ROAST COMPETITI9N..IF U THINK U ARE THE ROASTMASTER GODBODY THEN PLEAZE....STEP ITT

[Ghost1]

We used to hqve roast competitions an at the end pick the funniest roaster

We havent done it in a while....an we have sum strong roasters here currently so....i figure why now see who the roast master general truly is?

For rd 1

I bring to you


Chyyyyyinnnnnn

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fUGtFK12E-4/hqdefault.jpg



Release the hounds.

[El Muffin]

"We have a floater" bloated fatal snorkeling accident ass nigga

"I can see my nose at all times without usin peripheral vision ass nigga

Klaus baudelaire with adamantium tipped body hair

Nigs head made a cameo in armageddon as bruce willis' final resting place

Chernobyl critical meltdown nose ass nigga

[Batty]

Looking like a rapper who does your taxes. Pimp CPA

Lookin like a ninja turtle that pays his child support before its due.

This nigga makes margaritas out of hot dog water.



Wait, is that a They Live poster?

My bad, this dude cool.

[Ghost1]

Hile chyinler!!

[El Muffin]

Chemtrail chinstrap lookin ass nigga

[Batty]

Lookin like D-Lo Brown went to Comic Con as Theodore Chipmunk.

Fall Out shelter in grandmomma's second basement. Brokenigga Command Center, knowing is half the battle.

In grade school, he was voted most likely to scuba dive in Sunny D with chicken nugget floaties.

[Split]

When's this close

[Ghost1]

When's this close

Whenever i feel like its dying......

[El Muffin]

Nostrils Flair like Patrick Ewings rookie card

[Batty]

1000 Island Salad Dressing complexion ass

[Split]

keep it open til at least midnight

[veritas]

this wiggas line looking like madonna's cooch flaps circa 1987 and shit.

[anime_boners]

This nigga got a interior design show on HGTV called "Bunker's, Basements, n' Caves"

[anime_boners]

This nigga was born Lyrs-black and faded cuz he aint got sun since 05

[El Muffin]

Occupies grandmothers basement because upper floors reek of an odd combination of deet n precleaned chitlins

[anime_boners]

He got a garbage can in the back of the basement full jerk off rags.. trynna blame the stink on "chemtrails"

[anime_boners]

HOW YOU GONNA TRY AND CONFRONT SPLIT 8 AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIS FAT BLACK GRANDPA, NIGGA?

[anime_boners]

mfw I discovered the illuminati is real

[veritas]

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/74139/74139,1172161045,2/stock-photo-hand-with-hang-ten-sign-isolated-on-solid-white-2737540.jpg

This nigga's nose looking like the hang loose shaka surfer hand signal and shit ole where's waldo faced ass negro edition of proffesor peobody ass nigga on a halfshell crustacean claw fade. shit.

[Diode]

bags trying to get 1500 view thread on the sly.

[StarFaggot]

Thread has way more potential than any I've posted recently.

[StarFaggot]

Ol Cleveland Show Jr lookin ass
Pardon The Interruption's Mike Wilbon lookin ass
Reggie White step son lookin ass
Ol Michael Bivins from Bel Biv Devoe lookin ass
Oh look it's gospel singer Fred Hammonds

[El Muffin]

Sauteed spam face ass nigga

[StarFaggot]

Who put aero nursery joked

[El Muffin]

Lmfao


Thats gotta be either bags or v yo lol

[Batty]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fUGtFK12E-4/hqdefault.jpg



Old Mike Singletary lookin ass nigga.

This motherfucker looks like Sebastian from the Little Mermaid won 3rd place in a Pimp C lookalike contest.

Smelling his fingers to see if they still smell like Bag's sister.

Lookin like Cedric The Entertainer's half brother got an online degree and shit.

Blood shirt/ crip chin

Lookin like he names his nut rags after ships from Star Trek.

Lookin like a junior college Battletoad.

[El Muffin]

Lol thought u were slippin at first batty.

Pimp c n junior college battletoad redeemed

[anime_boners]

This motherfucker looks like Sebastian from the Little Mermaid won 3rd place in a Pimp C lookalike contest.


gone

[Ghost1]

Ole skeeters house puppet w diabetes ass lookin mug

Stocking his water supply for 5he apocalypse in his face lookin dickhead.

[Ghost1]

Martin luther chyin jr

[StarFaggot]

Looking like George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin together in one outfit

[Vulgar]

He looks like Tyler Perry did a cameo appearance in Super Mario: Nuclear Sunlight.

