ROAST MY PIC. FUNNIEST COMMENT AFTER A WEEK GETS 13.50. NO VERITAS ALLOWED AS HE IS ROAST CANCER AND IRONICALLY LOOKS LIKE HE HAS CANCER.

[Joe Metts]

http://s2.postimg.org/w09lvjcgp/image.jpg



FUNNIEST TAG GETS -13.50 CAUSE TAGS ARE FOR FAGS.

[Strikta]

That hat's fire bruh.

[cyph her]

Big dude.. this you?
Find a diet that you can commit to..
Try walking a mile..
In socks and slippers that you can fit through..
@socksaccompaniedbyslippers

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Sabertooth and a Viking whore crossbred and started an Enyce outlet store.

[veritas]

Your favorite holiday is diabeaster.

[veritas]

Red bull: it gives you chins.

[Joe Metts]

Your favorite holiday is diabeaster.


Lol early favorite. Not gonna front.

[veritas]

Ginger yeti with that permanent sunburnt skin tone.

Duke looking like the rosie o donnel had a baby with sun.

[El Muffin]

lookin like a obese undercover ron perlman

Environmentalist tree trunk calf lookin ass nigga

King Hippo from a dystopian punch out lookin ass nigga

Ol messin with sasquatch "I got a lifetime supply of jack links" lookin ass nigga

[veritas]

lookin like a obese undercover ron perlman

Environmentalist tree trunk calf havin mufucka

King Hippo from a dystopian punch out lookin ass nigga

Ol messin with sasquatch "I got a lifetime supply" of jack links lookin ass nigga


LOLLLLLLLZZZZ

[El Muffin]

Lumberjack e honda thousand hr nap lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Fred dukes makes cameo in the wire lookin ass nigga


Nigl ookin like a deconstructed scorched smore

[El Muffin]

Lookin a like recluse butterbean in detroits witness protection program

[veritas]

Lumberjack e honda thousand hr nap lookin ass nigga

HAHAAAA

[veritas]

Lookin a like recluse butterbean in detroits witness protection program

MWAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAA

[Diode]

this dude's calves have lap bands

this dude bout to be named next head coach of the jets

this dude look like a ginger grimace

[El Muffin]

"If the south would have won" robert e lee lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Phillip seymour hoffman in 1st annual appalachian sumo wrestling exhibition

[El Muffin]

Ol filled to capacity socks ass nigga

Ol carnival cruise ship feet havin ass nigga

Wide neck "I inspired the creation of the guillotine" lookin ass nigga

[veritas]

Ol filled to capacity socks ass nigga

Ol carnival cruise ship feet havin ass nigga

Wide neck "I inspired the creation of the guillotine" lookin ass nigga

1MWAHAHAHAHHAHHAJAJAAAAAAA

[Masaii]

Lookin a like recluse butterbean in detroits witness protection program

Omfg, Im in tears, srs

[El Muffin]

Tell me this nigga dont look like Vader tho (srs tho its uncanny)

Spam spam bigelow lookin ass niiga

[Joe Metts]

Muff going hard for that 13.50! Where's the competition.

[El Muffin]

Lookin like the governor from "O brother where art thou" catered his campaign to
Young black youth

[veritas]

Lookin like the governor from "O brother where art thou" catered his campaign to
Young black youth


OHHHH DEAD.

[El Muffin]

8th seed john wayne gacy

[El Muffin]

Tank Abbot; Frank Faggot

[Joe Metts]

Muff got his own hypeman!

[El Muffin]

Affirmative Action Bronson

[Masaii]

NoAction Bronson

[El Muffin]

Stay puft marshmallow man in fat joes "lean back" lookin ass nigga

[sublime]

Stay puft marshmallow man in fat joes "lean back" lookin ass nigga

lmfao.

[Diode]

Tank Abbot; Frank Faggot

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ZnKt8P7p--/el7iprhu62f512rwqmpk.gif

[veritas]

Lookin like the governor from "O brother where art thou" catered his campaign to
Young black youth

HWHLWKJ;LWJAJLKEJLKJFLKEMKLFADJKLJEETHER!

