The People v. Franklin Ronald Savage the III

[Judge Chester Charlesworth]

COURT IS IN SESSION.

WOULD THE PEOPLE AND RAWNOLD PLEASE GIVE THEIR OPENING STATEMENTS..

[Rawn M.D.]

i am still awaiting discovery and evidence of said charges...

motion for continuance..

reschedule in 60 days from 1 week from now.

[Ghost1]

Id like my translator to review that statement please

[Judge Chester Charlesworth]

YOUR DEFENSE HAS RECEIVED THE PAPERWORK.

THIS IS NOT YOUR COURTROOM AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE DEMANDS.

PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEAT NEXT TO YOUR ATTORNEY, SPLITTY OCTAVIUS, THE TRAITOR TO THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY

[Bailiff Bill]

COURT IS IN SESSION.

WOULD THE PEOPLE AND RAWNOLD PLEASE GIVE THEIR OPENING STATEMENTS..

ALL RISE, for the honorable Judge Chester Charlesworth niggas

[Rawn M.D.]

::stays sitting::

[Bailiff Bill]

Yall niggas may be seated


Court is now in session

[Bailiff Bill]

::stays sitting::

Thats alright nigga. Wouldnt want your knock off penny loafers to squeek and you get a noise violation

[Splitty Octavius]

IDK WHAT THIS PAPERWORK SHIT MEANS

FILING FOR FACIAL PROFILING

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

People of Netcees,

We are here today to stop a true madman, a cancer to our society. During the trial your eyes will be open to his fagg0try and blatant disregard for the high law of the court. You will see firm evidence that the defendant is a compulsive liar, an academic fraud, and a hideous sore spot on the eyes of all members. You will learn to hate him as we do, and you will want to burn him and his regime to the ground. You WILL find him guilty on all charges.

The Defense may give their statement.

[Rawn M.D.]

with that said I am firing my public defender..and a claiming pro se defense

with a montion of continuance untill sufficent evidence and discovery is presented.

[Cashius]

Anyone have a pocket sized Bible to swear Rawn in?

[Cashius]

Compliment?

[~RustyGunZ~]

lool@ rawn acting like this is the court he went to in his helicopter fantasies and trying to prove to everyone he's cool and knows how real courts work, all while failing to actually be at all accurate

[Bailiff Bill]

with that said I am firing my public defender..


With that said you goina shut your fuckin mouth and take these charges little nigga

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

The People are okay with Franklin being his own defense due to no boarder wanting to defend him.

With that said, we would like to call our first witness, Sir Bagsworth Bentley.

[Ghost1]

AS THE PEOPLE OF NC WE ARE ASHAMED TO BOARD HERE AND REFUSE TO BE VIOLATED OUR INTERNETRIOTICAL RIGHT TK TRUTH & FREEDOM FROM NEGALULZ. RAWNS FACE IS MASSIVE. IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT WAD OF PIZZA DOUGH WAS SCULPTED WITH A HAMMER. HIS HANDS MAKE TOOTHPICKS LOOK LIKE POOL CUES. IF HE WERE TO DO A HAND STAND HIS HANDS WOULD SHATTER BASED SOLELY ON THE IMMENSE WEIGHT OF HIS LUMPY UNDEVELOPED CRANIAL STRUCTURE. SUDDENLY HE WENT FROM DIPPING ONION BLOSSOMS IN FRY VATS TO BLOSSOMING INTO A FULL BLOWN PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WITH A MEDICAL DEGREE IN BONERMOUTHING. CLAIMS TO HAVE ACADEMICAL THINGS OF SUM NATURE TO ATTEND TO BUT SPENDS NIGHT AND DAY BRAGGING ABOUT BEING ON PROBATION IN FAGGITVILLE FL. HAS FISTED VIRGIN WOMEN ONLY TO HEAR IN RESPONSE .....HOW MANY FINGERS IS THAT? IF ARCHEOLOGISTS FOUND THE BONES OF JAMES RAWND DO U HAVE ANY IDEA OR SYMPATHY FOR THE UTTER CONFUSION THAT WOULD OCCUR? HE HAD DOLPHIN FINS FOR HANDS AND A ROTWEILERS HEAD ...... THE NOTE LEFT BY HIS WITHERED CORPSE WOULD EXPLAIN ALL IS WELL....JUST TAKE THE CHOPPER TO HIS COMMUNITY CAPTIVITY HOLDING FACILITY IN BOCA ..... IT HAS BUTTERFLY WINGS SO AS NOT TO SET OFF THE NOISE SENSORS AND CAN TRAVEL THRU REALITY SO AS TO COINCIDE WITH RAWNS POINT OF VIEW. THE ARCHEOLOGISTS IMMEDIATELY PISS ON RAWNS DISFIGURED WORTHLESS BODY AND SPIT ON HIS OUTBACK STEAK HOUSE UNIFORM. IS THIS WHAT WE WANT FOR OUR COMMUNITY!??!!?

