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Lars
06-06-2013, 06:35 AM
my boys and me have, forced it open with a sledgehammer/burnt our way in three days ago

about a third of the money is covered in red dye, there's a bag of £2 coins with like... £250 worth inside? some of them are burnt from us getting in though, been tryna scrub the dye/burnt bits off on the ones that arent so bad

any way to get that dye off notes?

failing that, any way to get these notes laundered for clean ones?

what we've been doing is going into the betting shop with the roulette machines on, putting them in, then printing out the receipt without playing and taking the receipts up to the desk for a crisp new replacement

obviously you can only hit the bookies once each though

need a better/faster way

holla at the god

Lars
06-06-2013, 06:36 AM
inb4 "the machines wont accept money with the dye on, there's UV rays inside them to pick up on it"

we've only been putting in the ones not completely covered

obviously the ones covered in the stuff we aren't using

serious thread

Flow
06-06-2013, 08:51 AM
Should of opened it in a bath full of water and dried the notes after. anyways...


In order of ease and likelihood of success of the top of my head...

GOOF OFF or other paint thinners (dilute it at first) specifically used for graffiti removal

Travelling fairs usually have machines that you can swap coins for cash and cash for coins.
I doubt as they are run by gypsies that the machine would pick up on it - however I could be wrong if its a case of being so covered in the shit it cant read it however the old ones usually just work it out on size and weight - its the metallic strip being covered in dye which will fuck you so focus on cleaning that area. use bleach and a toothbrush

One way if you have for example a lot of notes covered on a specific half of the note
for example 50 notes on the left side 50 notes on the right side...just cut them in half and selotape. shops have to accept them. only issue is you lose half your moolah.

Carry on what your doing but don't forget the fruit machines in pubs !!!!! collect straight away for coins (which most that are won are fake these days anyways)

Another one for the coins at least (however I assume its the notes that are the issue.... so pointless one but either way) is the coin counter machines in Sainsbury's -

another one is just pick an easy target and give a bullshit story - some young kid working behind a till or bar or whatever, spilt paint on it at work go in as a painter and decorator blah blah. Requires gift of the gab and luck though...

Another one - again this requires gift of the gab and being fucking ballsy is complaining (again id chose your victim wisely) that the cash you got from the atm at a general goods store gave you dodgy cash... but to be honest its unlikely to work unless your dealing with a young naïve girl or sum shit

SiK
06-06-2013, 08:54 AM
Pictures or it never happened

Ghost1
06-06-2013, 08:55 AM
Idek wtf these boxes r? Do they have them in america?

VividEnds
06-06-2013, 09:12 AM
best bet is to titrate a laboratory grade solvent, or acetone, until you get a solution that'll dissolve just the dye and not the ink


They usually use dye that is the same as the ink in the money, so once it dries/ if it was a fine mist and not a awful spray, the ink will come off with the dye if you try to get it off

U just want to remove visible residue it doesn't have to be perfect. Ur gonna have to use it as cash and NOT use it at banks, casinos, coin changing machines, anything that can be traced to you.

Try finding the sweet spot- right before the ink comes right out of the paper, but where u see the dye come out. Then do a LOT repeated washes with solutions of that molarity

Word hoped you paid attention in chem, they don't want common criminals finding this shit out easy peasy


Probably easier next time to find something to disable/ replicate those RFID dye packs

Flow
06-06-2013, 09:20 AM
Bags

Yeah you have drop boxes/deposit boxes in the US.

For example when they collect the cash from a ATM and the guys who collect them have gear that make them look like they from bloody star wars

You also have them in banks, loads of them.

Post offices

A lot of games machines have them for collection now a days.

There are loads of different types - I assume Lars is on about the smaller ones for example http://www.girlfriendswithagingparents.com/tag/safe-deposit-box-info/ but I could be wrong....

the security measure is a small explosive dye pack that covers the contents in a permanent red dye preventing use of the goods and making them traceable.

I think the dye pack was actually a US invention...but could be wrong

VividEnds
06-06-2013, 09:25 AM
Btw, the red dye is an epoxy resin that is melted onto the paper when the dye pack blows up. Ur solvent is gonna have to pretty much tear it apart at a molecular level

Ghost1
06-06-2013, 09:26 AM
Ok i imagined them at a bank....but...where would be a location that ole lars could bludgeon one to oblivion with a sledgehammer without sum1 noticing?

