My crazy ass uncle is trying to fuck me maybe

[Fig]

This dude been in and out of psych wards

He's about 2 years older than me

So a couple days ago, he comes out of the closet, fine, whatever
But yesterday, he messages me talking about,

"don't tell anyone but I'm finding a place to stay out where you're at, and yeah, it's about time you showed up"

Whatever the fuck that means?

Is my butthole in danger?

[Certain]

Give him a visit. Record it. Post it on xhamster.

[Ghost1]

Vintage fig

An

His biggest fan in attendance also.

*fart noise* thumbs down.

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/AKQBh0B.jpg

[Destroyer]

Your butthole is in immediate jeopardy

[Fig]

I don't even know him that well

This dude is on so many meds, he can't even speak right

He called me up, asking how I was emotionally coping with my mom being anemic. Um, dude I'm at work, I'll call you later

Fuck that I didn't call his ass back

[Hush]

He said "hay"

Protect ur anus cuz

[Ghost1]

Looooooool


Ok

Text an his pic leaned me


W9rd. Ur butthole is done. Accept it.

[Fig]

I'm going to need a place to stay while my tio is anal seeking on these streets

Who will open their doors to the young God, with no guarantee that I won't injure you

[Ghost1]

Never.

[Fig]

You're Veritas' kill sport

I wouldn't daaaare

[El Muffin]

Tags. Your it

[Fig]

Tag. Your it

You're

[Batty]

Yeah, this nigga gonna try to get you to drink wine with him and then wrestle.

Be careful.

[Diode]

Adonis is trying to fuck you?

[Baron Mynd]

Fig jocking my wincest threads?

Get the entire fuck outta here.

[Split]

Tito's gonna tenderize ur colon bro

& he's going in dry

[Fig]

Fig jocking my wincest threads?

Get the entire fuck outta here.

Except this is real

I'm scared of being raped

[Batty]

I zoomed in on the pic, nigga lookin like an Asian Mr. Potato head.

That's besides the point tho, ya butthole is on thin ice and this dude is pogo'ing on a jackhammer.

[Badweather]

Uncle Gold Dust is gonna dick stomp your turds in, dude.

[veritas]

Play this smart. Get to him first.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I literally got weak in the knees off op post.

Night night...keep that butthole tight

[Masaii]

Pepper your angus OP

[Wise Wiggles]

Your asshole better make sure all of its hens are in order..

[Certain]

Play this smart. Get to him first.

[Fig]

Rape him first? But what if he respects my courage and wants to go steady? Or maybe I rape people he loves. Like his sister. Or his mom.

[Split]

i mean u cant really go wrong with rape amirite?

[Frank]

Your butthole looking like guacamole right about now.

Get that hungry pinga away from your beaner ass

[Fig]

Possible solutions for Figs booty :

cement filling
An industrial sized cork
Electric Sphincter
Don't wipe
Shrunken starfish by means of lemon juice injection
Blow torch my ass crack until I have one big cheek

[Diode]

Natural to thread for rape advice

[Dope girl]

Fig being gay lately

[Diode]

Fig being gay lately

ether

[Fig]

I can't even show my face anymore

[Dope girl]

fig suicidal.... go see a doctor they can help u....

[veritas]

When I say get to him first, I do not necesarily mean rape....

[Dope girl]

you should ask him what he meant before jumping into conclusion.

[El Muffin]

Possible solutions for Figs booty :

cement filling
An industrial sized cork
Electric Sphincter
Don't wipe
Shrunken starfish by means of lemon juice injection
Blow torch my ass crack until I have one big cheek

Why would a tighter asshole deter ass rape @ #5

Lol

[Geno]

damn, i hope he leaves you some money on the dresser when hes done

[El Muffin]

Leave that nigga some bengay..more like it

[Geno]

lol, leave that nigga a sewing kit

[Batty]

Fig, you bout to be kissing pillows like Chris Benoit's son.

/thread

[El Muffin]

Done. Finito

[big baby]

i have a cute 1 batty

u about to be kissing pillows like me pretending its some1 hot!

[veritas]

Fig, you bout to be kissing pillows like Chris Benoit's son.

/thread

..............too soon son. Always too soon.