So I met some chick at a family get-together at the weekend

[Brian Bryan]

never spoke to this girl before, seen her only a grip of times, but she a certified 11 though

got talking and arranged to go out for drinks and what not, checked her on her phone number and we meeting up this weekend

body is banging, blonde and blue eyed, 19 years old but as I've been asking around with my fam it turns out we're semi-related sort of, it's my uncles daughter with another woman (not my aunt) so we're not that closely blood related for me to think its weird on any incest shit

if she lets me imma smash in a heartbeat just figured I'd ask the community if anyone been in this situation before and how you handled it as obviously its not the ideal scenario to be thinking of starting a relationship up in?

[El Muffin]

Its your dads brothers daughter

Regardless who the mom is ..that shit is odd

Im js



..


The hounds are coming

Fyi

[El Muffin]

Well maybe not

State sanctioned execution of a ncg is underway

Thank split. Noone will see this

[StarFaggot]

This fool just said he plans to sleep with his first cousin. Take this L.

[Masaii]

That makes her ur first cousin and rnt u engaged anyway?

There is so much wrong here

[Split]

Hit it & quit it

No harm, no foul

[Brian Bryan]

This fool just said he plans to sleep with his first cousin. Take this L.

whats the problem?

its not like we're brother and sister on some Fritzl's basement shit

if i hadnt of asked i wouldnt have even known there was ANY tie and it would have progressed naturally anyway

i dont see the big deal

if this wasn't a site full of virgils dishing out advice i might pay it some attention but to the grown folks who actually know what pussy feels like i guarantee aint nobody would have a problem with this

some might keep it on the low, for sure, if not just to avoid any family feud if nothing else but Split got the right idea here for sure

[uh-oh]

get it bro

with any luck you knock her up and have a kid with giant hands and long arms who can be a slot receiver in the nfl

[Brian Bryan]

lmao aint nobody tryna spawn Rawn the second here bruh

dont get it twisted

[StarFaggot]

whats the problem?

its not like we're brother and sister on some Fritzl's basement shit

if i hadnt of asked i wouldnt have even known there was ANY tie and it would have progressed naturally anyway

i dont see the big deal

if this wasn't a site full of virgils dishing out advice i might pay it some attention but to the grown folks who actually know what pussy feels like i guarantee aint nobody would have a problem with this

some might keep it on the low, for sure, if not just to avoid any family feud if nothing else but Split got the right idea here for sure

You must be trolling.

Only a person who doesn't get pussy entertains idea of fucking his 1st cousin.

[veritas]

My first cousin was a stripper. She tried to seduce me one afternoon when I was selling her weed. I saw her nipples thruough the fishnets and got the h e double hockey sticks out of there. Real talk. No trollmo lars don't do it. U already look and act inbred as it is bro.

[dead man]

The gullibility is strong in this one

[anime_boners]

Ya'll gon make babies with the Targaryen madness

[El Muffin]

Brian I dont know you so iono if ur trollin


But I wasnt kidding. I would not do this

[Diode]

get it bro

with any luck you knock her up and have a kid with giant hands and long arms who can be a slot receiver in the nfl

dont listen to this man

he used to creepshot his sister in the shower and tell pr about it

[Brian Bryan]

You must be trolling.

Only a person who doesn't get pussy entertains idea of fucking his 1st cousin.

shes not a first cousin as she's a kid of my uncles but not my aunts

ppl can legally marry their first 1st cousins yet you guys in here telling me i cant smash just based off bullshit i wasnt even aware of until a week ago, tops?

thats some hard-headed bullshit yo

[Wise Wiggles]

kill her then fuck

[Diode]

shes not a first cousin as she's a kid of my uncles but not my aunts

ppl can legally marry their first 1st cousins yet you guys in here telling me i cant smash just based off bullshit i wasnt even aware of until a week ago, tops?

thats some hard-headed bullshit yo

... if she is your mom or dad's brother's blood kid, she is your first cousin.

... if she is your mom or dad's sister's blood kid, she is your first cousin.

if your "uncle" in this story is through marriage and the mother is also unrelated to you, then you are good to go.

[StarFaggot]

shes not a first cousin as she's a kid of my uncles but not my aunts

ppl can legally marry their first 1st cousins yet you guys in here telling me i cant smash just based off bullshit i wasnt even aware of until a week ago, tops?

thats some hard-headed bullshit yo

If she's your dad's brother's daughter she is your first cousin. I know you're not stupid so you're trolling.

Go ahead and sleep with your first cousin though and people in your family will find out about it.


Good luck

[StarFaggot]

... if she is your mom or dad's brother's blood kid, she is your first cousin.

... if she is your mom or dad's sister's blood kid, she is your first cousin.

if your "uncle" in this story is through marriage and the mother is also unrelated to you, then you are good to go.

Basically

[Brian Bryan]

thats a half-cousin or something at best, quit reaching dawg

aint no way does it feel like family, not like a sister or w/e would feel like, i said at the start of thread i'd only seen her like 3-4 times previously and hadnt spoke up until now so she's open season imo

as far as i'm concerned she a stranger to me, just because somewhere along the line our lines might have crossed, that doesn't make us fam

this aint like a relative you get christmas cards from every year suddenly developing intent towards you, this a complete stranger hooking up with you and i wouldnt have been any the wiser had i not asked around a little

two completely diff scenarios we dealing with here man

[Diode]

if it is the kid of your immediate family member's sibling it is a first cousin regardless of how frequently you've seen them or socially interacted with them

both biologically and legally

just saying, boss

no different than nailing any of your other blood-related uncle or aunt's kids

[Paradigm]

Ya'll gon make babies with the Targaryen madness

[Badweather]

Family reunions are the best places to get pussy from.

[Masaii]

In what backwards ass country is it legal to marry ur first cousin? The fuck kind of gene deficient bastard kids r u trying to have?

And dead at i rarely see her like that changes ur biology.

Weak troll.

[Brian Bryan]

In what backwards ass country is it legal to marry ur first cousin?


...Ausfailia, for one.


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_marry_your_first_cousin_in_Australia?#slid e=1

Land of the wallaby, the wrong, and the downright butthurt getting bullied off an internet forum by a bespectacled Split Eight.

G'day faggot.