Week 10 rankings, predictions and chat

[Certain]

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Season 3


That was a terrific week, wasn't it? The writing was excellent, the show rate was strong and the voting was well done and balanced. There only was one blowout, too. I'm proud of this league for Week 9. Let's make Week 10 just as good.

The topics are quotes from Founding Fathers. If you're not American, that shouldn't change much, though. Here are the rankings and matchups, which were affected by numerous Week 9 winners signing out in an unusual move:

Championship
1. El Pancake (5-2)
2. zygote (7-2) | “Facts are stubborn things.” — John Adams

Contender match
3. Just Write (4-2)
4. Zombie (2-0) | “The one thing you can't do when you're highly ranked is relax.” — William Floyd

5. timeless (5-4)
6. Adonis (4-5) | “I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.” — Alexander Hamilton

7. Vulgar (4-1)
8. Split Eight (1-2) | “The slavery of fear makes men afraid to think.” — Thomas Paine

9. oats (8-1)
10. Perpendicular (0-0) | “Mankind is governed more by feelings than by reason.” — Samuel Adams

11. illergicreaxion (0-0)
12. Frank (6-3) | “All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree.” — James Madison

13. Vividlyvague (5-3)
14. Johnathan Mercy (1-1) | “The only safe road to honor, glory and dignity is justice.” — George Washington

15. Smegma (0-1)
16. Certain (1-2) | “Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.” — Ben Franklin

17. dyedinthewool (1-3)
18. MMLP (0-3) | “We look forward to the time when the power to love will replace the love of power.” — William Ellerly

[Certain]

I totally forgot Vulgar and Split Eight battled recently. That was a great matchup, though, so I have no regrets.

[Split]

Championship
1. El Pancake (5-2)
2. zygote (7-2) | “Facts are stubborn things.” — John Adams

>> interesting. i think the outcome very much depends on a combination of Zygote's angle as well as Pancake's inspiration. Topic says Zy.

Contender match
3. Just Write (4-2)
4. Zombie (2-0) | “The one thing you can't do when you're highly ranked is relax.” — William Floyd

>>Just Write will writer a sniper verse and it will be incredible. idk who will win

5. timeless (5-4)
6. Adonis (4-5) | “I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.” — Alexander Hamilton

>> Adonis has the poetic touch to realize this visiom.

7. Vulgar (4-1)
8. Split Eight (1-2) | “The slavery of fear makes men afraid to think.” — Thomas Paine

>> Vulgar Good luck, friend. The reinvention of the wheel.

9. oats (8-1)
10. Perpendicular (0-0) | “Mankind is governed more by feelings than by reason.” — Samuel Adams

>> oats

11. illergicreaxion (0-0)
12. Frank (6-3) | “All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree.” — James Madison

>> illergicreaxion will never sign into this site again in a stunning turn of events. frank will recycle and lose anyways :)


13. Vividlyvague (5-3)
14. Johnathan Mercy (1-1) | “The only safe road to honor, glory and dignity is justice.” — George Washington

>> BOTW


15. Smegma (0-1)
16. Certain (1-2) | “Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.” — Ben Franklin

>>Certain but not by much


17. dyedinthewool (1-3)
18. MMLP (0-3) | “We look forward to the time when the power to love will replace the love of power.” — William Ellerly


DITW but hope MMLP brings the heat

[Split]

Damn, maybe I've matured as a reader/ voter but this league is way deep with talent right now. Hard to pick winners with any confidence.

Gonna have to start writing for opponents, now.


I totally forgot Vulgar and Split Eight battled recently. That was a great matchup, though, so I have no regrets.

Haha I've battled Vulgar more than I have anyone else on this site, I believe.

[timeless]

Loooooool

[timeless]

Pancake, jw, adonis, vulgar, oats, frank, vv, smegma, ditw.

[PancakeBrah]

Second week in a row I went to sleep okay with having lost only to wake up with a win
Weird. Props to oats for the verse he submitted. Probably the highest quality match I've been a part of

[d0ubt]

i had my suspicions but now after catching up in week 9s chat, dyedinthewool sup baz

[Just Write]

Congrats El Pancake. oats, hell of a run bro. You da gawd

[Baron Mynd]

MMLP you coming to the final Wolves game?

#pitchinvasion

[dyedinthewool]

i had my suspicions but now after catching up in week 9s chat, dyedinthewool sup baz

Who art thou pumpernickel? Hiya!!!

[dyedinthewool]

This week scaareeeesss me!

[Frank]

Apologize to Oats. I was going to hate vote Pancakebrah but I fell asleep. My bad g.

[Frank]

On a serious note, Zygote probably wrote the verse of his life just now.

Wow. Well done.

[e11even]

Championship
1. El Pancake (5-2)
2. zygote (7-2) | “Facts are stubborn things.” — John Adams

Great matchup of diff styles. A must see.

Contender match
3. Just Write (4-2)
4. Zombie (2-0) | “The one thing you can't do when you're highly ranked is relax.” — William Floyd

This will be epic, but Zombie dope though.

