the first time you discovered masterbation.

[KennyCerealBowl]

Ah..
I remember me and my cousins used to watch porn(they were much older like 4-6 years) and I would get so turned on but I woudn't know what to do I had this built up
sex drive...

One day I was about 10-11 I had this doll and I would rub it against my penis just experimenting and it felt good. skip the whole doll phase... I realized then it wasn't the doll that made me feel good but the up and down movement in my foreskin.

There birthed my knowledge on masterbation..

[Inno]

it scared me.

[namix]

watching porn without knowing how to masturbate is like challenging someone to a showdown without ever having fired a gun

[SiK]

waiting for the assault....I know its coming Bags Split Sharp Nine

[Aesthetic]

Thanks for the material.

[IamBenT]

lol.

I read about it in "Private Parts" by Howard Stern.

[KennyCerealBowl]

Man idgaf I'm man enough to share my young experiences

[Aesthetic]

And everyone here is man enough to judge them for you.

But on the real, nobody cares but you gon get destroyed in the next battle you in son.

[KennyCerealBowl]

Good thing I don't battle :D so flame on!

[Sharp]

Everyones yanked the crank

Weird theard but thas coo

[SiK]

Yo this is the theard theard that I've seen thats gay from this dude

[uh-oh]

literally, as far back as i can remember i was diddling myself yo.

my earliest memories is diddling myself. i came out the womb with my hand on my DICK

now i can't remember if i got BONERS or not tho. im not sure how that works.

i would beat off till it got real sensitive. like i wouldnt jizz i was like 4 or something yo. but word

yall some late bloomers YO

[Malachi]

Internet or friends

[Objective]

yall some late bloomers YO

Word, not to mention OP was playing with dolls as a 10-11 year old boy. Wtf @ that.

[Ghost1]

Internet or friends

Can u explain the question further?

[KennyCerealBowl]

Word, not to mention OP was playing with dolls as a 10-11 year old boy. Wtf @ that.

Itwasn't a doll it was a teddy bear. Ripped a hole through that mf

[Mr. J]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Masaii]

so in short;

op had a teddy bear at 10 who he use to stick his peanut in.

great thread bro

[KennyCerealBowl]

so in short;

op had a teddy bear at 10 who he use to stick his peanut in.

great thread bro

It was meant for everybody to share they dum experiences but they all scared
they'll give out material for punches in battles. lol
i can only imagine how everyone else found out o.o mine was pretty normal.

[oats]

I think I just saw porn and instinctively started jerkin it. Doesn't take much figuring out, you get horny and you touch your dick.

[Wise Wiggles]

Internet or friends

What the f is this?

[Malachi]

Cause a bunch of niggas on YouTube or whatever I've seen them do the motion their hand like I' saw a comedy vid or people doing the hand motion towards ppl face, damn. So yea

[~RustyGunZ~]

Malachi, you learned the art of banana peeling on youtube?

[Malachi]

Something like that,

I didn't look it up of course.

I think it was a channel called shanedawsontv

[Sharp]

lmao

Thread was worth it after all

[KennyCerealBowl]

lmao

Thread was worth it after all


Fuck yo opinion nigga. ur daddy taught you how to give him handjobs and that's how you found out

[Malachi]

Says the nigga that molested his teddy bear

[KennyCerealBowl]

Says the nigga that molested his teddy bear

You jerked off to a shane dawnson video u sick bastard

[Malachi]

Lol when did I say that...

Come up with something better bro, imma go to sleep.
Ill be hugging my bear tightly tonight.

[KennyCerealBowl]

You know what chu did nigga!

[KennyCerealBowl]

And fuck your teddybear..He probably not even fluffed right for my type

[Sharp]

And there goes the funny

[~RustyGunZ~]

wah wah wah waaaahahahahah

[...the Nagger]

My first time: the movie player's club

the scene where diamond was drunk at that party and the other bully stripper was about to go down on her

idk why, but it had me like http://imageshack.us/a/img192/3488/scaledphpserver137filen.png


then when the stuff came out I freaked out http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/4179/dwadecrying.png

cleaned up, and vowed to take this experience with me to the grave!

[IamBenT]

LMAO Teddy Bear Rape