Invention Ideas (10,000 View Thread)

[StarFaggot]

Come up with invention ideas or something that should be invented maybe one will stick.

Ok my idea is a sex toy you can use underneath your clothes while at work with no one noticing.

[CtrlF4]

I'm not giving away my blueprints.

[StarFaggot]

I'm not giving away my blueprints.

But you have something in the works?

[PancakeBrah]

mods close this thread

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A device that closes aeros threads as soon as he hits enter

[Fig]

A slim tablet you slip in your urethra before sex and it flavors your cum. Get white girls to swallow fat Starbucks flavored nuts nahmean?

[Diode]

Come up with invention ideas or something that should be invented maybe one will stick.

Ok my idea is a sex toy you can use underneath your clothes while at work with no one noticing.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhurd30ZO11qhl9nho1_500.gif

[PancakeBrah]

Diode can you go to your 'guess what day it is' thread?

ive posted like four guesses and you wont confirm shit

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Take the last idea I was talking about

Now think, laser beams.

[Ghost1]

So....

Take ...for example...the sun

Now....When the sun is not out.....it is dark

BUT

What if we could control when the sun was out!?!?

Hear me out

This will revolutionize the way we live

I bring to you all......


SUN ORBS

OR

FIRE BOTTLES


...

name pending

Patent pending

This product has been brought you and presented by the same corporation that brought you... MOVEY PICTURE BOX.

[anime_boners]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhurd30ZO11qhl9nho1_500.gif

LOOOOL

[Diode]

Diode can you go to your 'guess what day it is' thread?

ive posted like four guesses and you wont confirm shit

i don't want to be seen publicly with a black person like you

[StarFaggot]

A device that closes aeros threads as soon as he hits enter

lol'ed

[StarFaggot]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhurd30ZO11qhl9nho1_500.gif

lol nice work but I meant for guys

[Ghost1]

i don't want to be seen publicly with a black person like you


http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Oh-You-Make-Me-Cry-Laughing-Meme-Rage-Face-.png

[Split]

Encrypted storage device that interacts with devices via Bluetooth or near-field communications. Basically acts as a physical host for your data cloud that syncs whenever you connect to WiFi and eliminates several steps in accessing your files from public or non-owned computers.

Think USB but integrated with wireless


You could also use the NFC aspect to use the devices as access devices rather than employee ID cards or as smart wallets


And its more secure than a phone becsuse there is no way to access it directly, only through NFC or Bluetooth through a proprietary device...since its encypted it has to be in contact with your phone or laptop for the data to be read. Charge would last mad long and it wildnt be much bigger than current USB sticks

[big baby]

lmao he so bad. GONNA SAVE TEAM SHOOTS SHOT MISSES LMAO

[big baby]

russel kanye west

[StarFaggot]

Encrypted storage device that interacts with devices via Bluetooth or near-field communications. Basically acts as a physical host for your data cloud that syncs whenever you connect to WiFi and eliminates several steps in accessing your files from public or non-owned computers.

Think USB but integrated with wireless


You could also use the NFC aspect to use the devices as access devices rather than employee ID cards or as smart wallets


And its more secure than a phone becsuse there is no way to access it directly, only through NFC or Bluetooth through a proprietary device...since its encypted it has to be in contact with your phone or laptop for the data to be read. Charge would last mad long and it wildnt be much bigger than current USB sticks


That sounds like lots of stolen data. I'm out.

[Batty]

Come up with invention ideas or something that should be invented maybe one will stick.

Ok my idea is a sex toy you can use underneath your clothes while at work with no one noticing.



This has been done years ago.

[Answer]

since I know this thread is going to get 10,000 views, I'd like to post my battle here for advertisement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47gBTrlkme8

[NYCSPITZ]

find a generic sports device (exercise bands or some shit), rename it something else like they do vitamins at big stores, then make a "sports specific" manual for it. Create DVD for specified sport (one that you played, are very interested in, know more than the layman about) for under 300 and replicate for less than 1 dollar per CD. Make it a 2-4 set series if necessary. Find niche market (i.e. ice hockey players who are vying for a scholarship) Charge 100 per CD with sports device an "additional bonus". Find opitmal SEO keywords and build website with message board, outsource an indian moderator for 4 buck as hour (20 hours/wk) and run PPC campaigns less than 1G/month. Continue until automated, revise kinks and perfect marketing until you have 10,000/month working less than 2 hrs per week. Quit your job, do w/e u want.