5. timeless (5-4)
6. Adonis (4-5) | “I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.” — Alexander Hamilton

Adonis all the way, if voters can get over his knack for brevity.

7. Vulgar (4-1)
8. Split Eight (1-2) | “The slavery of fear makes men afraid to think.” — Thomas Paine

I think I see Split doing this better, but both are a powerhouse. BOTW?

9. oats (8-1)
10. Perpendicular (0-0) | “Mankind is governed more by feelings than by reason.” — Samuel Adams

Oats over aliases.

11. illergicreaxion (0-0)
12. Frank (6-3) | “All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree.” — James Madison

Haven't read reaxion so I'll go with the favorite by default.

13. Vividlyvague (5-3)
14. Johnathan Mercy (1-1) | “The only safe road to honor, glory and dignity is justice.” — George Washington

Goodluck, Sir.

15. Smegma (0-1)
16. Certain (1-2) | “Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.” — Ben Franklin

I see Certain smashing this topic. Hopefully he'll dive for all the loose balls. And by balls I mean testicles.

17. dyedinthewool (1-3)
18. MMLP (0-3) | “We look forward to the time when the power to love will replace the love of power.” — William Ellerly

This screams Dyed. I see NeoHippy all over this lol. No offense. Term of endearment.

[PancakeBrah]

Let's chill out there, hoss.

I know you love me and that verse probably made your frail little heart skip a beat but there's no need to talk about other peoples verses in here.

[dyedinthewool]

Yes Frank that is not nice and you should know better!

[Witty]

Frank u so bad.

[e11even]

FRANK YOU'RE NOT NICE. TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW OR I WILL RECOMMEND YOU BAN YOURSELF.

[Split]

nukers fumbled

[Witty]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10290635_10152100605852945_8842883713117707738_n.j pg

[e11even]

nice.

[Frank]

What is next weeks contender match up looking like?
Certain

[Certain]

Adonis or timeless will face Split Eight or Vulgar.

[MMLP]

@BaronMynd haha pointless but why not

#BoysAyWe

[Frank]

Adonis or timeless will face Split Eight or Vulgar.

Get me back in there next week

[Certain]

Get me back in there next week

You blew your chance. The rankings are very formulaic. Next week's four main matches will be:

1-2 winner vs. 3-4 winner
5-6 winner vs. 7-8 winner
9-10 winner vs. 11-12 winner
13-14 winner vs. 15-16 winner

After that (and that doesn't factor in sign-outs), sign-ins and Week 10 losers get factored in.

But if you and oats win, you can get your revenge next week.

[Frank]

I sense a Vulgar - Zygote Championship battle in the near future

[Certain]

If anyone would like to contribute to the magazine, let me know.

zygote, did you mull the idea I sent you?

[Witty]

hi certain.

[Certain]

For those wondering, this is what the seeding order would look like if the playoffs started this week:

1. El Pancake (5-2)
2. oats (8-1)
3. zygote (7-2)
4. Frank (6-3)
5. Vividlyvague (5-3)
6. timeless (5-4)
7. Vulgar (4-1)
8. Just Write (4-2)
9. King Ra. (4-5)
10. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
11. Adonis (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3)

I haven't decided absolutely yet, but I think we'll be able to do a 16-person playoffs instead of 12 with byes, though. The only ensured auto-bids at the moment belong to El Pancake and oats, though zygote, timeless and Adonis are in line to possibly receive autobids for not missing any votes or taking weeks off.

[dyedinthewool]

:/

[Split]

If anyone would like to contribute to the magazine, let me know.

zygote, did you mull the idea I sent you?
whatcu need

[Witty]

HI CERTAIN.

[Certain]

whatcu need

Nothing specific. A roundtable-type thing would be welcome.

Hi, Witty.

[Witty]

How are you?

[Frank]

For those wondering, this is what the seeding order would look like if the playoffs started this week:

1. El Pancake (5-2)
2. oats (8-1)
3. zygote (7-2)
4. Frank (6-3)
5. Vividlyvague (5-3)
6. timeless (5-4)
7. Vulgar (4-1)
8. Just Write (4-2)
9. King Ra. (4-5)
10. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
11. Adonis (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3)

I haven't decided absolutely yet, but I think we'll be able to do a 16-person playoffs instead of 12 with byes, though. The only ensured auto-bids at the moment belong to El Pancake and oats, though zygote, timeless and Adonis are in line to possibly receive autobids for not missing any votes or taking weeks off.


What does the schedule for the rest of the season look like?

[Certain]

What does the schedule for the rest of the season look like?

You mean, topics-wise?

[Frank]

Topic an schedule-wise

[Certain]

Week 11 is story leads, but for the first time, I'll assign each battle a single story lead. Week 12 is pictures, and I was thinking of using paintings. Week 13 is phrases, Week 14 is quotes, Week 15 is story leads and Week 16 is pictures. For those last four weeks, I may not use set themes but instead focus solely on tailoring the topics to each pair of contestants.

