Week 11 rankings, predictions and chat

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/uAJesXX.png

Season 3


Hi, all. I think I can say resolutely that we are coming off the best week of the season and really gaining momentum as we move toward the playoffs.

This week's topics are a bit different than in the past story lead weeks. Basically, I'm presenting you with a generalized statement that can serve as the framework of your verse. It's something more along the lines of quote topics or even phrase topics.

Take note that as we move closer to the playoffs, voting rules will be even more strictly followed. Part of that was knocking out anyone who lost and failed to vote and not giving a win to the one person who won but failed to vote. Here are the matchups and topics:

Championship
1. zygote (8-2)
2. Zombie (3-0) | No one has ever before seen anything like it.

Contender match
3. timeless (6-4)
4. Split Eight (2-2) | This can't be how it's supposed to end.

5. Perpendicular (1-0)
6. Frank (7-3) | This is your chance to prove yourself.

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | It'll make a man out of you.

9. Just Write (4-3)
10. King Ra. (4-5) | We can do this if we work together.

11. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3) | How will we ever make it stop?

13. Adonis (4-6)
14. Cereal_Killa (1-1) | It's the only thing that's important anymore.

15. Vulgar (4-2)
16. oats (8-2) | The whole world is depending on you.

17. Johnathan Mercy (1-2)
18. MMLP (0-4)* | Nothing really matters anymore.

19. dead man (0-2)
20. Soulstice (0-2) | You need to figure out who you really are.

* — MMLP can turn his loss last week into a win by voting on three extra battles this week.

[Split]

Championship
1. zygote (8-2)
2. Zombie (3-0) | No one has ever before seen anything like it.
>>BOTW. Zombie edges it with fancy language, 55-45

Contender match
3. timeless (6-4)
4. Split Eight (2-2) | This can't be how it's supposed to end.
>> good luck, man... and good luck to whoever has to face either Zy or Zombie next week haha.

5. Perpendicular (1-0)
6. Frank (7-3) | This is your chance to prove yourself.
>>Perpendicular. If he is who I didnt think he was. Such an open topic which means high possibility of pre-written verses. Dont matter as long as they werent used in a battle before. Good show potential.
Perp 52-48

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | (To be determined.)
>>Certain most likely, depending on the topic. Only because of polish, though. Viv's approach and discipline determines the outcome.
Certain 70-30

9. Just Write (4-3)
10. King Ra. (4-5) | We can do this if we work together.
>> Dope matchup. Just Write said he's reevaluating his writing, meaning temporary weakness for the sake of future strength, unless something *clicks* and he delivers right away. High probability of King Ra. no-show.
JW 58-42

11. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3) | How will we ever make it stop?
>> Topic is in MW's wheelhouse, but YDK is getting better. MW has superior cadence and storytelling prowess.
MW 60-40

13. Adonis (4-6)
14. Cereal_Killa (1-1) | It's the only thing that's important anymore.
>> ill match. havent read a Cereal_Killa verse in awhile and i hope Adonis brings a fully realized verse.
CK 61-39

15. Vulgar (4-2)
16. oats (8-2) | The whole world is depending on you.
>> 9.4/10 dream match. Vulgar's new shoes will be fully shined.
Vulgar 50-50

17. Johnathan Mercy (1-2)
18. MMLP (0-4)* | Nothing really matters anymore.
MMLP had a good no-show verse, JM is an enigma to me. A talented, calculating enjgma.
JM 73-27

19. dead man (0-2)
20. Soulstice (0-2) | You need to figure out who you really are.
BOTW #2. Topic says dead man, but Soulstice has time now so anything goes.
DM 51-49

[Certain]

Thanks to oats for picking our topic.

[oats]

I predict being up 3-4 votes with an hour or so left and then quickly losing by a single vote.

[Certain]

I predict being up 3-4 votes with an hour or so left and then quickly losing by a single vote.

Cast by me.

[oats]

My strategy this week is strictly to appeal to certain. That will ensure my victory.

I'm gonna write about a dashing young moderator who takes a fledgling league on his back and after a tough week, he writes an inspirational speech that turns the league around (as well as secures the heart of one "dyedinthewoods").

[Cereal_Killa]

Adonis

Bring it.. bring it..

[Cereal_Killa]

http://i.imgur.com/uAJesXX.png

Season 3


Hi, all. I think I can say resolutely that we are coming off the best week of the season and really gaining momentum as we move toward the playoffs.

This week's topics are a bit different than in the past story lead weeks. Basically, I'm presenting you with a generalized statement that can serve as the framework of your verse. It's something more along the lines of quote topics or even phrase topics.

Take note that as we move closer to the playoffs, voting rules will be even more strictly followed. Part of that was knocking out anyone who lost and failed to vote and not giving a win to the one person who won but failed to vote. Here are the matchups and topics:

Championship
1. zygote (8-2)
2. Zombie (3-0) | No one has ever before seen anything like it.

Contender match
3. timeless (6-4)
4. Split Eight (2-2) | This can't be how it's supposed to end.

5. Perpendicular (1-0)
6. Frank (7-3) | This is your chance to prove yourself.

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | It'll make a man out of you.

9. Just Write (4-3)
10. King Ra. (4-5) | We can do this if we work together.

11. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3) | How will we ever make it stop?

13. Adonis (4-6)
14. Cereal_Killa (1-1) | It's the only thing that's important anymore.

15. Vulgar (4-2)
16. oats (8-2) | The whole world is depending on you.

17. Johnathan Mercy (1-2)
18. MMLP (0-4)* | Nothing really matters anymore.

19. dead man (0-2)
20. Soulstice (0-2) | You need to figure out who you really are.

* — MMLP can turn his loss last week into a win by voting on three extra battles this week.

this is gonna be crazy.. if i take a 5***** general win streak.. you have to give me (not my country) all your electric chairs..

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[timeless]

Championship
1. zygote (8-2)
2. Zombie (3-0) | No one has ever before seen anything like it.
I got Zombie by a hair.

Contender match
3. timeless (6-4)
4. Split Eight (2-2) | This can't be how it's supposed to end.
Split Eight 11-0

5. Perpendicular (1-0)
6. Frank (7-3) | This is your chance to prove yourself.
Frank got it.

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | It'll make a man out of you.
Close one, got certain.

9. Just Write (4-3)
10. King Ra. (4-5) | We can do this if we work together.
Another good one here.

11. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3) | How will we ever make it stop?
Kuhn got it if he shows.

13. Adonis (4-6)
14. Cereal_Killa (1-1) | It's the only thing that's important anymore.
Another close call.

15. Vulgar (4-2)
16. oats (8-2) | The whole world is depending on you.
I sense this will be a Champ match soon. botw.

17. Johnathan Mercy (1-2)
18. MMLP (0-4)* | Nothing really matters anymore.
Mercy hungry. His record probably should be 3-0.

19. dead man (0-2)
20. Soulstice (0-2) | You need to figure out who you really are.
Could be a dope battle if they show. another botw.

[Adonis]

Adonis

Bring it.. bring it..

For you sir. I promise. Posting Thursday fyi


And really certain. You won't take account for the gimmick, but you will comment on it? That's what we call a joke.

And for what it's worth, in this case, your verse was part gimmick and shouldn't have had a single vote for. Millz won easy.

[Adonis]

Frank whattup?

