Championship: Cashius vs. Patrick {Patrick aka Swerve wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

NBL
Netcees Text Battle League

Cashius Patrick

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Tuesday,
June 11th, 2013 at 11:59 PM PST.
Voting ends Friday June 14th at 11:59 PM PST.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are normally 24 hours
(unless requested otherwise, that is),
can be no longer than 36 hours
and have to be granted by your opponent.



Line Limit:

Min. = 12 lines
Max. = 24 lines
The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both.



Voting:

Must vote on 5 battles and post your links.
Post the links in the thread titled "Week 7 Voting Links".
You will be punished if you don't post all 5 voting links.
You will not like the punishment, so just vote so you
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General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will disqualified.
A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged.
If your opponent doesn't check in,
you still have to post a verse.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Swerve]

I see you Cash.

16?

[Cashius]

I was thinking 12...

[Cashius]

I'm guessing ext?

[Swerve]

Yea but ill only need an hour or so whwn I get home...but may as well do the day

[Swerve]

12 to Knuck.

Punches so lackluster and boring, just look at the facts you’re under,
You don’t need to trade in your old car to know that you can look to cash for clunkers.
Lost to Knuck now you’ll lose to me, my friend the fact is you’re wack,
You were back in two shakes…but it’ll be a lifetime of Parkinsons before you actually champ.
And I’ll make you sweat, you don’t want to make these techs jealous,
You’ll have so many beads going down your cheeks, it’ll match your gay sex fetish.
I know you got your eye on Pat, swag on deck with stunnin’ clothes,
But look at me wrong and eyelash out to stomp you without batting one of those.
We all know you’re a fag boy, just imagine this skank stopping me,
Cause if there’s the potential for gay sex, cashier to the ground like a bank robbery.
This pussy won the alias tourney like I did, but may I remind dude,
You can’t follow in my footsteps when you run like a bitch when you hear them behind you.

[Cashius]

Sent. G'luck.

I'm 3 hours away, but pretty much guaranteed to get in unless there's an influx of absolutely nots.
You obviously begged girls to like it. Your tall ass better get it right...
You'd have to crawl on your knees to get in...And that's not a reference to your height
It's a sham if he's dating a chick...No matter what this fagg0t will say
Any chick that patsy is ONLY there to cover up the fact that he's gay
This giant freak only pulls drama queens. Try to grill better hoes, dude
But even though you're obviously out of proportion...they'd STILL never blow you
Swerve took a hiatus...laid low a bit. Now you're just hopeless, prick
Dude's trying to claw back to relevancy...but couldn't even get close to Sik
This fagg0t stays on his knees. I'd hate to hear the shit you say to men
All you do is Neil Patrick...I'm starting to think that you're just as gay as him
This fake is enormous. Didn't make Knuck's SC top ten and you hating him for it...
But even if you WEREN'T a giant...you'd still never be close to making the short list

[Flow]

12 to Knuck.

Punches so lackluster and boring, just look at the facts you’re under,
You don’t need to trade in your old car to know that you can look to cash for clunkers.
lol - ok
Lost to Knuck now you’ll lose to me, my friend the fact is you’re wack,
You were back in two shakes…but it’ll be a lifetime of Parkinsons before you actually champ.
nice this was fresh
And I’ll make you sweat, you don’t want to make these techs jealous,
You’ll have so many beads going down your cheeks, it’ll match your gay sex fetish.
ok not as hard hitting but..yeh
I know you got your eye on Pat, swag on deck with stunnin’ clothes,
But look at me wrong and eyelash out to stomp you without batting one of those.
its a nice bit of wordplay with the flip on eyelash but...not really a punch, more in your face type of thing...liked it but could cost you if cash comes solid
We all know you’re a fag boy, just imagine this skank stopping me,
Cause if there’s the potential for gay sex, cashier to the ground like a bank robbery.
lol that's more like it cashier to the ground is fresh
This pussy won the alias tourney like I did, but may I remind dude,
You can’t follow in my footsteps when you run like a bitch when you hear them behind you.
This could have been worded to make it a little clearer but I liked it as a close

Overall really enjoyed this read, the eyelash line was good but perhaps the only bar I felt was lacking
Sent. G'luck.