This dude looks like a tortoise joined the De La Soul Musician's Guild JV squad.

Lookin like he smells like old videogame cartridges and apple sauce.

lookin like he jerks off to the Are You Afraid of the Dark theme song.

[El Muffin]

Defensive coordinator for the little giants

"INTIMIDATION .....GRRRR"

[StarFaggot]

So far we have:

Nigs head made a cameo in armageddon as bruce willis' final resting place

Lookin like Cedric The Entertainer's half brother got an online degree and shit.

Ole skeeters house puppet w diabetes ass lookin mug

[Diode]

^ no.

batty is winning by miles with this:

This motherfucker looks like Sebastian from the Little Mermaid won 3rd place in a Pimp C lookalike contest.

[StarFaggot]

High sodium diet lookin nig

[StarFaggot]

Shaved ewok face ass nig

[StarFaggot]

Look like Jerome Bettis on a conference call with the cast of Glee

[El Muffin]

Takes muffs worst tag

Posts it

Lol but yo by my own admission batty got it so far..but im lurking

I thought nostrils flair like patrick ewings rookie card was my best

I have strange srnse of humor iguess

[StarFaggot]

Who put aero ruins itt

[StarFaggot]

The Ewing one I chuckled forgot to add

[El Muffin]

Lol aero be hella concerned with whoever tag sniping his ass like lee harvey Oswald

[Ghost1]

Omar from wild an crazy kids hits r9ck bottom

Lookin like a slave on baxter stockmans plantation

[StarFaggot]

Nigga look like Cleveland from Family Guy entered a Charlie Clipz look alike contest and came in 4th

[Split]

lookin like David Cross had an allergic reaction to his chai-latteface. dude got a line-up so his dome could be used as a emergency seismograph. calls it the thighsmograph. all the waitresses at Buffalo Wild Wings think he's a mildy autistic geologist with a heavy lisp, his paracord wallet an gym class lost&found Champion sweatshirt don't help his case. tips in wooden bitcoins he carves from his Fallout 3/ LoZ fanfiction crossover Deku Tree sculpture. Nigga's home is Vault Deco themed.


lmoaooooao @ this oleeee puffy cottage cheese face ass nigga, ole blown wanderer. Dude shaves with his encounters of the 3rd kind, it's how he gets that 'warning shot close' shave. loool dude shoots 10" groupings on his Hootie & the Blowfish rug from his cosmonaut patio chair

[Wise Wiggles]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fUGtFK12E-4/hqdefault.jpg

Lookin like he names his nut rags after ships from Star Trek.


etherrrrr

[El Muffin]

jams out California love on a ocarina lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Head look like majoras mask day 348

[Ghost1]

Ole whopper wendal lookin faggot

[Ghost1]

Sons chin died and his cheeks shit their pants.

[Split]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fUGtFK12E-4/hqdefault.jpg


lmfaoo this a screencap from the previously unreleased Magic Schoolbus live action film?
http://media.tumblr.com/4d7b47975084ce4c4c540d39430f1fd1/tumblr_inline_mv73giRb7G1r3w7bv.png

"We've been frizzled" Chyea on the pilot getting less views than all sixteen of his Community cancellation truther blogs

"CARLOOOOOOS"- Chyea when he found out the Honduran contractor carved his last name in his poolhouse's foundation with his dick. right above the zombie poster.

stupid faggot got his bomb shelter built to SimCity 2000 building codes. shouldn't be able to hang ur econobox's floormats on the retaining wall lolol

[Ghost1]

Fuckin way g9ne. Lol.

[big baby]

Nigga look like Cleveland from Family Guy entered a Charlie Clipz look alike contest and came in 4th

basically batty's joke but suck

[El Muffin]

I like how everyone has diffy roastin styles

Batty n vulgar are similar

Batty I find more humorous. .but vulgar is extremely vivid/evocative with his shit

Split will write you a narrative summarizing your entire life based off one picture

I like to keep things blunt

Bags seems the same way

And v just sucks at this im sry

[big baby]

im gonna roast like aero lol. k wait. *morphs* k

Guy looks like he entered a time machine in McDonalds lookin ass nigga
Chin as big as a asteroid. Call it chinsteroid ass nigga
Looks like he entered a stand-up comedy contest runner-up with Cedric the Entertaining hosting while watching Family Guy during commercial breaks in Louisana while smoking a fatty with three former policemen telling stories about their juvi days and jury duty on the Trayvon Martin case looking ass nigga.

