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Joe Metts
06-11-2013, 08:58 AM
Guaranteed.

Swerve
06-11-2013, 09:01 AM
Both in their prime?

Evolve
06-11-2013, 09:02 AM
roflmao

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 09:14 AM
agreed @ metts
and when I was a kid I wanted to be IRON Mike Tyson, he was the human godzilla... duh
but Jet mos def gets him. yep, without wires...
just like Roy goes nighty night when Lee taps his jaw.

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 09:30 AM
only in your dreams man

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 09:31 AM
I ain't even gonna touch this tho

if Bruce Lee imo doesn't have a chance against Roy, you can imagin how I feel about someone not as skilled, fast, or strong as Bruce fighting someone way more scarier than Roy

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 09:37 AM
stop goofin off at work bags

Rawn M.D.
06-11-2013, 09:39 AM
I feel that any martial artist can take a boxer... More versatility... Power is great... But ultimately unless if u don't land or constantly countered...not to mention a lot of martial arts insists of using ur enemies momentum against them.

Joe Metts
06-11-2013, 09:59 AM
Im trolling.

Tyson would dessstrrrroooyyyyyy jet li.

Not even a fight.

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 10:03 AM
yep, its not even a fight.

Wise Wiggles
06-11-2013, 10:04 AM
jet li was a world champ

Bruce punched harder than tyson

Bruce created his own fighting style jeet kune do

Pretty much also created mma

Eddie don't know shit

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 10:06 AM
didnt he also dev wing chun?

Joe Metts
06-11-2013, 10:07 AM
Bruce Lee punched harder then Tyson?


Im not posting in this thread agai lmaooooo

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 10:08 AM
if boxing is the sweet science then what is martial arts?
play-acting, right?

Wise Wiggles
06-11-2013, 10:12 AM
He started with wing chun then developed his own style that was never really named. They just sorta called it a "thing".

Bruce could defend against any weapon.

lol@ a fist being different

Roy also never been in as good of shape as Bruce in his life

Wise Wiggles
06-11-2013, 10:14 AM
If you can break a number two pencil, you can break the back of anyone's hand.

The only two street fights Tyson got into when he was champ, he broke his wrist both times cuz he only trained for in the ring.. lolllll

Uncle Drew
06-11-2013, 10:27 AM
Jet Li would def win.

Evolve
06-11-2013, 10:28 AM
Bruce Lee punched harder then Tyson?


Im not posting in this thread agai lmaooooo

Bruce Lee's 'One Inch Punch' which is literally a punch from one inch away from the target had more of an impact than a head-on car collision at 30mph three times over. So yeah... you could say that lmao

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 10:30 AM
oprah winfrey has a net worth of 800 trillion dollars and earns sixty billion dollars a month

ill nik-A
06-11-2013, 10:30 AM
Why are people so high on Roy jones jr when he dominated an era of nothingness in his weight class

The fucking 123 kid would give Roy that work

Fuck outta here

Joe Metts
06-11-2013, 10:36 AM
Yall are telling urban legend stories. Nobodies seen that shit.

Evolve
06-11-2013, 11:02 AM
Yall are telling urban legend stories. Nobodies seen that shit.

It was scientifically proven using a crash test dummy lmao... the video is on Youtube infact

God Of War
06-11-2013, 11:06 AM
It was scientifically proven using a crash test dummy lmao... the video is on Youtube infact

evolve dont feed joe

one of the first signs of joe trolling is when he sayds "i was trolling but" that mean he wants you to think he was trolling before but he is serious now so you will infact argue with him more rofl

Flow
06-11-2013, 11:11 AM
Bruce Lee in theory beats Tyson.

Fact he had the quickest kick recorded
Hardest Punch

Only issue is he never actually had fights, it wasn't his thing, he was all about the theories and practice, the idealogy of wing chun which was his original choice through ip man is to not seek violence. He was an actor in the end.

Tyson was a fucking monster animal who would of killed bruce through shear fucking animalistic force. Bruce has never been in that position. SO its difficult to say...