You obviously begged girls to like it. Your tall ass better get it right...
You'd have to crawl on your knees to get in...And that's not a reference to your height
lol nice opener
It's a sham if he's dating a chick...No matter what this fagg0t will say
Any chick that patsy is ONLY there to cover up the fact that he's gay
hmm like the name flip but didn't think the punch brought too much sting - still good though
This giant freak only pulls drama queens. Try to grill better hoes, dude
But even though you're obviously out of proportion...they'd STILL never blow you
ha lol that was funny - I was a bit slow on that one took me a re read
Swerve took a hiatus...laid low a bit. Now you're just hopeless, prick
Dude's trying to claw back to relevancy...but couldn't even get close to Sik
hmm this was some what lost on me - im not mr current affairs perhaps
This fagg0t stays on his knees. I'd hate to hear the shit you say to men
All you do is Neil Patrick...I'm starting to think that you're just as gay as him
lol ok better then the last gay themed punch - not usually a fan of gay punches especially multiple but this was fresh an a nice name flip
This fake is enormous. Didn't make Knuck's SC top ten and you hating him for it...
But even if you WEREN'T a giant...you'd still never be close to making the short list
lol nice close

Shit this was a tight one...

Feel there was only one bar each where they slipped up, but even then they wernt misses, just not as tight as the others... However there was another bar by cash that was lost on me - which isn't due to his skill but probs more down to me not getting it, so while I feel bad I am sure other voters will make up for it..

Ill have to go...

vote/ PAT

[Sharp]

Punches so lackluster and boring, just look at the facts you’re under,
You don’t need to trade in your old car to know that you can look to cash for clunkers.
okay
Lost to Knuck now you’ll lose to me, my friend the fact is you’re wack,
You were back in two shakes…but it’ll be a lifetime of Parkinsons before you actually champ.
nice
And I’ll make you sweat, you don’t want to make these techs jealous,
You’ll have so many beads going down your cheeks, it’ll match your gay sex fetish.
ok
I know you got your eye on Pat, swag on deck with stunnin’ clothes,
But look at me wrong and eyelash out to stomp you without batting one of those.
alright
We all know you’re a fag boy, just imagine this skank stopping me,
Cause if there’s the potential for gay sex, cashier to the ground like a bank robbery.
lol
This pussy won the alias tourney like I did, but may I remind dude,
You can’t follow in my footsteps when you run like a bitch when you hear them behind you.
alright



You obviously begged girls to like it. Your tall ass better get it right...
You'd have to crawl on your knees to get in...And that's not a reference to your height
ok
It's a sham if he's dating a chick...No matter what this fagg0t will say
Any chick that patsy is ONLY there to cover up the fact that he's gay
nice
This giant freak only pulls drama queens. Try to grill better hoes, dude
But even though you're obviously out of proportion...they'd STILL never blow you
ok
Swerve took a hiatus...laid low a bit. Now you're just hopeless, prick
Dude's trying to claw back to relevancy...but couldn't even get close to Sik
[Blmao dope[/B]
This fagg0t stays on his knees. I'd hate to hear the shit you say to men
All you do is Neil Patrick...I'm starting to think that you're just as gay as him
nice
This fake is enormous. Didn't make Knuck's SC top ten and you hating him for it...
But even if you WEREN'T a giant...you'd still never be close to making the short list
solid


whew, close call

dope battle, but cash's last 3 really did it for him. Swerve's only big hit for me was cashier and while he was solid, i thought cash had the harder hits

v/cashius

[hotdogvendorman]

Neil patrick vs cashier

Ok battle. ..glad to see familiar faces

[Dominate]

Dope battle guys

12 to Knuck.

