Cooking up terrible coke

[Strikta]

Usually I chef nice, but this time around the coke is so stepped on I can't get hardly shit to come back.

I yielded dogshit on a halfounce, but used rubbing alcohol & surprisingly it brought back a very small yellow chunk.. surely it would send a nig to the moon.

This was hell tho.

Kitchen smells horrible now.

Microwave destroyed. Destroyer

[Strikta]

YEah, the crack is good btw.

[ill nik-A]

When that happens add more arm n hammer, crack head will be fucked but at least it was let it harden

[Diode]

http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/349387/resized_3-wiggers-meme-generator-whatchu-know-bout-me-i-heard-a-dam-about-wigger-rights-6686a0.jpg

[Diode]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/827072/moleman.jpg

this is you

[Strikta]

When that happens add more arm n hammer, crack head will be fucked but at least it was let it harden

Nah, it's hard as a brick.. but didn't bring back as much as we thought it would.

Dude is mad as fuck lol

Throws me a gram or 2 of soft for my chef skills.

I can't do nothing w/ this weak shit.. it's horrible.

U almost gotta cook it... but I don't smoke sooo.. yeah, I wasted my time more or less.

[veritas]

lol at you don't smoke.

smoke this cock u dirt person.

[Strikta]

Figures the dude who touches the tip of his penis to his asshole would say something like that. Go figure.

[veritas]

Dude...

Timothy...

It is MY dick, and it is MY asshole.

that aint gay bruh.

[Strikta]

Oh it is.

Being able to suck ur own dick MIGHT be one thing, but fucking urself in the ass is a whole nother monster.

[ill nik-A]

Wow

[Strikta]

Veritas is the one who's gay.

[CtrlF4]

This shit went wayyyyy left field.

[Diode]

Being able to suck ur own dick MIGHT be one thing

yeah it is

a gay thing

[anime_boners]

if fucking / sucking yourself is gay, is jerking off gay?

if not gay, does giving a handjob count as gay anymore?

[Diode]

penis in mouth = gay

these are the rules

i did not make them reed

[anime_boners]

I heard it's only gay if you moan

[veritas]

Hang on.....tim:

I dont fuck my own ass I just tickle it. I call it the *romeo at juliets window*

Plus you share heroin needles with male drug whores...how is that not gay

Yall talking bout jerking off is not gay but a self blow is?

Next you will say it is gay of you let a dude suck your dick if he pays you right?

[veritas]

Plus strik talking bout sucking own dick MIGHT be gay...because he has.

Confirm or deny.

[Frank]

Hold up now, what kinda blow is these niggas talking about?????

[Neighbor]

lmao

[El Muffin]

Lol v/ not veritas

Oh noo @ jusitfying self anal

[TYSON]

This shit went wayyyyy left field.

[veritas]

Tim to thread to confirm that self butt tickling is gay and that he hasnt tried it and that a self blow job is not gay and he has tried it.

[TYSON]

All yall some faggots tbh

[Strikta]

The self buttsex shit is gay af.

Self blowjob.. questionable.. it's like the saying goes.. if u could suck ur own dick u'd never leave the house.

Tho I have not tried it cuz my body won't contort that way.. plus... yeah... that shit's gay af too. Smh

Nevmind it's all gay & I condone none of it.

[TYSON]

The self buttsex shit is gay af.

Self blowjob.. questionable.. it's like the saying goes.. if u could suck ur own dick u'd never leave the house.

Tho I have not tried it cuz my body won't contort that way.. plus... yeah... that shit's gay af too. Smh

Nevmind it's all gay & I condone none of it.

Lmao damn

[Diode]

The self buttsex shit is gay af.

Self blowjob.. questionable.. it's like the saying goes.. if u could suck ur own dick u'd never leave the house.

Tho I have not tried it cuz my body won't contort that way.. plus... yeah... that shit's gay af too. Smh

Nevmind it's all gay & I condone none of it.

You have obv tried it if you know your body won't contort that way

[veritas]

You have obv tried it if you know your body won't contort that way

Kill.

Tim, by his own admission is a fag.

[Ghost1]

Thread went from smokin rocks to smokin poles in a hurry. Smh.

[veritas]

Self smoking at that bro

[Destroyer]

Why the fuck did you mention me in the original post?
I don't smoke crack, I smoke weed

[big baby]

Oh it is.

Being able to suck ur own dick MIGHT be one thing, but fucking urself in the ass is a whole nother monster.

dead @ u using monster dick and fucking urself in the ass in the same sentence

[PancakeBrah]

The self buttsex shit is gay af.

lol'd out loud irl out loud

[Masaii]

You have obv tried it if you know your body won't contort that way

Hahaha that faggot strikta tried to suck his own dick.

$13.50 for a blowjob tag incoming

[Destroyer]

who hasn't tried to suck their own dick at one point or another?

[Masaii]

WTF FAGGOTS

Guise, this isnt the place to come out of the closet.

Keep your dick sucking stories to yourself.

[Destroyer]

dude, u made a thread dedicated to ur traps

[Masaii]

Dedicated to my success*


Not that going to gym and trying to suck your own dick are even closely related, BUT I SEE YOUR POINT DICK SUCKER!!!

[Destroyer]

rofl

[ill nik-A]

Veritas was def the bloody anal alias

[El Muffin]

Really? That angel blood guy? Looool

Whats that line he said

Someshit about the heat within. Fuckin lost it

[Split]

Nigga was talmbout how Nik's shoes were laced all the way to the top.. Then got caught slipping dayin he reamed trannies

[Masaii]

I remember that tranny thread.

Muff was all like "YEAH ID FUCK HER"

Then it was revealed she was in fact, a he.

Then Muff was all like editing his previous posts with "I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE GUISE"

Lmao

[El Muffin]

Lol. I plead the fifth

[veritas]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoKD6F10hbc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Strikta]

I've never tried to do anything to my cock other than beat it.. never tried to suck it or touch it to my ass.

U nigs gay.

[veritas]

After you tried to but found that you couldnt right?

[Strikta]

No, the body isn't meant to DO THAT U FUCKING FAGGOT

lol

Fay

Got

[veritas]

How would you know?

Yoga? Ballerinas? Ninjas?


Quit lying......for once just own the sorrowful truth abkut yourself tim.

[Ghost1]

Lol. This is a strong threqd.

[Strikta]

Stfu @Veritas

[veritas]

I AM TIM THE DIRT PERSON OG. I HAVE FAILED WITH EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE...I EVEN TRIED TO S MY OWN D AND COULDNT....I WANTED TO BUT MY BRITTLE METH BONES WOULDNT ALLOW IT....SO NOW IT IS GAY TO ME. I AM LEGIT.