I THINK NOT JUDGE

I THINK NOT.

[SiK]

WITH A MEDICAL DEGREE IN BONERMOUTHING.


im fucking dying over here....lmfao!

[Rawn M.D.]

actually, obection witness is testifyig
objection presenting facts not in evidence
objection hear say

permission to cross?

[Ghost1]

OBJECTION

RAWNOLD MCMONSTER HEAD HAS LOST ALL TRACK OF REALITY AND BELIEVES HES ACTUALLY IN A COURTROOM CURRENTLY

PROSECTUTION MOVES TO HAVE THE COURTS ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT A FUCKING LAME FAGGIT DEFENSE IS.

[Inno]

Jesus christ @ada garfunkle

Fucking a man

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

We have no further questions for this witness, faggitface may have the floor.

[Rawn M.D.]

bags, have u ever heard of or taking part in the medical procedure thaat u know of as 'bonormouthing'

[Ghost1]

Bailiff....please end the unroflz.

[Inno]

This is epicc

[Rawn M.D.]

premission to treat the witness as hostyle?

[Ghost1]

Bailiff.....PLEASE RESTRAIN RAWN FROM TRYING TO BE A PART OF THE JOKE.......REPEATEDLY

ITS EMBARASSING

[Rawn M.D.]

yes or no bags, do u go to chldrens playgrounds anxiously watching an analyzing the toddlers picking ur favorites and whose behavior is most suitable to ur needs? yes or no!

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

Since the witness refuses to answer to such a huge homosexual, we would like to call our next witness.
Vulgar

It appears Rawn is currently suspended from his membership at the CoHpe Club, could you share with the court the reasons for this?

[Bailiff Bill]

premission to treat the witness as hostyle?

Try it if you want little nigga. Ill have the entire courtroom performing bonermouthing procedures on your mcdome peice nigga

[Rawn M.D.]

plz instruct the witness to answer the aforementioned question

[Wise Wiggles]

plz instruct the witness to answer the aforementioned question

plz insert hands into pencil sharpener

[~RustyGunZ~]

rawn how can one person be so embarrassingly unfunny?

you are without question the worst boarder I have ever seen

[Ghost1]

Plz.instruct mcfaggit the endless failposting is only cementing the prosecutions case

Ill be watchin batman....ole fetushanded try hard desperate for acceptance lame. Ur head looks like a 37 sided die. Sum1 tag me when the verdict has been reached....or if rawn posts anything that doesnt make u want to cringe.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Anyone have a pocket sized Bible to swear Rawn in?



ohhshitlmaoomgi'mintearsoverhere

this shit is golden. Rawn you my nigga *high fives*

I did all that shit telekenetically so no holding in contempt here

the judge has on pink underwear with dickholes in em as well

[Bailiff Bill]

Judge the defendant would like to present this ridiculous peice of evidence to the courts nigga



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[Ghost1]

Oh lawwd

[Splitty Octavius]

Champed: The Whisper Classic 2013

[Chyeahhh!!!]

oh dayum this shit is funny. If court goes in recess I bet bleak and mimic will have a kickball match in the judges chambers

[Bailiff Bill]

Judge, this nigga Rawn would like to present another wack ass peice of evidence nigga


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[Chyeahhh!!!]

Fucking cremated ashes blowing in the wind at that pic

[Vulgar]

Since the witness refuses to answer to such a huge homosexual, we would like to call our next witness.
Vulgar

It appears Rawn is currently suspended from his membership at the CoHpe Club, could you share with the court the reasons for this?

Your honor,

Rawn has seldom exhibited symptoms of being a sore loser, so no, I object to your statement that he was suspended from CoHpe. Far from it. Rawn is a member and will remain so for the duration of his life as a caped crusader in the streets of Everycity ever. I will not bring upon this courtroom any significant ammo against Rawn because he is a cool guy, although he may undoubtedly be guilty of over seven counts of unroflz and inappropriate behavior while running from an armed helicopter.