An ur referring to the brinks truck i assume......

VividEnds
06-06-2013, 09:27 AM
Flo Real why do you frequent Girlfriends With Aging Parents

Flow
06-06-2013, 09:30 AM
VividEnds it was the link to the first pic I found on google, I didn't look at the source just copy and pasted lol

Bags .... im also interested/intrigued in knowing how he got hold of it..

Objective
06-06-2013, 09:38 AM
Cover them in ketchup or coca cola for a few hours. The acid is strong enough to get rid of rust etc, maybe it'll work with that shit as well. Idk.

Lars
06-06-2013, 09:39 AM
Pictures or it never happened

i can't take pictures and then if i get picked up the pics are on my phone/laptop

do you know how much time i'd get for that?

idiot

Lars
06-06-2013, 10:09 AM
Bags

Yeah you have drop boxes/deposit boxes in the US.

For example when they collect the cash from a ATM and the guys who collect them have gear that make them look like they from bloody star wars

You also have them in banks, loads of them.

Post offices

A lot of games machines have them for collection now a days.

There are loads of different types - I assume Lars is on about the smaller ones for example http://www.girlfriendswithagingparents.com/tag/safe-deposit-box-info/ but I could be wrong....

the security measure is a small explosive dye pack that covers the contents in a permanent red dye preventing use of the goods and making them traceable.

I think the dye pack was actually a US invention...but could be wrong

nah bigger

it was the post office one bro

shit looked the size of like a petrol container

EDIT: something like this is what i'm talking, a Securicor bloke:

http://www.alamy.com/thumbs/6/%7BEC2C3A79-128E-4E38-BABA-1C9D9D71981C%7D/C30F3W.jpg

Wise Wiggles
06-06-2013, 10:16 AM
lol

would video poker machines work?

just throw the bills in there then cash out right away or gamble a bit you like

Flow
06-06-2013, 10:27 AM
nah bigger

it was the post office one bro

shit looked the size of like a petrol container

EDIT: something like this is what i'm talking, a Securicor bloke:

http://www.alamy.com/thumbs/6/%7BEC2C3A79-128E-4E38-BABA-1C9D9D71981C%7D/C30F3W.jpg

Ha so glad you put that pic up - they look like the fucking star wars rebels lmao

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/75/Reptroops-ANH.png

Lars
06-06-2013, 10:38 AM
Ok i imagined them at a bank....but...where would be a location that ole lars could bludgeon one to oblivion with a sledgehammer without sum1 noticing?

An ur referring to the brinks truck i assume......

nah, dude carries it from the van of his to the post office

we already had a ride waiting

this had been planned for a short while now

one of us wrapped a rounders bat around his head, screaming at him to let go of the bag

he didnt tbf, tried holding on to it, was struck again numerous times in quick succession

he let go

we grabbed the case and ran to the car, the three of us jumped in with the case and sped off, didn't try cracking it open until we were well away, obviously

got it back to the yard and tried cracking it with the sledgehammer

super pimp trillionaire
06-06-2013, 10:44 AM
Gluck ya fuckin theef. What about out of town drug dealers? That's who gets stuck with fakes, just be like I was at work and my wallet fell in the paint. They won't notice because they can't wait to sell you the coke at twice the value...

Flow
06-06-2013, 10:50 AM
Lars - Was this Showell Circus in Bushbury by any chance :)

super pimp trillionaire
06-06-2013, 10:54 AM
m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=MSNNtIHCexE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMSNNtIHCexE

Lars
06-06-2013, 11:26 AM
lol

would video poker machines work?

just throw the bills in there then cash out right away or gamble a bit you like

this is what i was talking about with the roulette game in my earlier post, only did one note in one as a test, cashed out when it accepted without even playing, took the receipt to the counter and claimed the clean £10 note

obviously they empty those shits every night or w/e though so they'll know whats been done

gotta keep going different spots, but it works/worked

just sucks for small ammounts each time you know?

Flow
06-06-2013, 11:27 AM
Use the pub ones

Lars
06-06-2013, 11:27 AM
Lars - Was this Showell Circus in Bushbury by any chance :)

lmao hell nah you dont shit on your own doorstep

Ghost1
06-06-2013, 11:29 AM
They only have one guy?