[El Muffin]

I play flute n fuckin snorlax just grinnin n shit thefuk

Gamefaqs.com

[Diode]

Snorlax woke up n wont move yo wtf

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--E4kP3Fit--/sovmaid2wyioidy04pzw.gif

[sublime]

Snorlax woke up n wont move yo wtf

hahaha....wow.

[El Muffin]

Lookin like bam margeras dad n username saw splice n got creative

Ahah shouts to user

[El Muffin]

" I look like im related to everyone on Lizard Lick Towing" ass nig

[El Muffin]

Didnt kyle mclachalan ride this nigga in Dune? Looking ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Only takes showers coz water displacement lookin as nig

[El Muffin]

Lookin like he starred in "osmosis jones" as a bloated undercover white blood cell undertakin one last case to secure pension lookin ass nigg

[El Muffin]

Member of infamous luchesse crime family

Nickname: Joe "No Doubt Gout" Metts

[cyph her]

Concept evaded me once again. Derailment is in order. Fxs.

[El Muffin]

Nigga torso look like wesley snipes testicle in 300% zoom

[El Muffin]

William howard taft carjacking deloreans n shit lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Ginger Dynamo from running man

Nite brite dune buggy drivin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Lookin like the urban reincarnation of thomas edison

[El Muffin]

Just walked into local ymca.

Zumba class.

*snaps picture*

[Neighbor]

You look like my Uncle Jeff

[El Muffin]

Batty

Get em. Im done for now

[El Muffin]

Paul Bunyan; "Nom, Funyuns"

[Sharp]

christ lmaoooo

and i thought making fun of a joe metts picture could only end in played jokes

[El Muffin]

Ice cream truck chases on some slo mo baywatch shit

[El Muffin]

Lookin like the antagonist from Waterworld found Kevin Costner..Ed Gein'd his face n then proceeded to devour every edible mollusk n a 100 yrd radius

[El Muffin]

Big Fat Bastard (austin powers) posin for the picture like "Moneyteam!"

Closethread Gogh kjv

[El Muffin]

"No ship is unsinkable" lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Legs top dollar on Bonner Party Black Market lookin ass nigga

[big baby]

dude looks like dr robotnik after he got beat by sonic and became creative director of a modern day renaissance fair

calves look like the blueprint design for a nuclear rod reactor

[big baby]

dude look like green lanterns kilowog

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z2V0ybeHVIc/S83k3MeXa-I/AAAAAAAAD6k/b8vHTATFOr8/s1600/IMG_6324.JPG

[El Muffin]

Crouching Manatee
Hidden Penis

[big baby]

built like a fucking blimp. this dude threw his brooklyn nets hat into the crowd when the nets won their only game against miami and blanketed the entire brooklyn bench. 3 hospitalized. obese fuck. round fuck, people refer to you as the hindenburg. not because its a round motherfucking blimp, but they stab fun at the sly references to the sea cow the reporter makes, you know "oh the hu-manatee" lmaooo. dude looks like a lesbian viking. dyking. idk ur fat

[big baby]

Crouching Manatee
Hidden Penis

yooo lmaooo i also called him a manatee <333333333333333333333333333333

[Joe Metts]

It's a Baltimore Bullets hat just an FYI. Continue.


Usually wouldn't butt in but I only rep where I'm from tbc.

[El Muffin]

Ol Elliott Rogers "Im bout to go slaughter some burgers in this bitch" lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Mighty joe youngs albino brother

[El Muffin]

"I just swallowed a few tablespoons of Pepto Bismol " lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Lookin like Mark Mcguire did the fusion dance with Larry the Cable Guy

Closethread

[Batty]

Looking like the results of sometime in the late 80's, Chunk and Sloth decided to take their relationship to the next level.

Old Dorf on Golf legs ass nigga.

Old "and my axe" ass nigga

400 pound Ewok looking mother fucker

If Paddington The Bear was a wigger...

Looking like Big Van Vader in scuba gear ass nig

looking like a stunned catfish drowning in Strawberry Quik

Looking like a cadet in the bear calvary's Orange Berets

ninja walrus lookin nig

Lookin like that nigga that fought alongside Braveheart ass nigga.