The schedule is what the schedule is, with verses due Fridays and votes Sundays.

[Just Write]

Certain's a fuckin machine yo

[big baby]

what do u thik general stonewall shouldve did Certain
how many licks does it take to shut the fuck up Certain
if a woodchuck chucked wood how much would his friend chuck fuck his girlfriend raw whiles hes at work? Certain
5 x 6 / 5 +199 -189 +11 -22 x 5 no pemdas. Certain
who do u think won between oats and el pancake Certain
does the moon have little moons we cant see cause were not paying attention? Certain
tight vag moderate wet or really wet semi tight? Certain
fav type of porn, in fetish category Certain
y do ppl dislike donald sterling? i think he very funny guy Certain
do u think i sexy Certain

[Split]

loose vag bone dry demoisturized with silica packets

[King Ra.]

Sup niggas. (Sterling voice)

[dyedinthewool]

what do u thik general stonewall shouldve did Certain
how many licks does it take to shut the fuck up Certain
if a woodchuck chucked wood how much would his friend chuck fuck his girlfriend raw whiles hes at work? Certain
5 x 6 / 5 +199 -189 +11 -22 x 5 no pemdas. Certain
who do u think won between oats and el pancake Certain
does the moon have little moons we cant see cause were not paying attention? Certain
tight vag moderate wet or really wet semi tight? Certain
fav type of porn, in fetish category Certain
y do ppl dislike donald sterling? i think he very funny guy Certain
do u think i sexy Certain

Made my day.

[Split]

Bb





































































Bb pls

[big baby]

me and mustachia listen to portugese fado it gewd i like tdis song u should really listen even if u hear it and u like "yuk" at first, just fucking listen dis wut i listenig 2 i listen to it just fucking listen plz just plz listen PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so gewd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVtO8tOZ4yM

[Split]

I raise you


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnjNrOsYoRM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[big baby]

fuka 9 min u idiyote s8 ..fuck now i STUCK HERE 9 MIN!

k it ok lol i listen. sound like jazz rock spanish. wut race r u s8

[Certain]

what do u thik general stonewall shouldve did Certain

Avoided Chancellorsville.

how many licks does it take to shut the fuck up Certain

One. If you're licking something, you can't talk.

if a woodchuck chucked wood how much would his friend chuck fuck his girlfriend raw whiles hes at work? Certain

Probably as much as he could for as long as the woodchuck was chucking wood, assuming that chucking wood was an occupation and not a hobby.

5 x 6 / 5 +199 -189 +11 -22 x 5 no pemdas. Certain

Negative 83.

who do u think won between oats and el pancake Certain

El Pancake. You can read my vote.

does the moon have little moons we cant see cause were not paying attention? Certain

Would debris or small rocks constitute a moon? The definition of a moon, as I understand it, can be very liberal. Earth's moon could have its own moons.

tight vag moderate wet or really wet semi tight? Certain

I guess I'll go with really wet and somewhat tight, though it's best to have both.

fav type of porn, in fetish category Certain

Does two girls and one guy count as a fetish? Probably not.

y do ppl dislike donald sterling? i think he very funny guy Certain

He's racist.

do u think i sexy Certain

Yes.

[Frank]

Why are you invisible@ Certain

[big baby]

Yes.

*blush* !!!

[Split]

Im white and very slightly Argentinian

[Certain]

Why are you invisible@ Certain

I don't want people to know how much time I spend in the Flying Feces Coalition and Black Listed News subforums.

[d0ubt]

Who art thou pumpernickel? Hiya!!!

it's a secret :)

read my two verses, you might be able to sherlock that shit.

[Witty]

i know

[d0ubt]

i know

i'm surprised you haven't relayed the information. thank you.

[Witty]

don't be surprised, I am an excellent person....probably the best person who ever lived tbh.

[PancakeBrah]

imagine someone breaking your big toe with a sledge hammer

[Witty]

k.

[PancakeBrah]

not you, specifically. but sure.

can anyone here do a standing backflip?

i cannot.

[Witty]

I can do all of them.

[Witty]

not rly, i would break my neck.

[PancakeBrah]

one time i hit my head doing a backflip into a swimming pool.

i lack coordination.

[Frank]

@deadman, are you home yet?

[dead man]

my mom split her skull open once on a diving board.

she floated there for a while in reddening water but she lived.

true story.

[dead man]

frank yeah but i decided to wait until tomorrow or wednesday. i am still feeling jovial but less motivated to think about much of anything. sorry

[oats]

I used to do a standing backflip but if only try on sand because I wasn't confident.

Thanks for tagging in for me big baby

[Vulgar]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10290635_10152100605852945_8842883713117707738_n.j pg

lmaooo

[big baby]

my mom split her skull open once on a diving board.

she floated there for a while in reddening water but she lived.

true story.

lmao u didnt help her dead?....fukk silly

[big baby]

wen mag come fucka idiyote certain Certain no ask me for help? k

[PancakeBrah]

big baby who would win in a topical, bb vs. zombie.