[Split]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fUGtFK12E-4/hqdefault.jpg

so gone @ this dude's bottleopener ears. friends invite him round so they don't ding up the formica, they all pretend they doin magic tricks & found bottlecaps behind his ear. Thank god dude is CONVINCED Fallout is the Great Prophecy. Chyeah thinks he can hear thru transdimensional wormholes & his earwax is quantum foam. Probably cause of the 30% reduction in cranial bloodflow, glasses creasin his temples up something fierce. lookin like they found the San Andreas fault when a palm reader spanked that state of California facial hairline. Dudes fault for bein out friskin carnies tryna find the other half of his clown nose

[El Muffin]

Split just kicked me off the podium

Way to have an olympic spirit you drago of roasting u

[Batty]

Dead @ Majora's mask.

Shaved ewok face ass nig

You already know.


Looking like a hipster mr. Potato Head.

Beard lookin like over manicured vampire bat dickhairs.

Lookin like he sells bootleg chains at a kiosk in front of Radio Shack at a swap mall.

Lookin like Franklin The Turtle got a job at Kinkos.

[Split]

goes to Dunkins & orders an Crunkaccino w/ shaved ice

lookin like 3/5 of his bug-out bag is hypoallergenic kleenexes and alcohol-free optical wipes

dudes got a case of rape-eyes that only some no-contact lenses could fix

[Batty]

Lookin 100% like that corny throwback nigga to try and drift on wet streets in a 93 Nissan Sentra with a big ass autobot sticker on the hood.

GameStop Manager lookin ass nigga.
"we can give you 72 cents for Fallout New Vegas" lookin ass nigga.

Lookin like Michael Jai White had a son with Ernie from Sesame Street.

Lookin like guest speaker at a black republican summit.

Lookin like he needs the carfax to buy a stolen car

Lookin like he valet parks at the casino and eats expired Lunchables.

Lookin like he lost his virginity on a technicality to a 300lb bitch and busted a nut by fucking a inner thigh fat roll lubed with coochie sweat.

Lookin like he owns every episode of DragonballZ

Lookin like he drinks Ecto-Cooler out of a rainboot.

[Split]

lmfao @ Franklin the turtle. comes out of his shell 2x a year to post 1-2 Punch video mags and renew his Conceal & Carry a Wedgie license

[big baby]

nerdy ass. lmao dead @ dude looks like hes about to spit a biology rap. "THE CHLOROPHYLL OF THE BOTANICAL GENUS IS INCOMPARABLE TO MY HYPOTHALAMUS'S GENIUS" fuck you you nerdy fuck. LOL @ the reflection of his glasses you could see alien conspiracy porn with condoleeza rice bbw stunt doubles. leaned that everytime this mawfucka does jumping jacks the bottom of his chin hits the back of his neck you big tittied chin having fuck. jesus i hate you. you look like one of the goldilocks bears found goldilocks performing an exorcism on a unicorn you cross bred conspiracist faggot. im fuckign leaned at how gigantic you are. for fucks sake, you big sonna of a bitch. you look like the kool AIDS man you weird looking diseased motherfucker. THIS dudes chin got HIV, not the virus, but its an acronym for HOLDS INTRAVENOUS, lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo your big ass chin got a life force of its own. shit looks like kuatto. you gotta feed it intravenous for it to survive, LMAO @ you got a tumor in your big ass noggin and your chin got jealous and dueled it. your intravenous taste like kool aid, ironic cause you look like that motherfucker, you fucking royce da 5'9 reject. your chin look like its 5'9. im fucking leaned your chin joins diodes weightlifting threads and starts posting stats ROFLLLLLLLLL "yeah i deadlift chyeah and hes about 400 lbs so I win here" ROFLLLLLLLLLL big ass fucking chin jesus. im fucking leaned at your chin strap look like dry river beds on Mars you fucking weird shaped up motherfucker. dude goes into the barbershop and asks for "the mars riverbed" the barber winks at him and is like I GOTCHA, dude pulls out a lawnmower 5000 6 bmw series for ya big ass head you fucking inflated hindenburg head. you look like the recap of the stars "where are they now" for g-baby from hardball with keanu reeves rofllllll you look like cuba badding senior you disgusting monster, rofllll dude looks like dominican republic horribling junior you took cuba gooding to a next level. im fuckinggggggg leannnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddd at you looking like you burping out of your nostrils, your fucking nostrils look like a jetpack you malformed cranium motherfucker, rofl @ YOU COUNTING FOR LIFTOFF WITH YA JETPACK NOSE "going to breathe intensely and blast off into uranus to find alien life" dude actually means ur anus with ur weird biology bill nye the science guy spitting raps. you look like neil desmokegrass tyson you fucking mythological beast. im dead you compare yourself to galactus, you look like you're summoning the power cosmic while youre about to beatbox for your boyfriends frat party in a basement. fuck you

[Batty]

This nigga attends funerals on World of Warcraft.