The Chicken Drumette Overlord

Lookin like he'd rather be scuba diving in Thousand Island than cardio

[Batty]

Lookin like a happy ox and shit

lookin like his outfits support sports he can't play

Lookin like a garbage bag filled with peach marshmallows

looking like a smiling Goomba

Lookin like the son of Seth Rogen and a female Hutt

Lookin like he breathes heavy playing Smash Brothers

Camera adds 10 chins ass nigga

Looking like a Heffalump with diabetes

Lookin like he stood in line for 6 hours at a Home Depot to get a tubesock signed by Jenna Haze

Lookin like a reformed John Cena fan but not in his heart.

lookin like a FUBU flashback.

Earthquake from WWF in stealth mode

[El Muffin]

Lookin like a reformed Leatherface prepping for a Tri City flag football game

[Batty]

Lookin like Chris Farley at an "I am Trayvon Martin" benefit

[El Muffin]

Pathogen resistant airtight socks lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Lookin like hacksaw jim duggan post beating himself with 4x4 into retardedgrin stupor

[Batty]

Lookin like an interpretive dance class Snorlax

[El Muffin]

Ol zebra cake neck looking ass nigga

Ol imax screen torso lookin boy

[Batty]

Lookin like Beebop from ninja turtles got a walk-on role in an old C & C Music Factory Sega CD game.

[Batty]

Lookin like Elton John as a Simon City Royal

[El Muffin]

Nig lookinlike Kirby tryin to keep a straight face when prompted about genocide he commited in Harlem

[Batty]

Lookin like a Charmin Bear that just successfully completed his GED testing.

Lookin like Peppermint Patty with Down Syndrome

Lookin like Malibootay Pooh bear

Lookin like a Juggalo Santa

Lookin like an orc that made the mathlete squad.

[El Muffin]

Ol katamari new game plus looking ass nigga

[Batty]

Lookin like a nigga that started a roast just cause he's hungry.






(And thirsty)

[Batty]

Lookin like he bleeds Ragu and cries noodles.

[El Muffin]

Eyes sunken on some Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria shit

[El Muffin]

Hamtaro in Hells Kitchen: A Spike Lee Joint

[Batty]

Lookin like he sells dinosaur embryos at Jurassic Park.

[El Muffin]

Lookin like Hagrid going to a EPMD concert

[Batty]

This nigga is the mascot for Golden Corral buffet: Orville the Orange Orca.

He beats his dick to old episodes of Diners, Dives and Drive-ins.

Lookin like a lesbian softball coach Fred Flintstone

Lookin like his entire torso is made of Country Crock spread covered in electrical tape.

Lookin like Swamp Thing's cousin: Suburbia Beast
lookin like Ursula from Little Mermaid as a terrorist

[El Muffin]

Ol Baltimore bullet circus troupe with George Muresan lookin ass nig

[El Muffin]

This nigga is the mascot for Golden Corral buffet: Orville the Orange Orca.

He beats his dick to old episodes of Diners, Dives and Drive-ins.

Lookin like a lesbian softball coach Fred Flintstone

Lookin like his entire torso is made of Country Crock spread covered in electrical tape.

Lookin like Swamp Thing's cousin: Suburbia Beast
lookin like Ursula from Little Mermaid as a terrorist

Dead @ sumofthose

Im tirred but cantstop

[Batty]

Lookin like he beats his dick to soap operas.

Lookin like Ram Man from He-Man at a T-Pain album release party.

This nigga got on Janine's glasses from Ghostbusters

Lookin like an excited warthog

Lookin like he swims in buttermilk with a crazy straw snorkel

[El Muffin]

Ol chairman mao happy face lookin ass nig

Delirium setting In lol

[El Muffin]

Gang Bangin Tator Tot lookin ass nig

[veritas]

Lookin like Beebop from ninja turtles got a walk-on role in an old C & C Music Factory Sega CD game.

Ether bunny 2 thread tbh.