Punches so lackluster and boring, just look at the facts you’re under,
You don’t need to trade in your old car to know that you can look to cash for clunkers.
okayish. Not a hard hitter, but decent jab
Lost to Knuck now you’ll lose to me, my friend the fact is you’re wack,
You were back in two shakes…but it’ll be a lifetime of Parkinsons before you actually champ.
ha, good. Personal + wordplay...
And I’ll make you sweat, you don’t want to make these techs jealous,
You’ll have so many beads going down your cheeks, it’ll match your gay sex fetish.
lol cool, haven't seen that wp before
I know you got your eye on Pat, swag on deck with stunnin’ clothes,
But look at me wrong and eyelash out to stomp you without batting one of those.
not bad. wp feels familiar... maybe haven't seen that exactly but it's similar to other wps
We all know you’re a fag boy, just imagine this skank stopping me,
Cause if there’s the potential for gay sex, cashier to the ground like a bank robbery.
lol cool. not sure if it's been done on him but I haven't seen it before, so cool
This pussy won the alias tourney like I did, but may I remind dude,
You can’t follow in my footsteps when you run like a bitch when you hear them behind you.
mmm OK. Not great. Not great to close on.

Solid verse, no real misses, couple dope bars, good job.


vs

Sent. G'luck.


You obviously begged girls to like it. Your tall ass better get it right...
You'd have to crawl on your knees to get in...And that's not a reference to your height
good personal/wp... feel you could have made a stronger flip but still good
It's a sham if he's dating a chick...No matter what this fagg0t will say
Any chick that patsy is ONLY there to cover up the fact that he's gay
heh, cool
This giant freak only pulls drama queens. Try to grill better hoes, dude
But even though you're obviously out of proportion...they'd STILL never blow you
not bad
Swerve took a hiatus...laid low a bit. Now you're just hopeless, prick
Dude's trying to claw back to relevancy...but couldn't even get close to Sik
not bad current event line, flipped well, decent hit
This fagg0t stays on his knees. I'd hate to hear the shit you say to men
All you do is Neil Patrick...I'm starting to think that you're just as gay as him
lmao good
This fake is enormous. Didn't make Knuck's SC top ten and you hating him for it...
But even if you WEREN'T a giant...you'd still never be close to making the short list
eh OK. 'short list' flipped with some reference to midgets has been done, this is only a stone's throw from it

Also a solid verse with no real misses.



I edge it slightly to Patrick for having a couple more bars I thought were standouts - two shakes, beads & (maybe) cashier vs Neil Patrick.... the rest from both were on the cool/decent level


V/ Patrick

Dope battle guys, well done

[Ghost1]

I had cash w like 3misses....pat w 2maybe......pat wrote one.of the better verses ive seen him.write in a longtime. Cashius wrote maybe one of his worst....pat was really consistent in my eyes...each bar cept for the last one had me like....hmmm good idea, good wording...not TOO corny...little corny tho...i think the wordplays an concepts r dope...but then u make them into a gay joke an they lose sum sting....im a bigger fan of harshness tho....regardless i think pat wrote a better verse in terms of concepts an wording....tho that patsy line was worded perfect....sum other shit was boring an just didnt land.


V patrick

[Atomic]

Punches so lackluster and boring, just look at the facts you’re under,
You don’t need to trade in your old car to know that you can look to cash for clunkers.
meh, alright
Lost to Knuck now you’ll lose to me, my friend the fact is you’re wack,
You were back in two shakes…but it’ll be a lifetime of Parkinsons before you actually champ.
LMAO
And I’ll make you sweat, you don’t want to make these techs jealous,
You’ll have so many beads going down your cheeks, it’ll match your gay sex fetish.
rofllllll, punch is weak but there bars dece
I know you got your eye on Pat, swag on deck with stunnin’ clothes,
But look at me wrong and eyelash out to stomp you without batting one of those.
haha naw, not feeling
We all know you’re a fag boy, just imagine this skank stopping me,
Cause if there’s the potential for gay sex, cashier to the ground like a bank robbery.
dece
This pussy won the alias tourney like I did, but may I remind dude,
You can’t follow in my footsteps when you run like a bitch when you hear them behind you.
wording was fucked, which sucks because this concept is dope. good bar though.