Here the brinks truck has 2...an theyre both heavily armed....lol at those cute helmets bahaagaha

Lars
06-06-2013, 11:30 AM
Use the pub ones

thought of it.

the ones that are more stained get picked up by the UV thing inside the newer ones though


you know when it prints the receipts?

i think there must be something in the barcodes maybe that can alert the manager/cashier?

bloke in Coral was looking decidedly suspect yesterday, yo!

super pimp trillionaire
06-06-2013, 11:30 AM
Sit in the court and be they own star witness...

Lars
06-06-2013, 11:31 AM
They only have one guy?


Here the brinks truck has 2...an theyre both heavily armed....lol at those cute helmets bahaagaha

this was one guy, not armed, just had the helmet on like the picture i'd put up

Flow
06-06-2013, 11:32 AM
thought of it.

the ones that are more stained get picked up by the UV thing inside the newer ones though


you know when it prints the receipts?

i think there must be something in the barcodes maybe that can alert the manager/cashier?

bloke in Coral was looking decidedly suspect yesterday, yo!

I really think the fair machines are the best bet my man, swap the note for coins, swap the coins for notes. Boom.

There gypos they wont give a fuck if its robbed anyways

Lars
06-06-2013, 11:33 AM
fairground thing isnt a bad idea

so many people at them too, impossible to know who did it

just need to find one now

Lars
06-06-2013, 11:39 AM
lmao tell me that wasn't Mimic just phoned me up from a withheld number in his wimpy leicester accent to talk smack hahaha

Flow
06-06-2013, 11:41 AM
lol for real? I still pissed that people thought I was him

mimic
06-06-2013, 11:44 AM
That is a scum move. Why hit someone with a baseball bat and risk them losing their job for £250?

Why would you risk your freedom as well?

My friends brother got locked up for 7 years, 3 years ago and they give out harsh punishments for things like this here... You sir are dumb as fuck.

Are you really that desperate?

mimic
06-06-2013, 11:45 AM
lmao tell me that wasn't Mimic just phoned me up from a withheld number in his wimpy leicester accent to talk smack hahaha

You what...

Flow
06-06-2013, 11:46 AM
mimic if your about to deny it then your the dumb fuck - coincidence that he says you called and then you show your face for the first time in ages...

Pillock

mimic
06-06-2013, 11:47 AM
mimic if your about to deny it then your the dumb fuck - coincidence that he says you called and then you show your face for the first time in ages...

Pillock

the fuck are you on about? why would I have Lars' number?

Ghost1
06-06-2013, 11:54 AM
U have lars number so u can play rap battler for his league...then renig at the last minute...obv

Also i think he explained only the top layer was 250worth of coins....im assuming there was a bit more paper cash.....could be wrong tho

Flow
06-06-2013, 11:57 AM
the fuck are you on about? why would I have Lars' number?

I recall when everyone thought I was your knuck ass that there was something about texts and grandads?? Would this not mean you have one anothers number....

I tried looking for the post but it brought back painful memories where certain people....well.....they were just plain mean :(

Go fuck yourself knuck

Oh and yeah it was 250 coins theres clearly more in notes, so totally worth it....depending how many the split is

mimic
06-06-2013, 11:59 AM
You freak I had the other guys number whom's name I forgot... I'm sure Lars can tell you his name though...

Also how much more than £250 could it be?

Risking a 7 year imprisonment for £3,000? Worth it?

Ya'll play gangsters and desperate as fuck to be honest lmao...

SiK
06-06-2013, 12:17 PM
This never happened

Yall will believe anything

...the Nagger
06-06-2013, 12:43 PM
I'm over here dying

wtf y'all believe this clown lmao??

dude you not even from america .. why you tryin so hard to be an American Gangster?

billy 12
06-06-2013, 09:05 PM
lmao

I've known this scone buttering, tea sipping, English fagg0t long enough to know when he's TROLLOLING

Good job, Baron

ROFLZZZ

http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/123/6/1/you__ve_been_trolled__by_cookie_lovey-d4ye3so.jpg

Dominate
06-06-2013, 09:20 PM
dead @ people believing this

even moreso @ nobody besides MIMC (lol) pointing out that only a low life piece of shit would do this, and then brag about it on a rap forum... which makes all of you kinda scummy too. Seriously.

billy 12
06-06-2013, 09:29 PM
lmao

What makes it worse is how their giving him advice on how to improve his techniques

PS. Aye Dominate, G'day mate!