[Batty]

Lookin like Chef Mario Betali became a backyard wrestler named The Cinnamon Vortex.

Lookin like both stars of Identity Thief merged together.

Old Great Deku Tree neck ass nigga

Lookin like the dude from Road House that the polar bear fell on plus the polar bear.

Lookin like he pays for cyber sex with rings from Sonic Adventure.

Lookin like a Snorlax at a Flo Rida concert

Lookin like a Hi C orange lava burst panda bear

Wears onion rings as brass knuckles and uppercuts himself

Shrek City Royal

[Keyz]

Passin trousers of as shorts michael moore looking mother fucker

Therapy sessions based on the stresses of the average sized door type mother fucker

[Keyz]

crusts of a puff pastry ankle looking mother fucker

[Hush]

Tell me this nigga dont look like Vader tho (srs tho its uncanny)

Spam spam bigelow lookin ass niiga

Pay this nigga

[YDK]

Black don't make you look thinner bruh

The camera adding 10 pounds myth is busted, it can't add higher than a metric ton

saying "lunch, its what's for dinner" ass nigga

[Batty]

Lookin like a buffalo in art class

[Joe Metts]

Excited warthog made me laugh the most for some reason for some reason.


Batty in the lead.

[YDK]

Looking like the grim reaper and the koolaid dude had a love child named cholesterol. Smashing through walls while fat parents scream "ohhh noooo!"

[uh-oh]

THIS NIGGAS FAT THO

#ROASTED

[Batty]

Looking like he'd like to live on a planet made of poundcake with gravy oceans and a rain forest of Skittles trees.

[Wise Wiggles]

Looking like a fucking wigger who eats way more than skinny people.

[Vulgar]

Looking like he'd like to live on a planet made of poundcake with gravy oceans and a rain forest of Skittles trees.

lolll

[El Muffin]

Lookin like the half of Tenacious D that isnt Jack Black lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

The Inedible Hulk lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Looking like an incognito Hellboy tryin to infiltrate a Big Lots photo shoot

[veritas]

The Inedible Hulk lookin ass nigga

LOLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

[Batty]

Looking like a strawberry blonde Shrek at a freckle collectors convention.

Lookin like a raspberry bigfoot.

Lookin like the losing team on Biggest Loser

looking like Blanka with type 2 diabetes

Lookin like Kathy Bates at a hip hop dance class for emo lesbians

[El Muffin]

Only nigga I know thats penpals with his dick lookin ass nigga
Ol I walk through rallys drive thru lookin ass nigga
Lightsaber Kid all grown up with his phasers on stun looking ass nigga

..

Ol hubble telescope to see lint on starter hoodie lppkin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Ol Climate adjusted wooly mammoth lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

Shaved Gossamer from looney tunes lookin ass nigga


CLLOSETHREAD

[sublime]

ol "I need to get this nigga to the Greek" lookin nigga

[El Muffin]

Ol Jeff Saturday, Sunday AND Monday lookin ass nigga

[YDK]

lookin like chris farleys fat ugly ginger half cousins retarded brother as nigga

[sublime]

Even Fatter Joe lookin nigga

[El Muffin]

Ol trampoline lifetime ban lookin ass nigga

[YDK]

when this roast is over, he's gonna eat it.

[El Muffin]

When his kid attempts to climb him it looks like Shadow of the Collusus lookin ass nigga

[El Muffin]

when this roast is over, he's gonna eat it.


Chrus farley n this were done in this thread

I dnt expect u to read all 8 pgs or so

But just think outside the box

Uuknoo

[veritas]

joe metts skeet tastes like waffle grease.

no homo.