Did you not once complain that I'm too nice while voting. And you'd rather me just say I didn't like it? Still love you unconditionally bitch

[Certain]

For you sir. I promise. Posting Thursday fyi


And really certain. You won't take account for the gimmick, but you will comment on it? That's what we call a joke.

And for what it's worth, in this case, your verse was part gimmick and shouldn't have had a single vote for. Millz won easy.

You don't know what a gimmick is, apparently. And if anything yours worked against you.

[Witty]

I have no idea what you folk are arguing about, but hi :)

[Cereal_Killa]

Hellllllllowwww wit..

The fox in the monocle did it..

I knows - Iiiiiiiiii KNNNNOWS

[Witty]

Hellllllllowwww wit..

The fox in the monocle did it..

I knows - Iiiiiiiiii KNNNNOWS

Where u been at? U no love us no more? :(

The fox didn't do nothing, he is innocent.

FREE THE FOX.

[Certain]

Diode, are you ever planning on rejoining us? Getting back in for Week 12 would be the wise move if the playoffs are your goal.

[Diode]

unlikely.. it's the end of the higher ed fiscal year, i am swamped.

will let you know if anything changes.

[e11even]

we meet again Certain. you will not be lighting any fires this week, sir.



please, no fires. fire always wins in rock, paper, scissors :(

[YDK]

hey Witty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

[YDK]

and for everybody else

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foMQX9ZExsE

[Witty]

hey Witty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

lmao I still love this song.

[YDK]

as do I my friend lol Jess hates me cuz I randomly yell it at her if we argue, "I gotta go to fuckin work dammit I cant do that right now! what the fuck does the fox say Jessica!?"

[Mike Wrecka]

I took a week off from writing and now I want to retire from text battling, who needs deadlines , its like work


but then I think about the glory that will be the 30 win club and im ready to rip all your heads off

[dyedinthewool]

we meet again Certain. you will not be lighting any fires this week, sir.



please, no fires. fire always wins in rock, paper, scissors :(

use spock so u could get his ass use spock!!!

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/7S5dUKX.jpg

[dyedinthewool]

Vividlyvague forget it.....

Homeboy pulled out lizard

Smh

[e11even]

use spock so u could get his ass use spock!!!

http://i.imgur.com/7S5dUKX.jpg

Vividlyvague forget it.....

Homeboy pulled out lizard

Smh

That episode was epic tho.

[big baby]

dyed y certain estan datiendo? <3 :) !

[e11even]

EMOTICON 3 PEAT. BABY WITH THE FADEAWAY!

[dyedinthewool]

dyed y certain estan datiendo? <3 :) !

No no no Malo bebe! Pow pow!

Vividlyvague yes it was although every episode is epic lol.
Witty does thou not agree? ^__^

It also got approved for i believe 2 more seasons :D

Vivid did u catch up to bob's burgers yet?

[Certain]

¿Cómo se dice "datiendo" en inglés?

[e11even]

No no no Malo bebe! Pow pow!

@Vividlyvague (http://netcees.co/member.php?u=898) yes it was although every episode is epic lol.
@Witty (http://netcees.co/member.php?u=52) does thou not agree? ^__^

It also got approved for i believe 2 more seasons :D

Vivid did u catch up to bob's burgers yet?


no longer on netflix :(

I checked last night.

[e11even]

¿Cómo se dice "datiendo" en inglés?


i actually don't know that word either.

[dyedinthewool]

no longer on netflix :(

I checked last night.

No way. I'm watching scrubs all over again. If they get rid of that I'm going to cry

[Zen]

Hello, friends.

[e11even]

No way. I'm watching scrubs all over again. If they get rid of that I'm going to cry

Hello, friends.


I need to watch The Family (DeNiro) before they up and drop that too smh. Scrubs is in my comedy sitcom top 5. or 10.


Wattup Zen?!

[Certain]

Bob's Burgers still is on Netflix Instant.

"Two things I hate: liars and thieves. They make my blood boil."

[Zen]

Right now I'm sitting outside trying to smoke a cigarette without dying. This summers gonna be a bitch. It's 80 degrees out and I already hate it. Had to shave too...It's a sad day. *moment of silence for the beard* And later I might try to write a verse that Certain likes. For some reason he's never liked anything I wrote and his feed ALWAYS picks out the parts where I knew was shitty but said eh fuck it and kept it. Be on the look out, Certain.

Anyway what up wit chu mane?

[dyedinthewool]

My condolences to your beard Zenland. It was a majestic beard. I also dislike the heat. And in nyc it gets disgustingly humid :(
Vividlyvague scrubs, top 3 for me!!

[Certain]

Right now I'm sitting outside trying to smoke a cigarette without dying. This summers gonna be a bitch. It's 80 degrees out and I already hate it. Had to shave too...It's a sad day. *moment of silence for the beard* And later I might try to write a verse that Certain likes. For some reason he's never liked anything I wrote and his feed ALWAYS picks out the parts where I knew was shitty but said eh fuck it and kept it. Be on the look out, Certain.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=37264

No. 15

[Zen]

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=37264

No. 15
Well I stand corrected. Tell me one thing I should improve on in my writing besides "actually write something coherent". I've used the nonsense gimmick to death :/
My condolences to your beard Zenland. It was a majestic beard. I also dislike the heat. And in nyc it gets disgustingly humid :(
Vividlyvague scrubs, top 3 for me!!
Thanks for the condolences. And I'm in Mississippi so trust me I know all about humidity. It's terrible.

[Certain]

Your content is your biggest issue, usually.

[Just Write]

It was 103 here today.... fuck you all.

[Zen]

Your face is your issue. Sorry, I felt like being immature. What's the topics gonna be next week? I may join.

[dyedinthewool]

It was 103 here today.... fuck you all.

Damn. I'ma gonna pray for you

[Zen]

Fuck 103 degrees. I'm just gonna move to Fargo.

[Just Write]

We get in the 120's around august-september

[dyedinthewool]

I'd die

[YDK]

hey Certain didn't I have 4 wins not 3?

[big baby]

¿Cómo se dice "datiendo" en inglés?

guys stoopid. it not a word. but a english word mad eto be fake soanish wich means dating

[Certain]

hey Certain didn't I have 4 wins not 3?

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=62548

[YDK]

yeah but I I think you missed one of my no show wins before that

[YDK]

i lost to ink first week then i think i went on a 4-0 run before losin to zyg then just write was the 3 loss

[Certain]

You were 3-3 after Week 6. Your losses were to Ink, zygote and Just Write.

[Just Write]

Yo so last week I put an ad on craigslist because my ps3 broke so I offered to trade a tattoo for a ps3 or other electronics and got 3 ps3's, a gopro hero 3, and now an lg marquee.. im about to open a damn ebay store lol

[Mike Wrecka]

real basketball


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzsgc4BNZXM

[Adonis]

Itwas 83 degrees outside and lovely. Santa Barbara California is where it's at my friends

[e11even]

hawaii is a muggy 90+. especially if you're in the sun doing hard labor. well, hard for my current standards.

[Adonis]

Championship
1. zygote (8-2)
2. Zombie (3-0) | No one has ever before seen anything like it.

Zygote should take this with ease if he trys, but it seems he's been playing to his level of competition lately which might haunt him here as Zombie I believe is underrated.