The witness has evacuated the stands.

[Bailiff Bill]

Your honor,

Rawn has seldom exhibited symptoms of being a sore loser, so no, I object to your statement that he was suspended from CoHpe. Far from it. Rawn is a member and will remain so for the duration of his life as a caped crusader in the streets of Everycity ever. I will not bring upon this courtroom any significant ammo against Rawn because he is a cool guy, although he may undoubtedly be guilty of over seven counts of unroflz and inappropriate behavior while running from an armed helicopter.

The witness has evacuated the stands.



Get yo anorexic Kumar lookin ass up out the judges courtroom defending that giagantous Macmellon headed nigga

[WILLIAMSBURG, W.]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUBMISSION SIR CHARLESWORTH. TO RESPOND. FOR THE CHARGES OF DEFORMITY WE MOVE ON CONSTITUTIONAL GROUNDS. WHERE IN THIS MOST UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION DOES IT STATE THAT MEN SHALL BE JUDGED BASED ON THE SHAPE OF THE HEAD OR THE SIZE OF THEIR FISTS? IF WE CHARGE ON THIS ACCOUNT AGAINST RAWN, J WE BECOME NO DIFFERENT FROM THE NAZIS WHO TRIED TO CREATE A HOMOGENEOUS RACE. NO! LET US EMBRACE DIVERSITY IN ALL ITS MISSHAPEN FORMS. TO CONTINUE. FOR THE CHARGE OF PERJURY WE CONTEND THAT RAWN, J DOES NOT IN FACT TELL LIES BUT RATHER THEY ARE MERELY DELUSIONS. TO PRESENT EVIDENCE WE TURN TO A MOST LEARNED MEMBER OF PSYCHIATRY ONE DR. VERITAS. MAY THE FOLLOWING BE READ INTO THE RECORD.

“Rawns fraudulent behavior is easily explained:
Of which the narrator will see it ascertained
with hopes to leave your brain entertained……
So without further ado, I give to you::::::::::::


RAWN’s childhood imagination land

Act I

When Rawn was five and started school the children were very mean.
They used to say he lived in a garbage can, and his head was the biggest they’d ever seen.

Added to that, was the fact, he had baby arms and a perfectly square cranium,
One wouldn’t have to be a genius to discern how these kid’s words were paining him.

He tried to tell his father that school sucked, but daddy wasn’t around to be found,
He cried to his mommy, but mommy’s new boyfriend growled then slapped him down

Alone and afraid, the bedroom became Rawn’s sacred cave
The place where he would learn to be strong, smart, and brave

Whimpered as he closed his tear dimmed eyes,
Then he wished so hard that he created a world built out of lies.

See back then it wasn’t lies, it was fun.
The enterprise of his young mind only just begun

He removed his broken heart and hid it in a cocoon,
Then watched it heal as the butterflies flittered in full bloom

Then he built a magical city, it was an architectural paragon
And the best part was its magical inhabitants all loved little Rawn!!

They never laughed at him, or his T-Rex appendages!
They never asked what it was like for his head to have hats as a nemesis???

In this land his dad was there! And you know little Rawn made daddy proud!!
And mommy gave him all the attention he wanted without ever having to be loud!!

---Hugs and kisses---


Act II

But as Rawn grew, Imagination Land changed, and morphed into subterfuge
As imagination de-evolved into the exaggeration of ego’s subtle ruse

Rawn’s mind now weaves an elaborate tale of grandeur like a sktizo
Like how he sold Chuck Norris the first Nokia cell phone….cuz he’s the shit bro!
(Rawn >Chuck)

Or how he was a corporate player in his early twenties, and it’s a fact
That at the same time he was a criminal mastermind, and corporate was just an act

How he flew a private jet and unified physics with a simple mental polish
Rawn is smarter than you after only a couple nights at junior college

Just ask him, trust me, he propels it
Rawns a rockstar: buys it, snorts it, sells it.

He is the smartest, he goes the hardest, so every story you tell?
He topped that.
And every awesome thing you want? You already know…
He copped that

Meanwhile the last surviving citizens of imagination land all try to whisper “stop that”
But Rawn got dem jiggers and triggers so you know he gon pop that

Rawn the Gawd, you don’t want drama, u besta know he’ll let them tec’s spew
While refusing to see he looks like Joe’Pesci’s hermaphrodite ass nephew

And that only a blooming onion gon save him when there’s rent due
He is He-man, Bat man, and the whole A-team mixed in with Sun Tzu

On the beats? he a beast, out of sight, so bet he gon out eat the Klump crew
On the streets? he neva lost a fight, its elementary like he’s your favorite gumshoe.

