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NYCSPITZ
05-23-2013, 05:19 PM
I speak to you not as an individual, but as a man of the people.

How many drunk posts have we had to endure on these forums, and why aren't these forums consolidated into one thread? I ask you, must we entertain chyeaaa's every notion of impending doom?

I ask you, how many various angles of Hush's weed garden must we endure before we can say - "Enough is enough. I will not stand for this tyranny."

I ask you again, how many suicidal asians will knucklehead bodyslam when he transfers to this, his most prestigious school? I ask you...

Gentlemen, I speak to you, perhaps, on a whim. But it is destiny that the tides of change must be moved by these sudden currents of humanity.

I ask you one more time - how many more reps will it take pancakebrah before he realizes that cutting is more beneficial than bulking at this stage of his lifting career?

I do not intend this as a tirade, but merely as lubricant, a transition to better posts and traffic. By condensing all of our alcohol induced sublimations into one thread, we will increase the grandeur of this forum and thus facilitate the switch to world peace and one world order of justice. I call upon you, my brothers, to stand with me as our forefathers would have. Do the right thing like Spike Lee and our community will be blessed with heavenly skyfalls of manna, our aura raised to the vibratory level of the 7th dimension. Thank you for your patience and support.

Chyeahhh!!!
05-23-2013, 05:37 PM
lubricant

why don't you take nice big glob of that and go fuck yourself!

trap.
05-23-2013, 05:39 PM
i honestly think this is the first one on this board so far

Dope girl
05-23-2013, 05:48 PM
lol Drunk smacking booties.

Ghost1
05-23-2013, 06:05 PM
lol Drunk smacking booties.



Hahaha. I instantly lold at this.

Geno
05-23-2013, 06:08 PM
Put the bottle down

Split
05-23-2013, 09:30 PM
if anyone asks. U fell off ur bike

NYCSPITZ
05-25-2013, 01:16 AM
upping for the drunk mother fucker who will inveitably stroll in after 3 am EST. doesn;'t matter if u log in or not, I just want u to know that i feel ur state of wooze

Fig
05-25-2013, 08:33 PM
up

Fig
05-26-2013, 03:14 AM
Hi guys

Fig
05-26-2013, 03:18 AM
I feel nice

Sharp
05-26-2013, 03:23 AM
fig whatcha been drinkin?

Fig
05-26-2013, 03:31 AM
Like 15 shots. Burbon

Fig
05-26-2013, 03:34 AM
Fuck. That shit is gross

Sharp
05-26-2013, 03:39 AM
good man

the more you drink the better it tastes

Fig
05-26-2013, 03:54 AM
good man

the more you drink the better it tastes

Its poopy, i threw up

Sharp
05-26-2013, 04:00 AM
to be fair you had 15 shots

but you never call the wonder that is alcohol poopy. Never.

Fig
05-26-2013, 10:02 AM
to be fair you had 15 shots

but you never call the wonder that is alcohol poopy. Never.

next day... and I feel nice

and I'm sorry for calling it poopy, forgive my action por favor

Sharp
05-26-2013, 03:00 PM
you live and learn