ITT: FOOLS ASSEMBLE YESELVES TOGETHER IN BANDS, SHOW COURAGE, GET THIS WORK. VERITAS WINS.

[veritas]

TODAY IS THE DAY. TODAY IS YOUR DEMISE. COME AT ME FOOLS. PROVE TO ME YOUR FOOLISH WAYS ARE SUPERIOR. STAY ON TOPIC (IF YOU CAN) AND I WILL SHOW YOU THE ERRORS OF YOUR WAYS. TWILL BE A BLOOD BATH.

TITUS 1:11 11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.

[Witty]

Hello.

[veritas]

come at me. if you dare.

tell me your beef with God.

[Destroyer]

yeah, this thread was necessary

[veritas]

Tell me your beef with God.

[Witty]

come at me. if you dare.

tell me your beef with God.

huh?

[King Ra.]

Praise Allah, indeed.

[Joe Metts]

God is equivalent to you having a real life. It is non existent.

[Fig]

I love God

[veritas]

God is equivalent to you having a real life. It is non existent.

Prove he is nonexistent?

[Hush]

You've jumped the shark

[Joe Metts]

Prove he does exist.

[Wise Wiggles]

Veritas is a good guy.

[uh-oh]

ur lucky I'm at work yo

I'm here solo to disagree with everyone when I get off

[Eŋg]

hummingbird, what's the word? are you still your mother's child? have you found yourself a flower? flower-child, you're still wild under a harvest moon. can we eat up all the fruits, of our youth? tell the truth now.

[veritas]

the existence of life proves God. who disagrees?

[Joe Metts]

The existence of you proves otherwise

[veritas]

FOOL! LEAVE THIS THREAD. i HAVE OWNED YOUR SLOTHFUL SOUL. IT SERVES NO PURPOSE. KEEP SILENCE. I SHALT NOT ADRESS YOU WITH THE HIGH SPEECH AS YOU ARE AN ADDICT FOR CHEESEBURGERS.

[El Muffin]

The existence of you proves otherwise

REPS ARE TO BE HAD ON THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION

[Split]

If god gives life, he's an indian giver

[veritas]

If god gives life, he's an indian giver

WHAT A FOOLISH THING TO SAY. HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY TO HAVE EVER GOTTEN A CHANCE TO EXIST. FAIR?

[Allen Knight]

Lmaoo smh

[Joe Metts]

Ronald McDonald has a 100% better chance at answering my prayers then god.

[veritas]

WRONG. NO IS ALSO AN ANSWER.

[Joe Metts]

I realize that. Ignoring millions of people and every once in awhile a person getting lucky and getting exactly what they 'prayed' for also isn't an answer.

[veritas]

WRONG. PEOPLE ASK FOR THE WRONG THING.

THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WE DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT WE NEED AND THIS ASK AMISS.

[Joe Metts]

I don't ask for anything. I don't believe in it.

[El Muffin]

V gon joan of arc that ass

High inquisitioner

[veritas]

I don't ask for anything. I don't believe in it.

LIAR! YOU HAVE ASKED. STOP LYING!

[Witty]

lol if he doesn't answer it means he said no.

what a nice little coincidence.

So when African children pray with their last breath for God to save them, and he does not...it's because they asked for the wrong thing?

Or is it because God works in mysterious ways....such as mass infanticide? That one is cute too.

[King Ra.]

The crickets are loud.

[El Muffin]

lol if he doesn't answer it means he said no.

what a nice little coincidence.

So when African children pray with their last breath for God to save them, and he does not...it's because they asked for the wrong thing?

Or is it because God works in mysterious ways....such as mass infanticide? That one is cute too.

Or genocide that went smoothly

Germanys actions didnt benefit them so that doesnt apply but everyone forgets about turkeys genocidal actions against armenians

[Inno]

God exist and all of u will burn in hell
For your blasphemous rhetoric.


Get ready to stand in, line with the likes
Of Michael Sam, Anderson cooper
And chaz Bono.

God is great.