Contender match
3. timeless (6-4)
4. Split Eight (2-2) | This can't be how it's supposed to end.

hmmm...On surface seems dope. Split is a wild card liable to no-show. Time is off and on dope/half decent. I'll take split.

5. Perpendicular (1-0)
6. Frank (7-3) | This is your chance to prove yourself.

Dope battle, nice topic. Both should slay it. If perp is who I think he is last time they battled it was one of my favorites with the topic being "The Cape" or some shit. Red Glare won that barely. BOTW easy, I got Perp in a nail biter.

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | It'll make a man out of you.

Certain seems to get votes regardless of what he drops or who he's going against so I can't say vivid because his name doesn't hold the same weight. It's a sad day kids.

9. Just Write (4-3)
10. King Ra. (4-5) | We can do this if we work together.

Dope bout here. this will be one I will make sure to vote on as I enjoy reading both works. Toss up in reality. But I'm going with Ra. if he shows.

11. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3) | How will we ever make it stop?

hmmm...Both come back from hiatus and should have that on there side rather against him. I think Mike is the better writer, but YDK can drop the better topic stealing the show. I'll take Mike in a close one.

13. Adonis (4-6)
14. Cereal_Killa (1-1) | It's the only thing that's important anymore.

CK is my nitto. We have both vowed to please the stadium.

15. Vulgar (4-2)
16. oats (8-2) | The whole world is depending on you.

Nice. This is damn near the champ match in all honesty. I will take Vulgar as Oats seems a bit worn out. Vulgar is just dope point blank.

17. Johnathan Mercy (1-2)
18. MMLP (0-4)* | Nothing really matters anymore.

Mercy, if clicking on all cylinders can and has beat anyone worth mentioning I think. Even with a half verse he out wrote my best work. So....

19. dead man (0-2)
20. Soulstice (0-2) | You need to figure out who you really are.

Double NO-SHOW

[Certain]

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | It'll make a man out of you.

Certain seems to get votes regardless of what he drops or who he's going against so I can't say vivid because his name doesn't hold the same weight. It's a sad day kids.

Then complains about swaying.

http://media.giphy.com/media/L29fiOMSDhhvi/giphy.gif

For the record, I lost to timeless two weeks ago, friend.

[Cereal_Killa]

Witty

:) I have been sitting in a cesspool of love and devotion..

kind of like this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da6N3i_vKB4&feature=share&list=FLm_KKpXIdLxJrb5MBjTPvXw&index=20

im definitely in some dire need of cursive text..

[big baby]

adonis. certain murdahed his lazt battle wut u talkin bout u female aka innovator aka idk ? who yew? be nice. gimmik or not u lose 2 with ya Certainly @mercy whatev DA FUCK u did last battle dat gimmik too. same way except certain @ donald sterling? clever idea, smart, and to the point. certain has a way of going bout things that is liked. y not vote 4 him?
Certain i gotcha here bud even tho u fucka stoopid as shit lmao idiot certain stfu certain shut up yeah

[e11even]

Championship
1. zygote (8-2)
2. Zombie (3-0) | No one has ever before seen anything like it.

--The battle of disease... get it?(da z's) anyway, i see a more focused man in either direction taking this. Zombie has what it takes, he just needs to be consistent.

Contender match
3. timeless (6-4)
4. Split Eight (2-2) | This can't be how it's supposed to end.

--Split has the ability from what i think i know. Timeless has the vision. if both can harness their spectral opposites this could be a very interesting match.

5. Perpendicular (1-0)
6. Frank (7-3) | This is your chance to prove yourself.

--perfect topic tbh. botw material easily, providing no shenanigans, no-shows or dummy pieces by Frank.

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | It'll make a man out of you.

--it will. if i can beat cert, i will see my self in a new light. hopefully one not created by fire. faggot.

9. Just Write (4-3)
10. King Ra. (4-5) | We can do this if we work together.

--Ra. is the veteran of epics, more vivid than vague. JW is a long line-jotting story killer. this will be good. i think i got JW on this.

11. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3) | How will we ever make it stop?

--mike has the rigidest flow style on roster. i think if the approach is ambitious he may break even this week. YDK should spit that hot fiya if he's gonna drop.

13. Adonis (4-6)
14. Cereal_Killa (1-1) | It's the only thing that's important anymore.

--I haven't read Killa in a minute, but I remember him being at least decent. I see adonis with better execution in a concise piece, but Killa may have that x factor. we'll see.

15. Vulgar (4-2)
16. oats (8-2) | The whole world is depending on you.

--botw for sure. this topic is tailor-made for both, as i see both taking the anatomy of this topic down to the molecule in a battle of contrasting, yet ingenius pieces. i will be afraid to vote on this one.

17. Johnathan Mercy (1-2)
18. MMLP (0-4)* | Nothing really matters anymore.

--mmlp has promise, but after last week John may have a howitzer on reserve. Will he even need it? we'll see.

19. dead man (0-2)
20. Soulstice (0-2) | You need to figure out who you really are.

--def a cool battle if these two show up. botw material if they do. I favor Soulstice's style more, but Deadman is Deadman dammit.

[Certain]

adonis. certain murdahed his lazt battle wut u talkin bout u female aka innovator aka idk ? who yew? be nice. gimmik or not u lose 2 with ya Certainly @mercy whatev DA FUCK u did last battle dat gimmik too. same way except certain @ donald sterling? clever idea, smart, and to the point. certain has a way of going bout things that is liked. y not vote 4 him?
Certain i gotcha here bud even tho u fucka stoopid as shit lmao idiot certain stfu certain shut up yeah

http://media.giphy.com/media/Cr32hy83ThC7K/giphy.gif

[YDK]

You were 3-3 after Week 6. Your losses were to Ink, zygote and Just Write.

I'm not arguing my losses I'm talking about my wins. There was a mistake because the week I voted extra to get my win back was never reflected in the thread record titles. Count my wins an ignore the records

[Certain]

Through six weeks, you had three losses. So you had three wins.

[big baby]

you lost against zygote, no showed with just write, and lost to ink, you have two no show wins, and a win against adonis. NOW STFU

[big baby]

3-3 MAWFUCKA HAVE TO FUCKING GO IN ARCHIVES WITH YA NON COUNTING ASS JUST BECAUSE U WON AND U DIDNT VOTE BUT CERTAIN LET U VOTE DOENST MEAN U GET ANOTHER FUCKING WIN FOR VOTING U FUCKING FUCK, WTF KINDA SHIT IS THAT "OH BUT CETIAN I VOTED SO THAT MEANS I GET 4 WINS IN A ROW RIGHT CAUSE I DID WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO RIGHT CERTAIN? "

NO MAWFUCKA U SUPPOSED TO VOTE HOW U GONNA BRA GFOR SOMETHING U SPPOSED TO DO

HERE I'LL LET CHRIS ROCK EXPLAIN IT FOR YOU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0B_ekSrsEk

THATS U, U A DUMB NIGGA

[Certain]

big baby is my best friend.

[big baby]

big baby is my best friend.

http://media.giphy.com/media/kooPUWvhaGe7C/giphy.gif

[Certain]

big baby, do you want to contribute to the magazine this week?

[big baby]

maybe lata

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynLKunoQHB8

[Adonis]

Then complains about swaying.

http://media.giphy.com/media/L29fiOMSDhhvi/giphy.gif

For the record, I lost to timeless two weeks ago, friend.


