with a giant head and homemade bootleg prison wigger tats.

Split
04-23-2014, 01:23 PM
except I don't look like this
http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m-wC0ofjDDb2SzD-Dc3VbpQ.jpg got crossbred with a nutfuzz chia pet

anime_boners
04-23-2014, 01:26 PM
Last edited by Batty; Today at 12:04 PM. Reason: THIS POST WAS EDITED BY KWALIT!Y'S MIND. THIS IS JUST A SAMPLE OF THE RAW ENERGY OF THE TECHNODOME. BEWARE NIGGAS

I laughed so hard my coworker thought I choked.

I am so fucking dead

Diode
04-23-2014, 01:27 PM
I laughed so hard my coworker thought I choked.

I am so fucking dead

i am glad i am not the only one who noticed this godly of godliest tier boarding efforts

and i am not surprised it is you

HOF for batty's post ITT

Split
04-23-2014, 01:31 PM
makes The Mind Assassin look like a pink Ninjago

Batty
04-23-2014, 01:44 PM
This nigga filed a gimmick infringement against the Superdome and won that shit.

When he was born, this niggas head stretched his momma's pussy into the Sarlaac Pitt. Then That shit ate Boba Fett.

This motherfucker stretched some Beats by Dre so far that the Cloverfield monster could jump rope with them shits.

This nigga bypassed waterhead and went straight to oceanhead

They make Fig Newtons out of this nigga's ear wax

This nigga can hear the ocean in seashells that are on the ocean floor.

This nigga tripped and headbutted a second Grand Canyon in Minnesota

Fig
04-23-2014, 02:02 PM
He birthed his son out of that skull

veritas
04-23-2014, 02:05 PM
This nigga filed a gimmick infringement against the Superdome and won that shit.

When he was born, this niggas head stretched his momma's pussy into the Sarlaac Pitt. Then That shit ate Boba Fett.

This motherfucker stretched some Beats by Dre so far that the Cloverfield monster could jump rope with them shits.

This nigga bypassed waterhead and went straight to oceanhead

They make Fig Newtons out of this nigga's ear wax

This nigga can hear the ocean in seashells that are on the ocean floor.

This nigga tripped and headbutted a second Grand Canyon in Minnesota



props son. Get this rep homey.

Chyeahhh!!!
04-23-2014, 02:08 PM
Hes got a little gray living inside his head and the galaxy is on orions belt

Fig
04-23-2014, 02:17 PM
http://imgur.com/Jgcmlmq

Fig
04-23-2014, 02:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Jgcmlmq.jpg

Batty
04-23-2014, 02:20 PM
This shit is for paragraph bros

uh-oh

Bags

big baby




This nigga's head has got 2 moons and four different seasons. The eastern hemisphere of his head has a rainforest filled with Skittles trees and is the natural habitat for the elusive Eastern-Dome Marmoset or "baby head monkies" as they are more commonly known. This niggas neck is the coldest region in head-winter. He dreams of oxygen and sun to maintain homeostasis.


This nigga's grandma started knitting him a wool cap in 2004. This small project has blossomed into 3 factories in Singapore and a half dozen sweatshops in southern Malaysia. Analysts predict that by the year 2021, sheep will become an endangered species and the cap will need to be completed using synthetic materials.


Not only can this nigga change channels on his tv with his mind but he can also change the endings to movies. An example would be the movie: Se7en, "what's in the box" you ask? This time around it's a Disney Frozen themed birthday cake. Now Batman dies in Dark Knight Rises, but fuck it Heath Ledger is alive again. Dexter isn't a lumberjack and Walter White still runs a car wash. Netflix is free.


This niggas head runs complex equations and computes distances in time and space. He can taste and touch numbers. This niggas mind created the single bullet theory with JFK and went back in time to make it work, Oswald wasn't even in the original version. This nigga can smell math. He disputes his own theories and it ends in win-win every time. He invented Cobra Commander's Weather Dominator just fucking around. If you believe in the phrase "a penny for your thoughts", in the time you took to read that, this nigga just paid off the national defecit and made the weight of money too heavy to allow the Earth to stay on it's axis.

Batty
04-23-2014, 02:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Jgcmlmq.jpg



leaned sooooooo hard right now.


still gone @ akimbo'd Swiffers.

veritas
04-23-2014, 04:02 PM
that nigga Batty boarding off of pure instinct and adrenaline right now.

for my scientific minded boarders:

ahem...

There is no possible way that a human could have evolved such a cranial structure as this child. He would have to have been born that way, which is a miracle, and proves the existence of a divine creator of life. The matrix's architect if you will. Consider this: If the cranium described was to slowly evolve over time, there would be no way that life could be sustained, for how in the world would the lungs and heart, being of normal sizes and dimensions, and righteously a little small, have the capacity to pump the the blood and oxygen all the way up into the brain, before the brain choked from a lacking of both?

so in conclusion, this kwality disproves evolution in the Darwinian sense, because there is no way that if he was to continually evolve, that his brain could receive it's vital nutrients. He is the miracle animal, like the Giraffe.

Hush
04-23-2014, 05:03 PM
allen knight why you photo shop this guys head to look like that?

takes the fun out of it

Fucking gone

Hush
04-23-2014, 05:05 PM
http://theathleticnerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/warlock-qarth-game-of-thrones.jpg

Oh fuck

Not enuff rep

Ghost1
04-23-2014, 05:21 PM
Wow

Dudes going in .