JET LI was a world champion but facing people in similar size domains as himself etc. Not facing a fucking monster like Tyson who was genuinely violent. He was just a street fighting thug who got taught to box (an he didn't box very well he was a brawler)

End of the day, Tyson would win.

However IF bruce lee had some actual proper fighting experience and put his skills to use, then bruce takes it.

Evolve
06-11-2013, 11:18 AM
^ I'm going to stop you at "Only issue is he never actually had fights, it wasn't his thing"

Why would he have fights?

The WHOLE terminology of martial arts and techniques were for Self Discipline and to be STRICTLY used as a self defence manoeuvre. There was NO need to have actual fights. He demonstrated, he proved it worked within those demonstrations AND scientifically. I don't understand why this concept is so hard to grasp.

However, If you're trolling then this is not super soap :(

Flow
06-11-2013, 11:23 AM
It matters because for all the skills and technique you have its of no relevance until proven... When your in actual fight adrenalin kicks in, everything is different, it takes a lot of practice to be able to think straight calm and clearly to pull of his techniques under the real thing...

With out proof of that his achievements in this scenario have to take a back seat (however impressive)

im not trolling....

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 11:30 AM
It matters because for all the skills and technique you have its of no relevance until proven... When your in actual fight adrenalin kicks in, everything is different, it takes a lot of practice to be able to think straight calm and clearly to pull of his techniques under the real thing...

With out proof of that his achievements in this scenario have to take a back seat (however impressive)

im not trolling....

exactly

you can demonstrate all day son

but you can't compare it to ppl who ACTIVELY defend and kill people

the whole thing is just retarded, I'm at a lost for words

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 11:35 AM
ps4 over roy all day. this is boring as fuck now.

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 11:35 AM
I cant find my fucking solder. WTF!?

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 11:41 AM
nigga kicked the fastest kick ever on NO ONE

Evolve
06-11-2013, 11:45 AM
A classic case of; Fact vs Opinion.

I think Dorothy from Wizard Of Oz would beat Usain Bolt in a race because she can tap her heels together and teleport anywhere

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 11:47 AM
A classic case of; Fact vs Opinion.

I think Dorothy from Wizard Of Oz would beat Usain Bolt in a race because she can tap her heels together and teleport anywhere

exactly, thats what ppl sound like talkin bout Bruce would win?

I'm pretty sure if Roy Jones spent his career perfecting the fastest punch instead of perfecting a style to fight with Bruce would have some comp in that department

but to say the Bruce Lee would beat ANY hof boxer from the 80s and up is just asinine and retarded


and sitting and comparing an extra on the set of a 1970s kung fu movie to a HOF boxer is even more retarded

Flow
06-11-2013, 11:49 AM
A classic case of; Fact vs Opinion.

I think Dorothy from Wizard Of Oz would beat Usain Bolt in a race because she can tap her heels together and teleport anywhere

Surely you agree with me then...

Joe Metts
06-11-2013, 11:57 AM
Im with flo real 100%. And gow the thread title was obviously a joke if you read any post of mine in eddies thread.

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 12:05 PM
imagine if some scrub walked up to Roy on a Movie set tryna square off

what you think Roy would do?

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 12:16 PM
just curious tho, yall know you're arguing the difference between what is maybe likely and probably less likely. right?

Joe Metts
06-11-2013, 12:20 PM
Yall are basically arguing that Apollo creed is better then Ali lol

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 12:22 PM
so? however you wanna see it red and green or green and red, after the colorful descriptions have faded this whole land of make believe is dull as shit.
NONE OF THESE MATCHUPS WILL HAPPEN.
namean?
stfu

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 12:25 PM
Yall are basically arguing that Apollo creed is better then Ali lol

? that's what YOU'RE arguing fool

Dove Dozer
06-11-2013, 12:34 PM
exactly

you can demonstrate all day son

but you can't compare it to ppl who ACTIVELY defend and kill people

the whole thing is just retarded, I'm at a lost for words

this is similar to soldiers "going into the black" you can train for something till you're blue in the face, it's being put in the situation in real time that you gain your true stripes.