Oh nice. Hater. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. Right foot left,right left. Foot soldiers be good now.

[Adonis]

Big baby might have some of the worst posts in history. You do have some great ones though so I concede

[YDK]

you lost against zygote, no showed with just write, and lost to ink, you have two no show wins, and a win against adonis. NOW STFU

This is the explanation I was looking for thank you.
telling me how many losses I had when I was asking about wins is irrelevant, considering I didn't know how many weeks I participated in

[dyedinthewool]

I wish I had a fortune cookie around to cheer me up.

[Perpendicular]

http://morristsai.com/assets_c/2009/05/Pickanotherfortunecookie-thumb-400x248-1452.jpg

[dyedinthewool]

;/ I can eat like 5. I love those things. And I'll keep the best fortune

[YDK]

A Chinese couple had a black baby an named it sum ting wong

[e11even]

;/ I can eat like 5. I love those things. And I'll keep the best fortune

I take the fortune, discard the cookie. I'm ruthless.

A Chinese couple had a black baby an named it sum ting wong

Nice.

[Split]

everyone should read "Summer in the Air" by Ray Bradbury. It's three pages and probably one of the best short stories I've read.

[Just Write]

everyone should read "Summer in the Air" by Ray Bradbury. It's three pages and probably one of the best short stories I've read.

Link?

[Split]

Link?
http://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/wp-content/uploads/satevepost/summer-in-the-air-ray-bradbury.pdf

[Frank]

This week is stacked


Welcome back

[Wise Wiggles]

Your mother is stacked.

[Frank]

Nah, but El Pancake's mother is

[oats]

I'll check that one out, split. I always really enjoyed bradburys short stories - the city and the rocket both stand out (I recommend reading the illustrated man collection).

[Just Write]

Lmao my high ass. I couldnt figure out why I couldnt sign in. It said invalid username or password.

I didnt know I had to put in chief justice wright, I kept putting just write


oats, its a pretty cool little story. VERY discriptive with a lot of dope visuals. Thanks for that Split it definitely inspired menin my writing a little bit.

Damn, I need to read more

[Mike Wrecka]

Cereal_Killa and zygote


thanks for iggy azalea

[Witty]

No no no Malo bebe! Pow pow!

Vividlyvague yes it was although every episode is epic lol.
Witty does thou not agree? ^__^

It also got approved for i believe 2 more seasons :D
Vivid did u catch up to bob's burgers yet?

lol yes I would be inclined to agree.

You know I get my big bang on!

[King Ra.]

Iggy is dope.

[e11even]

Iggy is dope.

azalea?

edit: wrote this before i read the page prior lol.

she is dope.

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/YWhPRbw.jpg

[King Ra.]

Nah Certain. Nah, son.

[Split]

God the big bang theory is rubbish

[Split]

http://i.imgur.com/H7VhIl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lFGuxh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/et6u3Pw.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/LWRDQ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gbvYul.jpg

[dyedinthewool]

How could you.

Split </3

[Mike Wrecka]

anyone here watch Silicon Valley on HBO?

its stellar

[e11even]

does watching a pair of silicons in the valley count?













btw, who chose my topic this week?

[e11even]

Disturbing as fuck, split.

[Certain]

who chose my topic this week?

oats did.

[e11even]

oats did.

It gave me a nasty flashback of that aerosol verse from Frank last season. Somewhere along the lines of, "it's just like whip its!" I forget if he actually said the exact man line but it just made me think of that. I swore he picked it lol.

[Frank]

Championship
1. zygote (8-2)
2. Zombie (3-0) | No one has ever before seen anything like it.

Very diabolical match up right here. I'm under the impression Zombie is Big baby? Am I rite? If that is the case of the matter of the scenario of the matter of the fact... Zygote is going to have to bunker down in his spaceship again and really blast off into phenomenonal territory. I began reading his verse because he dropped it already and I was not sure what was happening so I stopped. I will give it a another thorough look over once the big baby drops his verse. Is big baby really Zombie? Well if so, he is a very versatile writer with many poignant styles. I see this enigmatic writer taking Zygote to a dog fight. If the efforts are there, hard for you to pick against Zygote... Zombie is a very different kind of writer and he has the momentum. Alien president could be Zombified.

Contender match
3. timeless (6-4)
4. Split Eight (2-2) | This can't be how it's supposed to end.

Timeless and Split 8 in the contender match. Can't call it. Timeless is solid. Split 8 is wishy washy but he has the edge here if he can execute his fantasy. Timeless can win if he comes direct and creative enough.

5. Perpendicular (1-0)
6. Frank (7-3) | This is your chance to prove yourself.

If peperpendicular is pent up... Red glare will have a field day with him. If he is not, best of luck alias. Red glares got something to prove.

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | It'll make a man out of you.

Bombastic vs Non spastic. If vividlyvague can center his frenzy and write with crazy clarity he can out perform the lazy Certain. Certain verse about Sterling showed a spark of creativity and was up to date and fresh. The man can really write. Can he put together 5 wins and make the playoffs in his own league? Vividlyvague is 6-3 but can he beat the Iconic Certain? If not he'll fall to a 6-4 with nothing to show for. If Vividlyvague defeats Certain - he will have made waves and significant progress in the topical spectrum. If Certain beats Vividlyvague - he will just have made a statement. I got Certain containing his opponent. Defense wins championships.

9. Just Write (4-3)
10. King Ra. (4-5) | We can do this if we work together.

Cheif Justice Write is a fundamentalist. He will go to great lengths to tell you a drawn out story about nothing really out of the ordinary. He's like Forrest Gump in the tent when he's writing back home to jenny...He is not that bright but he has this midwest charm to his campfire story telling.The King Ra is telling a very different story around that campfire - resurrecting ancient manifestations of epic proportions. His writing dates back to B.C. King Ra is the Sun God and the ruler of creativity. Just Writes writing goes back to the dust bowl era, sometime, somwhere in the 40's or 50's. When these two time periods collide, be prepared for a time warp. King Ra with the dagger through the shield.

11. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3) | How will we ever make it stop?

These two guys are usually at these 2 records at this time of the season every year. Mike and YDK have both gotten better as far as mechanics are concerned. They have both really stepped it up and I'm a big part of that. I'm proud of these two guys. Only one can win though. The winner gets a second chance in the AOWL. Mike goes to the formidable 5-5 with a victory. YDK goes to a peaking 4-3 with the victory. On the other hand, losses send both into no mans land. Looking foward to this blue collar battle. I got Ydk winning with the unsuspecting knock out jab.

13. Adonis (4-6)
14. Cereal_Killa (1-1) | It's the only thing that's important anymore.

I love how these topics that certain picked out have been right on the money. Adonis and Cereal Killa are extremely egotistical self centered topicalists. Adonis is another loss away from paddling back from rough waters. Cereal Killa is the powerhouse from season 1. A flamboyant writer who makes Adonis read like Certain. If Cereal Killa can pick up where he left off Season 1, Adonis can sway and gimmick to his hearts content, he will be annihilated. I got the Killa with a colorful pouncing.