[big baby]

i fuck zombie up why?

[big baby]

oh u said bb vs zombie.. hmm close probably bb still. i beat both badly.

[PancakeBrah]

'cause he used the word rhodopsin last week.

im not so sure.

who's to say?

[big baby]

cakeelpan who win mike wrecka vs certain

[big baby]

Zombie why u use dat word idiyote

[Zombie]

Lmao

[PancakeBrah]

certain beat him in the winter topical

i'd say certain wins in most scenarios but mike's good.

[big baby]

not talking anymore and certain noes why bye. Zombie no show and sign out. bye

[big baby]

certain beat him in the winter topical

i'd say certain wins in most scenarios but mike's good.

Mike Wrecka

? discuss

[big baby]

dead man who wins zygote or vulgar or Bladed Thesis vs frank

[PancakeBrah]

rabble rousin'

[big baby]

fuck im supposed to not be here. bye i will make zombie no show unless get what i want

[Split]

I'm drinking Jager and Monster instead of Red Bull. this must be how Eve felt after she fucked the human race over

[Certain]

fuck im supposed to not be here. bye i will make zombie no show unless get what i want

What do you want?

Your post count is fixed. An outside administrator must have tampered with it. I wouldn't do you like that, friend.

[Frank]

Big baby put a bib in it bro... I will smack your tooth out and fuck your tooth fairy doggystyle, while she slobbering face down into your flintstones pillow. I beat the pixie dust off that pussy my nigga.

[King Ra.]

Frank the Tank coming through.

[Mike Wrecka]

Mike Wrecka

? discuss

me and Certain have battled three times. he is up 2-1.

ur turn

why are you five different people?

[PancakeBrah]

i call them the dullbaby's now.

i think it's catchy.

[big baby]

me and Certain have battled three times. he is up 2-1.

ur turn

why are you five different people?

if you could prove we're all the same person, i'll bow to u

[Just Write]

fuck im supposed to not be here. bye i will make zombie no show unless get what i want

Im cool with that. Never been in a champ match before lol.

[oats]

big baby you done writing a verse for this week?

[Split]

I'm Pen Prick.

[big baby]

YOU ARE NOT PEN PRICK.

[big baby]

big baby you done writing a verse for this week?

defriended. you canjoin mike in the loser lane

[Split]

I could be

[Perpendicular]

Am I facing Oats or bb?

[big baby]

Am I facing Oats or bb?

WHO KNOWS CAUSE IM 5 PPL?

[oats]

you're facing me, Big Baby.

[oats]

the question is, who are we facing?

[Just Write]

I see Red glare lurkin the forum.


I really liked red glare, he was so likable compared to frank.


Disappointed tbh

[big baby]

Oats I'm glad you lost.

[Sir Oswald Gonesberg]

U KNOW NOTHING OF ALIASES

[Perpendicular]

Oats when are you posting.....against bb

[oats]

Oats I'm glad you lost.

no you aren't.



@perp RIGHT NOW

[Split]

@barakon

[Split]

Vulgar

[Certain]

I'm Certain.

[Perpendicular]

I'm straight

[dyedinthewool]

wen mag come fucka idiyote certain Certain no ask me for help? k

You're killing me today. Certain ask bb for help.

[Certain]

big baby is not bb. bb is not Zombie. Zombie is not Pen Prick. Pen Prick is not Void. But Void is dull boy.

And Darth Yoda is all of us.

[Red glare]

hi.

Certain

[oats]

so there's a book I want that recently came out, costs like 15-20 like a normal new book. then all of a sudden, I get an email from a charity that I "support" (have never given them money, but I sign their petitions and shit, and support the cause), and they're like hey donate $40 and we'll send you this book, which is the book I want. So I'm essentially buying the book for more than I need to, but putting my money where my mouth is in terms of my support for this NPO.

I'm torn, input would be appreciated.

[Perpendicular]

so there's a book I want that recently came out, costs like 15-20 like a normal new book. then all of a sudden, I get an email from a charity that I "support" (have never given them money, but I sign their petitions and shit, and support the cause), and they're like hey donate $40 and we'll send you this book, which is the book I want. So I'm essentially buying the book for more than I need to, but putting my money where my mouth is in terms of my support for this NPO.

I'm torn, input would be appreciated.

Think of it this way

$20 towards your book (list price) + your (first) allotted donation of $20 toward your charity. It's a wash, but to the charity you look like a hero.

[Certain]

hi.

Certain

I don't think we've had the pleasure.

Good to meet you, Red glare.

[oats]

Think of it this way

$20 towards your book (list price) + your (first) allotted donation of $20 toward your charity. It's a wash, but to the charity you look like a hero.


fuck, you're right. it's just my inner semite that is holding me back

[Split]

$40 bro

I thought everyone in Hawaii had beach homes and Porsche Caymans

[oats]

I'm a teacher living in one of the most expensive states there is. but I can afford $40.

[Certain]

Native Hawaiians are poor alcoholics.