Joe Metts
06-11-2013, 12:37 PM
Eddie you haven't read one post I've made in two threads you fucking illiterate moron.

Im arguing the same thing as you. How hard is it to read my negro amigo.

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 12:54 PM
this is similar to soldiers "going into the black" you can train for something till you're blue in the face, it's being put in the situation in real time that you gain your true stripes.

yes, exactly

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 12:55 PM
yeah, good thing nobody ever tested frail ole bruce lee the world would have lost a marvelous actor...

Joe Metts
06-11-2013, 12:57 PM
Hulk Hogans leg drop would keep Bruce Lee down.

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 01:00 PM
I don't get metts sometimes

he seems to "troll" at weird times and often looks like he's trying to troll when previously in the day, he absolutely wasn't trolling...

Wise Wiggles
06-11-2013, 01:06 PM
yeah, good thing nobody ever tested frail ole bruce lee the world would have lost a marvelous actor...

Ikr? He was great at acting

How many oscars did he have? I forgot.

Wise Wiggles
06-11-2013, 01:09 PM
yes, exactly

Ikr? Cuz one of Bruce's first students hasn't taught hand to hand combat at ft. Lewis for the last ten yrs..

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 01:15 PM
Ikr? Cuz one of Bruce's first students hasn't taught hand to hand combat at ft. Lewis for the last ten yrs..

I'm lost, what does this mean if true?

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 01:16 PM
Ikr? He was great at acting

How many oscars did he have? I forgot.

oscars for a karate movie in the 70s

http://imageshack.us/a/img837/9086/jayzbiglaugh2.png continue, this is getting funny now

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 01:17 PM
Eddie you haven't read one post I've made in two threads you fucking illiterate moron.

Im arguing the same thing as you. How hard is it to read my negro amigo.

look man I'm angry

my bad

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 01:17 PM
I'm lost, what does this mean if true?

well it is true, you're lost. and it means that if you were face to face with your mancrush Roy Jones Junior,you would pee your pants catch the vapors and fall out in your quilted cardigan.

Wise Wiggles
06-11-2013, 01:23 PM
It means before you go into a life and death situation, ie WAR. When all your weapons fail and all you have are your hands, you learn from someone who learned from Bruce Lee. Fact. True life. So what were you trying to troll about?

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 01:24 PM
well it is true, you're lost. and it means that if you were face to face with your mancrush Roy Jones Junior,you would pee your pants catch the vapors and fall out in your quilted cardigan.

hey who is this alias^

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 01:27 PM
It means before you go into a life and death situation, ie WAR. When all your weapons fail and all you have are your hands, you learn from someone who learned from Bruce Lee. Fact. True life. So what were you trying to troll about?

1. nothing in this thread from me is a troll, so don't say that anymore plz. I would hate for someone to confuse COMMON SENSE for a troll, something that happens here a lot

2. he is more than likely teaching them basic karate, you think any of them dudes can beat Roy Jones that are being taught? you think the instructor can? beat a prime Roy Jones Jr?

3. do you think soldiers going to war will have enough time to effectively learn the art of boxing? vs basic self defense?


so once again, I ask you, what does that have to do with Roy Jones washing Bruce Lee?

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 01:27 PM
I'm not under alias mrs jones junior, but I do carry many names.
niggas know me tho cuz I always stay the same...

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 01:29 PM
holy shit stop making billy12s point dude get off jones dick.
wtf? okay EDDIE he's a monster from heaven sent to shame the humans with his might hands... happy? now stfu man I never wanted to believe you were gay but all this is maaaad suspect dude

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 01:29 PM
plus my sig has been the same since like forever...

