ITT: NAME YOUR BOTTOM 3 UNFUNNY BOARDERS AT NC'S

[Lars]

3. Objective
2. GoW
1. Rawnald Scissorshands

keep it one hunnid in this thread btw, no trolls.

[billy 12]

lmao off the top

3. rawnold mcfagg0t
2. dlb
1. god of war

roflzzzzzzzzzz

[Joe Metts]

Gow is funny sometimes.

[Lars]

lmao his spelling is at times

i find myself laughing at him rather than with him though tbh

[Joe Metts]

He told somebody they been watching too much madagascar cause he thinks the zebras can hang with the lions. Thought that was funny.

But word my list is ..

Figurative
Hoard
And that kzr whatever cat that is arguing with gow. Not a rofl gene in his dna. Walter White couldn't determine any chemistry between him and an lol

[Brian Bryan]

3. copy pat
2. wise ways
1. j. metts

[Joe Metts]

And topical cats get an honorable mention as a crew. Besides baron and split.

And toni tony tonie or whoever just mentioned me just bumped fig off the list.

[billy 12]

lmao

God of War's spelling and punctuation is utterly atrocious. His posts are a plethora of grammatical error. Upon reading any one of his attempts at forming constituents which miserably ends in a colossal train wreck of syntax, I am spontaneously submerged into the depths of sincere bafflement, sporting a look on my face that mirror's that of a man who's left this dimension to a near future where humans are sacrificed for gold in a dystopian land by ectomorphic mutants. In my despondency, I question the integrity of society and ask myself how many generations of bestiality and inbreeding had his ancestors suffering through to descend to his level of retardation. I have yet to emerge from the absurdity of which I have come.

roflzzz

[Brian Bryan]

lmao

God of War's spelling and punctuation is utterly atrocious. His posts are a plethora of grammatical error. Upon reading anyone of his attempts at forming constituents which miserably ends in a colossal train wreck of syntax, I am spontaneously submerged into the depths of sincere bafflement, sporting a look on my face that mirror's that of a man who's left this dimension to a near future where humans are sacrificed for gold in a dystopian land by ectomorphic mutants. In my despondency, I question the integrity of society and ask myself how many generations of bestiality and inbreeding had his ancestors suffering through to descend to his level of retardation. I have yet to emerge from the absurdity of which I have come.

roflzzz


CARD PULLED HOMIE

[billy 12]

lmao

predictive text is a bitch

roflzzz

[God Of War]

wow there goes lars thinking he is relevant on a forum again.

just to be honest you haven't been funny since rb

the rest of the dudes in this thread isnt worth addressing

wut up tho metts!

[Lars]

wow there goes lars thinking he is relevant on a forum again.

lmao you only relevent in the slightest for keeping alive a dead board full of b-list textcees and assorted internet knuckry with nothing better to do

you have the some of the worst spelling this side of Robranda and your leadership skills are like 0.8 on the board, you adminned Scott Fakers FFS

and you had an imaginary internet girlfriend and post photoshopped pictures of yourself with lip rings and emo looking rain drops in the background

yet i'm the one with a need for relevence on the board


good job, ron

roflzzz

[Brian Bryan]

And topical cats get an honorable mention as a crew. Besides baron and split.

And toni tony tonie or whoever just mentioned me just bumped fig off the list.

hold up, are you the fat Mets brother... or the fatter one?

i can never tell

[Objective]

Word Lars. I'm too serious for my own good. When I break out of my shell it comes out as lame and out of place. Apologize for any unfunny posting in the future including this post. Pz.

[Joe Metts]

Love these cowards that hop on an alias and get the balls to talk shit.

[Sharp]

Lmao objectives cool but his roast posts defined antihumor

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Lars vs GOW banishment match

http://ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/boxing_donking_470x3221.jpg

[SiK]

V/GOW


Lars just comes here to talk shit....lame

[Witty]

Witty
Witty
Witty

[...the Nagger]

I'm 1-0 against Lars

my pic with his wack rat hat was the quaoteable

[Nigma]

Witty
Witty
Witty
Nigma

Fixed. Me don't know what is to board. #NoTroll

[~RustyGunZ~]

rawn, hoard and bleak

[Spoken]

Dlb
Alias'
Alias'

[God Of War]

lmao you only relevent in the slightest for keeping alive a dead board full of b-list textcees and assorted internet knuckry with nothing better to do

you have the some of the worst spelling this side of Robranda and your leadership skills are like 0.8 on the board, you adminned Scott Fakers FFS

and you had an imaginary internet girlfriend and post photoshopped pictures of yourself with lip rings and emo looking rain drops in the background

yet i'm the one with a need for relevence on the board


good job, ron

roflzzz

again wrong on all accounts, i will forever be more respected in text then you. i never posted a pic of me anywhere on any site. i am here maybe a week every few months while you come on here bragging about fake bar fight rrecords and etc to try to impress a bunch of people on a forum. i mean lets be real lars. on the net here your living off a fucking image of the past that people think they remember you being dope, then you get a few cats like seyance to say "yeah he was dope" and you live off that for a few years while doing nothing, outside of the net you work at a dead end ass job where you make medium money that wont ever allow you to do anything much less become somebody.

you try to troll on a forum where no one really wishes you was there they only let you around because your name is a ghost of topical past so your the fuck old washed up dude hanging around highschool parties guy.

congrats on the achievements.