[Just Write]

Don't be a cheap ass oats. Charity is awesome. I tried to help this old lady who was in a wheelchair put her groceries in the car today (it was a cardenas (mexican market) so they don't have people helping with putting bags in the car) and I think she thought I was going to rob her cuz im tatted up and was in a tank and shorts, note the parentheses inside the parentheses god-like move. She was very apprehensive but I kept insisting and then she finally let me. I felt good, she felt good. Everybody won, although as i drove away I looked in my rear view to see her struggling to put her wheel chair into the back of her car... I let out a loud fuck, but at this point I was too far to turn around. I thought for sure she would think I was going to rob her if I flipped a crazy bitch and zoomed back up to her jumping out the car so I just cranked the radio and dipped out and literally drove off into the suset like a boss.

[oats]

Native Hawaiians are poor alcoholics.



https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/18146_581335611969_6464757_n.jpg

[Just Write]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/18146_581335611969_6464757_n.jpg

Lmao is that that dating game show? Fuck was the name of that show? I know a couple girls who were on it. Isn't it staged?

[oats]

it was called Next lol, and yes it is pretty scripted. but it was good fun for a young oatmeal.

you're right Just Write. I'll suck it up and pay the money, I just needed some extra motivation

[Certain]

Wait wait wait

oats was on Next?!?!?!??!?

This might produce enough ammo for even Bags to beat you.

[Just Write]

Damn I remember always watching that with my sister when we were younger lol. Wonder if I ever seen your episode haha, trip out

[Just Write]

Lol at attracted to rosanne though

[oats]

Wait wait wait

oats was on Next?!?!?!??!?

This might produce enough ammo for even Bags to beat you.

come on now, don't get too ahead of yourself. this is bags we're talking about

[Split]

OH MY SWEET HOLY FUCK

[Split]

I fucking remember that episode bro

[oats]

haha forreal? I had it recorded at one point, but I'm pretty sure it's all but lost save for this picture.

by the way, just donated for the book.

[Just Write]

haha forreal? I had it recorded at one point, but I'm pretty sure it's all but lost save for this picture.

by the way, just donated for the book.



http://www.tv.com/m/shows/next-mtv/episodes/



Here you go bro

[Certain]

!!!!!

[oats]

wait, Just Write, this web site is confusing me. did you find my episode specifically? I'm pretty sure it aired in 2007, though it could have been early 2008.

[Witty]

Raisins are dishonest fruit and they should be ashamed of themselves.

[dyedinthewool]

Raisins are dishonest fruit and they should be ashamed of themselves.

That sincerely hurts me boy

:(

What about dates?

[PancakeBrah]

mind obliterated @ oats/next revelation

[Baron Mynd]

@BaronMynd haha pointless but why not

#BoysAyWe

i think its sold out tbh

lee was tryna get tickets

[Split]

http://www.tv.com/shows/next-mtv/andrea-diana-lesbian-812349/


oats

[Witty]

That sincerely hurts me boy

:(

What about dates?

It ain't my fault you have been blinded by the deception of dried fruit...you need to open your eyes and see these scoundrels for what they truly are....LIARS AND FRAUDSTERS!

Dates can get it too, they next on my shitlist....no dried fruit is safe.

[Witty]

Baron Mynd I miss you.

[d0ubt]

Raisins are dishonest fruit and they should be ashamed of themselves.

raisins are good.

*SHEEPachu i choose you!*

go maul the irish one.

[Witty]

raisins are good.

*SHEEPachu i choose you!*

go maul the irish one.

Don't even be talkin' 'bout sheep yo.

They haunt my dreams.

Creepy fuckers.

[Wise Wiggles]

The sunrise is beautiful thing. I'm lucky enough to witness it every week day. S'all downhill from here..

http://i57.tinypic.com/4uxedt.jpg

[Baron Mynd]

Baron Mynd I miss you.

i been writing

just doing the live battle thing atm

[Baron Mynd]

i'm trying to head to Ireland later this year for a couple weeks, Wexford way as thats where my in laws are all based

[Witty]

i'm trying to head to Ireland later this year for a couple weeks, Wexford way as thats where my in laws are all based

Wexford is cool, you need to find your way to Fermanagh and chill with the fox for real.

[Certain]

i been writing

just doing the live battle thing atm

Will you be able to get in enough battles to defend your topical supremacy in the playoffs? You're 1-0, but you need at least three and probably four more wins to get a spot. Six weeks left after this one.

[dyedinthewool]

Le Wise Ways that is gorgeous

[Just Write]

wait, Just Write, this web site is confusing me. did you find my episode specifically? I'm pretty sure it aired in 2007, though it could have been early 2008.

Yea, see split's post.

[dyedinthewool]

I'm so happy today. I'm off and I'm just happy.

So happy that I may bake a pie. Blueberry pie.

And mac and cheese....because.....Mac and cheese

[Witty]

I'm so happy today. I'm off and I'm just happy.

So happy that I may bake a pie. Blueberry pie.