15. Vulgar (4-2)
16. oats (8-2) | The whole world is depending on you.

Wholesome, rich and fullfilling battle. *relights pipe* Vulgar is a little shell shocked from his loss to me, it seems it might've knocked him a little off track. When I told him I would beat him with his own style I was just joking. This guy went and took it to heart and reinvented himself into some bad guy. Oats is reeling and Certain is throwing everything at him. Champ match, Champ Alias and now he's got him tussling with the wizard, Vulgar. Vulgar and Oats has already probably happened, but I guarantee it did not have the same implications or significance as this match. In a classic Vulgar - Oats epic trilogy face off... Vulgar hands down.

17. Johnathan Mercy (1-2)
18. MMLP (0-4)* | Nothing really matters anymore.

Jonathan Mercy is quick on the draw. Drops early and is in and out. MMLP is 0-4 and I know nothing about him. Jonathan mercy with the sure win and a string of victorys after that.

19. dead man (0-2)
20. Soulstice (0-2) | You need to figure out who you really are.

Legend is I was going to beat both these cats single handedly in the AOWL Season 1 semi-finals. Topicaldood5 ended up getting rocked in the finals by the phantom deadman - who was allowed into a playoffs he never really qualified for. Don't get me wrong, in a 4-5 round playoff/Tournament style setting deadman is extremely dangerous. In season mode, he gets exasperated, winded, busy, whatever and he does not fair well. At 0-2 though, the loser of this is still probably most capable of turning the season around. The winner could easily rattle off wins until the season comes to an end. Fresh legs. Neither will likely make the playoffs, but this is a rematch of the season 1 championship, as well as for hierarchy across the internet.

Best of luck

[Vulgar]

Props

[Certain]

What if oats is Frank, and neither is Vividlyvague?

[Certain]

Anyone want to be interviewed in the magazine? I can send you the questions in the next 20 minutes, and I need your answers tonight.

[Vulgar]

http://i.imgur.com/B3PKx.gif

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/B3PKx.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTqAc-wuMB0

[big baby]

yah i can dew it but does it matter that im not in?

[oats]

I need to listen to more of G Rap's catalogue, only dipped my toes into one of his albums (Live and Let Die or something?) and for whatever reason just never returned. idk why, I always liked his music.

[big baby]

wanna neg oats but cant bring maself 2 it

[oats]

I wouldn't blame you. I think I discovered him the same time I discovered Big L, and I got way more into L so I neglected G Rap. my only theory.

[Frank]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQYy-iMkdE8

[Certain]

big baby and Vulgar, you both have private messages from me.

[YDK]

why I get no private message :(

and props to Frank for the big preview breakdown

[Certain]

The magazine is up. http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=70427

[King Ra.]

Frank with the in-depth analysis. The Ra. epic will shake the foundations of the AOWL this week. It's on.

[Baron Mynd]

lmao whoever perp is tried stealing my style vs Oats, but doesnt do it as well

i see you

[Vulgar]

lmao whoever perp is tried stealing my style vs Oats, but doesnt do it as well

i see you

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYB674VjclDi8XucZ3sXKjkCU7b2vYz i7Nb8LwXpeJJfOEtuZ2

[Split]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYB674VjclDi8XucZ3sXKjkCU7b2vYz i7Nb8LwXpeJJfOEtuZ2
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rmLtJtXEEhg/Tj774xSxZqI/AAAAAAAAAGs/-Q6szWjTeZ4/s1600/Happiness_img_1.jpg

[oats]

For teacher appreciation week, our union gave us bank deposit pouches :-/


Btw, you da man Mike Wrecka

[Mike Wrecka]

For teacher appreciation week, our union gave us bank deposit pouches :-/


Btw, you da man Mike Wrecka

no Oats. we are both da man.


really considering this spoken word stuff. seems like the next step.

this has 27 million views and while it is good. I think I could do better


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7dLU6fk9QY



27 million views and counting. sure beats the 100 or so we get here

[King Ra.]

Hold on, we're going home.

[big baby]

no Oats. we are both da man.


really considering this spoken word stuff. seems like the next step.

this has 27 million views and while it is good. I think I could do better


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7dLU6fk9QY



27 million views and counting. sure beats the 100 or so we get here

you probably can, mechanically. But the video edits, and the background music, and the display is probably what made it what it is. You need a good camera, etc.

[oats]

you probably can, mechanically. But the video edits, and the background music, and the display is probably what made it what it is. You need a good camera, etc.

Truth

[Mike Wrecka]

Truth

there are a lot of reasons that we cant make this type of video


but


if you are determined it is possible



stop thinking why not, and start thinking , why not?



^I just made that up and its awesome, im inspired

[Split]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpmC7mady90

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olapC5Y7omA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLgaAE0J8vw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1kLNnPPWjQ


lol idk how i feel about it tbh

pretty sappy

[Frank]

Mike you could do it my nigga

[oats]

yeah I personally don't enjoy that format of spoken word. feels really invented and fake to me, then again I pseudo rap so there's that. do it, Mike.

[Perpendicular]

there are a lot of reasons that we cant make this type of video


but


if you are determined it is possible



stop thinking why not, and start thinking , why not?



^I just made that up and its awesome, im inspired

Vote:Best avy

[King Ra.]

Y'all niggas sleep.

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/vpCU5FX.png

[Cereal_Killa]

BOTW just write vs king ra..

[King Ra.]

CK is talking my language.

[King Ra.]

Cert, wtf.

[Split]

my liver is NOT feeling good

[oats]

Been taking bentonite clay. Detoxify my intestines, taking good shits.

[Split]

soon as I move out I'm doing a couple days of Paleo

[Witty]

Witty on that getting drunk and high alone depressed and writing angry lyrics swag bros.

Fuck life and everyone in it :)

[e11even]

Certain WHY, BRO. WHY?

[Certain]

Certain WHY, BRO. WHY?

What?

[Certain]

http://www.td4wbutton.com/#

[oats]

http://www.hairpieceorherpes.com

[Split]

that was a struggle. i am so hungover.

[Certain]

Vividlyvague, don't no-show.

[King Ra.]

Damn, guess I didn't need it.

[Certain]

Vividlyvague stays Franking.

[e11even]

My personal life is catching up with me.






You are a bait-n-switching asshole. No pm or nothing.

[Certain]

My personal life is catching up with me.






You are a bait-n-switching asshole. No pm or nothing.

What did I switch and/or bait?

[e11even]

I guess I assumed you were responsible for big baby's shenanigans. I'm also guessing you didn't see his post in our thread.

[Certain]

I did. He said he was checking in for me. That's all. He does his own thing.

Don't question him.

[e11even]

Alright then. @big bib baby to conversation.

In that one instance you were unfunny. Very unfunny.

[Certain]

Do not fuck with big baby. This is a bad decision.

[Split]

idk if i wanna vote or sleep

[e11even]

I don't wanna do either. I should have copped some booze on the way home :-/

[King Ra.]

Niggas.

[timeless]

zombie has got to be baron

[Just Write]

I fully intended on posting and had about 30 lines wrote, just couldnt finish in time. I decided to keep my piece and drop it in the om. Its about the tower of babel. King ra, you got lucky I dont like to drop unfinished pieces. With what I wrote I would have beat you bro lol

[Certain]

zombie has got to be baron

http://media.giphy.com/media/FWyEk1ZzD6MzC/giphy.gif

[Mike Wrecka]

on the battle titles , what do the numbers next to each person's name represent?

Certain


cant be ranking. no way oats is 16. so ?