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 01:32 PM
can he still post in here if I ignored him?^

Wise Wiggles
06-11-2013, 01:52 PM
lol@ "basic self defense"

He teaches the special forces

They don't go over old Jones footage

God Of War
06-11-2013, 01:53 PM
eddie your trolling is getting gay lol

your not a dumb dude ive seen you post enough to know that you have more common sense then what your saying. roy jones was a boxer bro thats it. theres plenty of dudes that would tear jones's head off if it was not in a boxing ring

plus he couldnt step in a ring with a muay thai boxer and win, he couldnt do it with a akido, greco wrestling etc person and win because he isnt trained in that

Allen Knight
06-11-2013, 01:54 PM
Van dam >all

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 02:35 PM
eddie your trolling is getting gay lol

your not a dumb dude ive seen you post enough to know that you have more common sense then what your saying. roy jones was a boxer bro thats it. theres plenty of dudes that would tear jones's head off if it was not in a boxing ring

plus he couldnt step in a ring with a muay thai boxer and win, he couldnt do it with a akido, greco wrestling etc person and win because he isnt trained in that

you have said absolutely nothing to back anything you've stated.

Bruce Lee made Enter the Dragon. It was a dope movie dog.

but that's all it was

don;t call me a troll just because you can't hold an argument

Roy is a 20X champ, has most the advantages and is an actual fighter

nothing you said has convinced me that Bruce would have any type of chance of legitimately beating Roy

...the Nagger
06-11-2013, 02:36 PM
lol@ "basic self defense"

He teaches the special forces

They don't go over old Jones footage

"he teaches the special forces"

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2976/rudywhatever.png


maybe someone else can tell me exactly what that means? because the person who is trying to use it as a point is sure being very brief on detail about the only valid point that may be present in the thread in Bruce's defense

but either way, it still doesn't prove that Bruce Lee would beat Roy.


You gonna say something mor ein detail or should we brush off your post?

detour
06-11-2013, 03:09 PM
lmfao @ lee never had fights...dude fought all the time...his wife even talked about it, that random people would challenge him on the street to see if he was authentic...

he beat chuck norris ass as well an chuck became a student of his...an lets not forget that chuck norris competed in numerous mixed martial arts competitions before the UFC existed an was worldwide respected as a fighter before he ever did movies...

Flow
06-11-2013, 03:13 PM
Roy elghanayan teaches the special forces krav maga and is actually a beast - vote Roy

Evolve
06-11-2013, 03:27 PM
This is my last post because ANYTHING I've said so far and anything I say now will be judged under the influence of a bias opinion. So;

Lee had PLENTY of fights. When he got big because of his martial arts skills and techniques EVERYONE was out to 'prove' or 'try to' prove that he could be beaten. I watched a documentary about it... during the making of 'Enter The Dragon' he had one HUGE fight. I forgot who against but the dude he fought with was a black belt twice over . Lee got challenged out by him (to challenge a fight, your opponent would tap the floor with his foot). He charged Lee and didn't even manage to grapple him let alone land a punch. Lee gave him 30 rounds of Satanic punches.. seriously. He locked the guy and knocked him out whilst hitting ALL major pressure points. It turned out the guy who attacked him was a member of his cast whom' would appear in movie. You know what happened after? Lee didn't fire him... nope... He gave him lessons to improve.

Lee is one badass motherfucker.

Done.

Wise Wiggles
06-11-2013, 03:56 PM
^ Jesse Glover

He just died last year.

Evolve
06-11-2013, 03:57 PM
^ Jesse Glover

He just died last year.

That was his first ever instructor?

Flow
06-11-2013, 04:26 PM
That was his first ever instructor?

Bruce Lee only made/trained 3 to instructor an that was the first. Bruces first instructor was yip man an I also have seen footage of a 18 year old in his prime bruce Lee going hell for leather at a 70 plus year old yip man an yip is talking to a camera and blocking all his shit.

Therefore yipman is the better an all your previous arguments lose to yip!

Boom!!!

super pimp trillionaire
06-11-2013, 04:29 PM
18 is prime? for a dedicated athlete I'd assume prime physical peak is prolly closer to the 25-30 range.
no doubt that copies rarely shine brighter than originals