Lol. Batty been my favorite roaster since he called Maestwoh a foot soldier

Every1 doing very well itt tho.

Cant believe that his head really is shaped like that tho. Smh.

Roast on bros. Roast on.

Hush
04-23-2014, 05:37 PM
Nigga look like a Oompa Loompa on hgh

Hush
04-23-2014, 05:38 PM
Barber got to shape this nigga up with a grappling hook and climbing spikes

CtrlF4
04-23-2014, 06:24 PM
Dis nigga head a dunk contest prop

CtrlF4
04-23-2014, 06:46 PM
Dis nigga got forehead veins the size of a waterhose

The police rent dis nigga head to kick doors in

Dis nigga wear lamp shades as bucket hats

Dis nigga use a futon mattress for a pillow

Niggas be playing projectors off his forehead

When he go to the movies niggas only see the back of his head

Dis nigga head need a water pill

Dis nigga gave all his family members roof damage

Diode
04-23-2014, 06:49 PM
they had to use the gta character switch technology just to get this dudes head in one frame

Batty
04-23-2014, 06:51 PM
http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz258/J504/35780FC5-9775-4753-99A1-2811B8E6A4E8-64567-00004C882E6C3E67_zpsdef0aa8b.jpg

e11even
04-23-2014, 06:52 PM
in between flights, Amelia Earhart broke the the guinness record for days travelled around the world strapped to his head.

once he let a bitch ride him and the impact from head-to-headboard-to-wall contact wreckingballed that side of the project building.

CtrlF4
04-23-2014, 06:53 PM
Batty resize to any size for me...plz

Fig
04-23-2014, 06:55 PM
http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz258/J504/35780FC5-9775-4753-99A1-2811B8E6A4E8-64567-00004C882E6C3E67_zpsdef0aa8b.jpg

Lmfao dude head couldn't fit in the painting

Aww Jesus batty

Witty
04-23-2014, 06:58 PM
fig did we battle yet?

El Muffin
04-23-2014, 07:04 PM
portrait etherrrr

Batty
04-23-2014, 07:06 PM
https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1004500_329350583866081_829934269_n.jpg




Guys, I just realized this nigga looked like Frankenstein Corey Haim.

Lookin like the bullet dude from Super Mario.

Dude should have to serve time for what his birth did to his mom's cooch.

The strain of holding his brain up have him black eyes.

He looks like he injected Masaii's back roids directly into his head.

Google quit working once when he changed his mind

Looking like a shaved down Chewbacca.

Fig
04-23-2014, 07:08 PM
fig did we battle yet?

Na we'll get to it eventually

e11even
04-23-2014, 07:09 PM
Na we'll get to it eventually



ya'll slackin.

PancakeBrah
04-23-2014, 07:12 PM
Lookin like the bullet dude from Super Mario.

+1

Fig
04-23-2014, 07:16 PM
ya'll slackin.

Slack my whole dick and balls down your throat ;)

e11even
04-23-2014, 07:23 PM
Slack my whole dick and balls down your throat ;)


that wink tho.

Diode
04-23-2014, 07:33 PM
this is battys hof thread now

Dope girl
04-23-2014, 07:54 PM
Went to tattoo shop & fall in snow holding hands.

El Muffin
04-23-2014, 08:00 PM
what

veritas
04-23-2014, 08:05 PM
In his teen years to keep his teeth from falling out from the weight nasa made him custom titanium braces.

Batty
04-24-2014, 10:54 AM
This nigga got the build of Viewtiful Joe.

Looking like he might eat the turds of the midget on Game of Thrones and shit.

Looking Tarzan's monkey friend from the Disney movie.

This nigga got Walking Dead eyes.

Looking like a Juggalo lemur

This nigga got a head cold and all the puppies on earth died for 3 days.

This nigga don't have dirty thoughts, he got a porn industry in his skull

Looking like a wigger Dr. Seuss character, The Grinch who Stole Craniums.

Thinking up new bibles and shit.

KwaL!ty
04-25-2014, 12:07 AM
This is funny n all... But packed graves is my cousin... Not me I have pic battled here before for proof of that... A good laugh tho

Vulgar
04-25-2014, 07:20 AM
His head coined the term parapraxis

Lookin like a cot damn poster boy for the Ivan Pavlov head cream

Lookin like an Oxfam cereal mascot

If the devil's in the details his skull is a Jumbo-sized Hellscape

If he grew an afro, Tommy Hearns would start convulsing

Lookin like The Brown Crusader broke into the X-Men orphanage and started robbing second rate bodegas

When he bobs and weaves, he creates matter

The space time continuum missed his bar mitzvah so he haunts the Pleiedes formation

Vulgar
05-01-2014, 09:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Jgcmlmq.jpg

deaddd

Velocity
07-17-2014, 12:48 AM
This is actually me, please continue.

Suthaveli
07-17-2014, 07:33 AM
Someone pls get Batty outta this post. Body bag!
CTFU! DEAD!

Chyeahhh!!!
07-18-2014, 12:40 AM
Hes got a little gray living inside his head and the galaxy is on orions belt

fig came through with the one two punch with the pic


lmao props

Allen Knight
09-17-2014, 01:35 PM
upp for this

MKG
09-17-2014, 02:03 PM
Looking like Ryan shecklers ego