And mac and cheese....because.....Mac and cheese

Your taste in pie is much better than your taste in cereal.

[dyedinthewool]

Your taste in pie is much better than your taste in cereal.

I've actually never had blueberry pie but I am going to master it. And you leave raisin bran out of this equation homie -__-

[Witty]

I've actually never had blueberry pie but I am going to master it. And you leave raisin bran out of this equation homie -__-

Word on the street is raisin bran is mad gay yo.

Also, bake that shit and send some to me, I will be waiting.

[dyedinthewool]

Word on the street is raisin bran is mad gay yo.

Also, bake that shit and send some to me, I will be waiting.

http://digboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Adventure-Time.gif

[Witty]

http://digboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Adventure-Time.gif

Lmao that killed me for some reason....I think it's the face.

but still...

http://media1.giphy.com/media/9Xkltl0r30Mow/200.gif

[oats]

http://www.tv.com/shows/next-mtv/andrea-diana-lesbian-812349/


oats

idk if I'm retarded or not, but I can't find a way to actually watch the episode - all I see is an overview and discussion comments.

[Witty]

ur not retarded ur super smart.

[Wise Wiggles]

Le Wise Ways that is gorgeous

You should see my Instagram lol ;-)

[Baron Mynd]

Will you be able to get in enough battles to defend your topical supremacy in the playoffs? You're 1-0, but you need at least three and probably four more wins to get a spot. Six weeks left after this one.

I doubt it, I tend to just drop in and out of the league between live battles, I've no where near the same level of commitment I once had for this.

Plus I move house in a month or so, the winter tourney felt like pretty much my last hurrah in text to be honest.

[Split]

Certain mag?
oats it doesn't exist on the internet

[PancakeBrah]

Certain please fix the typos I sent to Split for the roundtable. I'm dumb with the typing.

Thank you, based admin.

[dyedinthewool]

I need a Nintendo 64 with both 007 and Mario kart. Any help is appreciated.

[PancakeBrah]

N64 was the poverty console.

PlayStation masterrace reporting

[timeless]

I still fuck around with ps2. I could care less avout video games. Gamestop laughed at me not too long ago cuz I was looking for a ps2 memory card.

[Split]

N64> PS1

PS2> GC

X360>PS3>Wii

Ps4>XBone

PC >>>

[dyedinthewool]

I've never liked play station. Nintendo, Super nintendo, n64, xbox and wii are the systems I've had and have. Never was a fan of sega or ps.

[timeless]

Always wanted dreamcast. They didnt last long

[PancakeBrah]

N64> PS1

Lol

Rest of it is correct though

[dead man]

oats

"Andrea: Have you dated a girl hotter than me before?
Eric: Um... Yeah
Andrea: Are you serious? Next!
Eric: Whatever ghetto Beyonce
Andrea: This is the closest to Beyonce you'll ever get. Back that thang up! Back that thang up!"

lmao. was that scripted or you?

either way good shit.

[Split]

I think my Top Five favorite games of all time (including lasting appeal) are


5. Civilization 5
4. Need for Speed: Most Wanted
3. The Sims 3
2. NHL 12
1. Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker



but Top 5 Most Enjoyed for their time

5. Pokemon Sapphire
4. DayZ
3. Fallout 3
2. GTA 4
1. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


im such a casual

[Split]

oats

"Andrea: Have you dated a girl hotter than me before?
Eric: Um... Yeah
Andrea: Are you serious? Next!
Eric: Whatever ghetto Beyonce
Andrea: This is the closest to Beyonce you'll ever get. Back that thang up! Back that thang up!"

lmao. was that scripted or you?

either way good shit.

link????

[dead man]

its not a link to the episode just a quote pulled from the review..

http://www.tv.com/shows/next-mtv/andrea-diana-lesbian-812349/

[PancakeBrah]

ghetto beyonces thrown

[Just Write]

Man my ps3 went out last night so I put an add on craigslist to trade a tattoo for a ps3 and ended up with a ps4 today... graphics are dope as fuck

[Split]

anyone remember the one where the girl pissed herself?

[Just Write]

So who is the other invisible person besides certain?

[Just Write]

anyone remember the one where the girl pissed herself?

Lmao no but I was searching for oats' episode on youtube and seen some hilarious ass ones today

[PancakeBrah]

I have so many questions, though.

How long was oats waiting to drop that picture?

Was he simply waiting until someone said native Hawaiian? Did he log on everyday with uneasy excitement hoping he'd finally see the codeword so he could unleash this earth shattering revelation?

Was he given a script? Does he think he missed his one chance at true love?

Did he apply for this? What circumstances led to this? Was he sad?

So many

[Mike Wrecka]

they needed a white native Hawaiian for an episode in aloha land

oats is the only one in existence so he was selected


it was clearly scripted as oats would not call a black girl a ghetto beyonce. irl he would get upper cut by the gap toothed weave wearing track star

[PancakeBrah]

Oats=token racist white guy?

[Split]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxxU2EsS6uE lol 7:42?