[Certain]

on each battle title , what do the numbers next to each person's name represent?

Certain


cant be ranking. no way oats is 16. so ?

It's the weekly rankings used to determine matches.

[Mike Wrecka]

It's the weekly rankings used to determine matches.

please elaborate

[Just Write]

please elaborate

The ranking system his using is like high school basketball tournament style. Its basically winners bracket/losers bracket. Not the overall rank. Its just to help him schedule matches. Were not people to certain, juat numbers

[oats]

those rankings are aligned with results, so if you lose (as I have in the last 2 weeks) you fall in the rankings, whereas wins move you up.

[dead man]

i had a verse written but i didnt get a chance to post it

o well sry soul

[Split]

if my match is the last to receive a vote i'm going to have a hernia

[Certain]

Hypothetically, let's say the higher ranked people won this week.

Championship
1. zygote (8-2)
2. Zombie (3-0) | No one has ever before seen anything like it.

Contender match
3. timeless (6-4)
4. Split Eight (2-2) | This can't be how it's supposed to end.

5. Perpendicular (1-0)
6. Frank (7-3) | This is your chance to prove yourself.

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | It'll make a man out of you.

9. Just Write (4-3)
10. King Ra. (4-5) | We can do this if we work together.

11. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3) | How will we ever make it stop?

13. Adonis (4-6)
14. Cereal_Killa (1-1) | It's the only thing that's important anymore.

15. Vulgar (4-2)
16. oats (8-2) | The whole world is depending on you.

17. Johnathan Mercy (1-2)
18. MMLP (0-4)* | Nothing really matters anymore.

19. dead man (0-2)
20. Soulstice (0-2) | You need to figure out who you really are.

Next week's rankings (assuming no no-shows or sign outs) would be:

1. zygote (winner of 1-2)
2. timeless (winner of 3-4)

3. Perpendicular (winner of 5-6)
4. Vividlyvague (winner of 7-8)

5. Just Write (winner of 9-10)
6. Mike Wrecka (winner of 11-12)

7. Adonis (winner of 13-14)
8. Vulgar (winner of 15-16)

9. Zombie (loser of 1-2)
10. Johnathan Mercy (winner of 17-18)

11. Split Eight (loser of 3-4)
12. dead man (winner of 19-20)

13. Frank (loser of 5-6)
14. Certain (loser of 7-8)

15. King Ra. (loser of 9-10)
16. YDK (loser 11-12)

17. Cereal_Killa (loser of 13-14)
18. oats (loser of 15-16)

19. MMLP (loser of 17-18)
20. Soulstice (loser of 19-20)

This is built in the same fashion as the RSTL and RBL of old. The idea is to allow different contenders to cycle through in a more logical progression.

[oats]

it's cool that no matter what happens, there are dope match ups the next week. Frank-Certain and Black-Split would be dope. so would the Mercy-Zombie rematch.

[Split]

proposition

Damn.... We should let Chief Justice Wright dead man and YDK post what they have. I understand the need for discipline and consistency, but it seems they all have verses, and it would frankly bring in a lot more votes and a handful of verses wouldn't go to waste.


provided they can post in the next hour? Certain

[Mike Wrecka]

proposition

Damn.... We should let Chief Justice Wright dead man and YDK post what they have. I understand the need for discipline and consistency, but it seems they all have verses, and it would frankly bring in a lot more votes and a handful of verses wouldn't go to waste.


provided they can post in the next hour? Certain

the AOWL has from day one had very strict and firm deadlines

that consistency and reliability is what makes the league as great as it is


they should coordinate with their opponents and move the battle to the BA
which desperately needs activity

[Split]

the AOWL has from day one had very strict and firm deadlines

that consistency and reliability is what makes the league as great as it is


they should coordinate with their opponents and move the battle to the BA
which desperately needs activity

truuu

but yo. the BA is dead. we dont even have the whack BA cretins running around in their own corner of the site anymore

[Just Write]

the AOWL has from day one had very strict and firm deadlines

that consistency and reliability is what makes the league as great as it is


they should coordinate with their opponents and move the battle to the BA
which desperately needs activity

Not to say anything because pancake's my dude but what about last week when his match was closed and then he posted his verse after the battle said that he already lost via no-show but then it got re-opened? I could care less about posting or not but don't say its very strict like nobody noticed what happened last week.

[Frank]

How is somebody 1-0 ahead of somebody 7-3?

[Mike Wrecka]

Not to say anything because pancake's my dude but what about last week when his match was closed and then he posted his verse after the battle said that he already lost via no-show but then it got re-opened? I could care less about posting or not but don't say its very strict like nobody noticed what happened last week.

I actually didn't notice that. I was signed out and wasn't online as much as usual.


Certain is the guy in charge this season. I was just giving my opinion. he calls the shots

[Witty]

Not to say anything because pancake's my dude but what about last week when his match was closed and then he posted his verse after the battle said that he already lost via no-show but then it got re-opened? I could care less about posting or not but don't say its very strict like nobody noticed what happened last week.

I noticed....that's why I said to certain 'you got some 'splaining to do'

I feel like my 'no show loss' should be taken off my record.

I didn't bring it up again cuz I don't rly care and I didn't wanna fuck with Pancake's battle but it did kinda annoy me for a second tbh especially after what happened with my battle when I did that.

[Split]

how is frank fuck you?

[Certain]

Just Write, all season I've been loose about the editing deadline. You say you had part of a verse written? That's exactly what happened two weeks ago against Vividlyvague. Both of you posted half-verses and edited in full ones. You and King Ra. easily could have done the same this week. But you say you had half a verse finished, but I checked the time stamp on your account. You had been active on the site at 2:07 then hadn't checked back until 20 minutes after the deadline.

With El Pancake last week, he had given me a heads-up that if he didn't post on time he'd post very close to on time, which he did. Several others have had similar situations in the past. Say something. Say, "Hey, I can show but I might need 10 extra minutes." Or really, just post what you have and edit things quickly. If you're still editing a verse the next day, yeah, I'll disqualify you. But I haven't disqualified anyone yet this season for editing within an hour or so of the deadline, you included.

And Witty, your no-show loss from that week clearly isn't going to be taken off your record. I've seen enough of your writing to know that you wrote that shitty half-verse in the 20-30 minutes after your battle was closed just to whine.

[Witty]

Just Write, all season I've been loose about the editing deadline. You say you had part of a verse written? That's exactly what happened two weeks ago against Vividlyvague. Both of you posted half-verses and edited in full ones. You and King Ra. easily could have done the same this week. But you say you had half a verse finished, but I checked the time stamp on your account. You had been active on the site at 2:07 then hadn't checked back until 20 minutes after the deadline.

With El Pancake last week, he had given me a heads-up that if he didn't post on time he'd post very close to on time, which he did. Several others have had similar situations in the past. Say something. Say, "Hey, I can show but I might need 10 extra minutes." Or really, just post what you have and edit things quickly. If you're still editing a verse the next day, yeah, I'll disqualify you. But I haven't disqualified anyone yet this season for editing within an hour or so of the deadline, you included.

And Witty, your no-show loss from that week clearly isn't going to be taken off your record. I've seen enough of your writing to know that you wrote that shitty half-verse in the 20-30 minutes after your battle was closed just to whine.