Snitches to Comcast on black people who jack wifi

Lookin like a orange catfish

Only legit claim to the underground is that he lives in a basement

Writes his own romantic mangas that involve sexual encounters between the owl from Harry Potter and Bret the Hitman Hart.

Smokes Capri cigarettes he soaked in Mikes Hard Lemonade.

[Zombie]

lmao. Why is my name on your wall?

[Split]

nigga got a Maybe its' Maybelline tat on his left delt

dude thought Sacco and Vendetti were GTA 5 DLC cars

cuts mersh with ingrown toenails, rips the koopa spliff from his Darkwing Duck 1hitter, puffs thru a chickenwire and memory foam sploof before talking in tongues over Asher Roth instrumentals

his most scarring childhood experience came when he and his only friend, Theo "Rip" Wilkins, held a seance at chess club & saw the ghost of Seabiscuit get beaten into the International Society for Formal Logic

has suffered under the delusion that boogie boards were called oujia boards, and vice-versa. Was absolutely NO fun at sleepovers & failed the swimming unit at gym class. Refuses to go near large bodies of water or do the dead man float.

[Batty]

Lookin like his DVD collection is nothing but George Clooney movies.

Lookin like his ears are made out of ostrich jerky

Beard lookin like 35 Gomez Adams mustaches glued end to end.

Lookin like a Goomba from Mario in the face

Lookin like he got the entire Walking Dead action figure collection mint on card as an investment.

[El Muffin]

Slain at the first two in ur last post Batty

Edit: im late

In particular autobot drifter coz I kno of some of those fags

[Split]

SpecOps- The Lame

[Split]

did a stint of Comm Service for proposing "a pogrom for underdeveloped youths"

subsequently banned from all PTA meetings but got it reduced to the snackbar at Sizzler baseball games

[Split]

jacked into neighbors FiOs to get out from the back of the Netflix queue. Ole Roper Parks

[El Muffin]

Ol dodoria with captain ginyus chin and dance moves lookin ass nigga

[Split]

2005 April Fools Day prank was drawing his wife's masseuse's name on her upper lip with radioactive thallium tracer. she came home and he yelled "I know you've been cheating, it's written all over your face." She came clean before the Pinz! prize counter blacklights could warm up.

Considers it his second biggest waste of 34,500 tickets- behind the complete set of inflatable kitchen appliances

[Split]

Joe Budden's slow cousin

[Split]

voted least likely to have a gag reflex

[Ghost1]

Build a bear dirtperson ed8tion

Raekwon the chef + chef from south park, a giant milkdud, strip of velcro & womens lenscrafters

[veritas]

This muthafucka got a bear grylls trampstamp

[El Muffin]

U fat malcolm x looking like every member of nation of domination (cept bradshaw) spliced together

[Ghost1]

Ole....whats the square root of a watermelon ass faggot

[Ghost1]

L9okin like a ghomba from mario with a mail order preacher certificate

[Ghost1]

Son got a part time job plugging holes in underground waterpipes with his face

[Batty]

Bags goin in, sons

[Ghost1]

Mark henry on the atkins diet

[Split]

has a grip tape hairdo & skates on thin ice whenever neighboring parents see him scraping for soil samples near the sandbox

Wrong Future's very own Squirrel Sweatshirt

[Ghost1]

Lookin like bluto in blackface

[Split]

dude's love shack has the feng shui of Bags' keyboard

smells like rubbing compound and sick hamster

[veritas]

And you already know this jabba the huts tapeworm face sad looking ass nigga skeets in sinks.

[Split]

Patron Saint of Pawning Scrap Metal

[Ghost1]

Son look like a wiz khalifa donkey kong balloon

[El Muffin]

Stop v

[Ghost1]

Fuckin quiz castle lookin black bomberman

[veritas]

This desperate weirdo lost his virginity in a phantasy star online chat room on the sega saturn.

Mother fuckas skin tone is: *baskin-robbins peanut butter and chocolate*

[El Muffin]

Lando carlissaran with a taper and elephantitus of....well everything

[Ghost1]

Lookin like a puff daddy edward scissor hands bush

[Split]

pic of Chyeah teaching homeschoolers American Sign Language for use with power armor

[veritas]

Looking like the bride of chucky covered in sandpaper and tar in the face ass.