[Certain]

Certain mag?

It goes up Tuesday night, like every other week.

[e11even]

Don't be a cheap ass @oats (http://netcees.co/member.php?u=577). Charity is awesome. I tried to help this old lady who was in a wheelchair put her groceries in the car today (it was a cardenas (mexican market) so they don't have people helping with putting bags in the car) and I think she thought I was going to rob her cuz im tatted up and was in a tank and shorts, note the parentheses inside the parentheses god-like move. She was very apprehensive but I kept insisting and then she finally let me. I felt good, she felt good. Everybody won, although as i drove away I looked in my rear view to see her struggling to put her wheel chair into the back of her car... I let out a loud fuck, but at this point I was too far to turn around. I thought for sure she would think I was going to rob her if I flipped a crazy bitch and zoomed back up to her jumping out the car so I just cranked the radio and dipped out and literally drove off into the suset like a boss.

YOU'RE A WILD MAN JW.

http://www.tv.com/shows/next-mtv/andrea-diana-lesbian-812349/


@oats (http://netcees.co/member.php?u=577)


CRAY.

[e11even]

BTW I'M THE INVISIBLE MAN, HOES.

[dyedinthewool]

BTW I'M THE INVISIBLE MAN, HOES.

Or are we?

[Certain]

No one is invisible to me.

[e11even]

No one is invisible to me.


yet you never feed my attacks on your homoerotic references. smh.

[Mike Wrecka]

guys im currently working on the best collab in collab history


think Banned From TV , only better and in text

[e11even]

Or are we?

I look forward to a confident DITW verse this week :)


I will try to return to ambitious Viv again.

[PancakeBrah]

Captain Certain is going to drop the mag a little earlier than usual today so I can read it in my leisure time as opposed to when prying eyes judge me at work.

Thanks Certain

You're the best bro thats ever bro'd.

[d0ubt]

Don't even be talkin' 'bout sheep yo.

They haunt my dreams.

Creepy fuckers.

i know. that's why i chose them as my weapon.

[PancakeBrah]

guys im currently working on the best collab in collab history


think Banned From TV , only better and in text

ill get my verse to you thursday.

[dyedinthewool]

i know. that's why i chose them as my weapon.

Thus also revealing to me who u are.

[d0ubt]

Thus also revealing to me who u are.

:D i left hints in the interview of the mag but people haven't claimed to have picked up on them yet. but i'm glad it's staying quiet.

[PancakeBrah]

Why do people insist on centering their verses? Srs.

[Certain]

Captain Certain is going to drop the mag a little earlier than usual today so I can read it in my leisure time as opposed to when prying eyes judge me at work.

Thanks Certain

You're the best bro thats ever bro'd.

Zero percent chance this is up before 3 a.m. ET.

[PancakeBrah]

You motherfucker.

[dyedinthewool]

http://i.imgur.com/jrvElKh.jpg

[big baby]

Zero percent chance this is up before 3 a.m. ET.

questionin if even jurnalest hmmm slow

[PancakeBrah]

bb brings up a valid point.

what if certain has been lying about being a jurnalest all this time?

[e11even]

lololol. Certain clarify this accusation.

[Split]

almost half of my college friends here are graduating or have gone certifiably insane. at least my GPA will be good next semester.

[Certain]

bb brings up a valid point.

what if certain has been lying about being a jurnalest all this time?

Yes, I am. And today has been busy.

[PancakeBrah]

You answered the question wrong.

You should have said 'No I'm not.'

I understand what you meant, though, broski.

We all have busy days.

Hope everything is okay.

We'll wait for the mag. We're all very patient people.

[PancakeBrah]

Who the fuck are you

[Split]

3 am u fockin wot



What needs to be done?

[Mike Wrecka]

holy fuck thank you

Here's the full release:

The Star Wars team is thrilled to announce the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII.

Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker in the new film.

Director J.J. Abrams says, "We are so excited to finally share the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. It is both thrilling and surreal to watch the beloved original cast and these brilliant new performers come together to bring this world to life, once again. We start shooting in a couple of weeks, and everyone is doing their best to make the fans proud."

Star Wars: Episode VII is being directed by J.J. Abrams from a screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan and Abrams. Kathleen Kennedy, J.J. Abrams, and Bryan Burk are producing, and John Williams returns as the composer. The movie opens worldwide on December 18, 2015.

While original stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and Harrison Ford had dropped hints that they would be reprising their roles for the new chapter, which takes place around 35 years after "Return of the Jedi," nothing was confirmed until today. As expected, the trio will be joined by longtime castmates Kenny Baker (R2-D2), Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca), and Anthony Daniels (C-3PO). Baker and Daniels are the only two actors to have appeared in every "Star Wars" film to date.


super stoked right now

[oats]

Guys guys, I know you are all excited because you are in the midst of a bonafied celeb, but one question at a time.

[Just Write]

Guys guys, I know you are all excited because you are in the midst of a bonafied celeb, but one question at a time.

