THE ROAST OF SERIOUS

[Sharp]

AND AWAYYYYYY WE GOOOO

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WELCOME TO NETCEES <3

[Sharp]

lookin like the blowfish bad guy from xmen 3 doing a dikembe mutombo impersonation

[~RustyGunZ~]

He looks like he's very comfortable with that microphone

[Spoken]

You lookin lame not accepting my pic battle call out

[Sharp]

You lookin lame not accepting my pic battle call out

later honey. now is the time for roasting

[Sharp]

collects autographed handprints of Bob Saget impersonators

[Spoken]

... There is so much more and that'd the best so far you could come with... If awards are key then Upstate winning

[DLB]

i didn't know D Pryde came here

[Spoken]

Says the guy whose about to be perm-banned

[DLB]

I guess we finally found out what happened to DK after he lost to Sean in Tokyo Drift

[DLB]

no roast... he a grown man rockin heart bracelets smh

[Fig]

Was born in the year of the abusive son in law
Looking like liu kang going through a permanent phase

[Sharp]

Resin finally got his gay cousin into text

[Nigma]

Overcomes his stage fright by pretending the mic is Winnie the Poohs honey pot stir stick

[VividEnds]

has a sleeve tattoo of the arrow to the knee meme

[Spoken]

Overcomes his stage fright by pretending the mic is Winnie the Poohs honey pot stir stick

Nice on... Best one so far


Death i can tell you never supported shit. I heart hobbies for breast cancer awareness month... Thats the festival i was performing at

[Nigma]

Uses chains from his decrepidly elderly parents sex toy cabinet as suspenders

[VividEnds]

during lunar eclipses he dresses up as Sly Cooper and tries to rob the food bank

[VividEnds]

took a walk on the wild side, got a blister and never looked back

[DLB]

this boy aint even spitting..... he announcing numbers for Bingo

[VividEnds]

shotguns Arnold Palmers

[VividEnds]

got arrested for buying a screwdriver and duct tape with a rape kit, tried t explain he thought they were 'some assembly required'

[Fig]

Wears the same tie to job interviews and sexual opportunities.
He is declined every time

[Sharp]

has remixed 'suit and tie' over the chicken dance, claims the funk is too dangerous to ever be heard by human ears

[Ghost1]

5time boriqua karaoke champion at tangeRays danger den

[VividEnds]

he is Rawn MacDon's spirit animal, Mike Will didnt make it

[Spoken]

5time boriqua karaoke champion at tangeRays danger den

Lmfao

[DLB]

smh if this is Gangnam Style, then Korea full of faggots

[VividEnds]

Jackie Chantix

[Chyeahhh!!!]

This nigga got caught trying to sell Chris Mullin memorobilia on the black market

Holds a patten in binky extraction

Got voted most likely to not be voted most likely

Assistant admin at Kurt kobains memorial website

[Sharp]

holds patent for inflatable rock-climbing wall

[VividEnds]

"It's complicated" refers to the legal troubles of attempting to marry Siri

[Witty]

Looks like a fag.

[VividEnds]

did a dime for unsolicited George Takei impersonations in Chicago taxi cabs

[Nigma]

Tried to overdose on pixiesticks after coming third place in a celebrity look alike contest for Angel off Dexter

[VividEnds]

Tried to overdose on pixiesticks after coming third place in a celebrity look alike contest for Angel off Dexter

succeeded and wrote an unpublished eBook of limericks about it

[Nigma]

Claims the uneven muscular development in his forearms is due to the weight imbalance of his shakeweight

[Sharp]

has written 4 seasons of a buddy cop/drama 'cookies and cream' and owns a second phone specifically for calls related to it

[DLB]

the Geek Squad thrives through this faggot

[Allen Knight]

Lookin like william hung after hearing a nwa cd

[Witty]

Still looks like a fag.

[mimic]

Got asked to sign a Gangnam style t-shirt.

[Allen Knight]

Recites the japanese national anthem everytime he plays ping pong

[Allen Knight]

Watches every dbz season before goinn to the bar to be prepared for a brawl

[Sharp]

Lookin like william hung after hearing a nwa cd

gone lmao

[Allen Knight]

Has a jermey lin tattoo in a knicks jersey

[mimic]

Recites the japanese national anthem everytime he plays ping pong

I fucked....DIED bwuahahahahaha

[Witty]

Is probably a pretty cool person.