So u know: Every bitch in the world of which he is keen  he’s humped too
(How could your dad leave and your mom not love you?)

Cuz shit, your IQ is like four digits: 4 thousand 8 hundred and seventy three
Rawn telling everyone he was locked up, and this testifies he’s an O.G.

But shit you already know that:

Rawn is a stone cold killer, a ladies man, and investor,
A tombstone dealer, admit you’re his biggest fan, he’s an inventor

He climbed Mount Everest and cured his house cat of dick cancer
He plays b-ball in hockey skates, got the fade, the handle, plus he’s a sick passer

Rawn is running for governor of his state, bet that he is a shoe-in
His soul is that coal where pressure and diamonds grew in

Rawn is not human. Rawn is a psychologist, a bank robber, an athlete
A porn star, a rabbi, he time travelled and beat Jessie Owens at a track meet

Rawn created Marvel Comics, He can breathe underwater
He is a real life G.I. Joe, he is a real life GodFather

A made man with a spray tan, a hacker, he is Neo in this matrix
His story will suck like the chicks, when he trots past their bases

Rawn thinks we are all beneath him, and of course he would actually:
Because that motherfucker Rawn literally defies gravity

----From reality, with Love buddy---

ACTIII

His imagination land fam is all withered and now dies exposed:
Because the imagination that once fed them, now replaced with lies composed

The moral of the story is now easily reaching Captain Obvious proportions
Rawn: don’t blame Imagination Land for your ego’s pathetic distortions

But good luck with that, oblivious to this ether that leaves u in a mortuary
The real moral is egotistic bluffers are only real in a land that’s imaginary”
- DR. VERITAS OF THE PSYCHOLOGICAL SCIENCE.

CLEARLY WE CAN WITNESS AND ATTEST TO THE FACT THAT THESE SO CALLED LIES ARE DELUSIONS. IN WHAT WORLD DO WE LIVE WHERE WE PUNISH A CREATURE THAT NEEDS HELP? MAY THE JUDGE SHOW LENIENCY FOR OUR DISTURBED CLIENT AND MAY GOD ALMIGHTY HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.

[Vulgar]

Finally, a voice of reason.

[Split]

evaporated

[Meth]

Cremated.

[Brian Bryan]

wowzer

[Ghost1]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUBMISSION SIR CHARLESWORTH. TO RESPOND. FOR THE CHARGES OF DEFORMITY WE MOVE ON CONSTITUTIONAL GROUNDS. WHERE IN THIS MOST UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION DOES IT STATE THAT MEN SHALL BE JUDGED BASED ON THE SHAPE OF THE HEAD OR THE SIZE OF THEIR FISTS? IF WE CHARGE ON THIS ACCOUNT AGAINST RAWN, J WE BECOME NO DIFFERENT FROM THE NAZIS WHO TRIED TO CREATE A HOMOGENEOUS RACE. NO! LET US EMBRACE DIVERSITY IN ALL ITS MISSHAPEN FORMS. TO CONTINUE. FOR THE CHARGE OF PERJURY WE CONTEND THAT RAWN, J DOES NOT IN FACT TELL LIES BUT RATHER THEY ARE MERELY DELUSIONS. TO PRESENT EVIDENCE WE TURN TO A MOST LEARNED MEMBER OF PSYCHIATRY ONE DR. VERITAS. MAY THE FOLLOWING BE READ INTO THE RECORD.

“Rawns fraudulent behavior is easily explained:
Of which the narrator will see it ascertained
with hopes to leave your brain entertained……
So without further ado, I give to you::::::::::::


RAWN’s childhood imagination land

Act I

When Rawn was five and started school the children were very mean.
They used to say he lived in a garbage can, and his head was the biggest they’d ever seen.

Added to that, was the fact, he had baby arms and a perfectly square cranium,
One wouldn’t have to be a genius to discern how these kid’s words were paining him.

He tried to tell his father that school sucked, but daddy wasn’t around to be found,
He cried to his mommy, but mommy’s new boyfriend growled then slapped him down

Alone and afraid, the bedroom became Rawn’s sacred cave
The place where he would learn to be strong, smart, and brave

Whimpered as he closed his tear dimmed eyes,
Then he wished so hard that he created a world built out of lies.

