ANTHONY BAGS: ITT U EXPLAIN THOSE DRAPES

[veritas]

something is going on with you. It dont make sense.

No man would choose those drapes....or drapes period. Did you move out of your apartment into your grandmaws house?

Do you live on the set of the golden girls kitchen somehow preserved in a time warp?

Explain. Be honest.

[THE PUZZLEMASTER]

Golden girls kitchen. Yesssss

[veritas]

BAGS to thread.

[Dope girl]

is bags ur boy home boy?

[Ghost1]

I think they make the kitchen feel homey.

[Dope girl]

u guys are homies how cute best friends forever!

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Golden girls kitchen. Yesssss

Basically.

[veritas]

I think they make the kitchen feel homey.

keep it real bro, cmon mayne.

[Jim Blaze]

They are cozy bruh

[Witty]

I think they're cozy too.

I'm lying, I have no idea what you people are talking about.

[Jim Blaze]

My dra0es f9x u fuckingbdickhead

[veritas]

confront the issue like a man Anthony. Explain the story.

[Witty]

k.

I still don't know what it's about, can you try again in English plz?

[veritas]

Look in his beard pic fox....look at the drapes. The drapes are off...

It is my job to read people.

[Jim Blaze]

There is no story?

I just like my place to feel like sum1 livez there

The store clerk assured me the apple orchard pattern was very popular

[veritas]

Dead at how you respond in alias. You are psychologically distancing yourself from them.

The drapes are the clue...the linchpin to the truth of your life.


Explain them.

[Jim Blaze]

Lol im bqnned on my other account, xavier

[veritas]

Answer the question. Explain the drapes.

[Jim Blaze]

I did?

[veritas]

No. Explain them.......

[big baby]

boring. drop it. he has gay looking drapes. wow omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS MAKE THREAD. yawn

[veritas]

This is more important than you know bags. Answer honestly.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Dead at how you respond in alias. You are psychologically distancing yourself from them.

The drapes are the clue...the linchpin to the truth of your life.


Explain them.

The way this n igga slips and slides through bags brain is fucking hilarious. Even the way he structures his inquiries and curiousities regarding the subject are psychological tactics that im familiar with.

I await...

[Batty]

There is no story?

I just like my place to feel like sum1 livez there

The store clerk assured me the apple orchard pattern was very popular


Seems legit

[Dope girl]

wow @ all of this.

[veritas]

Here is my presupposition until you explain:

U were evicted from your bland emotionless apartment due to various Dirtpersonary and have been forced to live wirh your grandmother on your mothers side.

Fair?

[veritas]

TAKE DOWN THOSE WOMANLY DRAPES AND LEARN TO BE A MAN.

[Inno]

Jesus fucking H christ@dirt personary!!

Gold.

[Batty]

Tags are making it.

I tried to put "does the beard match the drapes?" but couldn't.

[StarFaggot]

Bingo nite tag is winning.

If you think about it though it's clear Bags lives with someone maternal whether it be his mom or grandmother.

[veritas]

exactly. Ex***tly yo.

[Batty]

Bingo nite tag is winning.

If you think about it though it's clear Bags lives with someone maternal whether it be his mom or grandmother.


You're welcome.

I think there should be a tournament and the prize should be Bags Drapes. Then the nigga that wins them needs to make something out of them

[Ghost1]

Lmao.

Im with it.

[veritas]

P.s.

Dead @ how u are for whatever the other account says and against what this one says.


Carry on

[Ghost1]

The other account is reasonable

Yoir account wants my addr to eat my skin.....

I dont feel like im being unfair.

[veritas]

You are being unfair. You have only words. Your trust will enable actions.

My words are a mere character. My actions will be noble.

Will u trust?

[Batty]

The other account is reasonable

Yoir account wants my addr to eat my skin.....

I dont feel like im being unfair.


Bro don't say "other account", you'll just encourage Masaii to keep Masaiing.

I'm probably the only NCG here who has never had more than one account. Even when people sent me passwords for certain accounts I did not partake.

Batty is Batty, that's scary enough as it is.

[Ghost1]

Tell the other account to stop.....

[veritas]

Am I coming on too strong bags? Forget I said all that stuff.

Fair?

[Batty]

I was almost mad and then "Bull dike decor" tag just ethered me.