That's not true lol ask people I was speaking to on aim...you're holding a grudge and I don't know why but I genuinely spent time on that piece.

So because you 'think' I didn't, you are giving me a loss that you have not given to others?

Cool.

Just don't act like you're some super strict mod who enforces the rules with an iron fist when you are happy to bend them for your friends but not when you get butthurt because someone got confused about timezones.

[Witty]

Also, I posted in here that I had my verse ready less than 15 mins after the battle was closed.

It may have been a piece of shit verse, but I spent time writing it.

[Certain]

Someone gets confused about time zones every single time they join any league?

[Witty]

Someone gets confused about time zones every single time they join any league?

Huh?

Out of all my other no shows....have I ever complained? have I ever done anything other than apologise?

Why would I kick up so much of a fuss about this one occasion?

I try to post my pieces on time, same as everyone else.

[Just Write]

Just Write, all season I've been loose about the editing deadline. You say you had part of a verse written? That's exactly what happened two weeks ago against Vividlyvague. Both of you posted half-verses and edited in full ones. You and King Ra. easily could have done the same this week. But you say you had half a verse finished, but I checked the time stamp on your account. You had been active on the site at 2:07 then hadn't checked back until 20 minutes after the deadline.

With El Pancake last week, he had given me a heads-up that if he didn't post on time he'd post very close to on time, which he did. Several others have had similar situations in the past. Say something. Say, "Hey, I can show but I might need 10 extra minutes." Or really, just post what you have and edit things quickly. If you're still editing a verse the next day, yeah, I'll disqualify you. But I haven't disqualified anyone yet this season for editing within an hour or so of the deadline, you included.

And Witty, your no-show loss from that week clearly isn't going to be taken off your record. I've seen enough of your writing to know that you wrote that shitty half-verse in the 20-30 minutes after your battle was closed just to whine.

I dont mean to throw rocks in the water all im saying is itvs not been strict. I chose to not post last night because I did that same thing last week (half assed verse) and I didnt want to again. I know I could have posted on time and I strongly believe my halfway verse would have won, thats not my point. My point is if its going to be strict it needs to be strict for everyone. Thats how leagues work,.. or don't work. Favoritism is not cool, not saying thats what happened at all. Im just saying ive seen battles closed at midnight on the dot and someone not be able to post. It just needs to be a level playing field. Ok, I wont say another word about this

[Certain]

I mean, you've been doing this for seven years, right? Seven years of being in leagues and tournaments and shit, right? So how do you still not know the time differences?

[Witty]

I mean, you've been doing this for seven years, right? Seven years of being in leagues and tournaments and shit, right? So how do you still not know the time differences?

9 years I think.

I have never had to post at a time when the time differences were different than they normally are...the clocks changed...to the best of my knowledge I have never been in that situation before.

Also, up until the last 2 years I used to have much more time and I usually posted long before the deadline. I never no showed back then, I don't remember no showing until I joined netcees tbh...it just so happened that life got pretty crazy around that time and my topical writing in general came to a halt.

[Certain]

I dont mean to throw rocks in the water all im saying is itvs not been strict. I chose to not post last night because I did that same thing last week (half assed verse) and I didnt want to again. I know I could have posted on time and I strongly believe my halfway verse would have won, thats not my point. My point is if its going to be strict it needs to be strict for everyone. Thats how leagues work,.. or don't work. Favoritism is not cool, not saying thats what happened at all. Im just saying ive seen battles closed at midnight on the dot and someone not be able to post. It just needs to be a level playing field. Ok, I wont say another word about this

It is. Again, El Pancake had specifically asked me for a few extra minutes. He was on the site right at the time of the deadline.

I have not once not given people five or so extra minutes when I see they are active on the site at the time of the deadline. I don't want people to no-show. But I don't understand the logic of saying you had a verse half-written the day after. You weren't active on the site anywhere close to the deadline, and you didn't even speak up after seeing the battle was closed. You waited until 11 a.m. to say you had a half-written verse. What am I supposed to do with that?

[Split]

What's this no edit business? I thought we could edit until first vote, or if we posted first, until our opponent posted?

I think the moral of the story is to just post 10 garbo lines if youre going at 3 am, then write your real verse

[Split]

JW was in his thread at 3:15, lookin forlorn af

i remember doe

[Witty]

As I said, I don't care.

It just bothered me for a second, I didn't follow up with it because I didn't want to fuck with battles or the league, so I said nothing, but I was pissed for a second, and I believe the loss on my record should be taken off, I don't care if it's not, I don't care about my record at all, so I have no interest in whether it is removed or not...I just think it should be.

[Witty]

I have not once not given people five or so extra minutes when I see they are active on the site at the time of the deadline.


Not true.

[Just Write]

It is. Again, El Pancake had specifically asked me for a few extra minutes. He was on the site right at the time of the deadline.

I have not once not given people five or so extra minutes when I see they are active on the site at the time of the deadline. I don't want people to no-show. But I don't understand the logic of saying you had a verse half-written the day after. You weren't active on the site anywhere close to the deadline, and you didn't even speak up after seeing the battle was closed. You waited until 11 a.m. to say you had a half-written verse. What am I supposed to do with that?

Are you really that fucking stupid? Have I once said that im complaining because I want to post my verse lol? Look at the bigger fucking picture dude. You say you dont wait over 5 minutes yet he ninja posts at 12:18 because he has mod powers. Lol your a joke, fuck you and this league. Seriously

[Witty]

For the record, I think you've done a great job in this league and it's been very enjoyable even as someone who has only been a spectator for most of it...I just say what I think.

[Certain]

If you don't want to post your verse, what are you complaining about? What is this bigger picture? I have been lax with rules when it helps people show in or around the deadline. I probably was too harsh with Witty that week.

Witty, if you'd like to vote three times this week, I will change your loss to a win, and you will only have two no-show losses credited against you. That seems fair. But Witty's scenario was the only one all season in which someone tried to post, found a battle locked and spoke up about it with no change in the ruling.

You can find dozens of examples of battles this season where people have either posted half-verses at the deadline and edited in full versions or posted slightly late.

[YDK]

I'm glad wittys got a chance to get his loss fixed cuz I remember that shit. It wasn't just a time zone difference it was also the day we moved clocks ahead one hour so he genuinely got fucked lol

An I'm sorry no showing again guys, I had full intention of posting but lacked motivation an the topic really had my rattled cuz I couldn't think of any takes that hadn't been done to death. Along with vacation days an my birthday I really just let time get away from me so for that I apologize

[dead man]

certain i do really like your voice bro and hearing you speak is so nice

open our battle up yeah?

just between us guys

[Witty]

Witty, if you'd like to vote three times this week, I will change your loss to a win, and you will only have two no-show losses credited against you. That seems fair.

This is fair.

[dead man]

YO

harder to talk to, even harder to crush
driven towards departure when the market is up
crawling amuck. table legs and ottoman dust
lunch was biscuit crumbles but it's hardly enough
after-meal banana peels so soft to the touch
it's this type of garbage that i've constantly lusted
can't separate mortality from thoughts of consumption
like it's difficult to tease a form apart from it's function
the art of destruction: groupthink defining conformity
lining up orderly outside the finest sorority
from the islands of Normandy to your alleys and yards
shelled cataract, behind the plaster cavernous walls
imagine it all - a sea of black enveloping surface
methods underhanded. purpose pure like 70 virgins
survive. thrive and multiply, develop resurgence
legged dots along the edge of the curtain. let us be certain
i was once a giant. patterned rubber and cloth
setting snares and guillotines no matter the cost
contemplative instinctual and scattered across
the carpet once the darkness dissolves, often we've lost
but victory's around the bend, i've seen it in dreams
weeks without a meal but never weak in the knees
i was once a giant, yet ka's a cyclic machine
i'll be a giant once again before i'm free.