See back then it wasn’t lies, it was fun.
The enterprise of his young mind only just begun

He removed his broken heart and hid it in a cocoon,
Then watched it heal as the butterflies flittered in full bloom

Then he built a magical city, it was an architectural paragon
And the best part was its magical inhabitants all loved little Rawn!!

They never laughed at him, or his T-Rex appendages!
They never asked what it was like for his head to have hats as a nemesis???

In this land his dad was there! And you know little Rawn made daddy proud!!
And mommy gave him all the attention he wanted without ever having to be loud!!

---Hugs and kisses---


Act II

But as Rawn grew, Imagination Land changed, and morphed into subterfuge
As imagination de-evolved into the exaggeration of ego’s subtle ruse

Rawn’s mind now weaves an elaborate tale of grandeur like a sktizo
Like how he sold Chuck Norris the first Nokia cell phone….cuz he’s the shit bro!
(Rawn >Chuck)

Or how he was a corporate player in his early twenties, and it’s a fact
That at the same time he was a criminal mastermind, and corporate was just an act

How he flew a private jet and unified physics with a simple mental polish
Rawn is smarter than you after only a couple nights at junior college

Just ask him, trust me, he propels it
Rawns a rockstar: buys it, snorts it, sells it.

He is the smartest, he goes the hardest, so every story you tell?
He topped that.
And every awesome thing you want? You already know…
He copped that

Meanwhile the last surviving citizens of imagination land all try to whisper “stop that”
But Rawn got dem jiggers and triggers so you know he gon pop that

Rawn the Gawd, you don’t want drama, u besta know he’ll let them tec’s spew
While refusing to see he looks like Joe’Pesci’s hermaphrodite ass nephew

And that only a blooming onion gon save him when there’s rent due
He is He-man, Bat man, and the whole A-team mixed in with Sun Tzu

On the beats? he a beast, out of sight, so bet he gon out eat the Klump crew
On the streets? he neva lost a fight, its elementary like he’s your favorite gumshoe.

So u know: Every bitch in the world of which he is keen  he’s humped too
(How could your dad leave and your mom not love you?)

Cuz shit, your IQ is like four digits: 4 thousand 8 hundred and seventy three
Rawn telling everyone he was locked up, and this testifies he’s an O.G.

But shit you already know that:

Rawn is a stone cold killer, a ladies man, and investor,
A tombstone dealer, admit you’re his biggest fan, he’s an inventor

He climbed Mount Everest and cured his house cat of dick cancer
He plays b-ball in hockey skates, got the fade, the handle, plus he’s a sick passer

Rawn is running for governor of his state, bet that he is a shoe-in
His soul is that coal where pressure and diamonds grew in

Rawn is not human. Rawn is a psychologist, a bank robber, an athlete
A porn star, a rabbi, he time travelled and beat Jessie Owens at a track meet

Rawn created Marvel Comics, He can breathe underwater
He is a real life G.I. Joe, he is a real life GodFather

A made man with a spray tan, a hacker, he is Neo in this matrix
His story will suck like the chicks, when he trots past their bases

Rawn thinks we are all beneath him, and of course he would actually:
Because that motherfucker Rawn literally defies gravity

----From reality, with Love buddy---

ACTIII

His imagination land fam is all withered and now dies exposed:
Because the imagination that once fed them, now replaced with lies composed

The moral of the story is now easily reaching Captain Obvious proportions
Rawn: don’t blame Imagination Land for your ego’s pathetic distortions

But good luck with that, oblivious to this ether that leaves u in a mortuary
The real moral is egotistic bluffers are only real in a land that’s imaginary”
- DR. VERITAS OF THE PSYCHOLOGICAL SCIENCE.

CLEARLY WE CAN WITNESS AND ATTEST TO THE FACT THAT THESE SO CALLED LIES ARE DELUSIONS. IN WHAT WORLD DO WE LIVE WHERE WE PUNISH A CREATURE THAT NEEDS HELP? MAY THE JUDGE SHOW LENIENCY FOR OUR DISTURBED CLIENT AND MAY GOD ALMIGHTY HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.



Loooooooooooooool

[anime_boners]

these accounts are outta control rofl

[oats]

Just read through the Veritas verse lol, read like a nail in the coffin.