[El Muffin]

Ur goin to hell samoan moses

[uh-oh]

i'd beat michael in a fist fight

BET MONEY

old ho ass bitch commanding a bunch of pansies from softville

i would fight for the devil in armageddon, ride into battle on a fucking GARGOYLE

ho ass jesus on a white horse looking like a MARK

[El Muffin]

This nigga cray cray

[uh-oh]

what if all that shit was real?

it would be pretty dope tho. mainly because it would be an ancient battle with horses and shit

but what about GUNS

either way i pull for the underdogs always

why would satan want to torture you for eternity? if anything he is a logical well respectable god. he doesnt do ill to his peoples. its god who is the judgemental asshole who dooms us all to hell

satan probably is cool as shit

you can indulge in all the sins like gluttony, just eating BBQ all day, engaging in drugs and booze. partying, fighting etc.

hell is basically valhalla

heaven is lame. ima sit in a cloud and eat ice cream?

pass.

[big baby]

guyz dog backwards is god

so if u bang ur dog backwards u can see god in his butt LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1189880/thumbs/o-JESUS-DOG-BUTT-570.jpg?1

LMAO!!!!!!!!! I GENIUS!! MODS CLOSE FUCKA THREAD NOT FUCKING JOKING!! CLOSE!!! namix

[El Muffin]

Hahahahaha


Oh fuck

Mustachio

You did good

[Badweather]

Sup Veritas?!

[veritas]

Uh oh....be honest on a scale of 1 to 10 how in the quantum do you think the devil wins.


THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED. HE LOSES.

[Joe Metts]

If there is a god. He needs the devil. Classic superhero/villain storyline. Of course god never loses in the story. Without the choice of a negative action then a positive action doesn't exist. You choose god over the devil in the same way a kid chooses batman over joker. Joker is cool but you want to ride with the winner. Those dudes who wrote the bible are the ancient Stan Lee.

[uh-oh]

Uh oh....be honest on a scale of 1 to 10 how in the quantum do you think the devil wins.


THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED. HE LOSES.

if there is your god, and your devil for realio, like if thats all actually true

the devil wins simply by existing

couldnt god destroy him?

[Joe Metts]

if there is your god, and your devil for realio, like if thats all actually true

the devil wins simply by existing

couldnt god destroy him?


Exactly. God needs the Devil to even exist. His being has no meaning with the ill shit in life the devil represents.

[veritas]

if there is your god, and your devil for realio, like if thats all actually true

the devil wins simply by existing

couldnt god destroy him?



How does the devil win simply by existing? If winning means proving Gods glory right?

[namix]

I love how people @me and ask me to close fucking threads like i listen to them

fuck you and your petty requests

[uh-oh]

How does the devil win simply by existing? If winning means proving Gods glory right?

the god and the devil compete for our souls right? they are competitors rvals and EQUALS.if god was greater there would be no devil. so the devil wins

[Diode]

the god and the devil compete for our souls right? they are competitors rvals and EQUALS.if god was greater there would be no devil. so the devil wins

unrelated, check pr to see if login and double posts are fixed for you pls

//hijack

[veritas]

the god and the devil compete for our souls right? they are competitors rvals and EQUALS.if god was greater there would be no devil. so the devil wins

Did God and the devil ever fight in the past?

[uh-oh]

Did God and the devil ever fight in the past?

yes i think

enlighten me tho

all my brain is picturing is the archangel michael dragging satan to HELL or banishing him or whatever

[Diode]

god fought lucifer in paradise lost, which is a fictional poem by John Milton (17th Century).. (but then, so is the bible)

it is one of my favorite classic epic poems.

http://www.paradiselost.org/

[namix]

If god gives life, he's an indian giver

lol

[veritas]

The devil at that time the angel Lucifer gathered 1/3 of all the angels and led an assault on Heaven. God, of course, whooped him and all his posse.

do you, fools, think that if all lucifer and his fallen angels do is gather up some human military equipment that they stand a better chance this time?


Jesus is coming and he will tread the winepress. The blood will flow up to the horse's bridle for miles.

decieve not yourselves. Fall on the rock, before it falls on you.

[Witty]

I wanna fuck Jesus in the ass....u fink u could put in a good word for me?

[El Muffin]

John milton was blind at the time

Two aides sat bedside n jotted down his psychosis

Result: paradise lost

I always thought that was cool no visual stimuli n such yet so vivid

[uh-oh]

The devil at that time the angel Lucifer gathered 1/3 of all the angels and led an assault on Heaven. God, of course, whooped him and all his posse.

do you, fools, think that if all lucifer and his fallen angels do is gather up some human military equipment that they stand a better chance this time?


Jesus is coming and he will tread the winepress. The blood will flow up to the horse's bridle for miles.

decieve not yourselves. Fall on the rock, before it falls on you.

is lucifer satan tho? who is the devil in the old testament?