[El Muffin]

Big Tuna from "Blow" looking ass nigga

[YDK]

Chrus farley n this were done in this thread

I dnt expect u to read all 8 pgs or so

But just think outside the box

Uuknoo

thanks for the update, i'm bored watchin bullshit on Netflix an throwin random comments out lol

[sublime]

2x electric scooter riding champ lookin nigga

[YDK]

nigga lookin like he turns 18xl sweatpants into yoga pants 3 toes in

[YDK]

uses an escalator to get in bed

[YDK]

nigga don't take showers, he takes rains

[El Muffin]

WMD cartwheel lookin ass nigga



Lookin like Fat Buu absorbed Chuck Norris n inherited none of his fighting prowess

[YDK]

he actually has 5 daughters, the other 4 are lost in his hoodie pockets

[El Muffin]

nigga lookin like he turns 18xl sweatpants into yoga pants 3 toes in

Gone. Hafaa therewego

[YDK]

WMD cartwheel lookin ass nigga



Lookin like Super Buu absorbed Chuck Norris n inherited none of his fighting prowess

or the distinguished bearded chin

[YDK]

lookin like the human form of bender 2 hours after death

[El Muffin]

Socks plea for help worse than feed the children commercials

I feel like a fucking abilitionist

Give us ..us free

Free da socks

[El Muffin]

Ol "my ancestors presided over Salem Witch Trials" looking ass nigga

[Batty]

Lookin like he works the front door to the Gothic Gay/lesbian/Transgender fight club. Password = Yogurt Mustache


Lookin like he stared at the picture in Mallrats and couldn't see the boat and shit.

Lookin like one of Thomas the Train's faces.

[El Muffin]

Death

[YDK]

Nigga don't have a neck or chins, he just... has



Man vs food challenge accepted and conquered before the cameras ever started rolling

I asked him wat was better Chicago style or new York style, he said "more"

[Adonis]

I envy mets. Dude has a built in pocket pussy "pick a roll, any roll"

He's family stopped inviting him. No thanksgiving ass wigga.

Dude only needs a smidgen of water to take a bath. Sea level rises when the orca takes a dip ass wigga.

Mets lookin ass mascot minus the ball suit

[Batty]

Lookin like he probably scuba dives in butterscotch.

[Greed]

Muff won a long time ago.

[Joe Metts]

There really isn't a whole lot of shit that made me laugh out loud but I did say funniest comment. Muff posting 4 pages doesn't automatically mean he had the best comment. Will pick a winner in a few days.

[Certain]

Looking like a friendly neighbor.

[Greed]

He had some misses.

Ol katamari new game plus looking ass nigga

But he had hitters too. i couldnt find the paul bunyun one.

[big baby]

you fat smell like bacon eat bacon too ironic lmao owned.

[Joe Metts]

My brothers the dude that called me calorie Ripken and Benny big as a jet Rodriguez I guess I'm just not easily impressed. And I haven't been super impressed. I also don't get some of the references tho. But I'll sort through and pick a winner if this is dying down.

[El Muffin]

Was just having a bit of fun with my OG triple OG

Just tryin to see how long I could keep it up.

Thought I did well

[El Muffin]

Spam Spam Bigelow had my dude leanin tho

[Fig]

Batty killed this tbh

[Joe Metts]

Was just having a bit of fun with my OG triple OG

Just tryin to see how long I could keep it up.

Thought I did well


I didn't read it all. Not even close lol just comments here and there.


You made me laugh quite a bit. Batty did too.

[YDK]

I didn't read it all. Not even close lol just comments here and there.


You made me laugh quite a bit. Batty did too.

I still stand by my statement of human form of Bender post death.
whooooooo!

[YDK]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ9tnQvSDYU

[Joe Metts]

I didn't get it. Who is bender.

[YDK]

Futurama...robot...

[Neighbor]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/33c78f66bbbabac572e8176fa192f261/tumblr_mttprlGXCS1r9nm7io1_500.gif

[El Muffin]

Metts u skim through this yet?

[Neighbor]

gone @ Bam Bam Wiggalow

[El Muffin]

Stolen from spam spam bigelow obv

Non original ass niggas

[Joe Metts]

There's this Down syndrome dude my company supports and he only calls people by which wrestler they remind him of. Greatest disability ever. But dude calls me bam bam. Get pumped Everytime. He's called me big show too which is a Tad bit more accurate. But you guys think I'm a ginger so idk how I look to y'all lol

[El Muffin]

Ay that kid sounds awesome tbh
Bags

[Joe Metts]

He's like 33 and Asian.

[El Muffin]

Done