Niggas chin strap saggin harder then jenna jameson son.

[Ghost1]

D LO Brown got a job as an art teacher

[veritas]

Duke smelling like dry skeet fresh paracord and the downtown library.

[El Muffin]

That chinstrap is odd tho

Barber pondering like egyptian architects n shit

[Ghost1]

Lookin like mr peanut got his face stuck in brown silly putty

[Split]

dude has the swag of Baby Gap cologne

Baby Gap Colón is coincidentally his Puzzle Pirates Platinum Account username

[Ghost1]

Lookin like balrog an the comic book guy melted together

[El Muffin]

Civil rights era dr robotnik body ass nigga

[Ghost1]

Half price cube

[Joe Metts]

Look like the thug with the baby voice from house party.

[El Muffin]

Tj combo on an excessive diet of Combos

[Ghost1]

Tyler perry presents

Diabetic zombie hunter

[Ghost1]

Barbershop 4

Starring black wario

[veritas]

Dude speaks the language of microfeesh.

Duke looking str8 up like an obese black squintce paladoris from sandlot.

[Ghost1]

Debo in a jaleel white costume

[El Muffin]

Cthulu neck ass nigga

Release the kraken head ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Lookin like that fat kid from hook rollin around like a boulder n shit oh nooooooo

[Ghost1]

Stanley from the office got a part time job as an urban youth counselor

[El Muffin]

Look like an upright sea manatee

[Batty]

Talkin bout "Shasta taste just like Coke" ass nigga

Lookin like a hipster jack o'lantern.

Looks like Rampage Jackson with down syndrome.

Jacked Gordon Freeman's glasses from Half Life.

This nigga looks like he windsurfs on Gogurt.

Lookin like Bobby Brown and Elmo had a kid

Old Sinbad with Diabetes lookin ass

Failed Rescue Ranger face ass nigga

Goosebumps album cover face lookin ass

Cholesterol levels over 9000

The bass meant the stereo was bumpin in the basement

Has all of his Bee Gees records in chronological order.

Lookin like the evil Smurf from Smurfs 2.

Looks like the typa nigga who don't own a car but hangs out at the detail shop talking shit.

Went to space camp lookin ass nigga

Looks like he been cranking go karts with his face.

Lookin like a gopher with a skateboard helmet on.

[Ghost1]

Lookin like the movie hitch

If kevin james and will smith were one person made up of eachother

[El Muffin]

look like the owner of the Monstars from space jam ass nigha

[Ghost1]

Dre dre an anthony anderson after a 3 yr walkimg dead marathon

[El Muffin]

Destined to be an extra in a cialis commercial

[Ghost1]

A watchmacalit bar with a beard and glasses

[Batty]

Lookin like Mole Man with a neckbrace on.

Looks like he bleeds Ragu

Looks like retired Hamburgalar opening up a thrift shop that sells movie posters and awkward hugs.

Looks like a nearsighted spelunking garden gnome

Lookin like a cancelled He-Man villain named: Fagxor

Looks like he smokes eCigarettes off a sterno

Lookin like a Mongolian carpet salesman

[Ghost1]

Lookin like a brown bowling pin with a substitute teaching degree

[Batty]

look like the owner of the Monstars from space jam ass nigha

Gone

[StarFaggot]

You guys are doing a great job. Split made me lulz

[Ghost1]

Lookin like a frozen coffee gettin ready for a grindtime battle

[Batty]

Lookin like he tried to wakeboard on one of the Cloverfield monster's maxi pads

[StarFaggot]

Looks like the typa nigga who don't own a car but hangs out at the detail shop talking shit.
^ loool

[Ghost1]

Black Newman prepares for bible study

[El Muffin]

Bruno mars...bluto....SARS

Lol this is tiring. Bags got stamina

[Batty]

Lookin like Larry The Cable Guy's mixed race nephew: Jamal The Netflix Nigga

[Ghost1]

Sherman klump got a job as an HR rep

[El Muffin]

Nig got that mario 64 title screen face

Just pull the chin...all the way down

[El Muffin]

Lookin like Larry The Cable Guy's mixed race nephew: Jamal The Netflix Nigga

Gfhkkdhkllld fuck llffdlll xnxx fhkllgfghllvgg

[Ghost1]

After mastering the knucklepuck he created a username on the YMCA big brother website

[Batty]

Looks like he's on a step team for diabetes patients with one foot called: Lean on Me


Professional UNO Card Shark

Competed on Family Feud with 4 dudes he thought might be his dad

Solved Rubik's cube by swapping stickers

Still wears heelies

Looking like a stillborn Cabbage Patch Kid dipped in caramel

[veritas]

Rocks johnny5 pajammas.