[Dope girl]

i can't think of any.... don't have to be funny or serious everyday.

[GKillaZ]

i can't think of any.... don't have to be funny or serious everyday.

thats what`s up! .. for real dude is serious? who is the least funny.
art comes in all forums, if you think just Comical, when then I guess thats just who you are.

I`m here for one reason, bars and rhymes. this is what I enjoy.
good laugh is always good, but I love a solid bar with lots of multi`s over a funny bar, with very few rhymes.

but it is what it is, I def. would like to see Lars vs GOW tho. thumbs up too that!, he will prob out write you, then out `funny` you too.

[Dope girl]

I mean some ppl feelings Sensitive, can't take a joke. just words.

[Lars]

again wrong on all accounts, i will forever be more respected in text then you. i never posted a pic of me anywhere on any site. i am here maybe a week every few months while you come on here bragging about fake bar fight rrecords and etc to try to impress a bunch of people on a forum. i mean lets be real lars. on the net here your living off a fucking image of the past that people think they remember you being dope, then you get a few cats like seyance to say "yeah he was dope" and you live off that for a few years while doing nothing, outside of the net you work at a dead end ass job where you make medium money that wont ever allow you to do anything much less become somebody.

you try to troll on a forum where no one really wishes you was there they only let you around because your name is a ghost of topical past so your the fuck old washed up dude hanging around highschool parties guy.

congrats on the achievements.



lmao your comeback is that you’re more respected at text? like that means anything to anyone outside of this knock-off of Lama’s baby you touch-type deficient keyboards worst nightmare

ROFLZZZ

i was a teenager when I used to play fairytale stories for the interwebz, fuck would I look like being a grown man and still doing that!? lmao (no offence, la coka nostra)

thirdly, I got stacks that’s BEEN posted, plus I handle keys and members of the old board saw me handling them too haha! COME AT ME BRUH:


https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/942215_10201231881902944_1206765973_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/970818_10201227350949673_234389222_n.jpg

aint no one letting me post here, El-Arz been an NCG with nik-A, Hush, Metts and N30 since before Netcees even existed you dyslexic typing imaginary girlfriend you made Moderator on FlowGods emo motherfucker

ROFLZZZ

[Flow]

Lol.... Lars simmer son

[Lars]

lmao admittedly this is from a while ago, but i've had it screen shot for a while since he generally pops off at me every three months or so like i'm not the realest cat you'll ever come across

for a time he was looking to sponsor my league and i wasnt gonna jepordize that over some bullshit on a forum i dont even partake in

http://qikr.co/68erb

guess the ghost of textmas past came back to haunt you, huh motherfucker?

how you like me now.

[KZVR]

Wow @ that screenshot

Makes a lot of sense why he was so sure of winning battles

[Spoken]

screen shot is real!

[Ghost1]

LOOOL. This warm weather has been a good look for text.

[Inno]

Wow @screen shot

[Chyeahhh!!!]

this nigga lars b! this nigga act like he's the only one handling keys out this bitch b. fluck outta here b

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/18878894/2/stock-photo-18878894-old-keys-on-key-ring.jpg

[Lars]

I mean some ppl feelings Sensitive, can't take a joke. just words.

Robreezy <3 Lars long time

[Hush]

Why you edit out the time/date?

[Lars]

so people couldn't work out who he was against that week he sent it

it was taken during one of his NBL runs, i didnt vote on the match but i saved it for future use because he gets menstrual with me every so often so i was saving it in waiting

whoever he was against could then want their record changed and a win added or another contendership/championship and shit would then be a headache for the mods adjusting ranks and dealing with the bitching

i'm a dick but i have the sites best interests at heart

[Lars]

God Of War ?

[Hush]

so people couldn't work out who he was against that week he sent it

it was taken during one of his NBL runs, i didnt vote on the match but i saved it for future use because he gets menstrual with me every so often so i was saving it in waiting

whoever he was against could then want their record changed and a win added or another contendership/championship and shit would then be a headache for the mods adjusting ranks and dealing with the bitching

i'm a dick but i have the sites best interests at heart

Lmaooo not buying this

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Lmaooo not buying this

you'd need a cosigner anyways

[ill nik-A]

Ouch!

Lars grown folk writer here forever

[Hush]

Alpo showing veritas level dedi***hin at securing my attention

[Chyeahhh!!!]

nigga you couldn't secure a loan let alone my attention lol

[Hush]

Good one. Got any more knee slappers?

[Chyeahhh!!!]

sure!

saw you were wanting your netcee accomps erased. Congrats on your netcee accomps matching your real life accomps

[ill nik-A]

C'mon Chyeah

[...the Nagger]

the word is ki

what type of nerd, talkin bout he pushed keys?

ki is short for kilometer Lars. you call it 'ki' for short.