//

You obviously begged girls to like it. Your tall ass better get it right...
You'd have to crawl on your knees to get in...And that's not a reference to your height
heh, dece
It's a sham if he's dating a chick...No matter what this fagg0t will say
Any chick that patsy is ONLY there to cover up the fact that he's gay
alright
This giant freak only pulls drama queens. Try to grill better hoes, dude
But even though you're obviously out of proportion...they'd STILL never blow you
meh, okay
Swerve took a hiatus...laid low a bit. Now you're just hopeless, prick
Dude's trying to claw back to relevancy...but couldn't even get close to Sik
lmao, dece personal
This fagg0t stays on his knees. I'd hate to hear the shit you say to men
All you do is Neil Patrick...I'm starting to think that you're just as gay as him
rofl, cool
This fake is enormous. Didn't make Knuck's SC top ten and you hating him for it...
But even if you WEREN'T a giant...you'd still never be close to making the short list
alright.

//

thought Cash was going to take it, because from the battles i've seen he's dope, but i'm going to edge it to patrick for harder hitting bars.. cool verses from both of you though.

[Meth]

12 to Knuck.

Punches so lackluster and boring, just look at the facts you’re under,
You don’t need to trade in your old car to know that you can look to cash for clunkers.
--simple, but it works here--
Lost to Knuck now you’ll lose to me, my friend the fact is you’re wack,
You were back in two shakes…but it’ll be a lifetime of Parkinsons before you actually champ.
--the connection just seems lost to me, dope concept, thought wording this better would have made it a heavy hitter--
And I’ll make you sweat, you don’t want to make these techs jealous,
You’ll have so many beads going down your cheeks, it’ll match your gay sex fetish.
--God damn you for making me actually think about that... gay punch, but good punch-
I know you got your eye on Pat, swag on deck with stunnin’ clothes,
But look at me wrong and eyelash out to stomp you without batting one of those.
--hmm. I think ive seen this but not in the exact way, so for me it hits--
We all know you’re a fag boy, just imagine this skank stopping me,
Cause if there’s the potential for gay sex, cashier to the ground like a bank robbery.
--Stop with the gay shit, lol. never heard that saying tho, air to the ground? like get on the ground quickly, unless im getting the nameplkay incorrectly this doesnt hit for me--
This pussy won the alias tourney like I did, but may I remind dude,
You can’t follow in my footsteps when you run like a bitch when you hear them behind you.
--nah--

Sent. G'luck.


You obviously begged girls to like it. Your tall ass better get it right...
You'd have to crawl on your knees to get in...And that's not a reference to your height
--haha--
It's a sham if he's dating a chick...No matter what this fagg0t will say
Any chick that patsy is ONLY there to cover up the fact that he's gay
--alright--
This giant freak only pulls drama queens. Try to grill better hoes, dude
But even though you're obviously out of proportion...they'd STILL never blow you
--nah, didnt like this really--
Swerve took a hiatus...laid low a bit. Now you're just hopeless, prick
Dude's trying to claw back to relevancy...but couldn't even get close to Sik
--cool--
This fagg0t stays on his knees. I'd hate to hear the shit you say to men
All you do is Neil Patrick...I'm starting to think that you're just as gay as him
--dope--
This fake is enormous. Didn't make Knuck's SC top ten and you hating him for it...
But even if you WEREN'T a giant...you'd still never be close to making the short list
--dont like--

3 quotes for each, this was a good battle. I had Cash w/ 2 whiffs to 1 for Swerve, so, w/ that said.

V/ Swerve