[e11even]

JW is the head chairman of the United Writers Union. Protecting AOWL participants faithfully since 2014.

[Adonis]

JW is the head chairman of the United Writers Union. Protecting AOWL participants faithfully since 2014.

Repped

[Zombie]

Chief Justice Wright, I thought your verse last week wasn't 'half-assed'. If my memory serves me right, you posted on Wednesday (2 days before deadline) and edited it a few times after that (which is fine). I half-agree, half-disagree with both parties in the inquiry. I thought editing was lenient, if it was the wording in a line, OR a few little fix-ups here and there mechanically/grammatically, etc.

I think I've done editing about once or twice, but I've also bit my tongue on many errors/change of heart I've had on a lot of things I've posted prematurely, or I wrote very quickly. I try not to post past 11:59 PT, and I haven't yet. I rather show with a 'half-ass' verse than no verse, in my honest opinion. I almost did that to zygote this week but I decided against it, as I did have time. I was just being lazy, I'm glad I showed. Other than that, I remember pancake posting at around the 12:18 mark, and I saw him 'ninja' it in. I didn't have a problem with it - I thought it was allowed, and still do. 12 hours, or 5 hours or even 2 hours after is still considered a loss to me and shouldn't be allowed. Half an hour, or should I say -18 minutes, really isn't a problem, even with the strictest guidelines. I commend certain for giving Witty the chance to redact his loss, as it is a special occasion and requires special mending. Exceptional.

I think pancake knew he was on the side of falling behind in votes, but made an effort to show. Which is exceptional as well.

[Split]

I commend my dik into yo mouf

[Witty]

I commend my dik into yo mouf

Bill Nye is an American thing I know.

he's my favourite person.

[Split]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL


SCIENCE RULEZ


http://i.imgur.com/LdrvAp5.jpg

[oats]

I like split's sig.

I say let the dead man battle go on, counting as a loss for him unless be wins, in which case his record is unaffected and soul still gets the win. All of us are winners if we try our best and have fun!

[dead man]

Guess what I am?

[Witty]

black brings bionic bulbasuars briefly behind barges before being blown by blasphemous bitches.

[oats]

I'm a Gemini earth dragon.

I'm guessing black is a Pisces metal horse.

[Split]

Witty whips wankers with wild written whammers, why'd we write waivers? wylin' while we washin whisky. whitewater wasted

[Split]

it really bothers me when people use transitive/ intransitive verbs wrong

"the night depletes"

not it doesnt bro

no it doesnt



Also- confusing nouns with adjectives

"The genetics are rue"
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Certain thoughts?

[e11even]

Going to the godzilla pre screening right now.

[Vulgar]

Loled at the Ghostbusters gif

[Certain]

it really bothers me when people use transitive/ intransitive verbs wrong

"the night depletes"

not it doesnt bro

no it doesnt



Also- confusing nouns with adjectives

"The genetics are rue"
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Certain thoughts?

That type of stuff can be prevalent in poetry. It can work. It's often a matter of feel and the reason I always say you have to learn the rules and learn to work within the rules before you can break the rules. James Joyce didn't start with Ulysses or Finnegan's Wake. E.E. Cummings at one time used proper punctuation and capitalization.

[oats]

This spurs-blazers series is at rape level now

[e11even]

Clippers okc has a bunch of black people still...

#failedaudioracialrant?

[big baby]

lmao vidiv mad dumb 'o bb said somethingthat means i dont have to post a verse' WTF KINDA SHIT IS THAT? FUCKING KIDDING ME UF UCKING STUPIDER HTAN YDK NOW U DUM AS SHIT LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"OH WUT YEAH OH BB SAID SOMETHING THAT MEANS CERTAIN DIED AND MY MOMS A LESBIAN?"

YEAH? THATS WHAT IT MEANS HUH? FUK U

[big baby]

omfg lmao this league is pure gold!!!

"certain to ydk: yeah u got 3 wins and 3 losses so thats 6 battles total
ydk: no i have 11 wins and 24 losses......but ionly battled 6 times how certain? u dumb as hell running league to ground!!!
certain: no...i cant accurately calculate in my fake robot brain how many and who u faced but i lost 3 times in 6 weeks so therefore u have 3 wins.
ydk: but pete rose gambled on games to make his team/win lose in the 50s or something so tha tmeans i have 9 wins?
certain: no.
ydk: IM SAYING WTF I SHOULD BE SUBTRACTED A LOSS
witty: i was late like 57 minutes and i shouldnt have had a loss because pancake posted 18 minutes one day or osmething
just write: THIS LEAGUE FUCKING SUCKS DICK BECAUSE CERTAIN IS BANGING PANCAKE ON THE DOWNLOW MAN
meanwhile zygote shuts pancake out 6-0 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VV: OH WTF BB POSTED SOMETHING ONEC SO THAT MEANS I DONT HAVE TO DO MY TAXES THIS YEAR??

LMAO!!!!!!!!

irs: uhm vv u havent done ur taxes
vv: wtf? fuckign srs? bb posted "balls and chimp sex" in netcees.co......u can check for urself..i have timestamp...
JUSTWRITE: MAKE SURE IT ISNT 18 MINUTES OVER I HAVE WITTY HERE WE READY TO KILL PPL OK
certain: ydk u have 3 losses
YDK: I DONT GET IT?

roflm1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DYING LAUGHING! LMAO!

[Split]

Pancak left

[Adonis]

Loled at the Ghostbusters gif

Can you PM me the link to Poems so I don't have to continue finding them in this thread?

I will let you know when I finish, so far all I've enjoyed.

Thanks sir.

[e11even]

I can't vote. Thank you for showing certain. Apologies to all.

[Certain]

We could really use votes on the championship match and Cereal_Killa vs. Adonis.

Also, Frank, King Ra. and Vividlyvague, if you don't vote, you don't advance.

[Frank]

Voting now, gimme 15?

[Certain]

Voting now, gimme 15?

Cast the tiebreaking votes on the title match and CK/Adonis, and make up the third link by doing the no-show shine part of the magazine (breakdowns of the verses that didn't go to votes; there are two full ones and a half verse by King Ra. this week).

[Certain]

Frank, you good with doing that for the magazine? Your other option is not advancing to the contender match.

[Adonis]

This one vote loss shit will eventually bite your league in the ass bro. Just saying

That and my votes will now be a sentence

[Certain]

This one vote loss shit will eventually bite your league in the ass bro. Just saying

That and my votes will now be a sentence

Nothing is worse than not running on a schedule. Look at every league ever. And being bitter about a one-vote loss is silly.

[Adonis]

Hey guys,we need votes

Deadline is past but go ahead and decide two battles with a quick skim and one line vote.

[Certain]

Hey guys,we need votes

Deadline is past but go ahead and decide two battles with a quick skim and one line vote.

Frank reads every verse well in advance of voting. He does that every week.