Who gets this rep?

[Split]

Yo let's delete the VERITAS account, keep the Batty account, and have Batty act like Batty forever cause that account is chill and funny

[veritas]

how about you start realizing that you are not as smart as you think you are bc batty and I are different people on different accounts, but both laughing at you.

how about you realize why you are mad at me. proceed with caution here novice.

[Split]

how about you start realizing that you are not as smart as you think you are bc batty and I are different people on different accounts, but both laughing at you.

how about you realize why you are mad at me. proceed with caution here novice.

idgaf who anyone is as long as theyre funny

[veritas]

Humor is subjective. Like how I feel that you mostly fail at roasts. We will educate you.

[Split]

I fell off after the roast of Gamble. Im not even into the site like that lately.


Tbh all I want is to crank out a couple collabs, champ the AOWL/ win a write week/ get an OM HOF/ literally any accomp... and then stick to popping in every couple of weeks to feed or cypher

[veritas]

Oh. I didn't realize that you were so cooly detached, yet so adamantly a faggot.

Carry on.

Look homeward angel.

[Split]

Oh. I didn't realize that you were so cooly detached, yet so adamantly a faggot.


gone

fuck u V I'm 4-0 against u

[veritas]

Are u though? Really?

As you grow and mature you will see that I politely gave you a boost and you chose to pay me back with the snarkiness of an inexperienced hipster.

Are we done here? I need to go clean my blu ray player.

[Split]

Are u though? Really?

As you grow and mature you will see that I politely gave you a boost and you chose to pay me back with the snarkiness of an inexperienced hipster.

Are we done here? I need to go clean my blu ray player.

Ya wife's my Rugrat.. not cause that noggin's rocky like Tom's,
or the buck teeth & gum flaps got her talkin awkward, a gawking she-Chuckie...
cause we fuck then she comes fast, & the rub from the rug rash
make her waddle off like she rockin waterlogged Huggies

[veritas]

Ya wife's my Rugrat.. not cause that noggin's rocky like Tom's,
or the buck teeth & gum flaps got her talkin awkward, a gawking she-Chuckie...
cause we fuck then she comes fast, & the rub from the rug rash
make her waddle off like she rockin waterlogged Huggies

pshaw.

the fact that you talking smashing has my laughter emmerging,
cuz errybody knows your rick moranis faced ass is a virgin
you fap and fap, the girls laugh and laugh, you r ur own cock blocker
u was so mad at masaii cuz he the type a guy to stuff u off in ya locker.
your hipster intellectualism lacks real life experience, the passion
but you can always pretend, you know, like with the aforementioned smashin.

[Mike Wrecka]

I was almost mad and then "Bull dike decor" tag just ethered me.

Who gets this rep?

yizzerp

[StarFaggot]

The drapes can be explained but the garden themed wallpaper is too powerful.

[Ghost1]

LOLOL

On my life that was there when i moved in

Its just a thin 6in strip that boarders the ceiling all around the kitchen......didnt feel like takimg it down.

U been studying that pic tho.........

[veritas]

Bags....your decor amongst other things is keeping you from forming a solid female relationship. No woman will respect you with that.....tear it down...now.

[Ghost1]

Do u think?

They never say anthing?

Do u think they keep it to themselves then leave an think wat a faggot i am?

[veritas]

Yes and no. They silently say that you are not a man....maybe not a faggot...but not a man.


I am trying to help. Tear it down and paint. Go to lowes and get some blinds...have some art on the walls.

I am not your ebemy.

[MonkTheOracle]

so you don't live with your mother/grandmother?

[Ghost1]

I do not.


An ebemy?

I dont kno this word?

[Destroyer]

he means ebony, I think
he's not a black woman, is what he's saying

[Ghost1]

Lolword

[veritas]

Enemy. I am not your enema.

Now answer me true sai: art thou allowed to make changes to your lonely apartments decor?

[Ghost1]

Indeed.

What would u suggest?

[veritas]

Tear down all wall paper. Paint light colors. Invest in art.

Will you do this?

Also...what size is your bed?

[Ghost1]

LOL


Notonio?

[veritas]

no. of course not man. This is serious.

what size is your bed? single, twin, queen, king?

I am trying to help Anthony. Help me help you.