Has the cranial structure of a loaf of tofu being perpetually five star frog splashed by rob van damme.

Niggas chinstrap has stretch marks.


L

[StarFaggot]

Lookin like the movie hitch

If kevin james and will smith were one person made up of eachother

Not the funniest but most accurate

[Ghost1]

Kinghippo on a cellulite cycle by injection to the nose

[Split]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fUGtFK12E-4/hqdefault.jpg

dude looks like a fathead of Elzhi 3D printed on curdled mocha Chobani

[Batty]

Was the only black kid in his neighborhood who caught all Pokemon. His street name was: Ashy Ketchum

Smoked oregano at his uncle's house with one of Lionel Ritchie's old roadies.

Once did a science project on roadrunner clits.

[Split]

if Randy Jackson's doppelganger settled for 0.2 acres and a GED

[Ghost1]

Ole never got a text msg ass choclate peble ass vegtable scientist

[veritas]

Nigga has camoflage underoos.

Rocks a pluckyduck furry costume.

[StarFaggot]

Competed on Family Feud with 4 dudes he thought might be his dad

^ lol

[StarFaggot]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fUGtFK12E-4/hqdefault.jpg

dude looks like a fathead of Elzhi 3D printed on curdled mocha Chobani

Lol

[El Muffin]

Nigga nose look like bulbasaur tryna evolve

[veritas]

Niggas hairline looks like a batarang.

[Ghost1]

Fuckin choclate cottage cheese face lookin double dragon sub boss

[big baby]

I-I-I-VYYSAURRR

Dude nose looks like it got poison ivy sores

[Split]

world-renowned livestreamer of Addicting Games' MiniPutt, Chubbs Boson

[Batty]

Lookin like he jacked this nigga's swag:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA

[veritas]

Nigga got elenin boogers....

[Ghost1]

Lookin like they gave forrest whitaker a facial tuck with a shovel

[Batty]

if Randy Jackson's doppelganger settled for 0.2 acres and a GED

Fucking leaned

[Batty]

Lookin like Darius Rucker tailgating at an Ole Miss baseball game.

[veritas]

Duke got that klingon ridge wave fade.

Debbie downer womp womps about his nose aids.

[Split]

creepy yearbook photographer type. wears a thick sheet of pork rind sweat and tells kids "trick or cheese". looks like the ghost of educational opportunities past

[Ghost1]

Son got dinosaur bedsheets an a tumor in his face

[El Muffin]

Imax theatre epcot center head ass nigga

[veritas]

Niggas chin strap has more chapters than the dark tower.

If duke sneezes: HAARP.

[Batty]

Lookin like T Dawg from the Walking Dead disguised as a lesbian softball coach.

Lookin like he snorkels in country gravy with the Wyatt family

Lookin like he did stunt work on The Croods

Chin connects to his chest. Can't nod.

Lookin like a Charmin Bear got his dick caught in a foxtrap

[El Muffin]

Drafting Ice Box to his pedo fantasy football team is obv

[Ghost1]

Rick ross playdoh sculpting started takin night classes

[Wise Wiggles]

This cracka look like someone dipped the god damn marshmallow man in chocolate milk and threw a pair of glasses for a ken doll on it and called it good.

Muh'fuckin cracka got his glasses off a shrunken head, instead a off that fucked up nigga from that Mask movie.

This cracka put elenin inside his fucking head.

He is currently designing a card game like magic, having to do with conspiracies. to join you must form a triangle, wearing only a red hoodie, jerking it with your off-hand. First one done, they name it after him.

[Split]

mofucka born a mouthbreather but went to a conversion clinic in Nevada. Got strongly addicted to American Spirits. You can get into any casino west of the Rio if you say you know Glock, Spock, & Two Smoking Airholes

[Batty]

creepy yearbook photographer type. wears a thick sheet of pork rind sweat and tells kids "trick or cheese". looks like the ghost of educational opportunities past


Goners


Lookin like a Tyler Perry Berenstein Bear.

Looks like a does figure 8's on a jetski in a kiddie pool filled with Wendy's chili.

[StarFaggot]

Lookin like Darius Rucker tailgating at an Ole Miss baseball game.