ROFLZZZ

~RustyGunZ~
06-06-2013, 09:40 PM
we have guns in america

if you hit one of our brinks dudes with a piece of wood he'd put a bullet in your head

lmao @ the UK

Brian Bryan
06-07-2013, 06:00 AM
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2013/05/20/cash-box-grabbed-in-wolverhampton-post-office-van-raid/

Cash box grabbed in Wolverhampton post office van raid
Thieves made off with a cash box in a daring raid on a post office van in Wolverhampton today.

Police officers were called to Showell Circus in Bushbury at 10.16am after a robber snatched the box from a postal worker and made off down Annan Avenue.

It is understood that there was a getaway car behind the row of shops waiting for the thief.

Detectives were at the scene today interviewing members of the public and business owners as they try to piece together details of the robbery.

The post office employee who was carrying the cash box was understood to have not been injured in the attack.

It is the second raid at the same set of shops in a month.

On April 25, four masked men made off with cash and cigarettes during a dawn robbery at a shop on Showell Circus.

On that occasion, a member of staff was pinned to the floor and then locked in a store cupboard.

There are yet to be any arrests regarding that incident.

Steve Coles, aged 42, of Dickinson Avenue, who was the victim in that attack, says the shops have become an easy target.

He added: “I was opening the store up at around 5.15am, and four men in masks came in and pinned me down.

“They locked me in a store cupboard and got off with cigarettes and, I’d say, £3,500 in cash.

“There’s not enough security around here. It’s easy for robbers because they can get away down a number of roads off the circle.

“Cameras need to be pointed down the road at the back of the shops – that would help things,” he said.

Sue Jenkins, 38, of Old Fallings Crescent, said: “These shops are easy pickings.

“It’s not the first robbery, and unless things change, it won’t be the last.

“I won’t let my mum come up here on her own, and I certainly wouldn’t come up here after dark.

“This area hasn’t got the best reputation, and you can see why people think it is ‘shady’ when you see this happening first thing in a morning.

“You’ve got so many exits leading from these shops, anyone can make a clean get-away.”

damn

dudes not lying

he at your door with the mask on like its halloween

Flow
06-07-2013, 06:27 AM
we have guns in america

if you hit one of our brinks dudes with a piece of wood he'd put a bullet in your head

lmao @ the UK

We use knives - takes more to watch the white of the eyes and the harsh breathing before they go ;)

Just C
06-07-2013, 06:36 AM
Don't believe you did this, but if you did and you want to launder the notes go to the pub, as long as they don't LOOK iffy you'll be good.

Brian Bryan
06-07-2013, 06:38 AM
That is a scum move. Why hit someone with a baseball bat and risk them losing their job for £250?

Why would you risk your freedom as well?

My friends brother got locked up for 7 years, 3 years ago and they give out harsh punishments for things like this here... You sir are dumb as fuck.

Are you really that desperate?

obv suburban whiteboy is obvious

Just C
06-07-2013, 06:44 AM
nah, dude carries it from the van of his to the post office

we already had a ride waiting

this had been planned for a short while now

one of us wrapped a rounders bat around his head, screaming at him to let go of the bag

he didnt tbf, tried holding on to it, was struck again numerous times in quick succession

he let go

we grabbed the case and ran to the car, the three of us jumped in with the case and sped off, didn't try cracking it open until we were well away, obviously

got it back to the yard and tried cracking it with the sledgehammer

Your full of shit lol. You got a full time job and you planning micky mouse hit n runs on poxy deposit boxes with 250 quid in em, bollocks. You'll get hammered for that, and for penuts?

cool troll. and if serious u got issues. Atleast make it worth the jail time, Baron Buster, Mynd. lol

Ghost1
06-07-2013, 08:08 AM
We use knives - takes more to watch the white of the eyes and the harsh breathing before they go ;)

Bring those sticks over here lol.