Who looks like a fag.

[Sharp]

Spirit animal is Jaden Smith

[Wise Wiggles]

Accidentally spilled whole bottle of nair on face now he can only grow little one inch Ashanti sideburns.. his homie gave him props for them though.

[VividEnds]

next in line to head up the Delirious Nomads

[Mr. J]

Someone was brave at the drive thru window

[Atomic]

Didn't serious used to be black?

[Untold]

Homie rockin a galvanized chain he picked up at his local hardware store, yo

[Untold]

Dude looks like he went to a barbershop, got a fucked up lining and just called that shot a fo-hawk

[Untold]

Watches every dbz season before goinn to the bar to be prepared for a brawl
iLL

[Untold]

Holds up a finger to show how big his peepee is. Living up to the Asian stereotype

[Allen Knight]

Jerks off to eye of the tiger while staring at a bruce lee shirt less poster

[Wise Wiggles]

Had eyelidplasties so he can actually see shit normally out his chink fucking face.

[DLB]

Mike Shinoda finally found an asian doppelganger

[Wise Wiggles]

this fagg0t thought the Mongolian grill was a car part

[IamBenT]

His chain looks pretty cool

[Sharp]

only dude to ever spike a combover

[mimic]

becomes blind when a steering wheel is put in front of him

[Vulgar]

watched Spy Kids for the first time in Southern Taiwan.

[Vulgar]

Alistair Clovereem & the Petrified Lapdog

[Vulgar]

is best known for waterpolo incidents, open toed sandals and frog breeding

[Vulgar]

engineered a mechanical doll that yells 'PUNANI' every day at 6 o'clock. He keeps it in his sister's garage.

[Spoken]

Watches every dbz season before goinn to the bar to be prepared for a brawl

Lmfao we have a winner

[Vulgar]

makes B.J. Penn look like the W.B. frog

[Vulgar]

lookin like he disc jockeys for the gay community in Tibet

[Spoken]

Reachin' man....

[Vulgar]

uses hair gel for lip gloss, claims it helps him become a versatile hip hop artist

[Spoken]

^^^ seriously that one wasn't intriguing.... Maybe you should getting diss tips from Allen Knight LOL

[Vulgar]

he thought Raekwon was a molecule

[Vulgar]

his alarm clock is a Yin & Yang version of GO DJ by lil Wayne

[Vulgar]

His ancestors helped to raise the first stable lineage of albino dragons.

[Sharp]

Gone @ raekwon

[Vulgar]

Why's his hairline doing the stegosaurus?

[Vulgar]

To measure his pulse, you'd have to dip two chopsticks into a bowl of mongoose blood.

[Vulgar]

lookin like his favorite recipe is chloroform

[Vulgar]

Naruto's stepbrother Nobuchikan

[Vulgar]

He doesn't burn bridges, he licks them

[Vulgar]

He starts every sentence with "Listen bro."

[Vulgar]

Here's to hoping he finds Waldo...in a vat of Cambodian acid.

[Sharp]

Chow Yun Flab

[Vulgar]

Genghis Grub 2: Return of Mohawk Mouse

[Vulgar]

His father was a Sith lord. He's a Szechuan thief lord.

[Sharp]

primary language spoken in his household is comic sans

[Spoken]

Lmfao^^^ yeah buddy

[Dope girl]

Monkey google eyes

[Objective]

Dude's so ugly even his hair is trying to get away from him.

This bitch is holding his finger up trying to silence crowd that's doing their best to deafen the sound of his hideous voice over the speakers. And if the speakers was alive they'd kill themselves.

That's not a microphone, it's his attempt to make a megaphone out of pieces of plastic he found in his parents basement.

[Allen Knight]

he thought Raekwon was a molecule

Haa

[Allen Knight]

Collects Knunchucks hoping he stumbles across the ninja turtles one day n michaelanglo can show him a thing or two

[YDK]

dudes parents are really upset about the chinese "one child" law

[Objective]

The english football association has tried to contact him multiple times because they want to use his forehead as a football field.