Lol

[El Muffin]

Looking like that one uncle tom from every blaxploitation film ever

[veritas]

Dead at lesbian softball coach.

[StarFaggot]

Lookin like they gave forrest whitaker a facial tuck with a shovel

Ouch

[big baby]

omg lesbian baseball coach and .02 acres.

[veritas]

Dude looks like Tamina Snuka with a fupa face.

[Batty]

Lookin like Tito Jackson coated in Cheeto residue

[El Muffin]

Rick ross radiation resistant flip flops

[veritas]

His nose sucker punched gravity. Gravity took its revenge on his jawline.

[veritas]

Looking like chris rock playing pookie playing martin lawrence playing steve urkel as an extra in that movie *sneakers*

[Batty]

Lookin like he played the triangle in an Earth Wind and Fire cover band.

Looks like exactly what a sexual encounter between Eddie and Robranda would produce.

Looks like Jax from Mortal Kombat with a calcium deficiency and terminal dick warts.

Looks like he catches fish with his bare hands and cooks them on a burning tire behind a Dollar General.

Looks like drives an old panel van and tries to trick Vietnamese kids into eating melted Rolos out of his butthole

[Split]

Single-handedly assassinated any chance of his daughter being taken to prom after interrogating one Gabriel Rothscheller about his father's connections to the Lions Club

[veritas]

Dude looks like dwight gooden and oscar de la hoyas gay love baby with jaw tumors.

[Split]

snubbed ten years running at the best float competition in Shawapee, Montana's Christmas Parade after fatefully double-tapping Santa for getting too close to the fully-functional NORAD replica in his Mazda pick-up's trunk, built entirely out of stolen exhaust tips and plumber's putty

[El Muffin]

Head filled with more unidentified liquid than mckie d play places

[Split]

once beatboxed a rabid bear to sleep with naught but a kazoo and a condom wrapper

[veritas]

This lame faggot needs a nasa satelite to identify the coordinates of boogers in his nose.

[Wise Wiggles]

This fool burns house hold items and throws them in the neighbors yards each night. Comes out with puzzled look on face like "idk must be something with government"

[Split]

sneaks self-loathing into unlicensed gun shows

[veritas]

Nigga needs daniel bryans yes movement to pick them boogers too....sheeeit.

[StarFaggot]

At this point it's just rude.

[veritas]

This nigga lubes up with wd-40 then hand frictions while ghost writing dungeons and dragons fan fiction

[Split]

them starry-eyes say he BELIEVE in the great Beyond & yet his wording is more trash than his Sam's Club sales rack feng shui

[Bender]

Looks like Neil Degrasse Tyson discovered he had a galaxy in his own chin and had to run another season of the Cosmos to discuss i t

Looks like C-bear and Jamal had a baby

Looks like Queen Latifah in set it off but in the scene when they wore the clear masks one melted into her face and became embedded and skin grew over the top

[El Muffin]

This nigga headbutts ppl chin first

No fair

[big baby]

Looks like Gary Sheffield giving a motivational speech to porcupines

[big baby]

lmao. Why is my name on your wall?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOL

[Bender]

looks like he gargles Mac Sauce

[Just Write]

Lookin like he just fingered a bitch for the first time and wanna see what pussy smell like

[Split]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fUGtFK12E-4/hqdefault.jpg



fuckkkkk y'all seein this rite above that weaksauce E Street gang sign??? even this dude's BACKPACK got a chinstrap. Lookin softer than Yogi Berra stool on Charmin Ultra. dead @ this guy saying he would ever shoot someone in any situation ever. dude caught the metrosexual & rode it to the very last stop. Center of gravity right below his cleft, kid is his OWN round trip. lookin like he chases vodka tonics with calcium chews. lookin like Xzibit swapped 20/20 sight for 30% bodyfat and a host of gastrointestinal problems that prohibit him from experiencing any sort of adrenaline rush or modicum of self-confidence. lookin like actin his whole life straight off the script for max dosage Kpins. gets the shakes from shaking strangers hands like any human contact resonates w/ his harmonic frequency.