Lars
06-07-2013, 08:43 AM
Your full of shit lol. You got a full time job and you planning micky mouse hit n runs on poxy deposit boxes with 250 quid in em, bollocks. You'll get hammered for that, and for penuts?

how does having a job prevent someone from doing dirt on the side though?

bunch of fakes in here callin someone else fake just cuz he livin a life these frauds unaccustomed to

if you got no street smarts you gots no place in this thread forreal

Hush
06-07-2013, 08:58 AM
Seems legit

mimic
06-07-2013, 09:02 AM
how does having a job prevent someone from doing dirt on the side though?

bunch of fakes in here callin someone else fake just cuz he livin a life these frauds unaccustomed to

if you got no street smarts you gots no place in this thread forreal

You speak about having street smarts...

...yet post and brag about committing a 'quite serious' criminal offence on the internet...

Really, Baron?

Flow
06-07-2013, 09:31 AM
You speak about having street smarts...

...yet post and brag about committing a 'quite serious' criminal offence on the internet...

Really, Baron?

Who asked you faggot

Like lars said - no streets smarts no place in this thread and you have about as much street smarts as a dyslexic ant who sides as a milkman.

Bags pass ;)

Orc
06-07-2013, 09:34 AM
so obvious mimic & flo real are the same person typing replies to himself lol

Ghost1
06-07-2013, 09:35 AM
The internet will do strange things to a man.

Flow
06-07-2013, 09:36 AM
Orc you surprise me sometimes - its sad cus your alright

Orc
06-07-2013, 09:38 AM
well thats your loss cuz im a great friend

Flow
06-07-2013, 09:40 AM
I am sure you are - but I don't think that makes sense as a response....

mimic
06-07-2013, 10:00 AM
Flo Real is too much of a try hard for me lmao. Obvious Is Obvious.

Hush
06-07-2013, 10:15 AM
U bit txt and pretended to be black


Da fuck u talking bout ur the definition of try hard

mimic
06-07-2013, 10:23 AM
U bit txt and pretended to be black


Da fuck u talking bout ur the definition of try hard

A lot changes in 3 years fam'. Not gonna' deny shit lmao.

I mean.. It only took Bags 3 years to lose 10lbs... It just goes to show A LOT changes in a long period of time.

Brian Bryan
06-07-2013, 10:42 AM
You speak about having street smarts...

...yet post and brag about committing a 'quite serious' criminal offence on the internet...

because we all know everything ever posted on the internet is 100% the truth, like you being chris brown and actually turning up to a rap battle that could have potentially seen Baron punch a hole through your skull, dont we? lolololol

Flow
06-07-2013, 10:57 AM
because we all know everything ever posted on the internet is 100% the truth, like you being chris brown and actually turning up to a rap battle that could have potentially seen Baron punch a hole through your skull, dont we? lolololol

Lol I have always wanted to know - how did the fall out start between mimic and Mynd?

mimic
06-07-2013, 11:07 AM
Lol I have always wanted to know - how did the fall out start between mimic and Mynd?

It didn't lmao

Brian Bryan
06-07-2013, 11:12 AM
pretty sure Lars exposed him for his chris brown tomfoolery?

Flow
06-07-2013, 11:14 AM
What was the granddad thing about then? Nevermind - I assumed there was more to the story with regards to RL

Brian Bryan
06-07-2013, 11:15 AM
I'm over here dying

wtf y'all believe this clown lmao??

dude you not even from america .. why you tryin so hard to be an American Gangster?

lololol it it any wonder Eddie finds it hard to believe someones capable of this tho...?

my man not exactly gonna be holding up Brinks trucks in his favorite Abercrombie & Fitch throwback on some

http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50010/1000186524/full/cam-gigandet-in-checkered-jumper-with-scarf-all-people-photo-u1.jpg


"GIMME DA MONEY, NOW!" shit lolololool

Just C
06-07-2013, 12:48 PM
how does having a job prevent someone from doing dirt on the side though?

bunch of fakes in here callin someone else fake just cuz he livin a life these frauds unaccustomed to

if you got no street smarts you gots no place in this thread forreal

Lol robbing post office deposit boxes isn't a side hustle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Ur funny. U make it sound like it's selling a bit of weed on the side lol. But I guess that was the whole point. Thanks for the lol's.

Just C
06-07-2013, 12:52 PM
Flo Real is too much of a try hard for me lmao. Obvious Is Obvious.

Lmaou know you the king dick of the try hard union whenevenMimicanyonetobeacceptedesquire is admiring your skillz