You got nexted bro

[oats]

I call it a win, no frank. All five of us got nexted but I lasted the longest by more than double the next guy.

[Just Write]

I call it a win, no frank. All five of us got nexted but I lasted the longest by more than double the next guy.

Get that money! Lol

[oats]

dead man, unfortunately that quote was not from my episode. I'm pretty sure the chick I was with was named Amanda or something, and my send off line before I got nexted was "you look like a dying walrus."

[big baby]

lmao oats an actor lmao

[oats]

I'll be disappointed if Certain doesn't say something to the effect of Pancake nexting me in our battle review.

[Frank]

Who's Perpendicular?

He might Next Oats

[Wonderbred]

New guy. I talked to Certain via PM. Been doing topicals for awhile on another site, competition pretty much left, figured I'd check out the people over here.

[Adonis]

Who The fuck are you

[Just Write]

Who The fuck are you

I thought he was perpendicular, no lie.

[oats]

^^^agreed


well ya boy oats pulled his first all-nighter in god knows how long, and in t-minus 3 hours I will be done grad school. appreciate how much longer it's taken me to get my shit done, I owe it all to my easily distracted nature and NCs

[dyedinthewool]

^^^agreed


well ya boy oats pulled his first all-nighter in god knows how long, and in t-minus 3 hours I will be done grad school. appreciate how much longer it's taken me to get my shit done, I owe it all to my easily distracted nature and NCs

Congratulations. God that must be such a good feeling. I wish you well cranberry walnut :]

[Witty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK_Mrpjppwk

[Mike Wrecka]

the gods


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVjFGOUPzF8

[Just Write]

Zombie, posted bro. Lets get this battle open

[Split]

https://m.soundcloud.com/crnkn/diplo-friends-mix-unedited

[PancakeBrah]

https://m.soundcloud.com/crnkn/diplo-friends-mix-unedited

y u do dis

[Adonis]

I thought he was perpendicular, no lie.



I meant dead man. He doesn't exist. Either does YDK's bum ass til they drop Aowl s style verse relevant

[Adonis]

Chelsea hurt my soul,

But surfing was nice so I'm a bit indifferent now. Brew is awesome though, she's a great friend of mine

[YDK]

lol ayo I dropped enough to prove I atleast exist Adonis

[Just Write]

I meant dead man. He doesn't exist. Either does YDK's bum ass til they drop Aowl s style verse relevant

I meant dead man too

[Adonis]

lol ayo I dropped enough to prove I atleast exist Adonis

I stopped paying attention after av change.

Dead man is the ultimate no show artist/ new favorite target of mine

Just Write as it turns out doesn't just write. Because he quit like week 4 think

[Just Write]

Lol I had a family emergency, I signed out before anyone voted.

But yea, I guess.

[Adonis]

y u do dis

To league and you and certain

I now write to "Little Dragon" on Pandora and love it. Most melodic sounds since Portishead was newish

[Certain]

Make this your next hour:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVeywL4lwvo

[Witty]

I was so happy to see Chelsea get destroyed after Sunday's loss.

I hate Chelsea more than any team other than man utd....but Jose Mourinho is the best coach in football.

[Split]

To league and you and certain

I now write to "Little Dragon" on Pandora and love it. Most melodic sounds since Portishead was newish

El Pancake that mix is fantastic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYkZ0ijRH4U

[PancakeBrah]

Listened to it for one minute, lol'ed, and went about my day

[Certain]

Parklife >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Witty]

Parklife >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Edit: nvm didn't read thread.

Yeah parklife is awesome...Country House is my shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXqYajt67J4

[oats]

Adonis where'd you surf at?

[Adonis]

Adonis where'd you surf at?

Ventura ca. It was nice bro. Out there for like an hour and only sat waiting a cumulative of 4 minutes? Other then that just paddling or riding. Solid sets too. Little guy waves, but they had power

[Certain]

zygote, I feel left out.

[Witty]

Left out in a meth house with a depressed spouse, being caressed by a possessed mouse while molesting a dead trout.

[Mike Wrecka]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/49289828.jpg

[Witty]

stfu i'll kick ur face.

[Witty]

jk <3

[big baby]

i predict everybody lose!

[zygote]

zygote, I feel left out.

What's this comment referring to? Could you make a top 10 list of your top lists that you've made?
My top 10 Certain top lists are; 10. Classic Rap Albums of 1993. 9. 5 best under $500 off-brand recumbent bikes. 8. 20 sourest organic vegetable juices. 7. 50 least favorite grammatical errors. 6. Top 5 European currencies phased out by the Euro. 5. 7 favorite days of the week (in order). 4. Top 20 cross-functionary mathematical functions ancillary to auxiliary finite approximations of Von Markentoff's abstract-manifold equilibrium theorem. 3. 13 grrhaeiayerst grrhaeiaye shades of grrhaeiaye 2. Most embarrassing childhood spelling errors. 1. Best 20 socks pairs in sock drawer.

[Split]

deaddddddddddddddd

[Certain]

I would never spell "gray" like that.