[El Muffin]

Lookin like proposition joe got scalped by an autistic seminole

[Bender]

looks like Bartolo Colon when he played for the A's got caught taking steriods and is over emotional so he is watching Wendy Williams and getting choked up that she is more manly than him

[Split]

dudes cellulite exhibits perfect Brownian motion

[El Muffin]

Split sometimes I have no idea wtf ur tlkn bout

Lol. Context clues=my Savior

[Split]

Looks like exactly what a sexual encounter between Eddie and Robranda would produce

Looks like drives an old panel van and tries to trick Vietnamese kids into eating melted Rolos out of his butthole

NOOOOOOooo hahaha

[Ghost1]

Lol...rolos got me

[El Muffin]

Howd I miss that rolo shit loooooool

[El Muffin]

Should vote soon eh Bags

[Ghost1]

I figured wed let it go tomorrow for the day an see if any1 else wanna roast chyyyin soul



If not an it just sinks to the bottom ill put a poll up for people to vote

[El Muffin]

Kk

[Vulgar]

Lookin like a slug and Elvis LOLBain took a journey on the magic caterpillar's back

Ol computer engi-nearing total faggot status

This dude looks like he bathes with data sponges

Lookin like Winnie the Pooh on welfare in Alaska

Lookin like a dungeon janitor at Kingdom Hearts castle

Lookin like Roy Jones Jr's pubes became a person

Lookin like a warthog carcass got a shape up from an elephant trunk

Lookin like a meerkat named Gorgo swallowed a blowfish while watching Jingles All the Way in morse code

Lookin like he lives in a jumbo sized airplane bathroom

[Vulgar]

Lookin like the Roflcopter rapist

Lookin like he talks to rhododendrons

Lookin like a windmill windmilled on his face and all he knows how to say is 'CIRROC IS PREFERRED!'

Lookin like he sleeps in a vat of Jamba Juice, magnetic needles and stale toaster strudels

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131209080143/doblaje/es/images/c/c6/51593-27167.gif

[Vulgar]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/fUGtFK12E-4/hqdefault.jpg

[Vulgar]

This nigga makes margaritas out of hot dog water.

.

looool

Brokenigga Command Center, knowing is half the battle.
.

lool

[Just Write]

Why does it look like you live in a bomb cellar?

[El Muffin]

If only u knew

Hes a character

[Batty]

Looks like Gary Sheffield giving a motivational speech to porcupines



Dead

[Batty]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AghwaclsafA/UdZEfvt9z6I/AAAAAAABc18/rdviwqH_Dh4/s580/1.JPG

[Batty]

Lookin like he put on moon-boots and jumped straight to hell.

Lookin like Savio Vega turned his basement into a bootleg Red Box.


This nigga smellin like burnt electronics and nursing home breakfast.

Stayed at a 5 star hotel once, that shit went to 2 stars until he checked out.

Randomly wins Hot Pocket eating contests.

Goes to Comic Con and sits up in the rafters like the old white dudes from the Muppets and criticizes anime cosplayers.

Has a pierced 3rd nipple named Lexington Andromeda.

Beat his dick and came during a Kids Bop commercial

His nephews decline sleepovers.

Went as Kung Fu Panda 3 Halloweens in a row, Black Shrek for the c-c-c-combo breaker.

Went camping once with one of the original members of Color Me Badd.

Brushed his teeth in a Burger King bathroom with a tampon dipped in Lysol.

His name in The Matrix is: S'morespheus

65 percent of his basement is set aside for his ever growing Skylanders collection.

Looking like a groundhog with an anti-seizure helmet sewed on.

Looking like an orange Snorlax

Makes grill cheese sandwiches with a curling iron

Won a lot of My Little Ponys on eBay and put them all into his butthole

Likes to dip pizza rolls in Nutella

Had his neck removed at age 11 during a failed BMX trick. Now he can only answer questions that are "no" and he looks like a ninja in a turtleneck.

Lost his virginity at age 14 to his Aunt's German Shepard: Max.

Looking like a broke Ferengi.

Outfit sponsored by: generic Hollister

[Chyeahhh!!!]

lol welcome to 2012. Some funnies in here though. This has been long overdue.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

batty has won my vote for roaster of the year though.

[El Muffin]

Smorepheus






Obliterated

[Split]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpf0v0NoiZ1qbfdkl.jpg

[El Muffin]

Who\ what is that

Coz if thats you. They made u look like an xbox live troubleshooter from new delhi n shit

[Vulgar]

batty has won my vote for roaster of the year though.

[Geno]

K.. its a ballchinnian!

[Dominate]

Dead @ S'morpheous

[Ghost1]

Do we need a poll?

I agree batty is netcees 2.0 roast master general

Honorable mention to split

Any1 disagree?

[El Muffin]

But whos third?

You?

[Ghost1]

No1 cares abojt 3rd place lol

[El Muffin]

Nvm: vulgar