The fact that its a measurement is why I know for sure you're lying.

Nobody dealing with that type of measurement/weight of drugs would continuously type "key" instead of "ki".

They also would know what "ki" means and would make sure to type it out that way to at least seem believable.

also, did you... really post a pic of like ten 100s? you really that corny?

[IamBenT]

I always thought Kis meant Kilos ie Kilograms? maybe im wrong though.

[VividEnds]

km is short for kilometer retard

[~RustyGunZ~]

lmaaaao the munster

[Ghost1]

LOL@kilometer ahhahaa.

Them r sum loooong lines.

[ill nik-A]

Long lines are grrreat

[...the Nagger]

my bad auto correct

I was on the phone

troll me or not, fact still remains he's obv lyin

[VividEnds]

true

like $1000 is a lot of money

also real dudes don't have to worry about how to spell ki because real dudes aren't writing it down, feel me?

[...the Nagger]

na, not feelin you

I know ppl who have never been to school who type out ki

ppl who deal with it.

If you deal with something everyday, you aren't ignorant about it

[Chyeahhh!!!]

the word is ki

what type of nerd, talkin bout he pushed keys?

ki is short for kilometer Lars. you call it 'ki' for short.

The fact that its a measurement is why I know for sure you're lying.

Nobody dealing with that type of measurement/weight of drugs would continuously type "key" instead of "ki".

They also would know what "ki" means and would make sure to type it out that way to at least seem believable.

also, did you... really post a pic of like ten 100s? you really that corny?

finding forrester FTW

[VividEnds]

na, not feelin you

I know ppl who have never been to school who type out ki

ppl who deal with it.

If you deal with something everyday, you aren't ignorant about it

if I was pushing weight, I don't think I would be writing about it on the Internet or in any form of written record

Then again I don't do coke, sell it, or think I could stay outta jail if I did

[IamBenT]

I agree Mr. Vivid. If I was pushing weight, NOBODY would know. thas real hustla shit

[Ghost1]

How u guys gonna claim real hustle rules....when ur nit really hustlin...lol gtfo

[Chyeahhh!!!]

and it's agent .007 for the interception

[Ghost1]

Listen chyin. Im a cootdayum kingpin in the rugged skreets of PA. Do not make my day unpleasant.

[~RustyGunZ~]

dead@ .007

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Listen chyin. Im a cootdayum kingpin in the rugged skreets of PA. Do not make my day unpleasant.

take a chuck chill out pill man. My mistake.

[Inno]

First off...any one dealing real weight does not brag on the fucking internet about it.

Secondly who uses terms like keys

Or ki(wtf?)


Packs
Birds
Bundles
Bricks

Werd.

[ill nik-A]

I got bricks

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I got bricks

not to be confused with your Swag n Flow attempts

feeling a type of way, set it

[The Bully]

You're from PA? Bags
Lars is probably just pushin a couple G bags to his loser friends.
Dumb & dumber though with Eddie tryin to chime in haha kilometers...
You know why people don't write kis? Cuz that sounds like kiss not keys.
We've all watched Blow too buddy

[Witty]

I will cut everyone's throat.

Just saying.

[ill nik-A]

not to be confused with your Swag n Flow attempts

feeling a type of way, set it

Umm I beat u

And I don't really like doing snf

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I had lotta fun with that verse that morning, shit was mostly keyed and I was just in a goofy mood lol. But if we're talking about going in, I'm way better than that. We can make it a pinkslip for a day and just do it for the hell of it fam

EDIT:

how about a floating pinkslip. Whoever wins gets to pick some random day whenever they want that the loser doesn't post for a month straight, same day of the week for a whole month or some goofy shit like that

[ill nik-A]

Man offer that to someone who enjoys snf.. I find it a drag

I like pic battling... Those I truly enjoy

Even regular battles have become ehhhh to me

[Ghost1]

You're from PA? Bags
Lars is probably just pushin a couple G bags to his loser friends.
Dumb & dumber though with Eddie tryin to chime in haha kilometers...
You know why people don't write kis? Cuz that sounds like kiss not keys.
We've all watched Blow too buddy

I grew up in upstate ny, but i stay in harrisburg right now

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Man offer that to someone who enjoys snf.. I find it a drag

I like pic battling... Those I truly enjoy

Even regular battles have become ehhhh to me

aight, I'mma get my haircut and get at you playboi

[SiK]

aight, I'mma get my haircut and get at you playboi

killed me

[...the Nagger]

First off...any one dealing real weight does not brag on the fucking internet about it.

Secondly who uses terms like keys

Or ki(wtf?)


Packs
Birds
Bundles
Bricks

Werd.



the only word you listed that means the same as ki is brick

do you need the definition for each word?

and when I say type it out I'm not talkin bout the net. of course I don't know any drug dealers who are on netcees talking about it, duh.

that's painfully obv as well, just didn't think i even needed to mention that tho, did I?

[...the Nagger]

the most I'll say lars is doing is buying and selling for the same exact price

[Evilgenius]

Fucking owned, rofls.